A/N: Okay, so here's the story. SiriusLoverForLife totally wrote me a Jack/Elizabeth (PotC) story, entitled Rose, so, in return, I am now writing her some "good" Sirius-ly! chapters. This is very hard for me, if you must know. I like torturing her in this. Bear with me; the horror will be over soon.
Chapter 21: Sirius Black and the Horribly Long Title That Has Absolutely No Relevance to Anything
"Hey, Remus," Sirius said to his best friend. "Wanna be the best man at my wedding?"
"What wedding?" Remus questioned. "You're not drunk, are you?"
"No!" Sirius replied indignantly. "Well...not much. But I'm marrying Laura; we got engaged yesterday."
"Laura?" Remus asked in surprise. "That creepy stalker-chick?"
"Yes," Sirius sighed, "but I seem to have fallen in love with her somehow. The wedding's today; Ellen's making brownies."
"I like brownies," Remus stated. "I'm in."
"Awesome!" Sirius replied happily. "Now, I just need to find a cheap tuxedo..."