Siriusly!

by hpaddictedg

Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.

16. Sirius Black Truly Despises Johnny Depp

Chapter 16: Sirius Black Truly Despises Johnny Depp-Really, He Does

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The Not-So-Dramatic Chapter

"Sirius," Remus said, "tell me the truth. Do you or do you not have a crush on Johnny Depp?"

"I don't!" Sirius insisted. "Really, Remus! I don't go that way, you know?"

"Yeah, that's what I thought," Remus replied, "but then there was the movie…and the boner…and the letter…and the pictures…I really just don't know anymore, Padfoot."

"C'mon, Moony," Sirius sighed. "It's like you don't even know me!"

"Maybe I don't, Sirius," Remus replied dramatically, wiping away a tear that had escaped from his eye. "Maybe I don't."