Author's Note: Wrongess coming forth, especially if you know me personally.
Good lord, when will it end?
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD and I probably never will
Chapter 21: Drinks All Around!
Sammi: Yay! Fueno!
[And the peasants rejoice]
Me and Wesley: Yay.
Sammi: Thank you for helping me and Mommy here! *Lowing her voice* But, are you guys like, going out? Cuz ya know, you two were alone in the cave...overnight...
Me: What is our society coming too? Sammi! You're not supposed to know these things until you're ten!
Sammi: Talk to my sister about that...
Wesley: Don't worry Sammi....we're not going out
Me: Yeah, cuz he's already got a girl~friend back on the Queen Fury *giggles* And she's probably worried to DEATH about you!
Wesley: More like she'll kill me once we find them again
Sammi: Okay then, bye!! *Skips off to the clinic with her mom*
(We wander Fueno, looking for signs that the Queen Fury had arrived. What do ya know? We find the actual Queen Fury!)
Ricky: *on the dock, talking to a sailor* It was...truly tragic....but, they died as heroes *wipes away tears*
Sailor: Uh, Ricky *points to me and Wesley*
Ricky: OMG! You're alive!
Wesley: Of course!
Me: You think a little dive into the ocean would kill us? HAH! Please...
Ricky: Well, I think your posse went into town just now! Go find them! I don't wanna talk to you...
Me: That hurts, Ricky.
(So it's back to wandering Fueno. Until we bump into a rude, immodestly- dressed youngster)
Nikole: Don't you have eyes?! Stupid piece of --
Wesley: Nikole!
Nikole: OMG! Tina! Wesley! *Tackles the both of us*
Me and Wesley: Can't...breathe...
Nikole: Sorry. We were so worried bout you!
Me: Aww, that's so nice, you guys were worried about us!
Nikole: Well, actually we were worried cuz you said that if you die none of us go home.
Me and Wesley: *sarcastic* So glad you care...
Nikole: Haha, just kidding! We were seriously worried....oh! Everybody else is waiting for you in the hotel! C'mon, follow me!
(We followed her, but when we got to the hotel, it was completely empty. Then the screen goes black and....)
Nikole: Surprise!
Boberto, Timoty, Leroy: TINA!! WE'RE SAVED!!! *Glomp*
Wesley: Nice to see you guys too
Boberto: Oh shut up, you got Ania mourning over you.
Leroy: Ania said nothing since you leave
Timoty: Actually, Wesley, you should fall into the ocean more often
Boberto: *smack*
Timoty: What the hell was that for?!
Boberto: You woulda got slapped for that
Nikole: Wesley, go and see her! She's in the back room upstairs.
Wesley: O...k...but if I come back down in pieces, it's all YOUR fault *goes upstairs*
(There are only two rooms upstairs...Wesley, I know this will be hard for you but, do you think you can find Ania all by yourself?)
Wesley: YES!! Damn, I wish everbody would stop condescending me...*opens the first door*
Couple Inside: GAAH!! Shut the door!!!
Wesley: *quickly shuts the door and makes a funny face* I didn't know people could bend like that...
[When Nikole said the BACK room she meant the one in the BACK!!]
Wesley: Oh god, it's YOU again
[You missed me, I know...]
Wesley: Whatever....ah, here we go *opens the second door*
(When he enters the room, Wesley finds Ania kneeling by the bed with her head in her hands)
Ania: *whispers* How much longer do I hafta sit like this? My knees are starting to become raw...
[Just a little while longer....okaaaaay, now]
Ania: *jumps up* Wesley! You're not dead!
Wesley: No, I thought you would like to do the honors
Ania: *fake laugh* Oh, don't be silly.... so, um, yeah....
[This is where you hug him]
Wesley and Ania: BUT WHY?!?!
[Okay, you guys are just gunna have to accept the fact that you two are in love, it'll make my job a helluva lot easier]
Ania: FINE! *Hugs Wesley* Happy?!
[No]
Ania: Grrr...*hugs Wesley and stays attached to him*
(From outside the bedroom door...)
Boberto: Nikole! What are you doing?
Nikole: Well, I WAS trying to get a peek at that kinky couple down the hall....but I guess they ducked under the covers. This however...
Timoty: What, more soft-core porn? *Looks through the door crack* Ew, god no....
Boberto: Wesley's actually gettin' some?! I gotta see this....dammit, Timoty! There's just hugging...
Timoty: Why would you wanna witness the two of THEM?!
Me: You three are sick...besides, if you wanna see some action, just wait till we get back home and you can watch Swaim and his girl make out all day long
Boberto: Oh Niiikole...how would you like to make a little wager?
Nikole: I think you're only allowed to have one bet at a time *presses her ear to the door* Ooh! It got all quiet! They might be doing something....
Boberto: But Ania's a screamer....*cough* so I've heard
All: *shudders*
Timoty: But seriously, the two of THEM?! That's just WRONG....and what Boberto just said comes really close
(And then the door opens and the three pepping-Toms fall to the floor)
Wesley: We heard the whoooole thing
Ania: *smacks Boberto*
Boberto: I'm not your punching bag, HE is! *Points to Timoty*
Me: Sick sick bastards
~ ~ ~
(Back downstairs...)
Nikole: That's it?? You didn't fend off any sharks or almost get eaten by giant squids, you just washed up on shore?!
Me and Wesley: Yup.
Nikole: Booooooring
Timoty: So, you two were alone in that cave in Lidieria all night, huh? Well, Wesley if I must say...good choice *takes a sip from his drink*
Ania: *smacks Timoty*
Timoty: Hey! Watch the drink!
Boberto: What's that now, three times? I think I'm winning this bet, Wesley
Wesley: No, only twice -- that one time was you smacking Timoty, not Ania.
Boberto: But I'm still winning.
Wesley: Are you now?
Me: Anyway....Timmy, do you REALLY think I would let Wesley touch me?
Timoty: I see your point...and don't call me Timmy
Me: Whatever Timmy...besides, Ania -- he was thinking of you the ENTIRE time....wasn't he happy to see ya, eh? *Wink wink nudge nudge*
Wesley: I was? Actually...
Me: Shut up, I'm trying to help ya out here.
Timoty: *aside to Boberto* Ya know, something's different about Tina...
Boberto: You're telling me
Me: *throws up my glass* Drinks all around! *Chugs a pint*
Leroy: Tina....put DOWN the alcohol...
Boberto and Timoty: *evil smile* We'll take care of her
Me: Aww, aren't you nice boys? Ya know, Timmy, purple really is your color...
Timoty: Thank you...not...
Me: What a nice cape you got there, Boberto! Say, where are we goin'?
Wesley, Ania, Leroy, Nikole: Oh my....
~ ~ ~
(As we leave the hotel...)
Me: Shhhhhh....not so loud...
Wesley: But, I didn't say anything
Me: SHHHHH!!!!
Drunk man: Oh woe is me!
Me: Really, you should stay away from that...nasty stuff
Drunk man: But I have no choice! The Dragon drove me to drink!
All: Dragon?
Drunk man: YES! The Dragon in Prison Island! Six months ago, it destroyed my house! And my boat! And my life! Oh woe is me *sobs*
Boberto: Six months ago...same time that Stacy first started impersonating Andrea
Timoty: Brillant deduction, Sherlock!
Leroy: Was that sarcasm or not? Me confused...
Me: My son, renounce the evil sauce, and go away with God! *Takes a swig from his bottle*
Wesley: Thank you, Saint Tina
~ ~ ~
(We had to go back to Lidieria since the path to Prison Island was flooded. The mayor was still playing cards with some random townspeople and, even though all Boberto wanted to do was get his "gamblingbling" on, we politely asked the mayor to ebb the tide. Yeah, that's what I'm gunna call it...polite...)
Wesley: Danger's my middle name
Me: No it's not! It's.....what IS your middle name anyway?
Wesley: None of your business
Me: Oh, I get it...it's gotta be some queer name like Herman or London, right?
Wesley: Shut. Up.
(But the mayor did it anyway, so we go to Prison Island. Nothing exciting happens in the Undersea Cave on the way to the Island, unless you count fighting random sea creatures [except for that fire-based sea horse] exciting. When we reach the Prison Island, we found an interesting scenario playing before our eyes....)
Timoty: *whispering* Where's the Dragon?
Boberto: Shut up! I wanna hear this....
Stacy: Here's the Moon Dagger you wanted, but I didn't kill those Humans like you told me to. Why are you bothering with them anyway?
Jimbo: It's none of your business...it's never anybody's business...
Stacy: Well, no matter *slips her arms around his neck* I just want my hot prize from you...
Wesley: Jimbo!
Stacy: ExCUSE me, but we're a little BUSY here
Jimbo: *mouths* No we're not
Me: He's your "love"? Silly silly girl...
Stacy: Oh no, I am not the silly one...that would be you, missy
Leroy: CAT FIGHT! MEOW, HISS!
All: ....
Jimbo: *wiggles out of Stacy's grip* Well well, I'm so glad you all are here, no doubt to try and get back the Moon Dagger. Oh! King Boberto! I wasn't expecting you....are you frustrated over me taking your Moon Gem, or does it concern Melvin more?
Wesley: Don't you say his name!
Jimbo: Wesley Wesley Wesley... you must hate me... I mean, I ordered the attack on Seles, I ordered Ania's capture, I stole the life of your friend Melvin, AND I stole your girlfriend away from you.
Me: *blushes*
Ania: You slut
Nikole: DAMN he's mean....why can't you Catholics just stick to reading the Bible?!
Jimbo: I'm heading to the country of Mille Seseau -- come join me if you can survive *disappears in a flash of white light*
Stacy: Hold it, guys. That's very nice of him to offer you an invitation, but I'm afraid you'll hafta decline it
Me: Really now?
Stacy: Yes! *Transforms into the Blue-Sea Dragoon* Now try and beat me -- not only am I a Wingly, I'm also a Dragoon!
All: We know. We have eyes
Stacy: Regole! Let's go!
*Screen dissolves, battle begins*
(Oh joy, we get to fight her again. It's basically the same as in the Twin Castle, except now she has Dragoon magic and she's wearing more clothes. But her attacks are cool to watch, I might add. Regole really doesn't attack you until after you defeat Stacy, but like Ferybrand, he isn't as menacing as they make him out to be. His only really damaging attack is where he creates a tidal wave; other than that he can really only wack you and attack you with his EVIL BUBBLE GLARE!!!)
*Cricket chirps*
Me: *eye twitch* Damn the crickets!! *Chops it in half with my sword*
Wesley: That really wasn't necessary....really, it wasn't.....
(Okay, okay, you kill Regole and Stacy yells "How dare you!" and flys down from her perch just so Wesley can do his great end-of-the-battle-move)
Stacy: Jimbo....*prepares her Xena-disc-thingys* my life....is for you....*throws them as she falls to the ground and dies*
(Stacy's final attack is sent straight towards Wesley)
[*ahem* Ania]
Ania: What?
[This is your cue!]
Wesley: *standing, watching the discs come his way* Should I do something?
Ania: *sigh* DUCK YOU DUMBASS!
Wesley: *ducks*
Disc thingys: *crash into the cave wall*
Wesley: Okay, wasn't someone supposed to shield me?!
Ania: *nervous laughter*
Me: Oh look, Stacy's Dragoon Spirit is leaving her body....and stopping in front of Nikole...
Nikole: Ooooooooh...preeeetty....*DS shines bright blue* YAY!! I'm a Dragoon!! *Jumps up and down, Meru-style*
*Acquired Dragoon Spirit of the Blue-Sea Dragon*
Me: "When Dragoons come and go, time does slow" no, I said that after we killed Mitch the Bitch...damn, I can't think of a random quote.
Nikole: *still jumping up and down, Meru-style*
Wesley: Then please, do us a favor and don't say a random quote.
Me: Okay, I'll just think to myself *looks very serious* {This is too much of a coincidence...what does fate have in store for us Dragoons?}
All: Riiiiiight
Nikole: *STILL jumping up and down, Meru-style*
Timoty: NIKOLE!!! STOP!
Nikole: *stops jumping* What?
Wesley: We're going back to Fletz to tell King Leif that we couldn't get his Moon Dagger back
Nikole: Ummm....okay *leaves the cave, jumping up and down*
All: -_-;
Timoty: Somebody hit her!
Ania: *smacks Timoty*
Timoty: Not ME, HER!!
Boberto: HAH! THAT was three times, Wesley my man
Wesley: No comment from you
Me: Drinks all around!
Leroy: Me only sane one....
A/N: To all the Hermans and Londons: Sorry that I called your name "queer" (unless, of course, you really are like that, then no apologizies)
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD and I probably never will
Chapter 21: Drinks All Around!
Sammi: Yay! Fueno!
[And the peasants rejoice]
Me and Wesley: Yay.
Sammi: Thank you for helping me and Mommy here! *Lowing her voice* But, are you guys like, going out? Cuz ya know, you two were alone in the cave...overnight...
Me: What is our society coming too? Sammi! You're not supposed to know these things until you're ten!
Sammi: Talk to my sister about that...
Wesley: Don't worry Sammi....we're not going out
Me: Yeah, cuz he's already got a girl~friend back on the Queen Fury *giggles* And she's probably worried to DEATH about you!
Wesley: More like she'll kill me once we find them again
Sammi: Okay then, bye!! *Skips off to the clinic with her mom*
(We wander Fueno, looking for signs that the Queen Fury had arrived. What do ya know? We find the actual Queen Fury!)
Ricky: *on the dock, talking to a sailor* It was...truly tragic....but, they died as heroes *wipes away tears*
Sailor: Uh, Ricky *points to me and Wesley*
Ricky: OMG! You're alive!
Wesley: Of course!
Me: You think a little dive into the ocean would kill us? HAH! Please...
Ricky: Well, I think your posse went into town just now! Go find them! I don't wanna talk to you...
Me: That hurts, Ricky.
(So it's back to wandering Fueno. Until we bump into a rude, immodestly- dressed youngster)
Nikole: Don't you have eyes?! Stupid piece of --
Wesley: Nikole!
Nikole: OMG! Tina! Wesley! *Tackles the both of us*
Me and Wesley: Can't...breathe...
Nikole: Sorry. We were so worried bout you!
Me: Aww, that's so nice, you guys were worried about us!
Nikole: Well, actually we were worried cuz you said that if you die none of us go home.
Me and Wesley: *sarcastic* So glad you care...
Nikole: Haha, just kidding! We were seriously worried....oh! Everybody else is waiting for you in the hotel! C'mon, follow me!
(We followed her, but when we got to the hotel, it was completely empty. Then the screen goes black and....)
Nikole: Surprise!
Boberto, Timoty, Leroy: TINA!! WE'RE SAVED!!! *Glomp*
Wesley: Nice to see you guys too
Boberto: Oh shut up, you got Ania mourning over you.
Leroy: Ania said nothing since you leave
Timoty: Actually, Wesley, you should fall into the ocean more often
Boberto: *smack*
Timoty: What the hell was that for?!
Boberto: You woulda got slapped for that
Nikole: Wesley, go and see her! She's in the back room upstairs.
Wesley: O...k...but if I come back down in pieces, it's all YOUR fault *goes upstairs*
(There are only two rooms upstairs...Wesley, I know this will be hard for you but, do you think you can find Ania all by yourself?)
Wesley: YES!! Damn, I wish everbody would stop condescending me...*opens the first door*
Couple Inside: GAAH!! Shut the door!!!
Wesley: *quickly shuts the door and makes a funny face* I didn't know people could bend like that...
[When Nikole said the BACK room she meant the one in the BACK!!]
Wesley: Oh god, it's YOU again
[You missed me, I know...]
Wesley: Whatever....ah, here we go *opens the second door*
(When he enters the room, Wesley finds Ania kneeling by the bed with her head in her hands)
Ania: *whispers* How much longer do I hafta sit like this? My knees are starting to become raw...
[Just a little while longer....okaaaaay, now]
Ania: *jumps up* Wesley! You're not dead!
Wesley: No, I thought you would like to do the honors
Ania: *fake laugh* Oh, don't be silly.... so, um, yeah....
[This is where you hug him]
Wesley and Ania: BUT WHY?!?!
[Okay, you guys are just gunna have to accept the fact that you two are in love, it'll make my job a helluva lot easier]
Ania: FINE! *Hugs Wesley* Happy?!
[No]
Ania: Grrr...*hugs Wesley and stays attached to him*
(From outside the bedroom door...)
Boberto: Nikole! What are you doing?
Nikole: Well, I WAS trying to get a peek at that kinky couple down the hall....but I guess they ducked under the covers. This however...
Timoty: What, more soft-core porn? *Looks through the door crack* Ew, god no....
Boberto: Wesley's actually gettin' some?! I gotta see this....dammit, Timoty! There's just hugging...
Timoty: Why would you wanna witness the two of THEM?!
Me: You three are sick...besides, if you wanna see some action, just wait till we get back home and you can watch Swaim and his girl make out all day long
Boberto: Oh Niiikole...how would you like to make a little wager?
Nikole: I think you're only allowed to have one bet at a time *presses her ear to the door* Ooh! It got all quiet! They might be doing something....
Boberto: But Ania's a screamer....*cough* so I've heard
All: *shudders*
Timoty: But seriously, the two of THEM?! That's just WRONG....and what Boberto just said comes really close
(And then the door opens and the three pepping-Toms fall to the floor)
Wesley: We heard the whoooole thing
Ania: *smacks Boberto*
Boberto: I'm not your punching bag, HE is! *Points to Timoty*
Me: Sick sick bastards
~ ~ ~
(Back downstairs...)
Nikole: That's it?? You didn't fend off any sharks or almost get eaten by giant squids, you just washed up on shore?!
Me and Wesley: Yup.
Nikole: Booooooring
Timoty: So, you two were alone in that cave in Lidieria all night, huh? Well, Wesley if I must say...good choice *takes a sip from his drink*
Ania: *smacks Timoty*
Timoty: Hey! Watch the drink!
Boberto: What's that now, three times? I think I'm winning this bet, Wesley
Wesley: No, only twice -- that one time was you smacking Timoty, not Ania.
Boberto: But I'm still winning.
Wesley: Are you now?
Me: Anyway....Timmy, do you REALLY think I would let Wesley touch me?
Timoty: I see your point...and don't call me Timmy
Me: Whatever Timmy...besides, Ania -- he was thinking of you the ENTIRE time....wasn't he happy to see ya, eh? *Wink wink nudge nudge*
Wesley: I was? Actually...
Me: Shut up, I'm trying to help ya out here.
Timoty: *aside to Boberto* Ya know, something's different about Tina...
Boberto: You're telling me
Me: *throws up my glass* Drinks all around! *Chugs a pint*
Leroy: Tina....put DOWN the alcohol...
Boberto and Timoty: *evil smile* We'll take care of her
Me: Aww, aren't you nice boys? Ya know, Timmy, purple really is your color...
Timoty: Thank you...not...
Me: What a nice cape you got there, Boberto! Say, where are we goin'?
Wesley, Ania, Leroy, Nikole: Oh my....
~ ~ ~
(As we leave the hotel...)
Me: Shhhhhh....not so loud...
Wesley: But, I didn't say anything
Me: SHHHHH!!!!
Drunk man: Oh woe is me!
Me: Really, you should stay away from that...nasty stuff
Drunk man: But I have no choice! The Dragon drove me to drink!
All: Dragon?
Drunk man: YES! The Dragon in Prison Island! Six months ago, it destroyed my house! And my boat! And my life! Oh woe is me *sobs*
Boberto: Six months ago...same time that Stacy first started impersonating Andrea
Timoty: Brillant deduction, Sherlock!
Leroy: Was that sarcasm or not? Me confused...
Me: My son, renounce the evil sauce, and go away with God! *Takes a swig from his bottle*
Wesley: Thank you, Saint Tina
~ ~ ~
(We had to go back to Lidieria since the path to Prison Island was flooded. The mayor was still playing cards with some random townspeople and, even though all Boberto wanted to do was get his "gamblingbling" on, we politely asked the mayor to ebb the tide. Yeah, that's what I'm gunna call it...polite...)
Wesley: Danger's my middle name
Me: No it's not! It's.....what IS your middle name anyway?
Wesley: None of your business
Me: Oh, I get it...it's gotta be some queer name like Herman or London, right?
Wesley: Shut. Up.
(But the mayor did it anyway, so we go to Prison Island. Nothing exciting happens in the Undersea Cave on the way to the Island, unless you count fighting random sea creatures [except for that fire-based sea horse] exciting. When we reach the Prison Island, we found an interesting scenario playing before our eyes....)
Timoty: *whispering* Where's the Dragon?
Boberto: Shut up! I wanna hear this....
Stacy: Here's the Moon Dagger you wanted, but I didn't kill those Humans like you told me to. Why are you bothering with them anyway?
Jimbo: It's none of your business...it's never anybody's business...
Stacy: Well, no matter *slips her arms around his neck* I just want my hot prize from you...
Wesley: Jimbo!
Stacy: ExCUSE me, but we're a little BUSY here
Jimbo: *mouths* No we're not
Me: He's your "love"? Silly silly girl...
Stacy: Oh no, I am not the silly one...that would be you, missy
Leroy: CAT FIGHT! MEOW, HISS!
All: ....
Jimbo: *wiggles out of Stacy's grip* Well well, I'm so glad you all are here, no doubt to try and get back the Moon Dagger. Oh! King Boberto! I wasn't expecting you....are you frustrated over me taking your Moon Gem, or does it concern Melvin more?
Wesley: Don't you say his name!
Jimbo: Wesley Wesley Wesley... you must hate me... I mean, I ordered the attack on Seles, I ordered Ania's capture, I stole the life of your friend Melvin, AND I stole your girlfriend away from you.
Me: *blushes*
Ania: You slut
Nikole: DAMN he's mean....why can't you Catholics just stick to reading the Bible?!
Jimbo: I'm heading to the country of Mille Seseau -- come join me if you can survive *disappears in a flash of white light*
Stacy: Hold it, guys. That's very nice of him to offer you an invitation, but I'm afraid you'll hafta decline it
Me: Really now?
Stacy: Yes! *Transforms into the Blue-Sea Dragoon* Now try and beat me -- not only am I a Wingly, I'm also a Dragoon!
All: We know. We have eyes
Stacy: Regole! Let's go!
*Screen dissolves, battle begins*
(Oh joy, we get to fight her again. It's basically the same as in the Twin Castle, except now she has Dragoon magic and she's wearing more clothes. But her attacks are cool to watch, I might add. Regole really doesn't attack you until after you defeat Stacy, but like Ferybrand, he isn't as menacing as they make him out to be. His only really damaging attack is where he creates a tidal wave; other than that he can really only wack you and attack you with his EVIL BUBBLE GLARE!!!)
*Cricket chirps*
Me: *eye twitch* Damn the crickets!! *Chops it in half with my sword*
Wesley: That really wasn't necessary....really, it wasn't.....
(Okay, okay, you kill Regole and Stacy yells "How dare you!" and flys down from her perch just so Wesley can do his great end-of-the-battle-move)
Stacy: Jimbo....*prepares her Xena-disc-thingys* my life....is for you....*throws them as she falls to the ground and dies*
(Stacy's final attack is sent straight towards Wesley)
[*ahem* Ania]
Ania: What?
[This is your cue!]
Wesley: *standing, watching the discs come his way* Should I do something?
Ania: *sigh* DUCK YOU DUMBASS!
Wesley: *ducks*
Disc thingys: *crash into the cave wall*
Wesley: Okay, wasn't someone supposed to shield me?!
Ania: *nervous laughter*
Me: Oh look, Stacy's Dragoon Spirit is leaving her body....and stopping in front of Nikole...
Nikole: Ooooooooh...preeeetty....*DS shines bright blue* YAY!! I'm a Dragoon!! *Jumps up and down, Meru-style*
*Acquired Dragoon Spirit of the Blue-Sea Dragon*
Me: "When Dragoons come and go, time does slow" no, I said that after we killed Mitch the Bitch...damn, I can't think of a random quote.
Nikole: *still jumping up and down, Meru-style*
Wesley: Then please, do us a favor and don't say a random quote.
Me: Okay, I'll just think to myself *looks very serious* {This is too much of a coincidence...what does fate have in store for us Dragoons?}
All: Riiiiiight
Nikole: *STILL jumping up and down, Meru-style*
Timoty: NIKOLE!!! STOP!
Nikole: *stops jumping* What?
Wesley: We're going back to Fletz to tell King Leif that we couldn't get his Moon Dagger back
Nikole: Ummm....okay *leaves the cave, jumping up and down*
All: -_-;
Timoty: Somebody hit her!
Ania: *smacks Timoty*
Timoty: Not ME, HER!!
Boberto: HAH! THAT was three times, Wesley my man
Wesley: No comment from you
Me: Drinks all around!
Leroy: Me only sane one....
A/N: To all the Hermans and Londons: Sorry that I called your name "queer" (unless, of course, you really are like that, then no apologizies)