Ben: Time for chappie 2! I'm calling myself Ben, because that's my real name, and I also changed my Screen name to DaKat88! Now, I'm sorry that I haven't been updating. There were some major things to take care of!

Pikachu: Like what?

Ben: Well, first off, I had to wait 2 weeks for my new computer to arrive, since my mom took the other one!

Pikachu: Yep! Now I can see myself faster, better, and handsomer!!! (Admires self in front of mirror)

Ben: This from an electric rodent, ladies and gentlemen!

Pikachu: ¬¬

Ben: Now for Reviewer Responses!!!!

Reviewer Numbah One (R#1): BakuraForever: Yes it was funny. And to let you know, Pikachu escaped from the Canibals!

Pikachu: Yeah, they almost ate my tail....they got quite a shock when they bit down!

R#2: Eve Blue Star: O.O Pet Dragon? . OOOOO!!!! Cool! And what did ya mean by review? You were an anonymous person, so I didn't get your Fanfiction account name! If you do review again, I will gladly review any of your stories!

R#3: Dr.Wilopolis: yessssss!!! Hair is gooooooood!!!

R#4: Captain Catastrophe 2: Thanks for the new names to call this fur ball!

Peck-a-poob: ......please end my torture!!!

Ben: Nope, not yet!!!

R#5: Blissey: O.O DON'T EAT THE COMPUTER!!!! How will you review again?

Pikachu: Hmm...maybe by Laptop?

R#6: Korean Boron: .U yep, he had (HAS) a stomach-ache!!!

R#7: YamiChip: CHIPPY!!!! Yes, peach is suffering, but to much of your dismay, she will get over it!

Ben: Now, TO THE STORY!!!

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

((Author interruptions))

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"Peach! Open this god damn door!" Zelda kept knocking on the door. All she could hear was poor, miserable sobbing from Peach, crying over her lost hair. Well, enough of that!

Nana, Popo, Young Link, who I like to call 'Linky', and Ness peered around the corner, and snuck back to their room.

"We gotta find out who's doing this!" Linky said.

((Linky: O.O WHAAAAAT?!?!? LINKY?!?!?!

Ben: Yep, isn't it cuuute?))

Nana smirked. "I think it's time for..."

They all ran into the closet. A few minutes pass, and all four tumble out in detective costumes. They all exclaim, "The Midget Detectives!"

Ness did a back flip. "Ness!"

Linky did a jump slash with a magnifying glass. "Linky!"

Popo looked up, just so that only his eyes were showing below his cap. "Popo!"

Nana twirled around. "Nana!"

"Together we'll solve any mystery, any time, anywhere!"

Suddenly, a theme song plays and all four run down the hall. It goes something like this:

We are the Midget Detectives, yes!

We like to solve all your crimes, yessir,

We are the Midget Detectives, Yeah!

We will catch the criminal!!

MIDGET DETECTIVES!!!

....I need to work on that.....anywho, all four of them zoomed down the hallway, just in time to see Peach walking out of her room, wearing a towel on her head.

"This is the perfect time to investigate! Midget Detectives, follow me!" Link ran into Peach's, Zelda's, and Samus's room.

"Why did he get to decide our name?" Asked Ness.

Popo took a deep breath. "Because, all we could come up with was the Super Duper Detective Squad of the Super Smash Brothers Melee Mansion!"

"Oh"

Nana just rolled her eyes, and followed Ness and Popo into the room.

"Hey! Look at what I found!" Linky yelled.

Popo and Ness ran over to Linky. "Whaja find?" They asked.

"A picture of Peach!"

"So?"

"Naked!"

All three boys drooled at the sight. Nana just rolled her eyes, and went to Peach's bed. She found some red hairs, maybe belonging to Peach. Some of them looked like chewed bits. Nana reached into a backpack that she was carrying, and pulled out some evidence bags. Well, they were Ziploc bags, but they would do. She also found some black and brown hair, or fur, she couldn't tell. She bagged them also.

"Alright you three, let's analyze this evidence!"

"In a minute!" They all were still drooling.

"Now!"

Linky reluctantly put the picture back in the dresser, and all four of them snuck out of the room.

"Whaja find Nana?" asked Ness.

"I found some bits of Peach's hair, and some black and brown fur!

"Cool! Let's analyze it!" Popo was getting very excited about solving the case by himself, even though he hasn't done anything whatsoever.

"Hmm, let's think about that. We can't because SOMEONE spent all of our equipment money ON POKEMON CARDS!!!"

Everyone looked at Ness. "I can't help myself! Pikachu brought me into it! His brown fur in his picture looks cool!"

"Whatever, let's go down to Dr.Mario's Lab and see if we can have him analyze this stuff."

So the Midget Detectives left the hallway, and into the deep nasty dungeons of Dr. Mario's Lab.

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Ben: And ends chapter 2!

Pikachu: yeah, and after, what, a couple hours?

Ben: My Butt's asleep.

Linky: I AM NOT LINKY!!!

Ben: you wanna be called Link-Boy?

Linky: ....no.....

Ben: fine then! turns to the computer screen Review!