A/N: Please note that a man-skirt is a skirt that men wear, kind of like a kilt or something. I think. No, I did not make man-skirts up. I heard about them in a TV show. So there.
Chapter Eight: Sirius Black Wears a Man-Skirt
"Sirius, what are you wearing?" Harry Potter asked his godfather in horror. "Is that…a dress?!"
"No", Sirius replied tediously, with the facial expressions of a man who had been asked about dresses one too many times. "It's a skirt, Harry. A man-skirt". There was an uncomfortable silence that stretched for minutes, and then:
"Is that anything like man-boobs?" Harry questioned, looking deadly serious. "'Cause they both have 'man' in them and men really aren't supposed to have either of them…'ya know…"
Sirius, slowly and deliberately, mooned Harry and walked away.