Title: Comes the Inquisitor
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Lost
Rating: PG-13
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: JJ Abrams is the genius behind these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Written for: LJ Community Lost100's "Babylon 5" episode title challenge.
Notes: Takes place during "Confidence Man." Sawyer's POV. For those who don't know, Mitch Buchanon was the lifeguard played by David Hasselhoff on "Baywatch." I haven't heard Sawyer give Boone a nickname yet, so I did it myself.
First it was Mitch Buchanon going through my stuff. Then Jackass demanded, "Where is it?" Even Freckles assumed I'd hidden the damn inhalers. So I figured they probably wouldn't believe me if I just outright denied I had them.
Okay, I know I'm a bastard, but for God's sake, did they really think that of me? That I'd be able to listen to poor little Sticks tryin' her best to breathe, and be capable of withholding her medicine, if I had it?
As Captain Falafel shoves the bamboo under my nails, I guess, yeah, they did think that of me...