Mark: Word up.

Jon: THE DALLAS COWBOYS WANT YOU BACK!

Mark: … right

Disclaimer: Nope, Mark doesn't own it.

CHAPTER 5! No, I'm not really trying anymore.

"I AHM A ROCK STAAARR!!!╚ïAÄD7Ä68" Seto

"EH HUM!"

Allright, JIMMY said frantically.

The Yuugi-Tasshi approached their mentally unstable friend, "Just calm Jimmy," Yami said comfortingly, "Just come to Uncle Yami."

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!1 I HAET J0O!!!11one I WILL BEH TEH GRAETEST ROOOCK STAAARR IN TEH WURLD!"

"He wasn't talking dat funky last chapter." Katsuya stated.

"I guess Mark just felt like going crazy this chapter." Bakura answered.

"I wanna fuck." Anzu said quieter than anyone could hear.

"I am off now to spread my puissant musician skill throughout the bio-sphere we inhabit… WICKY W00!!!!1" and with that Kaiba ran through a wall screaming like a madman.

Mokuba calmly took out a cigarette and lit it up, after he took a good long drag, "AND MY DOG WANTS YOU BACK!!!!" then he too ran through a wall screaming like a madman.

Later, in the basement of the Kame Game Shop/Household of Yuugi…

Bakura strummed his bass guitar while Marik fixed his crash cymbol, "What are we waiting for Pharaoh? We've got to practice for the Battle of the Bishounen Bands on Thursday."

"Well Tomb Robber, I broke my g-string last night trying to finger a minor. So I'm replacing it… there we go." Yami swirled around, the new g-string on his guitar. "It took me like 5 hours to find a Music Shop that had a light g-string."

"Why didn't you just get a medium string Pharaoh?"

"Man, I need light strings if I'm gonna thrash!"

Marik looked up from the trap set, "Ok, are we ready?"

"Guess so."

"Yep."

"WAAAIIITT!!"

The three looked over as all of the Yuugi-Tasshi came downstairs.

"We wanna watch!" they all said at once.

The three Yami's looked at eachother, "Is that all?" Yami asked.

"Yep!" they all answered simultaneously.

"Ok then, lets get starte-"

All of a sudden a giant vortex appeared right in the middle of the basement, two figures where spat out of it.

"GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!"

"Don't struggle Malik-boy, it'll only make it hurt more."

Everyone in the room responded with, "EEWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Malik squirmed out of Pegasus's grasp, "Ok I'd like to watch you guys play too!"

"I thought I banished you to the Shadow Realm."

"You did, but this is the new Shadow Realm Lite!" Malik answered.

Honda spoke up, "Better, Stronger, Faster, with half the Carbs!"

Honda and Malik flung their arms around eachothers shoulders, "Shadow Realm Lite, for the mortal doomed to spend the rest of eternity suffering!"

Meanwhile, Pegasus had decided to watch to, so he grabbed himself a seat, next to Anzu, "Hey there Anzu-girl."

"Uh," Anzu scooted away slightly, "hey, Pegasus."

Bakura looked over at Pegasus molesting Anzu, 'At least when she was having hot nasty sex with Yami, she liked it, but she doesn't like this.' He thought right before he set his bass aside and approached the millionaire.

"Allright are we rea- Oh Tomb Robber whats the hold up now?" Yami asked.

Pegasus saw the advancing Yami, "What seems to be the matter Bakura-boy?"

Bakura flung out a switch blade, and stabbed Pegasus right in the heart with it, "How's that feel, Pegsy?"

"Oh… my god. Th-the pain." Pegasus mumbled as a thin line of blood fell from the corner of his mouth.

Bakura pull out the knife and then banished Pegasus to the Shadow Realm, "Say hi to CarrotTop for me Pegsy, Muwahahahaha!" Bakura said evilly.

"Oh Man!" came the reply from most people.

"SCARED!" Shizaku shrieked.

"God Kura-chan!" Yami and Marik cheered.

"Why'd you have to do that you sadistic maniac?" Anzu screamed.

Bakura looked at her wide-eyed for a moment, "I-I just…"

"You just what? Want to murder people for fun?"

"…Well-WELL MAYBE I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPIER WITH HIM GONE!"

The room fell silent.

Bakura's eyes where hidden under his hair, "I'll see you guys later." And with that he walked up the stairs and out of the house.

Anzu's eye's widened as she realized how he felt, "Bakura." She said weakly and she took a step forward, but then Katsuya's hand fell on her shoulder. She looked back at him and he shook his head.

Then Jimmy Kaiba ran through the wall, "You have a phone call."

And Mako Tsunami jumped through a closed window sending glass everywhere, "14!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Author's Notes:

Mark: Ok, I know, not my best work. But I just felt like having some retarded stuff in there besides the drama. Ok so the crazy/drama ratio was like this 1000000/22 but besides that, just, kinda didn't have anything else to put in between the only thing that furthered the plot. And still it's pretty short, or it feels that way at least.

Mokuba: COME BACK TO TEXAS!

Master Shake: Dancing is Forbidden!

Jon: REVIEW PLEASE!