This chapter is actually kinda long, at least for me. I hope you find it funny, and thanks for the reviews. I'll try to update soon, but I should be doing my homework. So give me a few days, it may be less though depending on circumstances.

Hartori picked up the phone, "Hello?"

"Hi Ha'ri! It's me, Shigure. I've got a few things I need to discuss with you. Would you mind me coming over sometime later this afternoon?"

"Um...okay. Be here around one or so," Hatori replied.

"See you then, and I advise preparing yourself for a bit of a surprise." Shigure hung up leaving Hatori slightly bemused.

Later that afternoon, he and Shigure sat down in his office with some coffee.

"Ha'ri, do you remember the way to lift the curse for a generation?" Shigure said becoming very serious after some light banter on his part.

Hatori paused, thinking, and suddenly realized what Shigure referred to. He jerked his head up, and looked at Shigure in shock. "You didn't!"

"She chose it, and it was approved by Akito," Shigure said averting his eyes, for the first time feeling any embarrassment about everything. Hatori was one of the few people who could make him feel guilty. "You know as well as I do the good that can come from it."

"But why her? Why Tohru?" Hatori wondered, hiding his face in his hands.

"We love her. That's why it had to be Tohru , and why this is so hard," Shigure said shaking his head. "She asked that she meet with Momiji next, and I approve, though it make take some explaining to him. After that though, it's going to be you or Aaya."

Ha'ri almost blushed at the thought, and collected himself. "I'll call Momiji now. I'm sure he has somewhat of an idea about what is needed, but I'm not to sure on how accurate it is. At school, kids tend to learn very strange versions of the facts."

Shigure smiled thinking of some of the misconceptions he had as a child. "Well, we tended to figure out the truth pretty quickly."

"Momiji isn't as, shall we say, knowledgeable when it comes to sex," Hatori said with a straight face, before yelling down the hall for Momiji.

"Hi Shigure!" Momiji smiled bouncing in. "Ha'ri said we had something important to talk about. What is it? Can you tell me?"

"Calm down. We'll get to that in a moment. I think Ha'ri wants to do the talking."

"Yes, I do. I'm afraid of what you might tell the poor boy."

"Ah, Ha'ri. What could I possibly tell him that'd be that bad?" Shigure smiled.

"Tell me what?" Momiji asked leaning in curiously.

"Momiji, tell me what you know about girls and boys," Hatori questioned.

"Uh...they are girls and boys," Momiji answered giving Hatori a confused look.

"Hm, I'll take a different approach. Do you know where babies come from?"

"Their Mom."

"Do you know how they are made?"

"With the Daddy."

"How?"

"Um...they get married, and love each other!" Momiji grinned.

"All right, Momiji there is much more to it than just getting married. Now I'm going to tell you about what happens." Hatori turned around and pulled out a couple medical charts of a male and female person.

"This is the man's penis...Shigure, will you please stop laughing?" Hatori said glaring over at the crying Shigure.

"Oh God, Ha'ri! Why don't we just show the kid some porn. It would make this a lot easier." Shigure choked through his tears as he clutched his stomach.

"No porn."

"Okay, no porn movies. Momiji, when this talk is done, and you're still confused or totally creeped out, read this book." Shigure handed Momiji one of the books he just wrote for fun. "You'll feel a lot better about it."

Momiji turned to the first page, and his eyes began to grow wide. "Why do I need to know about all this?"

"You're going to do that with Tohru," Shigure smirked at his reaction to the book.

"When?" Momiji asked sounding a bit excited at the idea.

"Shigure, what have you done?" Hatori said shaking his head tiredly.

"Merely made the boy realize the full potential of what he is going to do tomorrow," Shigure laughed heading to the door.

"I get to do this tomorrow?" Momiji said looking up from the book.

"If he becomes a nymphomaniac, I'll never forgive you," Hatori muttered to Shigure, looking at Momiji reading the book with a now almost religious fervor.

"Bring him over tomorrow around dinnertime. See you then Ha'ri. Momiji, have nice dreams," Shigure grinned as he waltzed out the door.

"Ha'ri, how do you do this? It sounds difficult," Momiji asked holding up the book to show Hatori one of the paragraphs.

"Shigure, I should have stopped you when I had the chance," Hatori thought to himself as he read the particularly steamy section involving some bizarre experimentation.