A/N: It had to happen at some point…
Chapter 13: Sirius Black is NOT the "Godfather"!
"I have the cannoli that you asked for," Luigi said, voice trembling.
"What?" Sirius asked, eying the little man. "I never asked for cannoli…"
"Yes, you did," Luigi insisted. "You told me to get it for you or you'd whack me!"
"Seriously," Sirius repeated, "I never asked for any freakin' cannoli. I don't even know who you are!"
"I'm Luigi!" Luigi stated. "You know who I am, boss!"
"Boss?" Sirius asked. "Oh, wait…you think I'm the 'Godfather', don't you?"
"Of course!" Luigi returned. "Don't tell me you've forgotten…what have they done to you, Frankie?!"
"I'm not Frankie, I'm Sirius," Sirius sighed. "And I'm a godfather, not the 'Godfather'."
"…Oh," Luigi replied, embarrassed. "My bad." And, with that, Luigi walked away.
"I'll take the cannoli if you don't want it!" Sirius shouted after him.
"Not on your life, dog-boy!" Luigi screamed back. Sirius subconsciously decided that the next time someone mistook him being the 'Godfather' and wanted to give him cannoli, he'd take it.