Author's Note: Sorry this has taken so long to write, school's really been
stressing me out...we just finished taking those stupid standardized tests
two weeks ago and I finally took the AP world history test (May 12) =yay I
survived= But now that all that testing shit is over, I promise I will
write more!! And, as many of you have figured out (mostly from the last
chapter), I am odd, and most of this story is odd. But where's the fun in
being normal? ;-)
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD so don't sue me
Chapter 10: *Groan* Hellena Again?!
(Welcome back to Hellena, the Happiest Place on Earth!)
Wesley: But I thought we weren't on earth...
Melvin: Yeah, I thought this was Endiness!
Ania: *smack* Ignore them.
Timoty: I have been for the past few miles....
Me: Alright, y'all can shut up now we're here.
(The draw bridge is down, like the first time you came, but as you approach the entrance, the stupid guard pulls up the bridge [how inconsiderate])
Wesley: Oh no, the drawbridge!
Me: Must you always state the obvious?
Melvin: *jumps onto bridge as it is being pulled up* YAH! [Or some random sound like that]
All: Melvin!
Melvin: *from inside the gates* it's alright, I got it covered!
All: *hears the noise of weapons clashing together and the moans of a dying man, then the bridge rapidly falls to the ground*
Melvin: C'mon!!
All: *runs across the bridge*
Me: Well THAT was subtle!
Melvin: Hey, I got us in, didn't I?
[Now you can't replace Melvin OR Wesley. Damn]
(So you know the drill -- run around aimlessly while being chased by wardens randomly yelling "Who is it?!" and "Bastard!" Except you gotta find a different route to get to where King Boberto is being held. On the way there, you run into the "security is tight" room. The five of us stand in the middle of the room, weapons draw and expecting a fight but again, they ignore us....)
Warden A: *leaning up against a water cooler* So a Minito, a Wingly, and a Giganto walk into a bar, stop me if you've heard this one...
Warden B: Dude, that joke is soooo old! You've told it like twenty times!
Warden C: *sitting around the coffee maker* And she tells me that we "aren't compatible" and that I don't "satisfy her"
Warden D: Ouch, man that's harsh.
Wesley: HELLO?!
All Wardens: *turn to face us*
Warden B: What do you want? Can't you see we're on our break?!
Me: What a joke! I came here for a FIGHT and I get blown off by stupid guards on their COFFEE BREAK!
Warden A: You want a fight? Fine, here! *Presses a button, and the ground below us dissappears*
Dragoons and Timoty: Oh shit. *Falls into an underground cave*
(So as we are recuperating from the fall...)
Ania: Nice going, Tina!
Me: Hey, I don't like to be ignored! *Growls*
Timtoy: Well, does anyone have any ideas on how to get out of here?
All: *blink blink*
Me: You're talking to the wrong crowd, here.
(This is the time where we run around aimlessly [do I sense a pattern?] and try to find a way out of the cave [well actually we have a purpose, so technically we are not running around "aimlessly" -- but it sounds better than "running around with a purpose"])
Wesley: Are you done yet?!
[NO!!....Okay, now I am]
Wesley: *growl*
Ania: Hey! I found something!
Me: You want an award?
Ania: Must you always be so bitter and sarcastic?
Me: Yes. If I'm not, then it upsets the balance of life and the world will come to an end.
All: *blink blink* Riiiiiight
Melvin: So what did you find, Ania?
Ania: There seems to be "air" coming from this "rock"
Wesley: Why are you "making us" use these "quotations?"
[Because I "want to"]
Timoty: What "drugs" is she "on?" CUT THAT OUT!!!
Melvin: It's pointless to argue with the "author."
[HEY! That was of your own free will!]
Melvin: hehehehe
[I resent that]
Me: What were we talking about again?
Wesley: Air from the rock
Me: oh yeah...So, do you want an award?
Ania: NO I DONT!
Me: Okay. That's all you had to say.
Melvin: And why exactly do we care about the air from the rock?
Ania: Because that means there is an OPENING behind the rock, dumbass!!
Me: Hey, that's MY word!
Timoty: The yelling...make it stop!...
(And it did stop...but only because a loud, beastly growl drowned out our arguements)
All: WTF?!
Wesley: Could that be the monster that the wardens feed the POWs to?
Me: DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER MAN-EATING MONSTERS AROUND HERE?!
Melvin: Wesley is being overly obvious and Tina is being overly sarcastic....and the circle of life is complete.....
Timoty: Well, here's that fight you were looking for, Tina.
*Screens dissolves, battle begins*
(This monster is just....a random monster you have to fight. On your first turn, throw a Sachet at the monster [it's in that chest that is in the cave with you -- yeah, somewhere between the air from the rock and the "author" comment...you will pay Melvin....someone picked it up] and the monster will go to sleep. This makes it much easier to beat him cuz then he doesn't attack you. But eventually he wakes up and attacks you....Astrail Drain is goooood.....and then you beat him. *Yippee*)
Wesley: Look! The monster's fall caused the rock to crumble and reveal a staircase outta here!
Me: How convient....
(So we run up the staircase, which leads to a tunnel with more guards. You kill them and proceed thru the tunnel, which takes you back into the break room)
Warden C: *crying* I just thought that....we had something....special....*more crying*
Warden D: *uncomfortably* It's, um, okay....do you, uh, need a tissue? *Hands him a tissue*
Warden C: *sniff* Thanks man! *crying into the tissue*
Warden B: Damn, what a baby.
Warden A: You're back?!
Wesley: Yes, we're back. We killed your beast, so you can go back to your business. We'll be on our way now. *All leave*
Warden A: *blink blink* So ya, the Minito, Wingly, and Giganto....
Warden C: *cries* [Damn, give it a rest!]
~ ~ ~
(We now go to our old friend Swaim, pacing around a shirtless Boberto tied to a stake)
Swaim: Hahahaha! You should be thanking me, Boberto! At least I am waiting until sunrise to kill you!
Boberto: Remind me to kick your ass when we get home.
Swaim: You wish, I would knock you down in one punch....argh! Where is the Hooded Man?! He's never around when you need him and always around when you don't....
(Meanwhile, Wesley and the rest of our gang are fast approaching the roof of the prison as the sun slowly peaks up from the horizon)
Swaim: Haha! The sun is coming up! This is what you wanted, right Boberto? To end the war? Well, your death will end the war and you'll get what you want!
Boberto: That's not exactly how I pictured it...
Swaim: Argh! I cannot wait for the guy with silver hair! I just can't wait to kill you!
Boberto: *nervous laughter* C'mon buddy, you really aren't gunna kill me...are you?
(An arrow is shot at Swaim's arm, just as he raises his club to finish Boberto off)
Swaim: wtf?
Wesley: We won't let you!
Swaim: Oh, so it's YOU again *glares at Ania*
Ania: *flips him off*
Timoty: That wasn't nice....
*Screen dissolves, battle begins*
(Okay, this is slightly different from when you fought Swaim before me :-D and Timoty came along. This time, Swaim's got a dog and a bird to fight with him)
Swaim: Rodriguez! Attack!
(And the bird picks up either Wesley, Melvin [you have to use them], or me [or whoever you use] by its claws, flys high into the air and drops them. Ow. After you kill the dog [I forgot its name and attack] and Rodriguez, then you can attack Swaim. Slightly different attacks that do slightly more damage. Okay, okay, we attack him and he dies. For good. But in the distance, we see....)
Melvin: King Boberto!
(The Hooded Man is standing behind Boberto [how did he get there?!], jamming his hand into Boberto's back as Boberto screams in agony)
All: What the ??!!!
(The Hooded Man pulls a small, glowing orb out of Boberto's back and Boberto falls face down onto the ground, appearing unharmed.)
All: How the f*ck did he do that?!?!
Hooded Man: The Moon Gem...just where I thought it would be...
Melvin: Boberto!! *Transforms into the Jade Dragoon and flys toward the Hooded Man*
Wesley: Melvin, wait!
Hooded Man: *draws a flaming sword out from his cloak and stabs Melvin*
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Me: *gasp* The sword!
Wesley: *runs to Melvin* Melvin!
Melvin: Is....His Majesty.....safe....?
Wesley: Yes
Melvin: I am...relieved.....*dies, and Dragoon Spirit leaves him for Boberto*
Boberto: Thank you, Melvin
(Everyone, except the Hooded Man, stands there stunned. Ania turns, crying into my shoulder and Timoty can't speak....)
Me: *pats Ania's head* {Must....remain....stoic....}
[Here's the really sad part...]
Wesley: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
(Let's all take a moment of silence, out of respect for the fallen)
Readers: *silence*
~ ~ ~
(Okay, so the experience points, gold, and items are all tallied [Melvin gets jack shit -- unfair!] and we now return to what really matters -- revenge...)
Wesley: Alright you bastard! Show your face!
Hooded Man: *takes off his black cloak*
All: *gasp* Jimbo!!
Jimbo: *smirk, then jumps out the window*
All: *blink blink*
Wesley: I knew there was something wrong with that guy....
~ ~ ~
(Now everyone is back in Seles -- Wesley, Ania, me, Timoty, and Boberto -- and we proceed down into the basement of someone's house. Awkward silence starting.....now)
Timoty: Damn, that sucks.
Ania: What's gunna happen to him? I mean, this is a video game, so Melvin shouldn't die in real life, right?
Me: I never thought of that....and what about Mitch the Bitch? And Swaim? They were our friends in real life too!
Boberto: Maybe...they went back home?
Wesley: Let's not worry bout that now
All: Yeah....*awkward silence continues*
Me: You know, if I woulda know that Jimbo was armed with the Dragon Buster, then I coulda stopped Melvin.
All: The what?
Me: The Dragon Buster -- it's an ancient weapon, used by the Winglies to kill Dragoons and their Dragons during the Dragon Campaign. The blade isn't even metal, it's some kind of magical fire and not even Dragon scale armor can withstand it. Melvin was no match for it.
Ania: And you know about this because....?
Me: I told you. I know everything.
Wesley: And Boberto, what was that thing that Jimbo pulled out of your back?
Boberto: Uh...I'd rather not say right now....
Timoty: You're gunna hafta fess up sooner or later.
Boberto: Alright, fine! It's the Moon Gem. After the Humans defeated the Winglies in the Dragon Campaign, the three countries of Serdio, Tiberoa, and Mille Seseau were created. The Winglies created three artifacts named after the Moon and gave them to each of the rulers of the three countries, sorta like a peace offering. They're supposed to possess great magical power, but we dunno what for. The Moon Gem has been in my royal family for 11,000 years and it's protected by each crown heir (that would be me)
Wesley: But how did Jimbo find out about that?
Boberto: Well, I kinda employed him as my royal advisor...[if you are perseptive, then you might have saw the Hooded Man standing behind Albert's throne in Indels Castle] Hey! Stop looking at me like that, I didn't know he was evil!
Wesley: And what does Jimbo want with the Moon Gem
Ania: Didn't you just hear him? It has great magical power (duh)
Me: Or maybe he wants it because if he possess the Moon Gem, then he is legally intitled to the throne of Serdio.
All: *ponders*
Me: You kno, he's not really like this in real life....
Wesley: Whatever.
Timoty: Well you know what we need to do now....
Wesley: What's that?
Timoty: Duh! We need to go get the Moon Gem back!
Ania: But we don't know who Jimbo is working for
Boberto: I think I do...Swaim was saying how he worked for Jimbo, who worked for Emperor Joel. So we gotta go to the Black Castle in Kazas, and defeat Joel and he'll lead us to Jimbo. That sounds like Joel too, always getting some croonies to do his dirty work for him....
Me: That sounds ambitious, but you can't just walk into the castle of your enemy! We gotta plan a way to sneak in.
Wesley: Well, we'll figure that out once we get to Kazas! Boberto, are you gunna join us?
Boberto: Duh! I received Melvin's Dragoon Spirit, didn't I?
Me: Maybe you should stop asking questions, Wesley
Wesley: *growl* Fine. Let's just go
~ ~ ~
(We now clip to the Black Castle, where a tall teenager wearing purple armor sits causally in a throne. A silver-haired guy stands in front of the throne)
Joel: So letting the girl escape...that was apart of your plan all along, wasn't it?
Jimbo: Yup. And now I got what I need *flashes Moon Gem* so I'll be on my way.
Joel: You're still not gunna tell me what your grand plan is?
Jimbo: You don't need to know. You just focus on that little war of yours. *Starts to walk away* Oh yeah, one more thing -- don't get burned in a red flame.
Joel: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Hey! Don't walk away from me while I'm talking to you, you little bitch! *Growl* Hey, I think he still owes me money...
Second Author's Note: Sorry I had to be so serious towards the end, but I couldn't disrespect Lavitz's death with alotta jokes! *Bows head out of respect* So, yeah, keep reading and I promise I'll keep writing...
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD so don't sue me
Chapter 10: *Groan* Hellena Again?!
(Welcome back to Hellena, the Happiest Place on Earth!)
Wesley: But I thought we weren't on earth...
Melvin: Yeah, I thought this was Endiness!
Ania: *smack* Ignore them.
Timoty: I have been for the past few miles....
Me: Alright, y'all can shut up now we're here.
(The draw bridge is down, like the first time you came, but as you approach the entrance, the stupid guard pulls up the bridge [how inconsiderate])
Wesley: Oh no, the drawbridge!
Me: Must you always state the obvious?
Melvin: *jumps onto bridge as it is being pulled up* YAH! [Or some random sound like that]
All: Melvin!
Melvin: *from inside the gates* it's alright, I got it covered!
All: *hears the noise of weapons clashing together and the moans of a dying man, then the bridge rapidly falls to the ground*
Melvin: C'mon!!
All: *runs across the bridge*
Me: Well THAT was subtle!
Melvin: Hey, I got us in, didn't I?
[Now you can't replace Melvin OR Wesley. Damn]
(So you know the drill -- run around aimlessly while being chased by wardens randomly yelling "Who is it?!" and "Bastard!" Except you gotta find a different route to get to where King Boberto is being held. On the way there, you run into the "security is tight" room. The five of us stand in the middle of the room, weapons draw and expecting a fight but again, they ignore us....)
Warden A: *leaning up against a water cooler* So a Minito, a Wingly, and a Giganto walk into a bar, stop me if you've heard this one...
Warden B: Dude, that joke is soooo old! You've told it like twenty times!
Warden C: *sitting around the coffee maker* And she tells me that we "aren't compatible" and that I don't "satisfy her"
Warden D: Ouch, man that's harsh.
Wesley: HELLO?!
All Wardens: *turn to face us*
Warden B: What do you want? Can't you see we're on our break?!
Me: What a joke! I came here for a FIGHT and I get blown off by stupid guards on their COFFEE BREAK!
Warden A: You want a fight? Fine, here! *Presses a button, and the ground below us dissappears*
Dragoons and Timoty: Oh shit. *Falls into an underground cave*
(So as we are recuperating from the fall...)
Ania: Nice going, Tina!
Me: Hey, I don't like to be ignored! *Growls*
Timtoy: Well, does anyone have any ideas on how to get out of here?
All: *blink blink*
Me: You're talking to the wrong crowd, here.
(This is the time where we run around aimlessly [do I sense a pattern?] and try to find a way out of the cave [well actually we have a purpose, so technically we are not running around "aimlessly" -- but it sounds better than "running around with a purpose"])
Wesley: Are you done yet?!
[NO!!....Okay, now I am]
Wesley: *growl*
Ania: Hey! I found something!
Me: You want an award?
Ania: Must you always be so bitter and sarcastic?
Me: Yes. If I'm not, then it upsets the balance of life and the world will come to an end.
All: *blink blink* Riiiiiight
Melvin: So what did you find, Ania?
Ania: There seems to be "air" coming from this "rock"
Wesley: Why are you "making us" use these "quotations?"
[Because I "want to"]
Timoty: What "drugs" is she "on?" CUT THAT OUT!!!
Melvin: It's pointless to argue with the "author."
[HEY! That was of your own free will!]
Melvin: hehehehe
[I resent that]
Me: What were we talking about again?
Wesley: Air from the rock
Me: oh yeah...So, do you want an award?
Ania: NO I DONT!
Me: Okay. That's all you had to say.
Melvin: And why exactly do we care about the air from the rock?
Ania: Because that means there is an OPENING behind the rock, dumbass!!
Me: Hey, that's MY word!
Timoty: The yelling...make it stop!...
(And it did stop...but only because a loud, beastly growl drowned out our arguements)
All: WTF?!
Wesley: Could that be the monster that the wardens feed the POWs to?
Me: DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER MAN-EATING MONSTERS AROUND HERE?!
Melvin: Wesley is being overly obvious and Tina is being overly sarcastic....and the circle of life is complete.....
Timoty: Well, here's that fight you were looking for, Tina.
*Screens dissolves, battle begins*
(This monster is just....a random monster you have to fight. On your first turn, throw a Sachet at the monster [it's in that chest that is in the cave with you -- yeah, somewhere between the air from the rock and the "author" comment...you will pay Melvin....someone picked it up] and the monster will go to sleep. This makes it much easier to beat him cuz then he doesn't attack you. But eventually he wakes up and attacks you....Astrail Drain is goooood.....and then you beat him. *Yippee*)
Wesley: Look! The monster's fall caused the rock to crumble and reveal a staircase outta here!
Me: How convient....
(So we run up the staircase, which leads to a tunnel with more guards. You kill them and proceed thru the tunnel, which takes you back into the break room)
Warden C: *crying* I just thought that....we had something....special....*more crying*
Warden D: *uncomfortably* It's, um, okay....do you, uh, need a tissue? *Hands him a tissue*
Warden C: *sniff* Thanks man! *crying into the tissue*
Warden B: Damn, what a baby.
Warden A: You're back?!
Wesley: Yes, we're back. We killed your beast, so you can go back to your business. We'll be on our way now. *All leave*
Warden A: *blink blink* So ya, the Minito, Wingly, and Giganto....
Warden C: *cries* [Damn, give it a rest!]
~ ~ ~
(We now go to our old friend Swaim, pacing around a shirtless Boberto tied to a stake)
Swaim: Hahahaha! You should be thanking me, Boberto! At least I am waiting until sunrise to kill you!
Boberto: Remind me to kick your ass when we get home.
Swaim: You wish, I would knock you down in one punch....argh! Where is the Hooded Man?! He's never around when you need him and always around when you don't....
(Meanwhile, Wesley and the rest of our gang are fast approaching the roof of the prison as the sun slowly peaks up from the horizon)
Swaim: Haha! The sun is coming up! This is what you wanted, right Boberto? To end the war? Well, your death will end the war and you'll get what you want!
Boberto: That's not exactly how I pictured it...
Swaim: Argh! I cannot wait for the guy with silver hair! I just can't wait to kill you!
Boberto: *nervous laughter* C'mon buddy, you really aren't gunna kill me...are you?
(An arrow is shot at Swaim's arm, just as he raises his club to finish Boberto off)
Swaim: wtf?
Wesley: We won't let you!
Swaim: Oh, so it's YOU again *glares at Ania*
Ania: *flips him off*
Timoty: That wasn't nice....
*Screen dissolves, battle begins*
(Okay, this is slightly different from when you fought Swaim before me :-D and Timoty came along. This time, Swaim's got a dog and a bird to fight with him)
Swaim: Rodriguez! Attack!
(And the bird picks up either Wesley, Melvin [you have to use them], or me [or whoever you use] by its claws, flys high into the air and drops them. Ow. After you kill the dog [I forgot its name and attack] and Rodriguez, then you can attack Swaim. Slightly different attacks that do slightly more damage. Okay, okay, we attack him and he dies. For good. But in the distance, we see....)
Melvin: King Boberto!
(The Hooded Man is standing behind Boberto [how did he get there?!], jamming his hand into Boberto's back as Boberto screams in agony)
All: What the ??!!!
(The Hooded Man pulls a small, glowing orb out of Boberto's back and Boberto falls face down onto the ground, appearing unharmed.)
All: How the f*ck did he do that?!?!
Hooded Man: The Moon Gem...just where I thought it would be...
Melvin: Boberto!! *Transforms into the Jade Dragoon and flys toward the Hooded Man*
Wesley: Melvin, wait!
Hooded Man: *draws a flaming sword out from his cloak and stabs Melvin*
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Me: *gasp* The sword!
Wesley: *runs to Melvin* Melvin!
Melvin: Is....His Majesty.....safe....?
Wesley: Yes
Melvin: I am...relieved.....*dies, and Dragoon Spirit leaves him for Boberto*
Boberto: Thank you, Melvin
(Everyone, except the Hooded Man, stands there stunned. Ania turns, crying into my shoulder and Timoty can't speak....)
Me: *pats Ania's head* {Must....remain....stoic....}
[Here's the really sad part...]
Wesley: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
(Let's all take a moment of silence, out of respect for the fallen)
Readers: *silence*
~ ~ ~
(Okay, so the experience points, gold, and items are all tallied [Melvin gets jack shit -- unfair!] and we now return to what really matters -- revenge...)
Wesley: Alright you bastard! Show your face!
Hooded Man: *takes off his black cloak*
All: *gasp* Jimbo!!
Jimbo: *smirk, then jumps out the window*
All: *blink blink*
Wesley: I knew there was something wrong with that guy....
~ ~ ~
(Now everyone is back in Seles -- Wesley, Ania, me, Timoty, and Boberto -- and we proceed down into the basement of someone's house. Awkward silence starting.....now)
Timoty: Damn, that sucks.
Ania: What's gunna happen to him? I mean, this is a video game, so Melvin shouldn't die in real life, right?
Me: I never thought of that....and what about Mitch the Bitch? And Swaim? They were our friends in real life too!
Boberto: Maybe...they went back home?
Wesley: Let's not worry bout that now
All: Yeah....*awkward silence continues*
Me: You know, if I woulda know that Jimbo was armed with the Dragon Buster, then I coulda stopped Melvin.
All: The what?
Me: The Dragon Buster -- it's an ancient weapon, used by the Winglies to kill Dragoons and their Dragons during the Dragon Campaign. The blade isn't even metal, it's some kind of magical fire and not even Dragon scale armor can withstand it. Melvin was no match for it.
Ania: And you know about this because....?
Me: I told you. I know everything.
Wesley: And Boberto, what was that thing that Jimbo pulled out of your back?
Boberto: Uh...I'd rather not say right now....
Timoty: You're gunna hafta fess up sooner or later.
Boberto: Alright, fine! It's the Moon Gem. After the Humans defeated the Winglies in the Dragon Campaign, the three countries of Serdio, Tiberoa, and Mille Seseau were created. The Winglies created three artifacts named after the Moon and gave them to each of the rulers of the three countries, sorta like a peace offering. They're supposed to possess great magical power, but we dunno what for. The Moon Gem has been in my royal family for 11,000 years and it's protected by each crown heir (that would be me)
Wesley: But how did Jimbo find out about that?
Boberto: Well, I kinda employed him as my royal advisor...[if you are perseptive, then you might have saw the Hooded Man standing behind Albert's throne in Indels Castle] Hey! Stop looking at me like that, I didn't know he was evil!
Wesley: And what does Jimbo want with the Moon Gem
Ania: Didn't you just hear him? It has great magical power (duh)
Me: Or maybe he wants it because if he possess the Moon Gem, then he is legally intitled to the throne of Serdio.
All: *ponders*
Me: You kno, he's not really like this in real life....
Wesley: Whatever.
Timoty: Well you know what we need to do now....
Wesley: What's that?
Timoty: Duh! We need to go get the Moon Gem back!
Ania: But we don't know who Jimbo is working for
Boberto: I think I do...Swaim was saying how he worked for Jimbo, who worked for Emperor Joel. So we gotta go to the Black Castle in Kazas, and defeat Joel and he'll lead us to Jimbo. That sounds like Joel too, always getting some croonies to do his dirty work for him....
Me: That sounds ambitious, but you can't just walk into the castle of your enemy! We gotta plan a way to sneak in.
Wesley: Well, we'll figure that out once we get to Kazas! Boberto, are you gunna join us?
Boberto: Duh! I received Melvin's Dragoon Spirit, didn't I?
Me: Maybe you should stop asking questions, Wesley
Wesley: *growl* Fine. Let's just go
~ ~ ~
(We now clip to the Black Castle, where a tall teenager wearing purple armor sits causally in a throne. A silver-haired guy stands in front of the throne)
Joel: So letting the girl escape...that was apart of your plan all along, wasn't it?
Jimbo: Yup. And now I got what I need *flashes Moon Gem* so I'll be on my way.
Joel: You're still not gunna tell me what your grand plan is?
Jimbo: You don't need to know. You just focus on that little war of yours. *Starts to walk away* Oh yeah, one more thing -- don't get burned in a red flame.
Joel: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Hey! Don't walk away from me while I'm talking to you, you little bitch! *Growl* Hey, I think he still owes me money...
Second Author's Note: Sorry I had to be so serious towards the end, but I couldn't disrespect Lavitz's death with alotta jokes! *Bows head out of respect* So, yeah, keep reading and I promise I'll keep writing...