Author's Note: Jimmy, this is my revenge against you!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD y'all should know that by now...
Chapter 31: DISK FOUR The Ambigiously Gay Wingly
Please insert disk four.....please wait......
(So now we're walking across a vast desert, hanging our heads and dragging our feet. I fell behind, staring up at the Moon That Never Sets. So begins)
MOON AND FATE
Timoty: So what just happened was....::points to Wesley:: Your girlfriend is going to destroy the world because your ex-girlfriend ::points to me:: failed to kill her eighteen years ago.
Nikole: Now, Ania's been captured by your ::back to Wesley:: father, who is also Tina's ex-boyfriend.
Lorena: Did anyone else find that last sentence just a little disturbing? Cuz, I did.
Boberto: Damn, we should rename this fic "Attack of Tina's Ex-Boyfriends"
Timoty: You have horrible taste in men, Tina
Leroy and Wesley: Hey. She has EXCELLENT taste in men.
Me: Oy, no I don't.
(Our travels have now brought us to the Death Frontier. As the name implies, it is hot, dry, sandy, and full of monsters. There are also some very annoying holes to fall into. But, like with every desert, there are oases where we could find water and shade)
Leroy: Here, rest. No monsters.
Nikole: ::whining:: Are we there yet?!
Me: No.
Nikole: ::still whining:: How much farther?!
Timoty: ::in between sips of water:: Stop it with that tone! You're making my ears bleed!
Me: We still are a long way off....god, you guys shouldn't even be here! The Moon Child is my problem
Wesley: Her name is Ania
Lorena: Of course it's our f-cking problem! You MADE it our f-cking problem!
Me: You have no idea what you guys are getting yourselves into! This is dealing with gods and the end of the world! This is not as easy as pursuing one Wingly.
Lorena: You call chasing Jimbo around the whole f-cking continent EASY?!
Me: Compared to what's coming, yes! You guys shouldn't be doing this!
Lorena: ::slaps me across the face::
All: 00
Me: ::death glare::
Lorena: Stubborn idiot
Me: ::throws down sword:: That's it, it's on bitch! I'll take you down with my BARE HANDS! ::lunges for Lorena::
(A legitimate cat-fight ensues between me and Lorena. Punches thrown, kicking, hair pulling. The other five Dragoons were totally beside themselves)
Nikole: OH MY GOD WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO?!?!
Leroy: We watch! CAT FIGHT! MEOW, HISS!
Wesley: I thought....they were best friends
Boberto: I got $5 on Lorena scratching Tina's eyes out
Timoty: I got $10 on a draw
Wesley: This....is really bad timing ::pulls me off Lorena:: Hey, listen!
Me: ::wiping blood from my mouth:: Yeah know, I can just as easily kick your ass too
Wesley: But, you guys are best friends! You two shouldn't fight like this!
Timoty: Yeah. Boys fight like that.
Lorena: ::kicks Timoty as she stands up::
Wesley: That's not what I mean....you two are best friends. You guys have already been through so much: fought a Dragon together, saved the Queen, insulted me together
Nikole: Wow. I never knew Wesley had it in him to be so...inspirational
Lorena: You wanna know why I slapped you? Because you were being so stupid! All six of us are your friends! We wouldn't let you fight Mateo and Ania alone!
Boberto: Plus the video game gods would not allow us to leave the fic
Video Game Gods: ::nods::
Lorena: ::ignoring Boberto and the Gods:: We're your friends and we're gunna see this through with you.
Other Dragoons: ::thumbs up::
Me: Awww, I dunno whether to cry or throw up
Lorena: Truce?
Me: Yeah ::hugs Lorena::
[All together now]
Readers: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Wesley: ::hands on hips and looking very proud of himself:: My work here is done
Timoty: ::ahem::
Boberto: Dammit ::hands him $10:: Maybe I DO have a gambling problem
Leroy: Ya think?
(After our warm-and-fuzzy moment, we continue into the Death Frontier. We got lost a good dozen times, mostly because of the damn holes. Finally, we come across a green teleporting device and a stone wall overlooking....absolutely nothing)
Nikole: ::still whining:: Are we there yet?!
Me: Yup.
All: ??
Wesley: There's nothing there.
Boberto: Here's the green teleporting device, but...where does it go to?
Me: Out there ::points to absolutely nothing::
All: THERE'S NOTHING THERE!!
Me: ::takes off my choker and holds it up:: You can't see it because I haven't deactivated the invisibility shield. See, I was given this choker to prevent me from aging. I can also use it to visit Ulara.
Nikole: Oh! So with this choker, you get to be seventeen forever!
Me: Yeah, I guess it's pretty tight, but it makes it REALLY hard to explain to bartenders that I am WELL over the legal drinking age...
(Voila! The city of Ulara.)
All: ::oohs:: ::aahs::
Me: The same as ever.
(The town of Ulara is full of Winglies, all of whom wave and smile at me. However, one Wingly did not greet us. He just posed in front of a big teleporting device, adjusting his glasses and brushing his wavy platinum hair)
Me: Hi Manuel
Manuel: Oh, Tina. So nice to see you. How long has it been, eighteen years?
Me: Yeah
Manuel: ::continues to brush his hair:: Then you must agree with me -- I am still sexy as ever, no?
All: ....
Me: You still on that kick, Manuel?
Manuel: You have still not answered my question -- ::brushes his hair:: I am sexy, no?
Timoty: Who's this joker?
Me: This is the keeper of the teleporting device, Manuel --
Manuel: Manuel Castillo, the Latin Lover! ::bends down and kisses Nikole's hand::
Me: Manuel, where's Ray?
Manuel: You mean that sissy girly man whom my sexiness far excedes?
Me: I....guess
Manuel: He's in the back.
(We walk and teleport throughout the city, trying to find Ray [who this man is, you shall see]. We come across a rose garden and Lorena has a little moment)
Lorena: Roses suck
(Eventually we come across some Venus flytraps being fed by a dark-skinned Wingly [but still got the platinum hair])
Brittany: Damn, now I know how Lil Kim feels....
All: Brittany?
Brittany: Sup my niggas!
Me: I thought you were in Lohan
Brittany: I was, but then I sold all my shit and I decided to come and help out mah homie Ray ::notices Leroy:: Leroy! My brotha without a tan! What are you wearing?
Leroy: Long story....
Me: Speaking of Ray, where is he?
Brittany: He's in the house
(We walk into the house behind Brittany, where we find a young man with platinum hair race towards me, arms stretched out, skirt blowing in the wind)
Ray: Tina! Darling! ::kiss kiss::
Guys: WTF ARE YOU WEARING?!
Ray: What the nice old lady was in the original video game ::twirls around:: Isn't it pretty?!
[You know the guy that I based the Divine Dragon's ambigiously gay behavior on? This is him.]
Me: Everyone, meet Ray Frahma
Wesley: Are you any relation to Melbu Frahma?
Ray: Why yes I am! We're brothers. Well, actually, his name is Broadway Frahma. The author's just been using the name Melbu until she could find a suitable person to cast as the part.
Wesley and Nikole: Broadway Frahma?
Me, Leroy, Boberto, Timoty, Lorena: Dear god.....
[Yeah well, what else was I supposed to do?]
Ray: Anyway, that's not what we are here to talk about! Wesley, c'mere, lemme get a good look at you ::pinches his cheek::
Wesley: Ow
Ray: ::still holding onto his cheek:: Oh, aren't you so CUTE! You're right Tina Darling, he looks JUST like our dear Mattie!
All: No he doesn't!
Me: Don't ::twitch:: call me ::twitch:: Tina Darling...
Wesley: Who's Mattie?
Ray: Silly, that's your father! I just like to give people cute little nicknames -- I think I'll call you Wessy-poo!
Wesley: ::twitch::
All: ::stiffles laughter::
Me: ::through gritted teeth:: Ray, princess, we're getting off track
Ray: Right. Well, I assume you guys have lots of questions...about the Moon Objects for example -- you want to know what they do? Well, they destroy the Signet Spheres. Do you wanna know what those do? Well, together, they form a barrier that prevents the Moon Child from getting to the Moon That Never Sets, but once they are destroyed, the Moon Child can join with the Moon That Never Sets and become the God of Destruction
All: ::staring, listening with blank faces::
Boberto: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!
Timoty: Shhh!
Ray: There used to be five Signet Spheres, one in each floating Wingly city. But the Crystal Sphere got destroyed in the battle of Kadessa during the Dragon Campaign, and the one at the Crystal Palace was destroyed when the Divine Dragon attacked
Divine Dragon: ::girlish giggle::
Ray: Do you wanna know where the other three are? Well, one is in the Magical City of Aglis, one is in the Law City of Zenebatos, and the last one is in the Death City of Mayfil. Do you wanna know where to start? Well, the Magical City of Aglis is out in the middle of the ocean, near the island town of Rogue.
Timoty: Rogue! I understood that, that's my hometown!
Wesley: So many questions....so much information....my head hasn't hurt like this since last chapter...
Me: Your small brain can't facilitate all that knowledge at once
Boberto: ::pleasant sigh:: She's back
Ray: Aww, poor Wessy-poo. Just one more thing to tell you, then I'll be done -- do you wanna know a short cut to Rogue? Well, we have the big teleporting device, but we have limited magical strength and we can only get you as far as the Home of Giganto. From there, you can go to Fletz and I'll send Manuel to give King Leif a message. King Leif then should hook you up with Commodore Skip so you guys can sail on the Queen Fury to Rogue!
All: Oh joy
Me: ::thinking of my last boating experience:: Oh god...
Ray: Tina Darling? You look ill. You seven need to rest here for the night.
All: ::stares blankly at Ray::
Ray: Go! Go! Explore, rest up, buy supplies! I just need to get the beds ready
Boberto: ::as he's leaving:: I am NOT staying in the same room as a man who wears a pink dress
Timoty: ::following Boberto:: Awww, scared you're gunna get butt-raped?
Boberto: That's not funny!
(Everyone else left, leaving me and Ray and Wesley alone in the house)
Ray: Go, Wessy-poo! Go be with your friends! Me and Tina Darling have a few things to discuss
Wesley: ::twitch:: Flaming son of a bitch....
Me: Alright Ray, just admit it: you're gay
Ray: ::blushes:: No I'm not!
Me: C'mon Ray, admitance is the first step to acceptance.
Ray: I'm straight! I just like to wear pretty dresses!
Me: The closest's getting awful lonely, Ray....
Wesley: This fic just gets more and more disturbing....
(Having enough, Wesley went outside and sat by the flytraps to contemplate [if you even know what that word means....])
Wesley: Hey, I know EXACTLY what it means! ::flytrap bites him:: Ow! Maybe contemplating by the carnivorous plants is a bad idea....
Me: Ya think?
Wesley: Oh...yeah....
Me: Wow. It hasn't been this awkward between us since we were dating
Wesley: Yeah, I guess
Me: So, you're okay with the whole Black Monster thing?
Wesley: Yeah I mean, I guess I hafta be. This isn't real anyway.
Me: Yeah....
Wesley: Man, I miss the first disk -- we were young and stupid but still okay with it
Me: You still ARE stupid
Wesley: I meant -- !
Me: No, you can't save yourself from that one. You brought it on yourself.
Wesley: ::profanities::
(We then went to gather the others. First, we find Timoty and Lorena getting drunk in the Wingly bar and when Lorena gets drunk, she does very good Jack Sparrow impersonations)
Lorena: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you! ::takes a swig, then realizes it is empty:: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
Timoty: You drank it.
Me: We hafta go now, Lorena...
Lorena: Yes yes but....WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!
(Next we find Boberto and Leroy in the weapons shop....uh, boys, I don't think you should play with that)
Boberto: Please, we are professionals ::continues sword fighting with Leroy::
Leroy: ::is hit in the shin with Boberto's spear:: OW!!! ::lip quivers:: That hurt....
(I told you not to play with that)
Leroy: ::bawling::
Me: ::strokes his head:: There there, Mommy'll make it all better
(Finally, we round up Nikole as she was chatting with Manuel at the teleporting device)
Nikole: Okay, so then, Tina and Wesley fell overboard and everyone thought they died! But then, we went to Fueno and we found them and Ania --
Manuel: I care not for your stories of ships or Dragoons ::taking her hand:: However, I find your attractive face and revealing clothes pleasing to my senses. I wish to take you to my palace so that you can experience true ans passionate love-making from the master ::kisses her hand:: Manuel Castillo the Latin Lover!
Nikole: ::taking back her hand:: I'm, um, engaged...Oh! Wesley! Let's go back to Ray's
Manuel: No matter, I still have three lovely ladies awaiting my return :returns to his "palace"::
- - -
(At the teleporting device, complete with a sending off party)
Brittany: Later, y'all!!
Manuel: Farewell, lovely ladies and men who are not as sexy as me
Ray: Byyyyyyee! ::kiss kiss::
Me: Ray, you are so flaming GAY!!
Ray: ::blushes:: I am NOT!
Dragoons: Yes you ARE! Goodbye ::teleports::
(The teleporting device took us across the Death Frontier and to the Home of Giganto, which means we'll have to pass through the Barrens again to get to Fletz)
All: BASTARDS!!!!
(When we get to the Twin Castle)
Me and Wesley: ::waves sweetly to a familiar face:: We're baaaaaaack!
Officer: ::profanities::
(we are greeted by another sending off party)
Leif: Go save the world. Ship's in the basement
Andrea: Be careful, Boberto!
Timoty: It's okay, we'll make sure your pretty little Romeo comes home safe
Boberto: ::pushes Timoty:: Shut up
(After we torment Boberto a little more, we head into the basement, which houses a full-blown port)
Nikole: Cool basement!
Skip: Ah! My old friends! So good to see you, I haven't seen you in eight chapters!
Ricky: Good to see you guys
Skip: Wesley, is it true that your father is planning to destroy the world?!
Wesley: Um, yeah
Skip: If he destroys the world, will ::whispers:: the sea be destroyed too?
Ricky: Yes, Commodore...::under his breath:: I still can't believe I take orders from this woman!
Skip: ::gasp:: Then we must not let this crazy plan succeed! Onward, to Rogue!! ::marches to the ship::
Ricky: ::rubbing temples:: Commodore, the ship is the other way
Skip: ::blushes:: Yes, of course! I was just...testing you, Ricky! ::marches in the right direction::
Nikole: I missed her.
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD y'all should know that by now...
Chapter 31: DISK FOUR The Ambigiously Gay Wingly
Please insert disk four.....please wait......
(So now we're walking across a vast desert, hanging our heads and dragging our feet. I fell behind, staring up at the Moon That Never Sets. So begins)
MOON AND FATE
Timoty: So what just happened was....::points to Wesley:: Your girlfriend is going to destroy the world because your ex-girlfriend ::points to me:: failed to kill her eighteen years ago.
Nikole: Now, Ania's been captured by your ::back to Wesley:: father, who is also Tina's ex-boyfriend.
Lorena: Did anyone else find that last sentence just a little disturbing? Cuz, I did.
Boberto: Damn, we should rename this fic "Attack of Tina's Ex-Boyfriends"
Timoty: You have horrible taste in men, Tina
Leroy and Wesley: Hey. She has EXCELLENT taste in men.
Me: Oy, no I don't.
(Our travels have now brought us to the Death Frontier. As the name implies, it is hot, dry, sandy, and full of monsters. There are also some very annoying holes to fall into. But, like with every desert, there are oases where we could find water and shade)
Leroy: Here, rest. No monsters.
Nikole: ::whining:: Are we there yet?!
Me: No.
Nikole: ::still whining:: How much farther?!
Timoty: ::in between sips of water:: Stop it with that tone! You're making my ears bleed!
Me: We still are a long way off....god, you guys shouldn't even be here! The Moon Child is my problem
Wesley: Her name is Ania
Lorena: Of course it's our f-cking problem! You MADE it our f-cking problem!
Me: You have no idea what you guys are getting yourselves into! This is dealing with gods and the end of the world! This is not as easy as pursuing one Wingly.
Lorena: You call chasing Jimbo around the whole f-cking continent EASY?!
Me: Compared to what's coming, yes! You guys shouldn't be doing this!
Lorena: ::slaps me across the face::
All: 00
Me: ::death glare::
Lorena: Stubborn idiot
Me: ::throws down sword:: That's it, it's on bitch! I'll take you down with my BARE HANDS! ::lunges for Lorena::
(A legitimate cat-fight ensues between me and Lorena. Punches thrown, kicking, hair pulling. The other five Dragoons were totally beside themselves)
Nikole: OH MY GOD WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO?!?!
Leroy: We watch! CAT FIGHT! MEOW, HISS!
Wesley: I thought....they were best friends
Boberto: I got $5 on Lorena scratching Tina's eyes out
Timoty: I got $10 on a draw
Wesley: This....is really bad timing ::pulls me off Lorena:: Hey, listen!
Me: ::wiping blood from my mouth:: Yeah know, I can just as easily kick your ass too
Wesley: But, you guys are best friends! You two shouldn't fight like this!
Timoty: Yeah. Boys fight like that.
Lorena: ::kicks Timoty as she stands up::
Wesley: That's not what I mean....you two are best friends. You guys have already been through so much: fought a Dragon together, saved the Queen, insulted me together
Nikole: Wow. I never knew Wesley had it in him to be so...inspirational
Lorena: You wanna know why I slapped you? Because you were being so stupid! All six of us are your friends! We wouldn't let you fight Mateo and Ania alone!
Boberto: Plus the video game gods would not allow us to leave the fic
Video Game Gods: ::nods::
Lorena: ::ignoring Boberto and the Gods:: We're your friends and we're gunna see this through with you.
Other Dragoons: ::thumbs up::
Me: Awww, I dunno whether to cry or throw up
Lorena: Truce?
Me: Yeah ::hugs Lorena::
[All together now]
Readers: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Wesley: ::hands on hips and looking very proud of himself:: My work here is done
Timoty: ::ahem::
Boberto: Dammit ::hands him $10:: Maybe I DO have a gambling problem
Leroy: Ya think?
(After our warm-and-fuzzy moment, we continue into the Death Frontier. We got lost a good dozen times, mostly because of the damn holes. Finally, we come across a green teleporting device and a stone wall overlooking....absolutely nothing)
Nikole: ::still whining:: Are we there yet?!
Me: Yup.
All: ??
Wesley: There's nothing there.
Boberto: Here's the green teleporting device, but...where does it go to?
Me: Out there ::points to absolutely nothing::
All: THERE'S NOTHING THERE!!
Me: ::takes off my choker and holds it up:: You can't see it because I haven't deactivated the invisibility shield. See, I was given this choker to prevent me from aging. I can also use it to visit Ulara.
Nikole: Oh! So with this choker, you get to be seventeen forever!
Me: Yeah, I guess it's pretty tight, but it makes it REALLY hard to explain to bartenders that I am WELL over the legal drinking age...
(Voila! The city of Ulara.)
All: ::oohs:: ::aahs::
Me: The same as ever.
(The town of Ulara is full of Winglies, all of whom wave and smile at me. However, one Wingly did not greet us. He just posed in front of a big teleporting device, adjusting his glasses and brushing his wavy platinum hair)
Me: Hi Manuel
Manuel: Oh, Tina. So nice to see you. How long has it been, eighteen years?
Me: Yeah
Manuel: ::continues to brush his hair:: Then you must agree with me -- I am still sexy as ever, no?
All: ....
Me: You still on that kick, Manuel?
Manuel: You have still not answered my question -- ::brushes his hair:: I am sexy, no?
Timoty: Who's this joker?
Me: This is the keeper of the teleporting device, Manuel --
Manuel: Manuel Castillo, the Latin Lover! ::bends down and kisses Nikole's hand::
Me: Manuel, where's Ray?
Manuel: You mean that sissy girly man whom my sexiness far excedes?
Me: I....guess
Manuel: He's in the back.
(We walk and teleport throughout the city, trying to find Ray [who this man is, you shall see]. We come across a rose garden and Lorena has a little moment)
Lorena: Roses suck
(Eventually we come across some Venus flytraps being fed by a dark-skinned Wingly [but still got the platinum hair])
Brittany: Damn, now I know how Lil Kim feels....
All: Brittany?
Brittany: Sup my niggas!
Me: I thought you were in Lohan
Brittany: I was, but then I sold all my shit and I decided to come and help out mah homie Ray ::notices Leroy:: Leroy! My brotha without a tan! What are you wearing?
Leroy: Long story....
Me: Speaking of Ray, where is he?
Brittany: He's in the house
(We walk into the house behind Brittany, where we find a young man with platinum hair race towards me, arms stretched out, skirt blowing in the wind)
Ray: Tina! Darling! ::kiss kiss::
Guys: WTF ARE YOU WEARING?!
Ray: What the nice old lady was in the original video game ::twirls around:: Isn't it pretty?!
[You know the guy that I based the Divine Dragon's ambigiously gay behavior on? This is him.]
Me: Everyone, meet Ray Frahma
Wesley: Are you any relation to Melbu Frahma?
Ray: Why yes I am! We're brothers. Well, actually, his name is Broadway Frahma. The author's just been using the name Melbu until she could find a suitable person to cast as the part.
Wesley and Nikole: Broadway Frahma?
Me, Leroy, Boberto, Timoty, Lorena: Dear god.....
[Yeah well, what else was I supposed to do?]
Ray: Anyway, that's not what we are here to talk about! Wesley, c'mere, lemme get a good look at you ::pinches his cheek::
Wesley: Ow
Ray: ::still holding onto his cheek:: Oh, aren't you so CUTE! You're right Tina Darling, he looks JUST like our dear Mattie!
All: No he doesn't!
Me: Don't ::twitch:: call me ::twitch:: Tina Darling...
Wesley: Who's Mattie?
Ray: Silly, that's your father! I just like to give people cute little nicknames -- I think I'll call you Wessy-poo!
Wesley: ::twitch::
All: ::stiffles laughter::
Me: ::through gritted teeth:: Ray, princess, we're getting off track
Ray: Right. Well, I assume you guys have lots of questions...about the Moon Objects for example -- you want to know what they do? Well, they destroy the Signet Spheres. Do you wanna know what those do? Well, together, they form a barrier that prevents the Moon Child from getting to the Moon That Never Sets, but once they are destroyed, the Moon Child can join with the Moon That Never Sets and become the God of Destruction
All: ::staring, listening with blank faces::
Boberto: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!
Timoty: Shhh!
Ray: There used to be five Signet Spheres, one in each floating Wingly city. But the Crystal Sphere got destroyed in the battle of Kadessa during the Dragon Campaign, and the one at the Crystal Palace was destroyed when the Divine Dragon attacked
Divine Dragon: ::girlish giggle::
Ray: Do you wanna know where the other three are? Well, one is in the Magical City of Aglis, one is in the Law City of Zenebatos, and the last one is in the Death City of Mayfil. Do you wanna know where to start? Well, the Magical City of Aglis is out in the middle of the ocean, near the island town of Rogue.
Timoty: Rogue! I understood that, that's my hometown!
Wesley: So many questions....so much information....my head hasn't hurt like this since last chapter...
Me: Your small brain can't facilitate all that knowledge at once
Boberto: ::pleasant sigh:: She's back
Ray: Aww, poor Wessy-poo. Just one more thing to tell you, then I'll be done -- do you wanna know a short cut to Rogue? Well, we have the big teleporting device, but we have limited magical strength and we can only get you as far as the Home of Giganto. From there, you can go to Fletz and I'll send Manuel to give King Leif a message. King Leif then should hook you up with Commodore Skip so you guys can sail on the Queen Fury to Rogue!
All: Oh joy
Me: ::thinking of my last boating experience:: Oh god...
Ray: Tina Darling? You look ill. You seven need to rest here for the night.
All: ::stares blankly at Ray::
Ray: Go! Go! Explore, rest up, buy supplies! I just need to get the beds ready
Boberto: ::as he's leaving:: I am NOT staying in the same room as a man who wears a pink dress
Timoty: ::following Boberto:: Awww, scared you're gunna get butt-raped?
Boberto: That's not funny!
(Everyone else left, leaving me and Ray and Wesley alone in the house)
Ray: Go, Wessy-poo! Go be with your friends! Me and Tina Darling have a few things to discuss
Wesley: ::twitch:: Flaming son of a bitch....
Me: Alright Ray, just admit it: you're gay
Ray: ::blushes:: No I'm not!
Me: C'mon Ray, admitance is the first step to acceptance.
Ray: I'm straight! I just like to wear pretty dresses!
Me: The closest's getting awful lonely, Ray....
Wesley: This fic just gets more and more disturbing....
(Having enough, Wesley went outside and sat by the flytraps to contemplate [if you even know what that word means....])
Wesley: Hey, I know EXACTLY what it means! ::flytrap bites him:: Ow! Maybe contemplating by the carnivorous plants is a bad idea....
Me: Ya think?
Wesley: Oh...yeah....
Me: Wow. It hasn't been this awkward between us since we were dating
Wesley: Yeah, I guess
Me: So, you're okay with the whole Black Monster thing?
Wesley: Yeah I mean, I guess I hafta be. This isn't real anyway.
Me: Yeah....
Wesley: Man, I miss the first disk -- we were young and stupid but still okay with it
Me: You still ARE stupid
Wesley: I meant -- !
Me: No, you can't save yourself from that one. You brought it on yourself.
Wesley: ::profanities::
(We then went to gather the others. First, we find Timoty and Lorena getting drunk in the Wingly bar and when Lorena gets drunk, she does very good Jack Sparrow impersonations)
Lorena: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you! ::takes a swig, then realizes it is empty:: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
Timoty: You drank it.
Me: We hafta go now, Lorena...
Lorena: Yes yes but....WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!
(Next we find Boberto and Leroy in the weapons shop....uh, boys, I don't think you should play with that)
Boberto: Please, we are professionals ::continues sword fighting with Leroy::
Leroy: ::is hit in the shin with Boberto's spear:: OW!!! ::lip quivers:: That hurt....
(I told you not to play with that)
Leroy: ::bawling::
Me: ::strokes his head:: There there, Mommy'll make it all better
(Finally, we round up Nikole as she was chatting with Manuel at the teleporting device)
Nikole: Okay, so then, Tina and Wesley fell overboard and everyone thought they died! But then, we went to Fueno and we found them and Ania --
Manuel: I care not for your stories of ships or Dragoons ::taking her hand:: However, I find your attractive face and revealing clothes pleasing to my senses. I wish to take you to my palace so that you can experience true ans passionate love-making from the master ::kisses her hand:: Manuel Castillo the Latin Lover!
Nikole: ::taking back her hand:: I'm, um, engaged...Oh! Wesley! Let's go back to Ray's
Manuel: No matter, I still have three lovely ladies awaiting my return :returns to his "palace"::
- - -
(At the teleporting device, complete with a sending off party)
Brittany: Later, y'all!!
Manuel: Farewell, lovely ladies and men who are not as sexy as me
Ray: Byyyyyyee! ::kiss kiss::
Me: Ray, you are so flaming GAY!!
Ray: ::blushes:: I am NOT!
Dragoons: Yes you ARE! Goodbye ::teleports::
(The teleporting device took us across the Death Frontier and to the Home of Giganto, which means we'll have to pass through the Barrens again to get to Fletz)
All: BASTARDS!!!!
(When we get to the Twin Castle)
Me and Wesley: ::waves sweetly to a familiar face:: We're baaaaaaack!
Officer: ::profanities::
(we are greeted by another sending off party)
Leif: Go save the world. Ship's in the basement
Andrea: Be careful, Boberto!
Timoty: It's okay, we'll make sure your pretty little Romeo comes home safe
Boberto: ::pushes Timoty:: Shut up
(After we torment Boberto a little more, we head into the basement, which houses a full-blown port)
Nikole: Cool basement!
Skip: Ah! My old friends! So good to see you, I haven't seen you in eight chapters!
Ricky: Good to see you guys
Skip: Wesley, is it true that your father is planning to destroy the world?!
Wesley: Um, yeah
Skip: If he destroys the world, will ::whispers:: the sea be destroyed too?
Ricky: Yes, Commodore...::under his breath:: I still can't believe I take orders from this woman!
Skip: ::gasp:: Then we must not let this crazy plan succeed! Onward, to Rogue!! ::marches to the ship::
Ricky: ::rubbing temples:: Commodore, the ship is the other way
Skip: ::blushes:: Yes, of course! I was just...testing you, Ricky! ::marches in the right direction::
Nikole: I missed her.