Siriusly!

by hpaddictedg

Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.

19. Sirius Black Does NOT Like

A/N: Revenge is sweet, SLfL.

Chapter 19: Sirius Black Does Not Like Velvet Revolver

"Really, I don't know why you like them," Sirius said to Laura. "Their songs all sound the same."

"They do not!" Laura, the horoscope-reading, bad-music-listening, Orlando-Bloom-loving freak, replied. "And, besides, Scott Weiland is hot."

"I hope you don't expect me to agree," Sirius shuddered.

"Why not?" Laura asked.

"Because I like girls," Sirius, disturbed, responded.

"Oh, yeah," Laura said. "I forgot."

The moral of the story? Bad rock music rots your brain.