Mark: Swicka-blam!

Jon: ?

Mark: Never mind.

Disclaimer: Mark doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but you already knew that.

CHAPTER 3! Duel for the Mic!

When we last left our ever so mature candidates for lead singer…

"I WANNA BE LEAD SINGER!"

"NO! I DO!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO, ME!"

"How bout you both SHUT UP!" Anzu roared.

Bakura and Yami replied weakly, "ok"

"Yea guys, there has to be a better and more decisive way to decide who is lead singer."

"HONDA!" everyone besides Bakura and Yami roared.

"What, what'd I do?"

Yami and Bakura answered him at once, "Gave me a fabulous idea…" Both slapped on their duel disks, which came conveniently out of nowhere and jumped onto opposing tables. Their Millennium Items began to glow, people of the restaurant gathered around forming a crowd just as dark purple and black of the Shadow Realm swirled around the fight.

"IT'S TIME TO D-!"

"Yea, yea we know just get on with it." Malik said bored. Everyone glared at him right before Marik sent him to the Shadow Realm. Everyone thanked Marik who responded modestly.

"Anyway, TIME TO DUEL!"

Yami drew, "I'll start us off, by playing this, Curse of Dragon(2100/sumthin)!"

Bakura drew, "Now, I'll summon this! Undead Zombie of Destruction(morethanCOD)! Now kill his curse of dragon!"

Yami 3800

Bakura 4000

The crowd booed. Bakura smirked, Yami's brow furrowed.

Yami drew, "My turn! I summon the Dark Magician(2500/2300)! Now finish his Undead Zombie of Destruction!" The Dark Magician Dark Magicianized Bakura's monster "And that lowers your life points by some number I don't even understand!"

Yami 3800

Bakura 2000

Bakura: 0.O "WHAT!"

The crowd: YAY!

"That's right Bakura, take a bite outta this!" Yami mocked slapping his ass.

"Oh you'll regret that Pharaoh! I now summon this, Necromancer!"

"Hello Yami-boy!"

Off on the sidelines…

"Oh Ra no it can't be!"

"AAAAHHH! My virgin eyes, my sweet virgin eyes!"

"AH MAN! NOT DIS GUY AGAIN!"

"IT'S-IT'S!"

"PEGASUS!" Ryou yelled.

"GRANDPA'S SPECIAL FRIEND!" Yugi said at the exact same time as Ryou.

Everyone besides Yugi: -.-'''

"It'll take more than that to defeat me Tomb Robber!"

"I know, that's why I'm going to play this! Cholesterol!

"Uh, but that's a Trap Hole." Honda stated.

"NO IT ISN'T!" Bakura roared at the spectator, "IT IS A CHOLESTEROL MAGIC CARD! THE POWER OF THE SHADOW REALM IS JUST GETTING TO YOUR HEAD!"

"Well that can't be Bakura-chan."

Bakura put his hands on his hips, "How so Yami-chan?"

"Why, this is the new Shadow Realm Lite!" he said, walking over to Bakura and putting his arm around him.

Bakura looked at us, "Better, Strong, Faster!"

Both look towards us, "Shadow Realm Lite, for the yami on the go!"

Dark Magician: 2000/2300

"What have you done Tomb Robber?!?"

"Cholesterol weakens your Dark Magician and in 3 more turns, he'll have heart attack and die, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Your evil plan to rule the world will never succeed Marik!"

On the sidelines Marik grabbed the map of Europe with army men on it and hid it behind his back, "What, did someone say something about me?"

"Uh, Yami, dis is Bakura, not Marik, and da world isn't in danga, remeba?"

"Oh yea, my bad. Anyway, I will defeat this pathetic strategy with these cards! I play the Magic Equipment Card Cheerios! Which will lower his Cholesterol and destroy your Magic Card! And the I play the second Equipment magic Card, MILK! And the calcium in milk helps build strong bones, raise my Dark Magicians attack points!"

A bowl materialized on the field and cheerios and milk poured into it which the Dark Magician devoured in one quick bite.

Dark magician: 156783000000000000000000000000/2300

"Now, destroy his Necromancer!"

"Oh poo." Pegasus the Necromancer said before being Dark Magicized into nothing.

Yami 3800

Bakura 1

"Nice one Pharaoh, but now it's my move! And the special effect of my Necromancer gives me these three cards! Random Undead Monster #1 Random Undead Monster #2 and Random Undead Monster #3! And I now fuse them together with this Polymerization Magic Card!"

On the sidelines Shizaku was confused, "Wait just one second, that looks like the Fissure Trap Card!" she said defiantly.

Honda looked at it, "No, I think it's the Magical Horn of the Unicorn!" and then Shizaku smacked Honda upside the head with a hammer.

Otogi looked at it, "No, I think it's the Magical Dice of Fairy Bondage!" and then Shizaku Smacked Otogi upside the head with a hammer.

Katsuya looked at it, "No, I think it's just another Trap Hole!"

Shizaku embraced her brother, "Oh Big Bro, your so smart!"

Otogi and Honda: 0.O''''

Now, back at the duel…

"And the fusion of these three forms my UNDYING DEATH PRETZEL OF THE DECEASED! Which automatically kills your Dark Magician! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND THAT LOWERS YOUR LIFE POINTS TO ZERO!"

The crowd gasped.

Yami: 4200

Bakura 1

The crowd applauded. Bakura cursed, and Yami smirked.

"Sweet, now I draw, and by some impossible reaches of Mark's imagination I summon Exodia to KICK YOUR ASS!"

Yami 4200

Bakura 0

Bakura fell to his knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 'Oh well,' he thought, 'at least I still have a shot with Anzu.' And as he looked up he saw Yami and Anzu having hot nasty sex to celebrate.

Bakura blinked, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Author's notes:

Mark: Hehehe, that was a classic chapter, little short though, the first time I wrote this fic I had so much fun writing this chapter. Oh well, please read and review!

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