Author's Note: HAHAHAHA you thought with the title "final confrontation"
that that was the end of my fic...but NO! It still lives! Hahahahaha
yeeesss.....[school's almost out that's why I'm so excited] What, you
thought I was the only odd one in my family?
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD and that's it
Chapter 12:*DISK TWO* The Chapter Where We Really Don't Do Anything
Please insert Disk Two....please wait.....
(The next installment of our saga begins with a glimpse of a beautiful town with clear-blue rivers running through its center. Dark skinned people walked oblivious through the streets and then we see a *FLASH* and standing in the middle of the hustle-and-bustle is platinum-haired Jimbo [oh, yeah...NOBODY'll notice you now]. After surveying his surrondings, he disappears the same way he came. ::Wow:: And so begins.....)
PLATINUM SHADOW
(Now we find our five *cough* heroes run into the same town, in hot pursuit of Jimbo [sorry guys you just missed him] )
All: What?
[Oops, nevermind]
All: Riiiight....
Wesley: So what exactly are we supposed to be doing now?
Me: Looking for Jimbo, I guess
Ania: Well, where should we start?
*Cricket chirping*
Me: Damn! There's more! *Goes and runs after the cricket*
All: .....
Boberto: Well, while she's doing...whatever....I suggest we go in there *points to the church*
Wesley: And she calls me dumb
Me: *steps on his foot*
Wesley: OW!!
Me: Oh, sorry, I thought your foot was the cricket
Wesley: *profanities*
(So we went into the church and found another random priest dude preaching to a small crowd about stars while the rest of us ducked into the neighboring planetariums. Umm, maybe we shoulda thought this out a little more...)
Operator: Hello, sirs and ma'ams.
All: Uh, hi.
Operator: Would you like to see a brief slide show about stars?
Timoty: Slide show? I dunno bout this....
Wesley: Sure. Whatever.
Me: Hope you can handle this, Wesley
Wesley: Shut up.
Operator: Okay, then...lights! *lights go down and "stars" fill the room* The people of Tiberoa worship the moon and stars. Stars are believed to be blah blah blah
All: zzzzzz.....
*Thirty minutes later*
All: zzzzz.....
Operator: Blah blah blah and that's it. Lights! *Lights turn on*
All: zzzzz....*awake* !?
Wesley: ?? Oh yeah, that was very interesting. Thank you goodbye. *All leave*
(God that was boring....anyways, what's behind door number two?!)
Romeo: I love you!
Juliet: I love you too, but you know we cannot be together!
Romeo: I know but.....screw it! I love you and I want to be with you!
Juliet: Oh, kiss me you fool! *They make out*
Guys: *Gag*
Ania: Aww...how sweet! ^_^
Me: Oh, please! I'd give it a week *Chucks a tomato at them*
Lovers: HEY!
Wesley: Where the hell did that tomato come from?
Ania: Just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean you have to be so bitter.
Me: I wouldn't be talking, you don't have a boyfriend either
Ania: That's beside the point...
Me: And I'm not bitter....I'm just objective *so there*
(Okay now, I've had enough of the planetarium, have you?)
All: Yes
(Alright, so we leave the planetarium and we still don't have a clue where Jimbo is or what the hell we're supposed to do in this town. And frankly, neither do I)
Wesley: Oh, great, now even the author is lost!
Boberto: We're doomed.
[Stop being so negative, guys....I'll remember this...eventually....]
Timoty: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEDD!!!!!!
[Okay, that was a stretch]
Ania: Seriously, guys let's give her time to think
[Okay, I'm thinking.....]
*Ten minutes later*
All: *yawn*
[I'm still thinking!]
*Ten MORE minutes later*
All: *snore*
[You know what.....I warned you....*lightening strikes*]
All: !? Okay, we're awake!!!
[Just....go over to that bar before I REALLY decide to hurt one of you]
Ania: !!!BAR!!!
All: Oh plez....*rolls eyes*
(So while Ania runs to the friggin bar, the rest of us walk across a bridge with an interesting name)
Me: Hey, look this is called "Claire Bridge"
Timoty: Wow. That's the name of my daughter
Wesley: Wow. That's the name of my mom
Me and Boberto: ???
Wesley: Okay, moving on *he and Timoty walk away*
[Okay, that was....interesting.....]
(So, we arrive at the bar and Ania is already there eagerly awaiting service)
Ania: I want you're strongest drink!
Timoty: With her along, I think I'm gunna need that too
Bartender: *raised eyebrow* Are you sure you can handle that, missy?
Ania: Of course! I'm SUCH a heavyweight!
Me: *aside to Boberto* Five bucks says she passes out with one shot
Bartender: Okay, but I warned you...*gives her the shot*
Ania: *takes the shot* WOW! *Cough* Oh, yeah that's...good stuff...I -- *passes out*
Me: Told ya
Boberto: Dammit *gives me $5*
Wesley: That was kinda an unfair bet....you're the author and you already kno the outcome
Me: Well, that's Boberto fault for not seeing that coming
Boberto: What? Oh, yeah...dammit....
(So as we are slipping on our own drinks, with Ania still passed out, a blond haired girl suddenly jumps out from behind the bar)
Cristi: HI GUYS!!!
All: !!
[Cristi is one of my very good friends from church and school, but she can be on the....bubbly, hyper side]
Cristi: OMG what happened to Ania, is she dead!?!
Me: No, she's just....sleeping
Cristi: Oh, well....hey doyawannatalkaboutstars?!
Timoty: That was random....
Wesley: What? I only got one word outta that
Me: Um, maybe we can talk about stars later, Cristi
Cristi: NoIthinkyouwannatalkaboutstars....let's seee...
Wesley: Well, if you know so much, how bout you tell us where Jimbo is?
Cristi: Jimbo? IdunnoaJimbowhotheheckishedoeshewannatalkaboutstars?
Me: um, no, I don't think so...
Cristi: WellphooeythenIdontcareabouthimbesidesifIdunnowhoheisthenhesprobnotinthistow n...I know everything
Boberto: Damn, you musta paid real good money for those drugs of yours
Cristi: DRUGS!? ImnotonanydrugsIonlydrinkcaffeine!! CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!
All: It all makes sense now....
BabyBlue: Caffeine IS a drug
[Thanks sis for that enlightening information]
BabyBlue: You're welcome ^_^
Cristi: Well, anyways thisguynamedBinchenzomighthelpyaheknowsalotboutstarsbutmostlyboutthisonestar calledtheMo-onThatNeverSetsandifyouwannatalkaboutthatthengotalktohim
Wesley: I'm not quite sure what she said but I heard Binchenzo and something bout a moon...?
Timoty: How would an astronomer be able to help us find Jimbo?
Cristi: WellIdunnobutIjustwantedtotellyaguysthat....so doyawannatalkboutstars HUH?!? HUH?!? DOYADOYADOYA?!?!?!?
Boberto: Where does Binchenzo live?
Cristi: Huh? O, next door.
Timoty: Let's go *all bolt toward the door*
Cristi: HEY!! You'reforgettingsomeone *points to Ania, still out cold*
Me: Oh....Wesley, go carry her.
Wesley: *whining* Why?!
Me, Timoty, and Boberto: Becuz you guys are in LO~OVE!!!! *Laughter*
Wesley: Grr....fine *flings Ania over his shoulder and we bolt*
Cristi: HEYYOUDIDNTTALKTOMEABOUTSTARS!!!! *pouts*
~ ~ ~
(We walk next door [with Ania being the exception] )
Boberto: How long you gunna keep her like that?
[Just a little while longer]
Timoty: Yeah, she's doing us a favor so shut up.
Me: Well, let's see if this Binchenzo is here or not....*knock knock* BINCHENZO?! YOU THERE!?
Binchenzo: Yes, I am...what do you want?!
All: Vicente?
Binchenzo: No. I was Vicente in Serdio. Now, in Tiberoa, I'm Binchenzo...but wait, Boberto why aren't you in Bale?
Boberto: Personal business I have to tend to. Plus I left YOU in charge of the country!
Binchenzo: Oh. Oops.
Timoty: So, wait who is running the country of Serdio?!
Boberto: Ah, who cares? It's not like it's real.
All: True, true.
Me: Whatever works. So, can we come in now?
Binchenzo: Oh, yes of course. But, why is she *points to Ania* like that?
Wesley: Apparently, she isn't the heavy drinker she thinks she is.
Binchenzo: Oh. Whatever.
(We walk into Binchenzo's small, one-room house and Wesley props Ania up against a corner [I'll wake her up...eventually...I promise] )
Boberto: Seems like you got demoted Binchenzo
Binchenzo: You want my help?
Boberto: Yes.
Binchenzo: Then don't insult my living quarters. Besides, I got a good job at the Twin Castles as a tutor to Princess Alona. And, as a second job I'm an astronomer specializing in the Moon That Never Sets *indicates the big telescope in the middle of the room*
All: ::wow::
Me: Yeah, actually that's why we're here...we wanna learn about the Moon That Never Sets
Wesley: I thought we were here to ask him bout the whereabouts of Jimbo
Me: What have I told you about asking questions?
Binchenzo: Well, I can't help ya with you're quest for Jimbo but I can tell ya bout the Moon That Never Sets. It's quite interesting actually
All: {Oh great, another history lesson}
*VIDEO TIME!*
Binchenzo: In astronomy, a moon that never sets cannot exist
Wesley: Cannot exist?!
Binchenzo: Yes, Wesley....anyways, When the Winglies enslaved the world, many of thousands of years ago, the Winglies banished the gods to the Moon That Never Sets. The gods promised a saviour named the Moon Child -- "Count 108 years when the Moon That Never Sets glows red, the Moon Child shall descend to fill the world with holy bliss" But instead of a blessing, we received a cursed named.....Black Monster
[Don't quote me on that, I do not remember what Fester says in the video. If YOU know what Fester says in that video, then please tell me and I will rewrite and repost this and I will love you forever ^_^]
Wesley: *growls* The Black Monster!
Binchenzo: Would you stop repeating me?!? I think they heard me the first time!!!
Wesley: Geez, touchy touchy
*Clock chimes*
Binchenzo: *sigh* Well, I have to go to the Castle. If you want to look at the Moon That Never Sets, then look through the telescope. Hasta luego
All: Que?
Binchenzo: Stupid white people *leaves*
Wesley: Now what? That really didn't tell us anything.
Me: Well, it didn't tell us any information that we need in the immediate future
All: ....
Me: Ignore me
Boberto: Let's get outta here
Timoty: But not before we --
All: TRASH THE PLACE!!!!
*All trash Binchenzo's house*
Wesley: Alright, let's bail *flings Ania over his shoulder again*
[And nobody is bothered by the fact that Ania is still passed out]
(Once we all walked outside, we realized it was dark. We didn't wanna cough up 20 Gs to spend the night at the hotel, so we tried to exit the city of Fletz)
Officer: *whistle blows* Stop!
All: Oh shit...*hands up*
Wesley: I swear I didn't take ANYTHING from the jewelry shop!
Me: Yeah, and I really AM at the legal drinking age!
Officer: *raised eyebrow* All I wanted to tell you is that you can't leave the city...we've been having problems with gangs lately...but you two wanna repeat that information?
Me and Wesley: No.
Boberto: Gangs? Oh, we got alotta those back home
Timoty: Yeah, we can take care of ourselveves....we're not wearing any idenifying bandanas or anything
Officer: I still can't let you leave. By order of King Zior.
Boberto: It's all bling bling -- I'm a king too.
Officer: .....
Boberto: Seriously!
Officer: You kno what? If you four....*notices Ania* excuse me, five, get a room in the city in the next five minutes, then I won't arrest you....and remember, I can run REALLY fast.
All: FINE! *Turns back to the city*
(So we desperately look for somewhere to stay for the night, under the watchful eye of the Officer. We come across a house with a sign on the door that reads "Our Love Nest")
Me: *sarcasticly* Oooh, wonder what that implies...
Boberto: *presses ear against the door* Um....I don't think we wanna know...let's go find somewhere else to stay.
(We search the entire town, walking in house after house, while the tenants just ignore us)
Me: This is what I love about video games -- you can walk into anyone's house you like, and they won't shoot you!
Tenant: WTF are you kids doing on my property?!? *Gun shot*
Me: *dies*
Boberto: Now what? The only females we have in our group are either passed out from alcohol poisoning, or dead.
Timoty: I'm straight I tell you!! And I intend to stay that way!
Wesley: ?? I'm confused...
[Would you calm yourself? I'm the author, I have special FanFiction powers]
Me: *revives myself* Dammit, now I know how Lloyd feels in every Striker fic.
All: Who?
Me: I didn't say a thing. {Damn this mouth of mine} Let's go before I get shot again.
(Finally, we cautiously walk into a house with a lovely garden in the yard.)
Me: Okay, whoever has a vegetable garden in their yard is not a likely candidate to randomly shoot 16-year-old girls, right?
Timoty: Geez, you're starting to get more paranoid than Boberto
Boberto: I am not paranoid....I'm just cautious....
Timoty: Suure
Wesley: Excuse me? Anyone home?
(Enter my sister AGAIN, whose *real* name is Lauren. She wanted to be Nello, so there)
Lauren: What?
Wesley: ummm....can we stay the night.
Lauren: Well, you're already in my house and that girl on your shoulder looks like she's already fast asleep --
Me: Yeah...that's it....
Lauren: Wait a minute -- ANIA?!?! That foul demon wench is NOT going to stay in my house!!
Timoty: Geez, you're sister's mean
Me: Not to everyone -- just to Ania. And she's feeding me lines here, this is NOT my own personal opinion of Ania
All: Riiiiight
Me: Whatever
Wesley: Please, just let her stay...if we don't have a place to stay, then we'll be arrested!
Officer: *death glare to me and Wesley* Damn skippy
Me: Yeah, sis and you don't want your ::favorite:: sister to be arrested, do you?
Lauren: You're my only sister
Me: Same thing...pleeeezz sissy *puppy dog eyes*
Lauren: Well....as long as she's like that, then she can't destroy anything. Alright you can stay -- but only if you promise to NOT wake her up till you all leave. And she stays in the closet
All: Deal.
[God, we're mean, aren't we? Aren't you glad you're not MY friend? Hehehe]
Me: So what exactly are you doing here in Fletz?
Lauren: Well, I'm working on the revegetation of the earth project here! And I'm in charge of it -- aren't ya proud of me?
Me: Yes, Lauren. Very much
Boberto: That actually sounds interesting....what does revegetation of the earth imply?
Lauren: Well, what are goal is to restore greenery to Tiberoa, and hopefully the rest of the continent! Hopefully, within a few years we can make someplace as dead as the Barrens be as green and lucious as Donau! Bringing back vegetation to the earth has many benefits, such as cleaner air, more food for the native fauna, and plus it just looks pretty ^_^
Me: Wouldn't that upset the already established ecosystem of the Barrens?
Lauren: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY POSITION?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! THIS PLAN WORKS, DAMMIT! AND IF THE FRIGGIN MORONS DIDN'T DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SITE THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!!! QUESTION ME AGAIN AND YOU'LL BE THROWN OUT ONTO THE STREETS!!!! *Bangs fist in her hand*
Me: Nevermind, Lauren. Revegetation is the greatest plan in the world.
Lauren: I thought you might say that *sweetly* Okay, so who wants dinner?
All: *blink blink* Wow.
Boberto: That was TOTALLY unexpected.
Me: Just take the food, dammit
Wesley: Okay, you've convinced me -- you two are DEFINITELY related.
Lauren: Ok, umm...I'm going to sleep now. If you guys want food, it's in the refrigerator --
All: They have refrigerators?!
Lauren: I...guess....anyway good night and you guys can sleep wherever you can find a place...cept Ania *grabs her by the hair and throws her into the closet*
All: _-
Wesley: She can't feel anything, right?
Me: I'm feeling merciful, so no she can't feel a thing.
(And we sleeps)
All: zzzzzzzzzz.....
(Night turns into day.....and we leave ummm....leave the city for our little *cough* quest. Yeah, that's it)
Wesley: I am NOT carrying her *refers to Ania, while taking her out of the closet* all the way to the next town!
Lauren: You can wake her now.
Ania: *wakes up* ??? What happened? All I remember was I was in a bar, and now I'm not....
Wesley: You don't want to know.
Second Author's Note: That was a really long chapter for us not doing anything.
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD and that's it
Chapter 12:*DISK TWO* The Chapter Where We Really Don't Do Anything
Please insert Disk Two....please wait.....
(The next installment of our saga begins with a glimpse of a beautiful town with clear-blue rivers running through its center. Dark skinned people walked oblivious through the streets and then we see a *FLASH* and standing in the middle of the hustle-and-bustle is platinum-haired Jimbo [oh, yeah...NOBODY'll notice you now]. After surveying his surrondings, he disappears the same way he came. ::Wow:: And so begins.....)
PLATINUM SHADOW
(Now we find our five *cough* heroes run into the same town, in hot pursuit of Jimbo [sorry guys you just missed him] )
All: What?
[Oops, nevermind]
All: Riiiight....
Wesley: So what exactly are we supposed to be doing now?
Me: Looking for Jimbo, I guess
Ania: Well, where should we start?
*Cricket chirping*
Me: Damn! There's more! *Goes and runs after the cricket*
All: .....
Boberto: Well, while she's doing...whatever....I suggest we go in there *points to the church*
Wesley: And she calls me dumb
Me: *steps on his foot*
Wesley: OW!!
Me: Oh, sorry, I thought your foot was the cricket
Wesley: *profanities*
(So we went into the church and found another random priest dude preaching to a small crowd about stars while the rest of us ducked into the neighboring planetariums. Umm, maybe we shoulda thought this out a little more...)
Operator: Hello, sirs and ma'ams.
All: Uh, hi.
Operator: Would you like to see a brief slide show about stars?
Timoty: Slide show? I dunno bout this....
Wesley: Sure. Whatever.
Me: Hope you can handle this, Wesley
Wesley: Shut up.
Operator: Okay, then...lights! *lights go down and "stars" fill the room* The people of Tiberoa worship the moon and stars. Stars are believed to be blah blah blah
All: zzzzzz.....
*Thirty minutes later*
All: zzzzz.....
Operator: Blah blah blah and that's it. Lights! *Lights turn on*
All: zzzzz....*awake* !?
Wesley: ?? Oh yeah, that was very interesting. Thank you goodbye. *All leave*
(God that was boring....anyways, what's behind door number two?!)
Romeo: I love you!
Juliet: I love you too, but you know we cannot be together!
Romeo: I know but.....screw it! I love you and I want to be with you!
Juliet: Oh, kiss me you fool! *They make out*
Guys: *Gag*
Ania: Aww...how sweet! ^_^
Me: Oh, please! I'd give it a week *Chucks a tomato at them*
Lovers: HEY!
Wesley: Where the hell did that tomato come from?
Ania: Just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean you have to be so bitter.
Me: I wouldn't be talking, you don't have a boyfriend either
Ania: That's beside the point...
Me: And I'm not bitter....I'm just objective *so there*
(Okay now, I've had enough of the planetarium, have you?)
All: Yes
(Alright, so we leave the planetarium and we still don't have a clue where Jimbo is or what the hell we're supposed to do in this town. And frankly, neither do I)
Wesley: Oh, great, now even the author is lost!
Boberto: We're doomed.
[Stop being so negative, guys....I'll remember this...eventually....]
Timoty: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEDD!!!!!!
[Okay, that was a stretch]
Ania: Seriously, guys let's give her time to think
[Okay, I'm thinking.....]
*Ten minutes later*
All: *yawn*
[I'm still thinking!]
*Ten MORE minutes later*
All: *snore*
[You know what.....I warned you....*lightening strikes*]
All: !? Okay, we're awake!!!
[Just....go over to that bar before I REALLY decide to hurt one of you]
Ania: !!!BAR!!!
All: Oh plez....*rolls eyes*
(So while Ania runs to the friggin bar, the rest of us walk across a bridge with an interesting name)
Me: Hey, look this is called "Claire Bridge"
Timoty: Wow. That's the name of my daughter
Wesley: Wow. That's the name of my mom
Me and Boberto: ???
Wesley: Okay, moving on *he and Timoty walk away*
[Okay, that was....interesting.....]
(So, we arrive at the bar and Ania is already there eagerly awaiting service)
Ania: I want you're strongest drink!
Timoty: With her along, I think I'm gunna need that too
Bartender: *raised eyebrow* Are you sure you can handle that, missy?
Ania: Of course! I'm SUCH a heavyweight!
Me: *aside to Boberto* Five bucks says she passes out with one shot
Bartender: Okay, but I warned you...*gives her the shot*
Ania: *takes the shot* WOW! *Cough* Oh, yeah that's...good stuff...I -- *passes out*
Me: Told ya
Boberto: Dammit *gives me $5*
Wesley: That was kinda an unfair bet....you're the author and you already kno the outcome
Me: Well, that's Boberto fault for not seeing that coming
Boberto: What? Oh, yeah...dammit....
(So as we are slipping on our own drinks, with Ania still passed out, a blond haired girl suddenly jumps out from behind the bar)
Cristi: HI GUYS!!!
All: !!
[Cristi is one of my very good friends from church and school, but she can be on the....bubbly, hyper side]
Cristi: OMG what happened to Ania, is she dead!?!
Me: No, she's just....sleeping
Cristi: Oh, well....hey doyawannatalkaboutstars?!
Timoty: That was random....
Wesley: What? I only got one word outta that
Me: Um, maybe we can talk about stars later, Cristi
Cristi: NoIthinkyouwannatalkaboutstars....let's seee...
Wesley: Well, if you know so much, how bout you tell us where Jimbo is?
Cristi: Jimbo? IdunnoaJimbowhotheheckishedoeshewannatalkaboutstars?
Me: um, no, I don't think so...
Cristi: WellphooeythenIdontcareabouthimbesidesifIdunnowhoheisthenhesprobnotinthistow n...I know everything
Boberto: Damn, you musta paid real good money for those drugs of yours
Cristi: DRUGS!? ImnotonanydrugsIonlydrinkcaffeine!! CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!
All: It all makes sense now....
BabyBlue: Caffeine IS a drug
[Thanks sis for that enlightening information]
BabyBlue: You're welcome ^_^
Cristi: Well, anyways thisguynamedBinchenzomighthelpyaheknowsalotboutstarsbutmostlyboutthisonestar calledtheMo-onThatNeverSetsandifyouwannatalkaboutthatthengotalktohim
Wesley: I'm not quite sure what she said but I heard Binchenzo and something bout a moon...?
Timoty: How would an astronomer be able to help us find Jimbo?
Cristi: WellIdunnobutIjustwantedtotellyaguysthat....so doyawannatalkboutstars HUH?!? HUH?!? DOYADOYADOYA?!?!?!?
Boberto: Where does Binchenzo live?
Cristi: Huh? O, next door.
Timoty: Let's go *all bolt toward the door*
Cristi: HEY!! You'reforgettingsomeone *points to Ania, still out cold*
Me: Oh....Wesley, go carry her.
Wesley: *whining* Why?!
Me, Timoty, and Boberto: Becuz you guys are in LO~OVE!!!! *Laughter*
Wesley: Grr....fine *flings Ania over his shoulder and we bolt*
Cristi: HEYYOUDIDNTTALKTOMEABOUTSTARS!!!! *pouts*
~ ~ ~
(We walk next door [with Ania being the exception] )
Boberto: How long you gunna keep her like that?
[Just a little while longer]
Timoty: Yeah, she's doing us a favor so shut up.
Me: Well, let's see if this Binchenzo is here or not....*knock knock* BINCHENZO?! YOU THERE!?
Binchenzo: Yes, I am...what do you want?!
All: Vicente?
Binchenzo: No. I was Vicente in Serdio. Now, in Tiberoa, I'm Binchenzo...but wait, Boberto why aren't you in Bale?
Boberto: Personal business I have to tend to. Plus I left YOU in charge of the country!
Binchenzo: Oh. Oops.
Timoty: So, wait who is running the country of Serdio?!
Boberto: Ah, who cares? It's not like it's real.
All: True, true.
Me: Whatever works. So, can we come in now?
Binchenzo: Oh, yes of course. But, why is she *points to Ania* like that?
Wesley: Apparently, she isn't the heavy drinker she thinks she is.
Binchenzo: Oh. Whatever.
(We walk into Binchenzo's small, one-room house and Wesley props Ania up against a corner [I'll wake her up...eventually...I promise] )
Boberto: Seems like you got demoted Binchenzo
Binchenzo: You want my help?
Boberto: Yes.
Binchenzo: Then don't insult my living quarters. Besides, I got a good job at the Twin Castles as a tutor to Princess Alona. And, as a second job I'm an astronomer specializing in the Moon That Never Sets *indicates the big telescope in the middle of the room*
All: ::wow::
Me: Yeah, actually that's why we're here...we wanna learn about the Moon That Never Sets
Wesley: I thought we were here to ask him bout the whereabouts of Jimbo
Me: What have I told you about asking questions?
Binchenzo: Well, I can't help ya with you're quest for Jimbo but I can tell ya bout the Moon That Never Sets. It's quite interesting actually
All: {Oh great, another history lesson}
*VIDEO TIME!*
Binchenzo: In astronomy, a moon that never sets cannot exist
Wesley: Cannot exist?!
Binchenzo: Yes, Wesley....anyways, When the Winglies enslaved the world, many of thousands of years ago, the Winglies banished the gods to the Moon That Never Sets. The gods promised a saviour named the Moon Child -- "Count 108 years when the Moon That Never Sets glows red, the Moon Child shall descend to fill the world with holy bliss" But instead of a blessing, we received a cursed named.....Black Monster
[Don't quote me on that, I do not remember what Fester says in the video. If YOU know what Fester says in that video, then please tell me and I will rewrite and repost this and I will love you forever ^_^]
Wesley: *growls* The Black Monster!
Binchenzo: Would you stop repeating me?!? I think they heard me the first time!!!
Wesley: Geez, touchy touchy
*Clock chimes*
Binchenzo: *sigh* Well, I have to go to the Castle. If you want to look at the Moon That Never Sets, then look through the telescope. Hasta luego
All: Que?
Binchenzo: Stupid white people *leaves*
Wesley: Now what? That really didn't tell us anything.
Me: Well, it didn't tell us any information that we need in the immediate future
All: ....
Me: Ignore me
Boberto: Let's get outta here
Timoty: But not before we --
All: TRASH THE PLACE!!!!
*All trash Binchenzo's house*
Wesley: Alright, let's bail *flings Ania over his shoulder again*
[And nobody is bothered by the fact that Ania is still passed out]
(Once we all walked outside, we realized it was dark. We didn't wanna cough up 20 Gs to spend the night at the hotel, so we tried to exit the city of Fletz)
Officer: *whistle blows* Stop!
All: Oh shit...*hands up*
Wesley: I swear I didn't take ANYTHING from the jewelry shop!
Me: Yeah, and I really AM at the legal drinking age!
Officer: *raised eyebrow* All I wanted to tell you is that you can't leave the city...we've been having problems with gangs lately...but you two wanna repeat that information?
Me and Wesley: No.
Boberto: Gangs? Oh, we got alotta those back home
Timoty: Yeah, we can take care of ourselveves....we're not wearing any idenifying bandanas or anything
Officer: I still can't let you leave. By order of King Zior.
Boberto: It's all bling bling -- I'm a king too.
Officer: .....
Boberto: Seriously!
Officer: You kno what? If you four....*notices Ania* excuse me, five, get a room in the city in the next five minutes, then I won't arrest you....and remember, I can run REALLY fast.
All: FINE! *Turns back to the city*
(So we desperately look for somewhere to stay for the night, under the watchful eye of the Officer. We come across a house with a sign on the door that reads "Our Love Nest")
Me: *sarcasticly* Oooh, wonder what that implies...
Boberto: *presses ear against the door* Um....I don't think we wanna know...let's go find somewhere else to stay.
(We search the entire town, walking in house after house, while the tenants just ignore us)
Me: This is what I love about video games -- you can walk into anyone's house you like, and they won't shoot you!
Tenant: WTF are you kids doing on my property?!? *Gun shot*
Me: *dies*
Boberto: Now what? The only females we have in our group are either passed out from alcohol poisoning, or dead.
Timoty: I'm straight I tell you!! And I intend to stay that way!
Wesley: ?? I'm confused...
[Would you calm yourself? I'm the author, I have special FanFiction powers]
Me: *revives myself* Dammit, now I know how Lloyd feels in every Striker fic.
All: Who?
Me: I didn't say a thing. {Damn this mouth of mine} Let's go before I get shot again.
(Finally, we cautiously walk into a house with a lovely garden in the yard.)
Me: Okay, whoever has a vegetable garden in their yard is not a likely candidate to randomly shoot 16-year-old girls, right?
Timoty: Geez, you're starting to get more paranoid than Boberto
Boberto: I am not paranoid....I'm just cautious....
Timoty: Suure
Wesley: Excuse me? Anyone home?
(Enter my sister AGAIN, whose *real* name is Lauren. She wanted to be Nello, so there)
Lauren: What?
Wesley: ummm....can we stay the night.
Lauren: Well, you're already in my house and that girl on your shoulder looks like she's already fast asleep --
Me: Yeah...that's it....
Lauren: Wait a minute -- ANIA?!?! That foul demon wench is NOT going to stay in my house!!
Timoty: Geez, you're sister's mean
Me: Not to everyone -- just to Ania. And she's feeding me lines here, this is NOT my own personal opinion of Ania
All: Riiiiight
Me: Whatever
Wesley: Please, just let her stay...if we don't have a place to stay, then we'll be arrested!
Officer: *death glare to me and Wesley* Damn skippy
Me: Yeah, sis and you don't want your ::favorite:: sister to be arrested, do you?
Lauren: You're my only sister
Me: Same thing...pleeeezz sissy *puppy dog eyes*
Lauren: Well....as long as she's like that, then she can't destroy anything. Alright you can stay -- but only if you promise to NOT wake her up till you all leave. And she stays in the closet
All: Deal.
[God, we're mean, aren't we? Aren't you glad you're not MY friend? Hehehe]
Me: So what exactly are you doing here in Fletz?
Lauren: Well, I'm working on the revegetation of the earth project here! And I'm in charge of it -- aren't ya proud of me?
Me: Yes, Lauren. Very much
Boberto: That actually sounds interesting....what does revegetation of the earth imply?
Lauren: Well, what are goal is to restore greenery to Tiberoa, and hopefully the rest of the continent! Hopefully, within a few years we can make someplace as dead as the Barrens be as green and lucious as Donau! Bringing back vegetation to the earth has many benefits, such as cleaner air, more food for the native fauna, and plus it just looks pretty ^_^
Me: Wouldn't that upset the already established ecosystem of the Barrens?
Lauren: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY POSITION?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! THIS PLAN WORKS, DAMMIT! AND IF THE FRIGGIN MORONS DIDN'T DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SITE THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!!! QUESTION ME AGAIN AND YOU'LL BE THROWN OUT ONTO THE STREETS!!!! *Bangs fist in her hand*
Me: Nevermind, Lauren. Revegetation is the greatest plan in the world.
Lauren: I thought you might say that *sweetly* Okay, so who wants dinner?
All: *blink blink* Wow.
Boberto: That was TOTALLY unexpected.
Me: Just take the food, dammit
Wesley: Okay, you've convinced me -- you two are DEFINITELY related.
Lauren: Ok, umm...I'm going to sleep now. If you guys want food, it's in the refrigerator --
All: They have refrigerators?!
Lauren: I...guess....anyway good night and you guys can sleep wherever you can find a place...cept Ania *grabs her by the hair and throws her into the closet*
All: _-
Wesley: She can't feel anything, right?
Me: I'm feeling merciful, so no she can't feel a thing.
(And we sleeps)
All: zzzzzzzzzz.....
(Night turns into day.....and we leave ummm....leave the city for our little *cough* quest. Yeah, that's it)
Wesley: I am NOT carrying her *refers to Ania, while taking her out of the closet* all the way to the next town!
Lauren: You can wake her now.
Ania: *wakes up* ??? What happened? All I remember was I was in a bar, and now I'm not....
Wesley: You don't want to know.
Second Author's Note: That was a really long chapter for us not doing anything.