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Chapter 7: Dragon Battle!!!
Me: You see that? Floating in the air?
Wesley: What?
Me: Dragon's poison. Very deadly.
Melvin: No wonder the Sandorans haven't set up a fort here.
Ania: At least it's prettier than the Volcano Villude. *Falls to her knees* Oh!
Wesley: What's wrong?
Ania: I dunno -- I'm having trouble breathing....I hafta go rest *runs into a small clearing*
Wesley: Ania wait!!
(We all ran after her [well, I walked cuz that what Rose does] and we found her resting by a strange plant blocking the rest of the path. Not much poison was in the air in this part of the Nest.)
Wesley: Don't do that! We don't know what to expect and you can't really defend yourself....I mean....yeah....
Ania: It's a good thing that I'm too sick to smack you.
Me: The poison must have affected her. That just gives us more reason to find the Dragon, kill it, and get outta here fast.
Melvin: Just like a woman to get all sick and slow us down...
Me: Excuse me?! I'm a woman too!!
Melvin: Well, you're special...you have a Dragoon thingy and...uneven boots...
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I don't capitalize on a woman's fraility anyways.
Wesley: Don't choke on those big words of yours
Me: You shouldn't be the one to talk.
Ania: You know what I think Tina's right...let's go find and kill this Dragon and get outta here.
Me: Of course I'm right.
Ania: But....I dunno if I can walk very well...I mean, I'm still very weak {hehehe}
Melvin and Me: You got that right....
Wesley: Here I'll give you a piggy back ride.
Me and Melvin: *singing* Wesley and Ania sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N- G.....*rolls on the floor laughing*
[I know this happens in the Marshland when Shana twists her ankle, but I forgot to put in chapter 6 so I'm putting it in here. I decided to torture Wesley and Ania by creating another moment of sexual tension]
(And so the screen goes black so all you see is Wesley walking with Ania on his back. Me and Melvin are still rolling on the floor laughing anyways)
Ania *very Shana-like* I'm such trouble aren't I?
Me and Melvin: *not seen, but still laughing* Yes!!
Ania: Rhetorical question!!
Wesley: No....Ania you're no trouble at all....
Melvin: Liar liar pants on fire!!!
Wesley: AH! My pants are on fire?!?!?
Ania: *smack* Stupid its an expression. Anyways...I wish I was strong like Tina....
Me: Damn skippy!
Wesley: Well that's not really your fault that's how she wrote the character.
[Damn skippy]
Melvin: Are you too done back there or should we give you another minute? *snigger*
(The screen returns to normal and you can see me and Melvin waiting for the two "lovebirds")
Ania: *hops off his back* I'm fine. *Skips away*
Wesley: All that and for what? Nothing. No respect.
Me: Get over it.
(We walked further through the Dragon's Nest until we came to a large spider-like web. As soon as we tried to walk across it, guess what happened?)
Wesley: Wow!
(That's right. We fell. Right into a underground cave with...)
All: WATER!!
(The only part of the Dragon's Nest that hadn't been affected by the poison and it also healed us. Score!)
Wesley: So now what do we do? I don't think we can get back up.
Me: Why do we need to?
All: *hears the roar of the Dragon*
Me: Apparently, what we are looking for is right down here.
Melvin: Good deal.
(We maneuvered our way up the cave after discovering that you hafta touch a little black plant so that another strange plant will wilt and open up another path. We also received some free items and Gs and once we hit the save point, we knew that the Dragon was just up ahead....)
(...so we came to the top-most portion of the underground cave and found not the Dragon, but a man)
???: Melvin, so nice of you and your friends to join me.
Melvin: I know that voice....it's the voice of Mitch the Bitch, the guy who killed my father!!
All: What?
Melvin: Oops, I forgot to tell ya in Bale: my father was the Head of the First Knighthood and his best friend (he was just Mitch back then) was the Head of the Second Knighthood and when the war started he killed my father and defected to the Sandorans!! I've been wanting to kill him for 20 years now!!
Me and Ania: Psh. Men.
Mitch the Bitch: Well look at you Melvin -- all grown up and looking for a fight. Are those the words of a patriotic knight, or the words of a vengeful son?
Melvin: Both!!
MtB[too lazy to write it all]: Well now you have the chance to avenge your father, Melvin. But first let's see if you can overcome my newly obtained power!
(And so, Mitch the Bitch turns into the Jade Dragoon)
All cept me: !?
Me: I told ya only a Dragoon could control a Dragon
MtB: You like it? The power of the Dragon, given to me by Joel, courtesy of the reborn Emperor Diaz.
Me: Stupid. Emperor Diaz died 11,000 years ago, as a hero of the Dragon Campaign.
MtB: I don't care if you believe me -- I'm here to fight. Ferybrand!
(Enter the giant praying-mantis, otherwise known as Ferybrand, the Green- Tusked Dragon)
Wesley: I knew it!! That is the same Dragon that attacked me in chapter 1!!
MtB: I see you two have met...
Wesley: That Dragon and me got a score to settle....
[That Dragon and I...]
Wesley: Shut up you wrote this.
[X-p]
Melvin: Are we gunna talk or we gunna fight?!
(Alright alright, the screen dissolves and we start the battle. *GAME TIP* Attack the Dragoon first. And we did. Mitch's attacks aren't that cool looking after you've played the game a couple thousand times but whatever, I can't do anything bout it. And after many attacks, we defeated Mitch)
MtB: Argh! I have a huge gash. Take care of them, Ferybrand!
(So Mitch disappears from sight and our attacks turn now to Ferybrand. He's the easiest Dragon and all he really does is smack you and shoot stunning, poisoning, and fearful gel out of his butt at you.)
All: Gross.
(Once Ferybrand was defeated, the battle ended and after we tally up the experience points, items, and gold, we now see Mitch laying on the ground, in full Dragoon armor, dying)
MtB: Melvin, you have become strong, just like your father...
Melvin: Why didcha do it? You were his best friend!
MtB: I realized I could never be as strong as your father...even with this Dragoon Spirit...
Melvin: That's not a very good answer
MtB: Look, I'm dying!! I'm not going to explain everything to you, especially since you killed me!! Sorry...well....take care of yourself Melvin...*dies*
All: *bow heads out of respect*
Wesley: So how does it feel? Now that you've killed the man who killed your dad?
Melvin: Ya know, I don't feel any different... I don't feel that I solved anything...
(His thoughts were interrupted by Mitch's Dragoon Spirit leaving his body and floating over to Melvin.)
Melvin: What's this...? *takes Spirit and it begins to glow bright green*
Wesley: It seems like you've been chosen to be the next Jade Dragoon.
Melvin: Sweeet!!
Ania: It's not fair....
Me: "When Dragoons come and go, time does slow"
All: ???
Wesley: That was the most random thing I've ever heard.
Me: Yeah, well, it's a direct quote from the game. It doesn't make sense to me either...
Ania: Can we just get out of this forest cuz ya kno, I'm feeling a little...dizzy....*faints*
Wesley: *catches her* Ania!
Me: She must have gotten too much exposure to the poison. We need to get her to a hospital now.
[Exposure....]
Melvin: Then let's go back to Bale.
Wesley: That's too far!
Melvin: Can't we fly there? We ARE Dragoons
Me: That being so, what makes you think Bale isn't already under attack? We need to get to a neutral town -- if my memory is correct, then the merchant town of Lohan is just up this wall and a few miles ahead.
Wesley: Sounds good to me, let's go!
(We hastily climbed up and out of the cave and into the town of Lohan. And so the chapter ends with our party racing to the local hospital, lead by Wesley with Ania in his arms)
Chapter 7: Dragon Battle!!!
Me: You see that? Floating in the air?
Wesley: What?
Me: Dragon's poison. Very deadly.
Melvin: No wonder the Sandorans haven't set up a fort here.
Ania: At least it's prettier than the Volcano Villude. *Falls to her knees* Oh!
Wesley: What's wrong?
Ania: I dunno -- I'm having trouble breathing....I hafta go rest *runs into a small clearing*
Wesley: Ania wait!!
(We all ran after her [well, I walked cuz that what Rose does] and we found her resting by a strange plant blocking the rest of the path. Not much poison was in the air in this part of the Nest.)
Wesley: Don't do that! We don't know what to expect and you can't really defend yourself....I mean....yeah....
Ania: It's a good thing that I'm too sick to smack you.
Me: The poison must have affected her. That just gives us more reason to find the Dragon, kill it, and get outta here fast.
Melvin: Just like a woman to get all sick and slow us down...
Me: Excuse me?! I'm a woman too!!
Melvin: Well, you're special...you have a Dragoon thingy and...uneven boots...
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I don't capitalize on a woman's fraility anyways.
Wesley: Don't choke on those big words of yours
Me: You shouldn't be the one to talk.
Ania: You know what I think Tina's right...let's go find and kill this Dragon and get outta here.
Me: Of course I'm right.
Ania: But....I dunno if I can walk very well...I mean, I'm still very weak {hehehe}
Melvin and Me: You got that right....
Wesley: Here I'll give you a piggy back ride.
Me and Melvin: *singing* Wesley and Ania sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N- G.....*rolls on the floor laughing*
[I know this happens in the Marshland when Shana twists her ankle, but I forgot to put in chapter 6 so I'm putting it in here. I decided to torture Wesley and Ania by creating another moment of sexual tension]
(And so the screen goes black so all you see is Wesley walking with Ania on his back. Me and Melvin are still rolling on the floor laughing anyways)
Ania *very Shana-like* I'm such trouble aren't I?
Me and Melvin: *not seen, but still laughing* Yes!!
Ania: Rhetorical question!!
Wesley: No....Ania you're no trouble at all....
Melvin: Liar liar pants on fire!!!
Wesley: AH! My pants are on fire?!?!?
Ania: *smack* Stupid its an expression. Anyways...I wish I was strong like Tina....
Me: Damn skippy!
Wesley: Well that's not really your fault that's how she wrote the character.
[Damn skippy]
Melvin: Are you too done back there or should we give you another minute? *snigger*
(The screen returns to normal and you can see me and Melvin waiting for the two "lovebirds")
Ania: *hops off his back* I'm fine. *Skips away*
Wesley: All that and for what? Nothing. No respect.
Me: Get over it.
(We walked further through the Dragon's Nest until we came to a large spider-like web. As soon as we tried to walk across it, guess what happened?)
Wesley: Wow!
(That's right. We fell. Right into a underground cave with...)
All: WATER!!
(The only part of the Dragon's Nest that hadn't been affected by the poison and it also healed us. Score!)
Wesley: So now what do we do? I don't think we can get back up.
Me: Why do we need to?
All: *hears the roar of the Dragon*
Me: Apparently, what we are looking for is right down here.
Melvin: Good deal.
(We maneuvered our way up the cave after discovering that you hafta touch a little black plant so that another strange plant will wilt and open up another path. We also received some free items and Gs and once we hit the save point, we knew that the Dragon was just up ahead....)
(...so we came to the top-most portion of the underground cave and found not the Dragon, but a man)
???: Melvin, so nice of you and your friends to join me.
Melvin: I know that voice....it's the voice of Mitch the Bitch, the guy who killed my father!!
All: What?
Melvin: Oops, I forgot to tell ya in Bale: my father was the Head of the First Knighthood and his best friend (he was just Mitch back then) was the Head of the Second Knighthood and when the war started he killed my father and defected to the Sandorans!! I've been wanting to kill him for 20 years now!!
Me and Ania: Psh. Men.
Mitch the Bitch: Well look at you Melvin -- all grown up and looking for a fight. Are those the words of a patriotic knight, or the words of a vengeful son?
Melvin: Both!!
MtB[too lazy to write it all]: Well now you have the chance to avenge your father, Melvin. But first let's see if you can overcome my newly obtained power!
(And so, Mitch the Bitch turns into the Jade Dragoon)
All cept me: !?
Me: I told ya only a Dragoon could control a Dragon
MtB: You like it? The power of the Dragon, given to me by Joel, courtesy of the reborn Emperor Diaz.
Me: Stupid. Emperor Diaz died 11,000 years ago, as a hero of the Dragon Campaign.
MtB: I don't care if you believe me -- I'm here to fight. Ferybrand!
(Enter the giant praying-mantis, otherwise known as Ferybrand, the Green- Tusked Dragon)
Wesley: I knew it!! That is the same Dragon that attacked me in chapter 1!!
MtB: I see you two have met...
Wesley: That Dragon and me got a score to settle....
[That Dragon and I...]
Wesley: Shut up you wrote this.
[X-p]
Melvin: Are we gunna talk or we gunna fight?!
(Alright alright, the screen dissolves and we start the battle. *GAME TIP* Attack the Dragoon first. And we did. Mitch's attacks aren't that cool looking after you've played the game a couple thousand times but whatever, I can't do anything bout it. And after many attacks, we defeated Mitch)
MtB: Argh! I have a huge gash. Take care of them, Ferybrand!
(So Mitch disappears from sight and our attacks turn now to Ferybrand. He's the easiest Dragon and all he really does is smack you and shoot stunning, poisoning, and fearful gel out of his butt at you.)
All: Gross.
(Once Ferybrand was defeated, the battle ended and after we tally up the experience points, items, and gold, we now see Mitch laying on the ground, in full Dragoon armor, dying)
MtB: Melvin, you have become strong, just like your father...
Melvin: Why didcha do it? You were his best friend!
MtB: I realized I could never be as strong as your father...even with this Dragoon Spirit...
Melvin: That's not a very good answer
MtB: Look, I'm dying!! I'm not going to explain everything to you, especially since you killed me!! Sorry...well....take care of yourself Melvin...*dies*
All: *bow heads out of respect*
Wesley: So how does it feel? Now that you've killed the man who killed your dad?
Melvin: Ya know, I don't feel any different... I don't feel that I solved anything...
(His thoughts were interrupted by Mitch's Dragoon Spirit leaving his body and floating over to Melvin.)
Melvin: What's this...? *takes Spirit and it begins to glow bright green*
Wesley: It seems like you've been chosen to be the next Jade Dragoon.
Melvin: Sweeet!!
Ania: It's not fair....
Me: "When Dragoons come and go, time does slow"
All: ???
Wesley: That was the most random thing I've ever heard.
Me: Yeah, well, it's a direct quote from the game. It doesn't make sense to me either...
Ania: Can we just get out of this forest cuz ya kno, I'm feeling a little...dizzy....*faints*
Wesley: *catches her* Ania!
Me: She must have gotten too much exposure to the poison. We need to get her to a hospital now.
[Exposure....]
Melvin: Then let's go back to Bale.
Wesley: That's too far!
Melvin: Can't we fly there? We ARE Dragoons
Me: That being so, what makes you think Bale isn't already under attack? We need to get to a neutral town -- if my memory is correct, then the merchant town of Lohan is just up this wall and a few miles ahead.
Wesley: Sounds good to me, let's go!
(We hastily climbed up and out of the cave and into the town of Lohan. And so the chapter ends with our party racing to the local hospital, lead by Wesley with Ania in his arms)