LAURA
"When's the next showing?" Spike asked seriously when the credits started to roll.
"Again?" Chrissy asked. "Well, that's okay, I like that Pippin kid."
"Pippin?" Spike repeated incredulously. "Thatâ little hobbit? Really? Why?"
Chrissy smiled at him. "Jealous?"
"No," Spike grumbled at her.
"We could rent the other movies tonight," Andrew offered.
"There are other movies?" Spike whispered.
"Two," Jonathan clarified.
"We have to see them right now," Spike continued in a hushed voice.
Andrew and Jonathan started staring at Spike in amusement.
"That was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen," Spike shouted at them.
Andrew and Jonathan nodded seriously. Andrew glanced at Jonathan. "This is going to be weird. Our date will justâ never end."
"Are you complaining?" Jonathan demanded.
"Well, it's not like I'll ever get a goodnight kiss."
Jonathan stammered for a second. "I'm incorporeal. I don't have a choice."
"Now you chicken out," Andrew sighed. "Figures. Warren, he"
Jonathan looked at him. "Seriously, don't finish that sentence."
"âwas a fool who didn't know what a real man was," finished Andrew nervously.
Chrissy and Spike stared at them for a moment. "They really have no point in existing," Spike commented.
"Let's go rent some movies," Jonathan said cheerfully, and slapped Spike on the back. He was corporeal, and Spike glared at him. "Oh, that was anâ that was an accident."
"Don't touch me," Spike told him harshly. "Now. Let us journey into Middle Earth, shall we?"
CAITLIN
"Ok, it's dark, you're safe Spike." Andrew said, peeking out the exit of the movie theater.
"Well, thanks for all the Chrissy concern!" Chrissy looked a little disgruntled.
"Um, ok. Unless you're a vampire, then shut up." Andrew said.
"It just so happens that I am!" Chrissy was now in Andrew's face.
"Oh. Oh! I didn't know! You're just now telling us this? It might've been a little useful earlier." Andrew was a little scared.
"It's not like I'm gonna eat you or anything? 'Cause, hey! Guess what! I have a soul!" Chrissy said.
"Oh, that's good." Jonathan said, fearing for Andrew's safety. Andrew gave him a beaming smile.
"Yeah, let's go." Chrissy waved them all towards the huge, glowing Blockbuster sign.
They all walked into the store and Spike immediately walked over the 'New Releases' section and scanned the wall of videos for the two 'Lord of the Rings' movies.
"What do you want to get?" Andrew hovered over Jonathan's hand because incorporeal time is upon them once more.
"I don't know, let's just watch LotR with Chrissy and Spike."
"Yeah, I know Spike would appreciate it." Andrew said, taking hold of Jonathan's hand because he was totally corporeal now.
"Got it! Let's get out of here!" Spike whispered loudly to the two of them.
"Um, we should probably pay for those." Andrew pointed to the two videos.
"I agree." Said a worker of the store.
"Bugger." Spike said and handed the video to Jonathan and walked out the door. Unfortunately, Jonathan became corporeal and the videos went through his hands.
"Oh, that. Nothing." Andrew stammered and the employee gave them an odd look.
They paid for the film and walked out of the store, finding Spike around the corner smoking a cigarette.
"Let's blow this joint." Chrissy said, and headed toward Spike's apartment.
"We're goin' to my apartment right?" Spike asked, rather giddy.
"Yes, of course." Chrissy answered.
"I think Spike's needs a little alone time with the movies" Jonathan insinuated.
"Sod off." Spike said and ran to catch up with Chrissy, sick of the crazy mind games the poofs were playing on him.
CHRISSY
"So your not really a vampire right?" asked Andrew sounding very concerned for his life.
"No, I mean come on if I was I would have eaten you by now, right?" She sighed.
"What are you talking about?" Spike asked.
"Nothing that concerns you!" Chrissy shouted.
"What's wrong with you?" Spike questioned.
"Nothing! Nothing at all! I'm going home!" Chrissy shouted as she walked out of the house.
"Trouble in paradise." Jonathan stated.
"Sod off!" Spike shouted.
"You know she left right?" Andrew questioned.
"Yes I know she left I can see that."
"Well aren't you going after her?" Jonathan asked.
"No it's not like I like her or anything." Spike said sounding very sad.