Siriusly!

by hpaddictedg

Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.

14. Sirius Black Eats Carbs!

A/N: I am carbs' #1 fan.

Chapter 14: Sirius Black Eats Carbs (!)

"You know," Sirius's doctor said to him at his physical, "you could drop ten pounds if you stopped eating carbs."

"Yeah," Sirius acknowledged, "but why would I want to?"

"So you could appear to be anorexic and malnourished like all the models do, of course!" the doctor replied matter-of-factly.

"I repeat," Sirius responded, "why would I want to?"

PASTA IS YOUR FRIEND, KIDS.