A/N: As my mother would say, this story is apparently full of "adolescent" humor. Call me crazy, but, in my opinion, man-crushes and boners are never-ending sources of amusement. They're like the gifts that keep on giving!
Chapter 10: Sirius Black Most Certainly Does Not Have a Man-Crush on Johnny Depp!
One day, Sirius was randomly hanging out at Remus's house when a letter suddenly arrived for him. Grabbing it from the brown barn owl that was carrying it, Sirius opened it and gasped in horror.
"Dear Fellow Johnny Depp Man-Crush-er," Sirius read,
"I didn't catch if you wanted those Johnny Depp pictures I was talking about, but here they are. The first one is shirtless; just look at him! I'm straight, but I'm not ashamed to say that Johnny makes me hot, if you know what I mean. By the way, if you want any more pictures, just use 'Google'. It's easy!
Sincerely,
The guy from the men's bathrooms"
"Hey, Sirius, what's that?" Remus asked, taking the letter from his stunned friend. "Oh, boy…er…what is this about, exactly?"
"Nothing!" Sirius insisted. "This guy just got the wrong idea; it was Elizabeth, not Jack…oh, never mind." Remus never looked at Sirius the same way again.