A/N: I only added Draco to this because, according to Sirius Lover for Life's story Draco Demented, Draco watches Muggle movies.
Happy now, S.L.f.L.?
Chapter 7: Sirius Black Watches Pirates of the Caribbean With Draco Malfoy and Remus Lupin
"Elizabeth is hot," Sirius whispered to Draco Malfoy, who was sitting beside him in the back of the movie theatre. "I'm getting an erection just looking at her!"
"Too much information," Remus, who was on the other side of Sirius, whispered back.
"Really!" Sirius continued, oblivious to his friend's discomfort. "Look!"
"No way," Draco hissed. "I'm trying to watch the movie, you idiot!"
"But Draco," Sirius complained, "it's irritating!"
"Just go to the bathroom, Padfoot," Remus pleaded. "We're trying to watch this!"
"Fine," Sirius grumbled, standing up, pushing past a few very angry movie-goers, and walking to the bathrooms.
The men's bathroom, as usual, was completely packed. As Sirius walked in, hands covering his private area, he couldn't help but notice that everyone was staring at him.
"Dude," a hippie-looking man said to Sirius, "were you watching Pirates of the Caribbean?"
"Yeah," Sirius replied, relieved. "Did you have this problem, too?"
"Sure did," the man replied. "You don't have to be ashamed of it; I heard Johnny Depp turns tons of straight men on…"
"No, it was-" Sirius began, but the man interrupted him.
"Really, you don't have to explain," the man assured him. "It was that island scene, wasn't it? That gets me every time." Sirius, forgetting his boner for the moment, left the bathroom as quickly as possible.
"Hey, man!" the hippie shouted after him. "I have some pictures of him if you want any!"
Sirius made a subconscious decision not to tell Remus about anything that had just occurred.