Author's Note: I was originally gunna make our adventures in Rogue be a part of the Aglis chapter, but the Aglis chapter is taking longer than expected, so I am breaking it up so that y'all don't forget me. This chapter is extremely short compared to my other chapters, and I promise that Aglis will be posted very soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD. But I do own YOUR MOM!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 32: Family Matters....As Long As There's Plenty of Ritalin
Skip: It's so good that you guys are once again sailing with us! However, we did prepare much better for this trip than last time ::hands me ten barf bags::
Me: Oh, thanks.
(We arrived at the small island of Rogue, causing a lot of excitement among the natives)
Timoty: It's good to be home
Sal: Timoty? Is that really you?
Timoty: Ah, another one of Boberto's relatives
Sal: Yeah, and I'm the mayor of this island! Whoa, Timoty I haven't seen you since -- oooh, pretty butterfly ::goes chasing after it::
Timoty: ::smacks forehead:: Sal, did you take your Ritalin today?
Sal: ::still chasing the butterfly:: No, I sold all my Ritalin to White Chocolate
White Chocolate: Yeeeeeeeee-yah bitch!
Timoty: Aren't you gunna invite us to your house? I haven't seen you in 20 years
Sal: ::lost interest in the butterfly:: Yeah, I guess.
Wesley: Boberto, who is that?
Boberto: My cousin. I guess some poor soul died and made him the mayor of this town. I pity the people of Rogue.
Me: You're family's weird
Boberto: What about yours?
Lauren: ::from Fletz:: I'LL SHOW YA WEIRD!!
Me: I guess I shouldn't say anything.....
(In Sal's house)
Sal: So, did you find your daughter?
Timoty: No, but I found her son
Wesley: Really? Who?
Timoty: Nevermind....
Sal: So, what are you here for anyway? And speak fast.
[If you haven't noticed, Sal's got ADHD]
Dragoons: No, we didn't notice at all.....
Sal: ::runs up to me, poking me continuously:: Hey, does this annoy you? Huh? ::poke poke poke poke poke::
Me: ::punches him in the arm:: Yes!
Sal: OW!!
(Timoty explains the whole situation with the Dragoons and Winglies and God of Destruction and Signet Spheres. Periodically, one of us would have to punch Sal in order to wake him up, or bring his attention back to Timoty)
Sal: Okay....well, I didn't hear most of what you said so just repeat the last thing that you said
Timoty: Signet Spheres! Aglis! Has anything unusual happened since I left?
Sal: Well, this big stick in the ocean randomly showed up a while ago, but we can't go near it cuz there's a whirpool surrounding it
Leroy: Big stick....
Me: Shut up
Sal: Maybe you guys should go check....hey! Wanna play cards??
Timoty: No.
(We wandered toward the big stick, but we had one last errand in Rogue before we went)
Mom: It's okay Lauren, I'll make you better -- Sean, please don't play with sticks!
Sean: ::whacks the table with a stick::
Me: Mom?
Mom: Tina! Honey, I was worried when I couldn't find you in the third disk....are you alright? Getting enough sleep? You're not getting into anymore trouble, are you??
Me: No, Mom....
Mom: Did you get me the Stardust, so we can make your sister better?
Boberto: I'm still really confused....wasn't she ranting about greenery in Fletz?
Me: Yes Mom...
(You give the Stardust to her, no matter how much, and Lauren is better. And the peasants rejoice)
Lauren: Yay! I'm better! ::to Wesley:: Now I can kick your butt....
Wesley: What the hell did I do?!
Mom: Watch your language
Wesley: ::bows head:: Yes ma'am
Mom: Be careful, okay? And I wish you would wear matching boots....
Me: ::blushes:: Mom!
All: ::chuckles::
(I think that's enough embarassment for now...we headed out to the training center and looked out onto the horizon and saw a tall red stick protruding from the ocean)
Timoty: That wasn't there before I left
Wesley: How do we get closer?
All: ::looks to me::
Me: What?
Wesley: You're supposed to know everything! Tell us how to get closer!
Me: I know everything about what's happened in the last 11,000 years, but I've never had to cross an ocean to get to a big stick before!!
All: ::anime sweatdrop::
Boberto: Let's just go back to Sal, maybe he's still got some pills lying around...
(We walked back to Sal's house. Little did we know that somewhere, someone was watching us....)
Me: ::stops:: Something feels weird....like we're being watched...
Nikole: I know what you mean....
::Earth rumbles::
Sal: Hey!! Hey!! Look at the ocean!! ::starts to poke me again::
Me: ::socks him in the jaw:: Touch me again, bitch, and I aim lower!!
(As if a giant hand had grabbed the sea, the water split in two forming a dry path to the big stick)
Nikole: Wait, wait, I've always wanted to do this!! ::grabs a stick, holds it above her head:: LET MY PEOPLE GO!! ::plunges the stick into the ground::
Lorena: We don't have f-cking time to play Moses, let's get the f-ck outta here ::grabs her by the bow on her butt::
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD. But I do own YOUR MOM!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 32: Family Matters....As Long As There's Plenty of Ritalin
Skip: It's so good that you guys are once again sailing with us! However, we did prepare much better for this trip than last time ::hands me ten barf bags::
Me: Oh, thanks.
(We arrived at the small island of Rogue, causing a lot of excitement among the natives)
Timoty: It's good to be home
Sal: Timoty? Is that really you?
Timoty: Ah, another one of Boberto's relatives
Sal: Yeah, and I'm the mayor of this island! Whoa, Timoty I haven't seen you since -- oooh, pretty butterfly ::goes chasing after it::
Timoty: ::smacks forehead:: Sal, did you take your Ritalin today?
Sal: ::still chasing the butterfly:: No, I sold all my Ritalin to White Chocolate
White Chocolate: Yeeeeeeeee-yah bitch!
Timoty: Aren't you gunna invite us to your house? I haven't seen you in 20 years
Sal: ::lost interest in the butterfly:: Yeah, I guess.
Wesley: Boberto, who is that?
Boberto: My cousin. I guess some poor soul died and made him the mayor of this town. I pity the people of Rogue.
Me: You're family's weird
Boberto: What about yours?
Lauren: ::from Fletz:: I'LL SHOW YA WEIRD!!
Me: I guess I shouldn't say anything.....
(In Sal's house)
Sal: So, did you find your daughter?
Timoty: No, but I found her son
Wesley: Really? Who?
Timoty: Nevermind....
Sal: So, what are you here for anyway? And speak fast.
[If you haven't noticed, Sal's got ADHD]
Dragoons: No, we didn't notice at all.....
Sal: ::runs up to me, poking me continuously:: Hey, does this annoy you? Huh? ::poke poke poke poke poke::
Me: ::punches him in the arm:: Yes!
Sal: OW!!
(Timoty explains the whole situation with the Dragoons and Winglies and God of Destruction and Signet Spheres. Periodically, one of us would have to punch Sal in order to wake him up, or bring his attention back to Timoty)
Sal: Okay....well, I didn't hear most of what you said so just repeat the last thing that you said
Timoty: Signet Spheres! Aglis! Has anything unusual happened since I left?
Sal: Well, this big stick in the ocean randomly showed up a while ago, but we can't go near it cuz there's a whirpool surrounding it
Leroy: Big stick....
Me: Shut up
Sal: Maybe you guys should go check....hey! Wanna play cards??
Timoty: No.
(We wandered toward the big stick, but we had one last errand in Rogue before we went)
Mom: It's okay Lauren, I'll make you better -- Sean, please don't play with sticks!
Sean: ::whacks the table with a stick::
Me: Mom?
Mom: Tina! Honey, I was worried when I couldn't find you in the third disk....are you alright? Getting enough sleep? You're not getting into anymore trouble, are you??
Me: No, Mom....
Mom: Did you get me the Stardust, so we can make your sister better?
Boberto: I'm still really confused....wasn't she ranting about greenery in Fletz?
Me: Yes Mom...
(You give the Stardust to her, no matter how much, and Lauren is better. And the peasants rejoice)
Lauren: Yay! I'm better! ::to Wesley:: Now I can kick your butt....
Wesley: What the hell did I do?!
Mom: Watch your language
Wesley: ::bows head:: Yes ma'am
Mom: Be careful, okay? And I wish you would wear matching boots....
Me: ::blushes:: Mom!
All: ::chuckles::
(I think that's enough embarassment for now...we headed out to the training center and looked out onto the horizon and saw a tall red stick protruding from the ocean)
Timoty: That wasn't there before I left
Wesley: How do we get closer?
All: ::looks to me::
Me: What?
Wesley: You're supposed to know everything! Tell us how to get closer!
Me: I know everything about what's happened in the last 11,000 years, but I've never had to cross an ocean to get to a big stick before!!
All: ::anime sweatdrop::
Boberto: Let's just go back to Sal, maybe he's still got some pills lying around...
(We walked back to Sal's house. Little did we know that somewhere, someone was watching us....)
Me: ::stops:: Something feels weird....like we're being watched...
Nikole: I know what you mean....
::Earth rumbles::
Sal: Hey!! Hey!! Look at the ocean!! ::starts to poke me again::
Me: ::socks him in the jaw:: Touch me again, bitch, and I aim lower!!
(As if a giant hand had grabbed the sea, the water split in two forming a dry path to the big stick)
Nikole: Wait, wait, I've always wanted to do this!! ::grabs a stick, holds it above her head:: LET MY PEOPLE GO!! ::plunges the stick into the ground::
Lorena: We don't have f-cking time to play Moses, let's get the f-ck outta here ::grabs her by the bow on her butt::