LAURA
"Let's go to Lorne," Chrissy suggested.
"I met Lorne once," Andrew told Jonathan.
"Yeah, I was busy being dead," Jonathan said apologetically.
"How long are you gonna keep bringing that up?" Andrew demanded.
"Until it stops being true."
"That's downright depressing," Andrew told him.
"Lorne is awesome," Chrissy said, trying to steer the conversation toward something more cheerful.
"Who's Lorne?" Jonathan asked, pretty good-naturedly for a dead child.
"Lorne is this guy who sings. He's kind of a demon."
Jonathan shrugged. "I'm kind of dead."
"Only kind of," Andrew said resentfully.
They went to Lorne's office. Lorne was looking busy doing nothing, and he greeted them happily. "Chrissy, my cupcake, you're looking radiant."
"You are looking a little green around the gills," Chrissy said seriously.
"Oh, I haven't heard that one before," Lorne said. "And who are these two knights in shining armor?"
"Uh, I'm Andrew, and this is Jonathan," Andrew introduced.
"They're gay," Chrissy said brightly. Andrew and Jonathan gave her an exasperated look.
"Why don't we have a little karaoke?" he offered. "I can see your future when you sing."
So they went to sing a little song.
CAITLIN
"I wear my sunglasses at night," Andrew sang. Lorne looked at him thoughtfully as he sang and Jonathan looked at him dreamily.
"Aw, it's cute." Chrissy said to Lorne, with Andrew singing in the background.
"Yeah, look at Jonathan sitting over there. I wonder what's going on through that boy's mind." Lorne said and continued to concentrate on Andrew.
"Don't mess around with the guy in shades! Yeah! Whew! And…scene!" Andrew put the microphone back on its stand and stepped down to have Jonathan congratulate him on a job well done. Then he went to see Lorne, only sitting a table away.
"What's my future say Miss Cleo?" Andrew walked over with his arm around Jonathan and sat at Lorne's table.
"Nothing imperative. Just little bits, nothing huge in your future Andyboy. That means I can't tell you, sorry. It's in the rule book." Lorne winked at him and started chatting with Fred about something or other.
"Your turn!" Andrew turned to Jonathan.
"What?" Jonathan asked.
"I went, so you have to go. It's only fair." Andrew coaxed.
"Um, I don't think so."
"Please!" He gave Jonathan a winning smile.
"Ok, fine, but nothing fancy."
"Yay!" Andrew stood up and pulled Jonathan with him; he pulled him up onto stage, and gave him the mic.
"Hey there, what's up?" Jonathan was awkward on stage.
Andrew screamed, "Yeah! Go Johnny Boy!"
"Oh thank you, thank you. You're a great crowd. I'll be singing a very special song tonight. It's a little ditty called 'Dancin' With Myself' by a very cool guy named Billy. Here it goes!"
Jonathan sang beautifully that night, but there was a grim response from Lorne…
CHRISSY
"Why do you have that look on your face Lorne?" Chrissy asked.
"Well let's wait till the lad comes down here and then we will talk."
"You were GREAT!" Andrew said lovingly.
"You really think so."
"Yes of course you're such a dream boat!"