Author's Note: For all you Lavitz fans, you know what happens in this city...
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD and I probably never will (key word: probably...mwhahaha...)
Chapter 35: More Creepy Dead Guys
(So, off to Mayfil! Coolon, do your thang!)
Coolon: Umm, no
All: What?!
Coolon: Are you kidding?! I'm just a baby, and there is no way in hell I'm flying to Mayfil! That shit gives me the creeps!
All: I don't think a baby would swear like that....
(Well, since Coolon won't take you to Mayfil, you have to use the teleporting device. However, teleporting to Mayfil is restricted. That means you have to change the law AGAIN)
Wesley: BASTARDS!!
Lapto 05: GO TO WINDOW 12
Wesley: ::sobs::
(Take it like a man)
(Just outside Mayfil.....)
Mateo: ::hovering above:: Mayfil, the city where damned souls make their final journey. Fitting that this is the place will be the gateway to my final journey as well....
(Hmmm, interesting.....now we arrive)
Nikole: I don't like this place.....
Wesley: Damn, more ghosts....
Me: Little Wesleykins still scared of the ghosty-whosties?
Wesley: Damn, you know that baby talk freaks me out
Timoty: At least she's not prancing around singing "A Pirate's Life for Me"
Me: Don't tempt me....
(Now Mayfil is not exactly the cheeriest place ever. As you expected, you fight mostly darkness-based monsters named "Death" and "Angry Spirit" and stuff like that. As another option, you can fight the ghosts of Ferybrand, Regole, and the Divine Dragon)
All: Interesting
(Ferybrand and Regole are about the same difficulty level as they were when they were alive, except the Divine Dragon always seems to be harder when he's dead!)
Ghost of Divine Dragon: Mmmm, hmmmmm! That's MY revenge, beyotch! ::finger snaps::
(Yeah, well, you're a queer and you're fat!)
Ghost of Divine Dragon: You bitch, take that back!
(No!)
All: Can we please move on? We're on a time schedule, remember?
Ghost of Divine Dragon: ::pouts::
(::sigh:: I guess. Anyway, it's time to reconcile with the past. Tina, you want to do the honors?)
Ghosts: Black Monster!
Wesley: Hey! Kinda like the ghosts on the Phantom Ship! They were attacking Tina cuz they recognized her as the Black Monster! It all makes sense now.....
Boberto: You JUST got that now?
Lorena: ::eye twitch::
Me: I'm not even gunna dignify that with an insult....but as for you, ghosts -- you all can hate me if you want, I don't care anymore! I'm no longer the Black Monster. Besides, none of this is real! Once we stop Mateo, then we all can go home and resume our normal lives.
Timtoy: Actually, I wouldn't call our real lives "normal" but I guess it's close enough.
Ghosts: Whatever ::leave::
(Now it's the moment that will shock the readers, make them fall out of their seats! We turn a corner and who do we see standing before us, shirtless, gripping a spear and wearing tattered shorts??)
All: ::gasp::
(Is it be....maybe......it's.....really......)
Readers: Just TELL US dammit!!
All: MELVIN!!
Melvin: Huh?
All: OMG!!
Melvin: Wesley? Tina? Boberto? Timoty? Leroy? Hey, where have you guys been?! I haven't seen you in, like, forever! Whoa, guys, you won't believe this -- I think I'm dead!
Me: I'm sorry, but you are
Melvin: Seriously?!
All: ::nods::
Melvin: Well there must be a reason I'm sticking around this crap hole...oh wait! I remember why! It's -- it's -- ::holds his head, starts to turn blue::
Wesley: I know he's dead and all, but honestly, that does NOT look good
Melvin: ::runs away::
Wesley: Wait! ::follows::
(Melvin has lead us to a dark damp room but how's that different from the rest of this place?, now completely blue and wielding his spear)
Wesley: Melvin, what are you doing?
Melvin: Invaders! Leave this place!
Boberto: Yo bra, it's us!
Melvin: Did you just call me a woman's undergarment?
Nikole: Oh, that reminds me ::adjusts herself::
All Others: ...
Boberto: Ya know, the real Melvin wouldn't have questioned my referring to him as "bra." There's something fishy here.
Me: Yeah. Notice the screen dissolving....
::Screen dissolves, battle begins::
(The battle that makes my sister cry. Melvin stumbles in front of you, still blue, and you talk to him. Guard until he turns around)
Wesley: Hey, what's that sting ray-looking glob on his back?
Me: I don't know Wesley, but I say we attack it.
(And attack it you must. It doesn't attack you directly, but it does confuse everyone before it hides behind Melvin again)
Wesley: Sweet, the confusion doesn't affect me!
That's because your already confused state cancels out the magic's effect
Wesley: ::ponders this statement::
Don't hurt yourself now
Wesley: ::still pondering::
(Well, while he ponders, you guard against Melvin and attack the glob on his back. Yay, you have defeated the glob!)
All: ::victory dance::
Boberto: Hey, then why are we still in the battle stance?
???: Because you have to fight me now! ::evil laughter::
Wesley: Who are you?
Melvin: ::drops to the floor, a large devil emerges from him::
Zackwell: I am Zackwell, Lord of the Dead in Mayfil!
Wesley: What did you do with Melvin?
Zackwell: Your pitiful friend made a bargain with me so that he could stay in Mayfil instead of passing to the infernal world. Something about keeping watch over you worthless creatures...
Me: How dare you! My teeth are worth $1100 alone!
All: ??
Me: That's how much my braces cost. But it was worth it ::smile, teeth go "ping"::
Zackwell: What are you talking about? I'm just here to kill you and take all eight of you to the infernal world
::Another battle begins::
(Zackwell is obviously harder than that glob on Melvin's back, but he's not much to get worked up about. I would offer more tips, but I forgot how the battle goes. On with the story!)
Melvin: ::stands up, still blue::
Wesley: What the -- why is he still blue?!
Melvin: ::lunges at us::
All: Wait!
Melvin: ::takes his spear, stabs himself::
All: WTF?!
Glob: ::falls off and dies::
Melvin: ::stumbles a bit, but back to his normal color:: Damn, I hate it when that happens.
Guys: Melvin! ::dog pile::
Me: How cute, male bonding ::joins the dog pile::
(Doesn't it suck to be out of the loop?)
Nikole and Lorena: Yes!!
Melvin: ::wriggling out of the dog pile:: Wait a minute! The reason I stuck around here is because I know the way to the Signet Sphere
Wesley: How did you know about the Signet Sphere?
Melvin: Once you die, you become all-knowing. I knew about the Signet Spheres before you did.
Me: Do you want an award for that?
Melvin: Just like you, Tina -- be sarcastic to the dead guy
Me: ::innocent smile::
Melvin: I do have a point -- I know the way to the Signet Sphere. I'll use the last of my energy to create a path for you.
Timoty: Then what will happen to you?
Melvin: I'll probably go and hang out with Joel and the other dead people. See you guys once the game is over!
(Melvin, Wesley, and Boberto then do a little shoulder-clap thing before Melvin's body distergrates into a golden light leading up to the ceiling)
(Okay, once you enter up into the golden light, you can't go back to the main land. So, have you found all the Stardust you wanted? Did you fight all the optional bosses -- the Polter Armor, Faust, the Original Dragoons, the Super Virage? Did you get all the weapons and items you wanted?)
All: Yes.
(Are you sure? This is the point of no return)
All: YES!
(Alright, suit yourself)
All: ::goes up in the golden light::
(In the golden light, we curled up into little balls and rolled to the top of Mayfil. Well, except Nikole. She was swimming in the air)
Nikole: ::doing the backstroke:: I've ALWAYS wanted to do this!!
Timoty: Top floor, lingerie, women's accessories, and the Signet Sphere ::ding ding ding::
Mateo: What the hell took you guys so long?
Wesley: But how?! How do you ALWAYS beat us to the Signet Spheres?!
Mateo: Frustrating, isn't it?
Me: ::drawing my sword:: Well, at least now we can fight you and go home!
Mateo: ::throws the Moon Gem at the Signet Sphere::
Signet Sphere: ::is destroyed::
Me: Crap
Mateo: Prepare for the rebirth of the world! ::Vanishes::
(The earth shakes. The walls of Mayfil begin to crumble around us. Suddenly...)
Wesley: What's that noise?
Second A/N: Ooh, don't you HATE cliffhangers?
Readers: Yes.