Chapter 23: Sirius Black and Laura's "Honeymoon"
"Sirius!" Laura screamed, pulling the car out of the parking-lot. "When I said we needed to get some money, I didn't mean you should rob a bank!"
"But it was fun, right?" Sirius asked loudly over the police-car sirens. "And, as long as we don't get caught and thrown in jail for life, we can buy a small house with this!"
"That's true," Laura began. "But really, darling, that was quite irresponsible. And Ellen's gonna be really mad that we didn't bring her on our crime spree..."
"Too bad for her," Sirius cackled. "We're rich! Or...not poor, at least."
"I love you," Laura said adoringly.
"I love you, too," Sirius grinned. Alas, their car exploded at precisely that moment, killing them both.
Just kidding.
They lived happily, and defiantly, ever after. The end. (Or is it?)