Life with Heros and Villians Alike! Chapter 4: Band Practice and Troubled times ahead, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Mark: Zieg Heil to the President Gasman! Bombs away is your PUNISHMENT! Oh sorry, got the new Green Day CD.

Jon: Weirdo…

Disclaimer: Mark doesn't own any Yu-Gi-Oh Charablahblahblah!

CHAPTER 4 Band Practice and Troubled times ahead

At the Kaiba Mansion…

Mokuba had been bored. Mokuba had wanted to not be bored. Mokuba decided to play pranks on the butlers and maids. Mokuba was not bored. Mokuba got bored again. Mokuba decided to play a prank on his big brother. Mokuba should have know better. Moku-

"I SWEAR IF YOU START ONE MORE SENTENCE WITH MY NAME I'LL TURN YOU SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"

Umm, sorry.

"You should be, now why don't you say something that can help me with this problem!"

Hey man, your prank dropped the cinderblock on his head, it's not my problem.

"Damn."

"Hey Moky boky woky shloky." Then Kaiba's head fell back to the kitchen floor unconscious. The ambulance eventually arrived to take Kaiba to the emergency room.

Meanwhile, in the basement of the Kame Game Shop/Household of Yuugi…

"Check, one, two, can you hear me allright?" Yami said tapping the head of the mic.

"Yes Pharaoh they can hear you, they could hear you without the mic they're like 5 yards away!"

"Shut up Tomb Robber."

"No but he's right Yami, we can hear you fine." Isis said.

Just then Katsuya came running down the stairs, "OH MY GOD BAKURA AND MARIK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Shizaku finally got tired of it, "Allright big brother you've been doing that ever since we got here. Now you know they aren't bad anymore!"

"Ya I know," he started, "but it's just so much fun."

"Don't make you tie you down to your bed and whip you again!"

Everyone besides the two: O.0'''''''

"OK." The blonde surrendered.

Yami turned to his two band mates, "You guys ready?" They nodded, "OK everybody we're gonna get started! 1, 2, 1 2 3 4!"

They started playing a song, I would describe it to you, but you can't with just typing. What's that you say? You want me to try anyway? No I couldn't, I'd be too embarrassed. Well, if you insist, OK, it went something like this.

Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

OK? Got that? Good, now onto the lyrics.

Yami stepped up to the mic,

"I almost got drunk at school at 14

where I almost made out with the homecoming queen.

Who almost went on to be miss texas

But got beat by a slut with much bigger breastes."

All at once there came a crash as Mokuba came running down the stairs, "YOU GUYS YOU GUYS! SETO'S HEAD GOT SMASHED BY A CINDERBLOCK AND HE'S IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!"

insert cricket chirping noises here

Katsuya was the first to speak up, "Go on…"

Mokuba: -.-''' That's it.

There was another short pause of silence and then everyone reacted, "OMGOODNESS WE HAVE TO GO SEE HIM!"

In the ER at the Domino Hospital for the Terminally Rich…

"… and so we don't know if he'll ever come out of the coma." The nurse finished. The group was sad, obviously. Mokuba was seconds away from breaking down when the machines around Kaiba beeped and whirred and made a whole bunch of exciting noises. Everybody looked up expecting to see him wake up.

"Oh sorry folks the machinery does that some times." The nurse said.

The machines whirred up again, and Kaiba's eyes opened.

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Now back to the show!

"KAIBA!" Everyone said with relief.

"BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba said jumping into his arms.

"Hey little bro. Hey guys."

Everyone in the room, besides the nurse because she didn't notice anything unusual, stared wide-eyed at Kaiba, even though he had just survived getting his head smashed in and then came out of a potentially life-long coma in like 30 minutes, they still didn' believe that Kaiba had greeted them all so kindly.

"Um nurse," Yuugi began, "I think there's something wrong with his head."

The nurse glanced over at the CEO, "It looks fine to me."

"No, no, I mean I think his brain is messed up."

The nurse used her X-ray vision to glance at the CEO's brain, "Oh yea, it looks pretty screwy, but don't worry that's just temporary. He'll be back to normal in no time, I think, he is released from the hospital now."

The where all astounded. Anzu spoke up, "How can you say that? He needs to stay in here longer!"

"Nope." The nurse responded curtly. Then she snapped her fingers and they were magically outside the hospital.

Later on, at the Kaiba Mansion…

"OK, who is this?"

"Anzu." Kaiba replied.

"Good." Mokuba commented, "Who am I?"

"Your Mokuba, my little brother."

"Good, who are these people?"

"Bakura, Ryou, Katsuya, Shizaku and Bozo the Clown."

"Very good I didn't think you'd recognize that last one, now, who are you?"

"Jimmy."

"NO FOR LUCIFERS SAKE YOU ARE NOT JIMMY! YOU ARE SETO, SETO KAIBA!"

"I think your losing it Moky, my name is Jimmy, always has been Jimmy. Right guys?" He asked the Yuugi-Tasshi.

"No dude, your name is Kaiba." The whole group responded together. Kaiba looked at them dumbfounded for a little while.

"Oh you guys, so nice of you to make little Moky think he isn't insane. But seriously tell him my real name is Jimmy."

"Dude, ya not listenin, ya name isn't Jimmy, it's Kaiba, Seto Kaiba. The CEO."

"No, Katsuya it isn't, it's Jimmy, Jimmy Kaiba. The rock star."

"The wha?" Everyone said at once.

Author's Notes:

Mark: Ha HAH! I got something extra in there on ya! Oh, and this whole Jimmy thing is gonna get stretched out believe me!

Disclaimer: Sorry, I was forgetful up there at the top. Mark doesn't own the song Almost by Bowling for Soup.

Jon: I can't believe you took up that whole space saying Dumdedodaday!

Mark: Hey, the total thing only took up 398 words!

Jon: What are you talking about, up there only took 199 wor- oh no, your not!

Mark: Oh yes I am, hehehe. TAKE US OUT BOYS!

Yami: You got it! 1, 2, 1 2 3 4!

Yami and the Yamis (that's the name of the band): Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, duh-dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Yami: REVIEW PLEASE!

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