Author's Note: Okay maybe I lied about that not writing till after
Easter...well actually this really will be the last chapter I post until
after April 20th. And I wrote this chapter before I gave up cursing! This
is the chapter you've all been watiting for (even if you don't know
it)....if you've played the game then you kno what I'm talking bout. YAY!!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD y'all should know that by now...
Chapter 5: The Many Battles of Hoax
(Approaching Hoax. Enter? Yes!)
Wesley: This isn't a town this is a fort!
Melvin: Well, we're kinda in the middle of a war...
(The three didn't waste any time -- well actually, I made them not waste any time because I'm getting bored with this disk and I don't want to deal with pointless encounters with mid-wives.)
Mid-wife: Why you little...
[If you call me a bitch I swear...]
(Okay, well all the midwife tells you is that twenty years ago, Carlo the king was murdered and his six year old son Boberto took over the country and Carlo's brother Joel did not like that so he split the countries and have been fighting ever since. Plus talking to the midwife creates a moment of sexual tension between Dart and Shana, or in this case, Wesley and Ania. And none of us want that, right?
Wesley and Ania: Right.
(Good. Now quit arguing with the video game characters!!
[Sorry]
(Anyways, they quickly found the Head of the Eighth Knighthood, Brendan, to figure out the situation)
Melvin: Yo! Brendan!
Brendan: Melvin! Why the hell am I here?
Melvin: *whispers* You're the Head of the Knights here and you're preparing for a war...
Brendan: Oh yes, that's right and you want me to assign your positions....well, let's have Miss Priss over here cook all the meals for the knights...
Ania: Hell no, I cook for NO ONE
Brendan: Well, in this part of the game you don't fight at all and we had to think of some way to keep you occupied
Ania: Stupid backwards medieveal society...
Brendan: Quit complaining and start cooking, Princess.
Ania: *exits, muttering more profanities*
Brendan: And now you guys...since it's already dark outside...
Melvin and Wesley: It is?!
Brendan: Yes, it is and do you know why? Cuz I say it is!! Go take over for the watch-man!!
Wesley: So I get bossed around AND I don't get any sleep...
Brendan: Sleep is for the weak! Now go to your position while I take a nap...
[Aha! Didn't see that one coming, didcha?]
Wesley: Well, actually...
[Shut up]
(Melvin and Wesley went and took over for the watch-man. It was super quiet except for the hooting of the owls)
Wesley: Since the enemy isn't coming...
Melvin: How do you know?
Wesley: Cuz of the owls in the forest are hooting, which means that no dragon or army is nearby
Melvin: So you DO know something...
[I would think it would be the other way around, but what do I know?! I'm just the damn author of this story...]
Wesley: So I'm gunna go pick up something
Melvin: Ya wanna tell me what that something is?
Wesley: No. And you never will know MUHAHAHA!!
Melvin: Riiiight
(So Wesley went to go pick up this "something" but once he got to the bottom of the stairs, complete and utter silence befell their ears...)
Wesley: The owls...
Knight: The Sandorans are coming!! The Sandorans are coming!!!
Sandorans: AAAAAHHHH!!! DAMN SKIPPY!!!!
(Flaming arrows bombarded the fort and Sandoran soldiers broke the defenses of the great Hoax. Hoax was under attack, complete chaos followed, and Melvin and Wesley were right in the middle of it!! This is where the great Bill and Ted would say "EXCELLENT!!" Sorry. Anyways, the two of them killed numerous anonymous soldiers, which dissapeared once they died instead of lying on the ground in a bloody heap...darn...but once they thought it was all over...)
Sandoran Elite: Tut, is this the strongest defense Basil has to offer? It's so pathetically weak! I laugh at your weakness, ahahaha!
Wesley: Let's go get that one
Sandoran Elite: There are two of you? Oooh, should I be scared now?
Wesley: Big talkers are usually weak
Melvin: And trying to make up for smaller things
Sandoran Elite: *blushes* Are you insulting my manliness?! How dare you!! Now you're gunna get it!!
(And the battle begins. At first the Elite just whipped Melvin and Wesley around with a chain...)
Melvin: I'm sure the ladies love that...
(...and shot them with darts)
Sandoran Elite: ARROWS!!
(Whatever. But he wasn't a tough opponent. Volcano [we just recently mastered Double Slash -- aren't you proud of us?] and Harpoon were almost too strong for this one)
Sandoran Elite *health down to yellow*: Now I'm taking my gloves off!
(He then stands perfectly straight, brings his hands together, and begins to chant. Weird green symbols circle around him as he throws down his hands, shooting green flames onto the ground, where they jetted across to Wesley and Melvin, exploding once they approached our heroes)
Wesley: *40 damage*
Melvin: *20 damage*
(The pair kept attacking and once the Elite's health was border-line red, his next trick was the split into 3)
Sandoran Elite: Can you peg the real me?
[He's on the right]
Melvin: *to the guy on the far right* Harpoon!
Sandoran Elite: Darn!
(After two more turns, he split again -- he's on the left this time guys)
Wesley: *to the guy on the far left* Volcano!
Sandoran Elite: Darn!
Melvin: Isn't this cheating?
Wesley: Why are you questioning her?! You wanna kill him, dontcha?!
Melvin: Umm...yeah...
[Then don't question me!! MUHAHAHAHA!! Ooh, something me and Wesley actually agree on...scary...]
(The Elite's final attempt at the splitting thing -- he's in the middle)
Melvin: *to the guy in the middle* Harpoon!
Sandoran Elite: *dies*
Wesley and Melvin: *victory dance*
(You think that's it?! Not even close!)
Knight: GIGANTO!!!
Wesley: What the hell...?
(The earth shook as the towering giant entered Hoax. The giant was about 9 feet tall; as brown as the earth itself; clothed only in lion's fur and leather; decorated in blood-red warpaint all over his face and body; and wielding a menacing axe that could break men's bones with a single blow. Who was this fiersome creature? Why none other than...)
Leroy: ARGH!! HUMANS MUST DIIIIEEEE!!!
Wesley: wtf?!
Melvin: You've got to be kidding me...
Leroy: Oh, hey guys...*clears throat* I mean...ARGH!!! HUMANS WILL PAAAAAYYY!!!
Wesley: Umm...Leroy?
Leroy: Ya?
Wesley: What do you think you're doing?!
Leroy: I, um...LEROY WILL FIGHT AND WIN IN THE NAME OF EMPEROR JOEL!!!
Melvin: You weirdo what is wrong with you?!?!
(While Wesley and Melvin try and figure out what was wrong with Leroy, Leroy charged at the two with his big axe and the battle began. Leroy attacked first, thundering over to Melvin and whacking him with his axe.)
Melvin: *40 damage* OW! Leroy that hurt!!!
Leroy: Leroy supposed to hurt small ones
Melvin and Wesley: ?!
Leroy: ??...Me feel same way!!
(As soon as Leroy began to think about what happened to his speaking ability, he also discovered that thinking about it was almost as painful as talking. The demeanor of Kongol was slowly taking over Leroy...
...so then it was Wesley's turn to attack. He charges at Leroy and swings his sword, but the player didn't hit the X button at exactly the right moment....so Leroy grabbed Wesley by the neck and feet, cracked Wesley's back with his knee, and threw him across the battlefield)
Wesley: *20 damage* You did that on purpose, didn't you?
[Hehehe....]
(So Leroy knocked the two around a little bit: one attack he picked the two up by their necks, bashed their heads against each other's, and threw them back onto the ground; the next attack, he charged at one of them and punched him in the face, sending him flying across the battlefield. But Wesley and Melvin did manage to beat him; however, when Wesley charged at Leroy to deliver the final blow [like he does with almost all major boss battles]....)
Wesley: Ta!
(....Leroy sent him flying back!! *Gasp* Oh no!! It looked like it was all over for Wesley and Melvin until -- they saw a blue twinkle in the sky. A winged figure dove straight towards Leroy, tackling him while it was in mid- air. Leroy flew high in the air and came back down to earth with a humugus THUD! Leroy was out cold.)
Wesley and Melvin: Whhooooaaa....
(The winged figure hovered over Wesley and Melvin)
Wesley and Melvin: O_O Tina?!?!
Me: *pointing sword at Wesley* Awaken!! Spirit of the Red-Eyed Dragon!!
(Inspirational self-discovery music played as that little red stone that Wesley glowed crimson and a wave of fire swept over Wesley. Red armor appeared on his body and red and green wings sprouted from his back. So Wesley now hovered over the Melvin and the recovering Leroy while I de- transformed back into my human self [uneven boots and all]. All three boys stared at me with awe and confusion as a flipped my midnight black hair back over my shoulder and looked at them almost to say "Yeah, I know, I'm better than you.")
(So Wesley and Melvin both go up to level 7 [while little Ania is still at level 6] and Melvin receives Spinning Cane [or something like that]. Wesley is still in his Dragoon form and Leroy regains consciousness)
Leroy: ....wtf.....? Tina, what was that for? Ooohh...Tina looking seexxy...
Me: Thanks :D Anways, sorry bout that Leroy, but ya kno, it's all apart of the game I hadta do it.
Leroy: It's all chill....I mean, Leroy lost! Gigantos never lose!! Humans will pay!! *Runs off*
Me: Ah well, that wont be the last time we see him.
Melvin: Wesley!! WTF is up with you?! Y-you have wings!!
*Enter Ania*
Ania: Wesley, Melvin, is everything all right?...WTF?!?!
Wesley: *de-transforms* Seeing Ania makes me...relieved...*faints*
Me: Wuss.
~ ~ ~
(In the darkness, you hear...)
Ania: WTF did you do to Wesley?!?
Me: Oh it's nice to see you too Ania. Yes, I'm fine thanks for your concern
Ania: I don't need your lip, Tina!
Me: Don't try that with me, cuz you KNOW I'm not gunna feel sorry for you...
(Now that Wesley has regained consciousness, you can actually see us agruing and not just hear us)
Me: I save all your friggin lives and this is the thanks I get -- being yelled at by her !!
Ania: Oh please, no way you coulda save our lives!!
Me: Oh, and you coulda?!
Ania: Yes!!
Me: *draws sword* Wanna prove it, be-yotch?
Melvin: Cat fight! Cat fight!
Me and Ania: SHUT UP! *Death glare*
Wesley: Stop it, all of you! Tina, put your sword away there will be no cat fights.
Me and Melvin: Dammit
Wesley: And Ania, she's right. Tina saved our lives and she saved mine twice.
Ania: What?! You mean, we're in her debt?!
Me: Yes and you should be kissing my boots for saving your boooy-friend. *Evil chuckle*
Ania: You mean your LEFTOVERS
Wesley: What have I said about calling me leftovers....
Melvin: Okay that's enough. Tina, come stand on the other side of the bed, next to me. And explain to us why you saved our lives.
Me: Because of what Wesley had -- the Dragoon Spirit of the Red-Eyed Dragon.
Wesley, Ania, and Melvin: ???
Me: Well, you guys know about the Dragon Campaign, right? Where Emperor Diaz and the Dragoons lead the Liberation Army of Humans to victory over the Winglies?
Wesley: So THAT'S what Minister Vicente was talkin' bout...
Me: Yeah, well, me and Wesley are Dragoons -- the same Dragoons of the Dragon Campaign. Well, not exactly the same, it's not like I actually *cough* fought in the Dragon Campaign *cough* {Nice going stupid}
All: Now I understand what Minister Vicente was talkin bout in Bale!!
Me: {Ya kno, sometimes their stupidity is a good thing...} Exactly. Well, each Dragoon can attack physically, like any Human, and they can use magic and they can fly, like Dragons. Wesley is the Red-Eyed Dragoon so he can only use fire magic and I am the Dark Dragoon so I can only use dark magic. *Takes out Spirit and it begins to glow*
Ania: This is not fair. She gets to be the dark warrior with black hair and magic while I hafta be the preppy damsel-in-distress! Why can't she be the preppy one?! I AM a wiccan punk you kno...
Me: Oh get over it {poser}
Melvin: I wouldn't call you a damsel...that would imply that you are a lady....
Ania: *death glare*
Wesley: IS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU SAVED ME? Because I have this Dragoon Spirit?
Me: STOP SHOUTING. No that wasn't the only I saved you.
Wesley: *mocking* So you do like me...
Me: I never said that. You guys remind me of my dear old friends. Oh and speaking of remberance...*slaps Wesley*
Wesley: OW! What was that for?!
Me: For many things, but mostly for calling me dumb in chapter 2!
Ania: I thought we were your dear old friends
Me: I meant my video game friends!
Melvin: Well, where are they now?
Me: Gone... They're all gone.... *bows head out of respect*
Melvin: What do you mean "gone"?
Me: I'm not telling you that! I have to keep a mysterious aura about me.
All: Oh. *Bow heads out of respect*
Me: Can we just get on with it? Let's go check out the damages.
(The damages were devistating. Both sides suffered heavy casualities. Brenden was not one of them)
Melvin: Brenden, you're ok!
Brenden: *limping* No...I'm....dying....I don't think...I can...go on....
Melvin: Stupid! It's just a flesh wound!
Brenden: Maybe...Tina can make it better ;)
Tina: Ugh.
Brenden: Oh well I tried. Anways, it wasn't as bad as we thought but they didn't use the Dragon.
Melvin: But they did use a Giganto...geez, why can't they just fight their own battles? Cowards.
Brenden: Yeah well, the Seventh Knighthood is also trying to fend off the Sandorans at the Seventh Fort in the Marshlands. And we still need to take out the Dragon in its Nest.
Ania: The Dragon's Nest is full of Dragon's poison!
Me: Plus only a Dragoon can defeat a Dragon -- or control one, for that matter.
Wesley: Ania, you scared? Cuz we can always leave you here...
Brenden: NO! I mean, it's not safe...
Ania: I'M NOT SCARED!!! Screw the poison, let's go to the Dragon's Nest!! I'll personally take it out just to SHOW YOU ALL!!!
All: Riiiight...
Brenden: And you guys should also try and help out the Seventh Knighthood. You hafta go through the Marshlands to get to the Dragon's Nest anyways.
Wesley: Sounds like a plan. You comin with, Tina?
Me: Hello? Didn't I just say that only a Dragoon can defeat a Dragon?
Wesley: You coulda just said yes...
(So the quartet headed to the exit of Hoax while Brenden walked back to his headquarters [without a limp...how suspicious]. As they are leaving they eavesdrop on a conversation between two random knights)
Random Knight A: Did you see the battle between Wesley and the Giganto?
Melvin: And Sir Melvin!!! I fought too!!!
Random Knight B: Yeah!! And then that Tina girl came swooping in!
Random Knight A: And then Wesley had that weird armor on and wings, and he saved the town from Leroy!!
Random Knight B: He's our messiah!!
Me: Psh. He passes out from being unable to handle his power and now he's a messiah?! I get no respect...
Melvin: I feel ya.
Wesley: Haters. You guys are just jealous...
Me: Look out, don't trip over that big head of yours Wesley.
Ania: It's just not fair....
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD y'all should know that by now...
Chapter 5: The Many Battles of Hoax
(Approaching Hoax. Enter? Yes!)
Wesley: This isn't a town this is a fort!
Melvin: Well, we're kinda in the middle of a war...
(The three didn't waste any time -- well actually, I made them not waste any time because I'm getting bored with this disk and I don't want to deal with pointless encounters with mid-wives.)
Mid-wife: Why you little...
[If you call me a bitch I swear...]
(Okay, well all the midwife tells you is that twenty years ago, Carlo the king was murdered and his six year old son Boberto took over the country and Carlo's brother Joel did not like that so he split the countries and have been fighting ever since. Plus talking to the midwife creates a moment of sexual tension between Dart and Shana, or in this case, Wesley and Ania. And none of us want that, right?
Wesley and Ania: Right.
(Good. Now quit arguing with the video game characters!!
[Sorry]
(Anyways, they quickly found the Head of the Eighth Knighthood, Brendan, to figure out the situation)
Melvin: Yo! Brendan!
Brendan: Melvin! Why the hell am I here?
Melvin: *whispers* You're the Head of the Knights here and you're preparing for a war...
Brendan: Oh yes, that's right and you want me to assign your positions....well, let's have Miss Priss over here cook all the meals for the knights...
Ania: Hell no, I cook for NO ONE
Brendan: Well, in this part of the game you don't fight at all and we had to think of some way to keep you occupied
Ania: Stupid backwards medieveal society...
Brendan: Quit complaining and start cooking, Princess.
Ania: *exits, muttering more profanities*
Brendan: And now you guys...since it's already dark outside...
Melvin and Wesley: It is?!
Brendan: Yes, it is and do you know why? Cuz I say it is!! Go take over for the watch-man!!
Wesley: So I get bossed around AND I don't get any sleep...
Brendan: Sleep is for the weak! Now go to your position while I take a nap...
[Aha! Didn't see that one coming, didcha?]
Wesley: Well, actually...
[Shut up]
(Melvin and Wesley went and took over for the watch-man. It was super quiet except for the hooting of the owls)
Wesley: Since the enemy isn't coming...
Melvin: How do you know?
Wesley: Cuz of the owls in the forest are hooting, which means that no dragon or army is nearby
Melvin: So you DO know something...
[I would think it would be the other way around, but what do I know?! I'm just the damn author of this story...]
Wesley: So I'm gunna go pick up something
Melvin: Ya wanna tell me what that something is?
Wesley: No. And you never will know MUHAHAHA!!
Melvin: Riiiight
(So Wesley went to go pick up this "something" but once he got to the bottom of the stairs, complete and utter silence befell their ears...)
Wesley: The owls...
Knight: The Sandorans are coming!! The Sandorans are coming!!!
Sandorans: AAAAAHHHH!!! DAMN SKIPPY!!!!
(Flaming arrows bombarded the fort and Sandoran soldiers broke the defenses of the great Hoax. Hoax was under attack, complete chaos followed, and Melvin and Wesley were right in the middle of it!! This is where the great Bill and Ted would say "EXCELLENT!!" Sorry. Anyways, the two of them killed numerous anonymous soldiers, which dissapeared once they died instead of lying on the ground in a bloody heap...darn...but once they thought it was all over...)
Sandoran Elite: Tut, is this the strongest defense Basil has to offer? It's so pathetically weak! I laugh at your weakness, ahahaha!
Wesley: Let's go get that one
Sandoran Elite: There are two of you? Oooh, should I be scared now?
Wesley: Big talkers are usually weak
Melvin: And trying to make up for smaller things
Sandoran Elite: *blushes* Are you insulting my manliness?! How dare you!! Now you're gunna get it!!
(And the battle begins. At first the Elite just whipped Melvin and Wesley around with a chain...)
Melvin: I'm sure the ladies love that...
(...and shot them with darts)
Sandoran Elite: ARROWS!!
(Whatever. But he wasn't a tough opponent. Volcano [we just recently mastered Double Slash -- aren't you proud of us?] and Harpoon were almost too strong for this one)
Sandoran Elite *health down to yellow*: Now I'm taking my gloves off!
(He then stands perfectly straight, brings his hands together, and begins to chant. Weird green symbols circle around him as he throws down his hands, shooting green flames onto the ground, where they jetted across to Wesley and Melvin, exploding once they approached our heroes)
Wesley: *40 damage*
Melvin: *20 damage*
(The pair kept attacking and once the Elite's health was border-line red, his next trick was the split into 3)
Sandoran Elite: Can you peg the real me?
[He's on the right]
Melvin: *to the guy on the far right* Harpoon!
Sandoran Elite: Darn!
(After two more turns, he split again -- he's on the left this time guys)
Wesley: *to the guy on the far left* Volcano!
Sandoran Elite: Darn!
Melvin: Isn't this cheating?
Wesley: Why are you questioning her?! You wanna kill him, dontcha?!
Melvin: Umm...yeah...
[Then don't question me!! MUHAHAHAHA!! Ooh, something me and Wesley actually agree on...scary...]
(The Elite's final attempt at the splitting thing -- he's in the middle)
Melvin: *to the guy in the middle* Harpoon!
Sandoran Elite: *dies*
Wesley and Melvin: *victory dance*
(You think that's it?! Not even close!)
Knight: GIGANTO!!!
Wesley: What the hell...?
(The earth shook as the towering giant entered Hoax. The giant was about 9 feet tall; as brown as the earth itself; clothed only in lion's fur and leather; decorated in blood-red warpaint all over his face and body; and wielding a menacing axe that could break men's bones with a single blow. Who was this fiersome creature? Why none other than...)
Leroy: ARGH!! HUMANS MUST DIIIIEEEE!!!
Wesley: wtf?!
Melvin: You've got to be kidding me...
Leroy: Oh, hey guys...*clears throat* I mean...ARGH!!! HUMANS WILL PAAAAAYYY!!!
Wesley: Umm...Leroy?
Leroy: Ya?
Wesley: What do you think you're doing?!
Leroy: I, um...LEROY WILL FIGHT AND WIN IN THE NAME OF EMPEROR JOEL!!!
Melvin: You weirdo what is wrong with you?!?!
(While Wesley and Melvin try and figure out what was wrong with Leroy, Leroy charged at the two with his big axe and the battle began. Leroy attacked first, thundering over to Melvin and whacking him with his axe.)
Melvin: *40 damage* OW! Leroy that hurt!!!
Leroy: Leroy supposed to hurt small ones
Melvin and Wesley: ?!
Leroy: ??...Me feel same way!!
(As soon as Leroy began to think about what happened to his speaking ability, he also discovered that thinking about it was almost as painful as talking. The demeanor of Kongol was slowly taking over Leroy...
...so then it was Wesley's turn to attack. He charges at Leroy and swings his sword, but the player didn't hit the X button at exactly the right moment....so Leroy grabbed Wesley by the neck and feet, cracked Wesley's back with his knee, and threw him across the battlefield)
Wesley: *20 damage* You did that on purpose, didn't you?
[Hehehe....]
(So Leroy knocked the two around a little bit: one attack he picked the two up by their necks, bashed their heads against each other's, and threw them back onto the ground; the next attack, he charged at one of them and punched him in the face, sending him flying across the battlefield. But Wesley and Melvin did manage to beat him; however, when Wesley charged at Leroy to deliver the final blow [like he does with almost all major boss battles]....)
Wesley: Ta!
(....Leroy sent him flying back!! *Gasp* Oh no!! It looked like it was all over for Wesley and Melvin until -- they saw a blue twinkle in the sky. A winged figure dove straight towards Leroy, tackling him while it was in mid- air. Leroy flew high in the air and came back down to earth with a humugus THUD! Leroy was out cold.)
Wesley and Melvin: Whhooooaaa....
(The winged figure hovered over Wesley and Melvin)
Wesley and Melvin: O_O Tina?!?!
Me: *pointing sword at Wesley* Awaken!! Spirit of the Red-Eyed Dragon!!
(Inspirational self-discovery music played as that little red stone that Wesley glowed crimson and a wave of fire swept over Wesley. Red armor appeared on his body and red and green wings sprouted from his back. So Wesley now hovered over the Melvin and the recovering Leroy while I de- transformed back into my human self [uneven boots and all]. All three boys stared at me with awe and confusion as a flipped my midnight black hair back over my shoulder and looked at them almost to say "Yeah, I know, I'm better than you.")
(So Wesley and Melvin both go up to level 7 [while little Ania is still at level 6] and Melvin receives Spinning Cane [or something like that]. Wesley is still in his Dragoon form and Leroy regains consciousness)
Leroy: ....wtf.....? Tina, what was that for? Ooohh...Tina looking seexxy...
Me: Thanks :D Anways, sorry bout that Leroy, but ya kno, it's all apart of the game I hadta do it.
Leroy: It's all chill....I mean, Leroy lost! Gigantos never lose!! Humans will pay!! *Runs off*
Me: Ah well, that wont be the last time we see him.
Melvin: Wesley!! WTF is up with you?! Y-you have wings!!
*Enter Ania*
Ania: Wesley, Melvin, is everything all right?...WTF?!?!
Wesley: *de-transforms* Seeing Ania makes me...relieved...*faints*
Me: Wuss.
~ ~ ~
(In the darkness, you hear...)
Ania: WTF did you do to Wesley?!?
Me: Oh it's nice to see you too Ania. Yes, I'm fine thanks for your concern
Ania: I don't need your lip, Tina!
Me: Don't try that with me, cuz you KNOW I'm not gunna feel sorry for you...
(Now that Wesley has regained consciousness, you can actually see us agruing and not just hear us)
Me: I save all your friggin lives and this is the thanks I get -- being yelled at by her !!
Ania: Oh please, no way you coulda save our lives!!
Me: Oh, and you coulda?!
Ania: Yes!!
Me: *draws sword* Wanna prove it, be-yotch?
Melvin: Cat fight! Cat fight!
Me and Ania: SHUT UP! *Death glare*
Wesley: Stop it, all of you! Tina, put your sword away there will be no cat fights.
Me and Melvin: Dammit
Wesley: And Ania, she's right. Tina saved our lives and she saved mine twice.
Ania: What?! You mean, we're in her debt?!
Me: Yes and you should be kissing my boots for saving your boooy-friend. *Evil chuckle*
Ania: You mean your LEFTOVERS
Wesley: What have I said about calling me leftovers....
Melvin: Okay that's enough. Tina, come stand on the other side of the bed, next to me. And explain to us why you saved our lives.
Me: Because of what Wesley had -- the Dragoon Spirit of the Red-Eyed Dragon.
Wesley, Ania, and Melvin: ???
Me: Well, you guys know about the Dragon Campaign, right? Where Emperor Diaz and the Dragoons lead the Liberation Army of Humans to victory over the Winglies?
Wesley: So THAT'S what Minister Vicente was talkin' bout...
Me: Yeah, well, me and Wesley are Dragoons -- the same Dragoons of the Dragon Campaign. Well, not exactly the same, it's not like I actually *cough* fought in the Dragon Campaign *cough* {Nice going stupid}
All: Now I understand what Minister Vicente was talkin bout in Bale!!
Me: {Ya kno, sometimes their stupidity is a good thing...} Exactly. Well, each Dragoon can attack physically, like any Human, and they can use magic and they can fly, like Dragons. Wesley is the Red-Eyed Dragoon so he can only use fire magic and I am the Dark Dragoon so I can only use dark magic. *Takes out Spirit and it begins to glow*
Ania: This is not fair. She gets to be the dark warrior with black hair and magic while I hafta be the preppy damsel-in-distress! Why can't she be the preppy one?! I AM a wiccan punk you kno...
Me: Oh get over it {poser}
Melvin: I wouldn't call you a damsel...that would imply that you are a lady....
Ania: *death glare*
Wesley: IS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU SAVED ME? Because I have this Dragoon Spirit?
Me: STOP SHOUTING. No that wasn't the only I saved you.
Wesley: *mocking* So you do like me...
Me: I never said that. You guys remind me of my dear old friends. Oh and speaking of remberance...*slaps Wesley*
Wesley: OW! What was that for?!
Me: For many things, but mostly for calling me dumb in chapter 2!
Ania: I thought we were your dear old friends
Me: I meant my video game friends!
Melvin: Well, where are they now?
Me: Gone... They're all gone.... *bows head out of respect*
Melvin: What do you mean "gone"?
Me: I'm not telling you that! I have to keep a mysterious aura about me.
All: Oh. *Bow heads out of respect*
Me: Can we just get on with it? Let's go check out the damages.
(The damages were devistating. Both sides suffered heavy casualities. Brenden was not one of them)
Melvin: Brenden, you're ok!
Brenden: *limping* No...I'm....dying....I don't think...I can...go on....
Melvin: Stupid! It's just a flesh wound!
Brenden: Maybe...Tina can make it better ;)
Tina: Ugh.
Brenden: Oh well I tried. Anways, it wasn't as bad as we thought but they didn't use the Dragon.
Melvin: But they did use a Giganto...geez, why can't they just fight their own battles? Cowards.
Brenden: Yeah well, the Seventh Knighthood is also trying to fend off the Sandorans at the Seventh Fort in the Marshlands. And we still need to take out the Dragon in its Nest.
Ania: The Dragon's Nest is full of Dragon's poison!
Me: Plus only a Dragoon can defeat a Dragon -- or control one, for that matter.
Wesley: Ania, you scared? Cuz we can always leave you here...
Brenden: NO! I mean, it's not safe...
Ania: I'M NOT SCARED!!! Screw the poison, let's go to the Dragon's Nest!! I'll personally take it out just to SHOW YOU ALL!!!
All: Riiiight...
Brenden: And you guys should also try and help out the Seventh Knighthood. You hafta go through the Marshlands to get to the Dragon's Nest anyways.
Wesley: Sounds like a plan. You comin with, Tina?
Me: Hello? Didn't I just say that only a Dragoon can defeat a Dragon?
Wesley: You coulda just said yes...
(So the quartet headed to the exit of Hoax while Brenden walked back to his headquarters [without a limp...how suspicious]. As they are leaving they eavesdrop on a conversation between two random knights)
Random Knight A: Did you see the battle between Wesley and the Giganto?
Melvin: And Sir Melvin!!! I fought too!!!
Random Knight B: Yeah!! And then that Tina girl came swooping in!
Random Knight A: And then Wesley had that weird armor on and wings, and he saved the town from Leroy!!
Random Knight B: He's our messiah!!
Me: Psh. He passes out from being unable to handle his power and now he's a messiah?! I get no respect...
Melvin: I feel ya.
Wesley: Haters. You guys are just jealous...
Me: Look out, don't trip over that big head of yours Wesley.
Ania: It's just not fair....