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Chapter Eleven: The True Truth About Nancy

After spending almost an hour in the bathroom that night, washing off the dirt, Harry realized two things: One, there was a knut caked onto his knee with mud, and Two, it's a lot easier to pee when you're a girl.

The next day Miss Castlie dragged him from breakfast.

"But I'm still hungry!" he'd complained to Nancy.

"You just think you're hungry, Holly," Nancy assured her. "Besides, you don't want to go over-eating, do you? Now come on, let's collect Draco."

After they pulled Malfoy away from his breakfast too, she led them to the Room of Requirement, which had turned itself into a photo studio.

Nancy murmured a spell, and the photo equipment started assembling itself. "Now," she started. "You two are very lucky to have been chosen. After today, you're pictures will be published in CosmoWitch for everyone to admire!"

"But that's a girl's magazine, isn't it?" Malfoy asked, frowning.

Nancy smiled. "And?"

"And… nothing." He replied, grinning at her.

Holly rolled her eyes. Typical narcissistic ferret…

Nancy now had a bigger smile on her face. "Just wait until you see your outfits!"

Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were still enjoying their breakfasts, or in Nancy's opinion, "over-eating".

"I wonder what Holly's gonna have to wear," Ron asked. "A pink tutu?"

Hermione laughed. "I hope not. Although Lavender and Parvati did say she had particularly nice legs."

Ron just stared at her. "So what do you girls talk about again?"

Hermione just shook her head. "Long story. Nevermind." She took a bite of food. "So do you seriously think Castlie would make Holly wear something as ridiculous as a tutu?"

"Hopefully n-" Ron started.

Hermione and Ron then exchanged horrified glances, remembering what exactly Holly would be wearing. "Nude photography!" they both whispered fearfully.

"Oh no, what are we gonna do?!" Ron asked, dropping his fork.

"We have to find them!" Hermione exclaimed. "Come on!"

Holly wasn't modeling at the moment, but watching in boredom as Nancy took pictures of Malfoy.

Draco was feeling his pride slip away. Nancy had given him a pretty modest outfit, but somehow along the way Castlie had convinced him to take his shirt off.

Nancy noticed Holly's boredom. "Don't worry, Holly, you're next."

Hooray for me. Harry thought sarcastically. "Can I at least try on the outfits while I wait?"

Nancy shook her head. "We'll get to that later."

"Okay, if I was a bulimic blonde female nude photographer concerned with nothing but looks, where would I be?" Hermione asked herself.

"In the bathroom?" Ron suggested.

"You're not helping," Hermione said.

"Well, you said bulimic!"

"Then just a female nude photographer."

"In a photo studio?"

"Yes, but where?"

"I dunno."

Hermione sighed.

"Okay, Holly, you're turn!" Nancy said excitedly. "Now just stand right there, and try to pose as if you're powerful and exotic –"

Malfoy stifled a laugh.

"- and away we go!" she said.

Holly did her best, but still felt extremely stupid.

"That's it, Holly!" Nancy encouraged, snapping away.

Malfoy sat back in his chair. Looks like Palmer's good at something after all.

Just as Holly was getting the hang of it, Nancy stopped clicking the camera. "Do you mind?" she asked, undoing a few of the buttons on her shirt.

Holly blushed. "Ye-"

"Don't be shy, the camera loves you!" Nancy said.

Hermione was trying to figure out where a photo studio would be in Hogwarts.

Ron was trying to figure out what he'd have for lunch.

"Oh, why couldn't of Castlie just set up her stuff in somewhere easy to find??" Hermione said, clearly frustrated.

"But she didn't bring any stuff," Ron said.

"But then… where would she find it?" Hermione thought out loud. Suddenly, her mouth dropped open and she jumped up and down. "Ron, you're a genius!"

"I am?" Ron asked.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, kissing him on the nose. She started running. "Hurry!"

"I said, I do mind if you unzip my pants slightly!" Holly practically shouted.

Nancy and Holly had been arguing for a good four minutes about Holly's pants, and Malfoy was getting bored.

"Fine," Nancy said sharply. "Draco, come over here. It's time for the group photo."

Malfoy sat up and stood beside Holly.

Before Nancy could start giving instructions, Hermione and Ron burst through the door.

"Holly! Don't do it!" Hermione yelled, running inside.

Ron followed her in, covering his eyes. "I'm not looking, lalalalalala…"

"Yes? What do you want???" Nancy asked.

Ron went over to her, eyes still covered, but faced the opposite direction she was in. "You should be ashamed of yourself!!!" he shouted, pointing at the wall in attempt to point at Nancy.

"Ron, you can uncover your eyes," said Hermione.

Ron slid his hands from his face, realizing that everyone was still fully clothed. "Oh."

"What are you doing in here?!" Holly asked.

"She's a nude photographer!" Ron shouted.

"WHAT???" Draco and Holly exclaimed in disbelief.

"You didn't tell us you wanted pictures of us naked!" Holly yelled at Nancy, disgusted.

"Wait until my father hears about this, Castlie!" Draco spat.

Nancy simply laughed. "I'm not a nude photographer!"

"Oh yes you are!" Hermione shot at her. She whipped out Nancy's business card. "It says so right here!"

Nancy took the card and read it, and laughed harder. "This is nothing but a typo!"

Hermione raised an eyebrow.

Nancy wiped a tear from her eye. "When I ordered these the man must of misheard me. I specifically said News photographer.

Everyone stopped shouting and making disgusted sounds.

"… News?" Hermione asked quietly.

"Yes," Nancy replied. "What, you thought I really meant nude?"

Hermione laughed nervously and tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear.

Then, everyone burst out laughing.

"I can't believe I actually believed them," Draco laughed.

Nancy clutched her stomach, trying to stop laughing.

Ron's face was beet red. "Sorry."

Hermioen nodded. "Sorry."

"That's alright," Nancy said. "I take pictures of people in their underwear!"

Everyone stopped laughing.

"Um, please tell me this is another joke?" Holly asked.

Nancy frowned. "I'm serious."

Draco made for the door. "Good-bye."

A/N: Well, that's it for Nancy. Looks like she'll have to ask someone else to model for her…

Nancy: "The two students I thought would be great models have let me down. Now all of the students know about me, and none of them want to model. But you… you've got a great look going for you. Well, maybe that's not entirely true, but no one else wanted to model for me. You're my last hope. Would you be okay modeling in your underwear?"

Snape: "Sure!"

A/N: Well, that solved that problem. Unfortunately, it creates a new one. Ha ha, don't worry that's not part of the actually story. See you next chapter!

In the next chapter of Let's Go Hogwarts 2… what will Draco do now that he's not a model or a captain?