LAURA
"So what do you want to do?" Andrew asked.
"Wanna play Kevin Bacon?" Jonathan offered, and Andrew smiled at him.
"We could play D and D."
"Do you think Chrissy has D and D?" Jonathan asked skeptically.
"So. You've been dead for quite awhile. What do you want to know?"
"Anything. Everything."
"McDonald's stopped super-sizing things." Jonathan stared at Andrew, and then Andrew smiled winningly. Jonathan shook his head. "You missed so many things. There was this one time when Anya and I had a wheelchair fight."
Jonathan laughed. "Who won?"
"Must you ask?"
"Anya, huh?"
"Screw you!"
Jonathan laughed. "You're easily offended, small blonde child."
"You're littler than me!" Andrew cried, smacking Jonathan.
"Ouch!"
"Being corporeal sucks," Andrew teased, and Jonathan laughed. Andrew went in for another kiss, that sly dog, and fell through a suddenly incorporeal Jonathan. "You wanker!"
Jonathan couldn't stop laughing. "I'm sorry, it was all dramatic and I couldn't help it you had the funniest look on your face."
"Turn corporeal so I can hit you or something!"
"I'll get right on that."
"You arse! Now I'm all embarrassed." Andrew pouted. "I hate being embarrassed, and you made me embarrassed and now I'm mad at you."
"You're not mad at me."
"Yes I am!"
"You gonna kill me again?"
Andrew glared at him, a little hurt.
"I love you," Jonathan promised, and kissed him, fully corporeal.
CAITLIN
"Spikedy spike spike spike!" Chrissy yelled as she burst through the door.
Spike groaned and said, "I could smell you a mile away."
Chrissy gave him a winning smile and said, "Do I smell good?"
"First-rate my dear." Spike didn't take his eyes off the screen, he was still watching The Two Towers.
"Oh hey, Lord of the Rings!" Chrissy announced and sat down next to Spike, who didn't even flinch.
MEANWHILE BACK WITH ANDREW AND JONATHAN...
Jonathan and Andrew were walking down the hall towards Chrissy's apartment, number 7, when Andrew shoved Jonathan against the door, and said, "Take that back!"
"Never!" Jonathan turned incorporeal and Andrew fell right into the door.
"Ouch! That really hurt!" Andrew rubbed his elbow where he hit it.
"That what you get for thinking Scully's hotter than Mulder!" Jonathan shot back.
"Well! I only recently turned gay right! Give me a break!"
"Come on now, you can't have just figured it out. You've probably known for years."
"Well, yeah, but I just recently came to peace with it."
"Ok, but Mulder's way hotter right?" Jonathan took out they key and opened the door.
"You can't even ask me that, apples and oranges, my child."
CHRISSY
NOW BACK WITH CHRISSY AND SPIKE:
"So what do you want to do now?" Chrissy asked as she put the movie back into the case.
"I really like Sam, he was very good, who plays him?"
"Sean Astin. What do you want to do NOW!" she said again getting a bit annoyed.
"Really? I don't think I have ever heard of him before." He replied.
"You know what!"
"What?"
"Never mind."
AGAIN WITH ANDREW AND JONATHAN:
"So we're ok again? No hard feelings?" Jonathan asked.
"Yeah we're good, I mean how could I stay mad at you when I love you so much?" Andrew said kissing Jonathan on the cheek.