A/N: Just a quick note for you guys:
Laura, in case you're stupid or don't believe me, is an actual person. She's SiriusLoverForLife and, obviously, a Sirius Black fanatic. Sadly, she's just as crazy in real life as she is in this story. She also got me addicted to Austin Powers, hence the Dr. Evil obsession. She has nothing to do with my Johnny Depp obsession, however.
Chapter Eighteen: Laura Really Doesn't Love Dr. Evil (Despite The Fact That She Does), Even Though He Was a Frickin' Prisoner And Laura Loves Prisoners-No, I Don't Know Why
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Sirius Black Is Not Jealous Of Dr. Evil, No Matter What Said Doctor Thinks
"Really, Sirius, I don't love Dr. Evil; I promise!" Laura vowed. "I only love you!"
"Well," Sirius replied, "can't you start loving this Dr. Evil guy? Having you hanging around my place all the time is getting kind of annoying."
"I thought you liked having me around!" Laura responded, shocked.
"No," Sirius drawled. "I don't."
That night, Laura threw herself off of the top of the Astronomy Tower, despite the fact that she didn't go to Hogwarts. The world rejoiced.