Siriusly!

by hpaddictedg

Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.

6. Sirius Black is a Pirate

Chapter Six: Sirius Black is a Pirate

            "Arrr," Sirius said, in what he thought to be a menacing tone.  "Sea turtles."

            "Sirius," Remus said, exasperated, "that girl said you looked like Johnny Depp, not that you're a friggin' pirate!  Stop saying that already!"

            "I am a pirate," Sirius insisted, "and who is this 'Johnny Depp'?"

            "Where have you been lately?" Remus asked, amazed.  "He's this guy who played a pirate in a movie; teen girls love him!"

            "Well," Sirius smirked, "all girls love me!  Put that in your potion and drink it!"

            "I really must keep my Sugar Quills away from that man," Remus muttered.