A/N: I just recently watched Austin Powers in Goldmember for the first time. It was hi-friggin'-larious.
Chapter Nine: Sirius Black Watched "Goldmember"
"Moony," Sirius asked somberly, "do you have a goldmember?"
"A goldmember?" Remus replied in confusion.
"Yes," Sirius clarified, "a goldmember."
"No, I can't say that I do," Remus stated, looking quite disturbed.
"Well," Sirius returned, "you stole my mojo!"
"Your mojo?" Remus repeated yet again. "What in the hell does 'mojo' mean?"
"Welllllll," Sirius began slowly, "it's…er…um…WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU WOULD KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU STOLE MINE!!!"
Remus blinked.
"Shagidellic, baby," Sirius snapped, stalking away.