note :: this is a very silly and off-the-topic chapter...but i'm pretty sure you'll love it...tee hee hee! Every little line thing is like a break, it goes from on screen to them and then screen, you'll get it...

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On Screen :

The camera was pointed at a door that read : Faith. Who ever was holding the camera knocked at the door. Since it was a green gloved hand, it was Robin. Inside the room, you could hear a little rustle of blankets.

" Nnnh, it's too early, come back later. "

" Come out, we have a surprise! " said a high pitched voice belonging to Beast Boy.

" Surprise? " there was a plop as blankets hit the floor and footsteps rushing to the door.

There were giggles, and a shush. Faith opened the door and she looked like a hurricane had just hit her. Her hair was messed up but she had a big, bright smile on her face. But that smile turned into an O when she saw the '' camera crew ''.

" OH MY GOD! IS THAT THING ON?!? " she screamed. " GET AWAY YOU RETARD! " the camera was blank for a few moments.

Then it came back on, this time, it was Beast Boy and Faith. It seemed like she was gunna murder him because she had such a wicked smile on.

" Uh, hehe, hi there sleepy head, " Beast Boy was taking small steps back, " Just in case your wondering, IT WAS ALL CYBORG'S IDEA! "

Faith whirled around to glare at Cyborg who was behind her with a bucket of water.

" Oh boy. " he squeaked.

Faith, using her powers, had taken the water from the bucket, and had frozen it into one big pike. Of course, she shot it at full speed at Cyborg, who, at the next second, was out cold. She then turned, still with the scary smile, to face the camera and the '' director ''.

" Faith?! " Robin's voice was unsure and real quiet.

" Yes Robin? " she faked a sweet tone that dripped with a ' I'm gunna get revenge ' tone in it.

The screen then went all blurry as Robin ran for his dear life.

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Nina laughed. ' I'd kill them too if I were her ' Next to her sat Starfire who was also smiling.

" I'll never do that again. " Cyborg said with regret in his voice.

" That was one scary, scary day... " Beast Boy nodded.

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Again, the screen went black, longer than the last time.

" Hello to all you viewers out there. " Faith now had the camera and looked very, very content.

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" Okay, that's enough for now, let's eat! " Robin blocked the screen.

" But Robin, Nina must see this! " Starfire flew over and moved him.

" Starfire, let me go! "

" After this part. " Raven actually said this with a hint of amusement in her voice.

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" As you saw in the beginning of this home movie, Robin, Cyborg, and BB tricked me into coming out looking like, well you know! " She frowned, " But being me, I got revenge. "

The camera blurred then focused on three people. It was Robin, Cyborg, and BB frozen from the neck down.

" Faith, what're you gunna do? "

" You'll see, you'll see. " she replied simply.

" Today, my friends, I shall change these three men, into beautful WOMEN! " she announced.

The three boys sweatdropped and the color drained from their faces.

" SAY WHAT?!? " Cyborg hollered.

" Ah ah ah, ladies must be proper and never raise their voices " she scolded with a smile.

The camera then focused on a drawer of make-up.

" Oh, this is gunna be fun. " she whispered to herself.

Then it went black again, but you could hear in the background a bunch of protests and growls.

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" Oh come on Star! She doesn't need to see this! " Cyborg attempted to eject the dvd.

But, Raven stuck him to the wall with her powers.

" Not fair Rae, not fair! " he yelled from his position.

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Faith appeared on screen again.

" Hello, I am your hostess Faith and back with todays session of making men beautiful! " she focused the camera on a picture of BB that said ''Before'' on it. " And here is AFTER! "

The next thing that appeared was, well, it was BB.

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-CLANG-

All heads turned to the kitchen where BB had just realized what was on screen. But no one lingered, they all went back to the movie.

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" Ta Da! Beast Boy, who used to be male, now female! "

There he was and all his glory. He had bright red eyeshadow on that really really stood out. There was also a light pink blush, and rosy red lipstick. Somehow, Faith had managed to paint his nails, and get him in a dress.

" You may now call him Beast Gal!! "

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" Dude, it took me forever to rub all that gunk off! " Beast Boy schreeched.

" You know you could've used alcohol... "

" Oh... "

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" Our next contestant was, the robotic man, Cyborg! "

She pointed the camera at Cyborg and boy did he look silly. Faith had put eyeliner, mascara, and white eyeshadow on him. To top it all off, she put black lipstick on him, and a blonde wig. He was in a black tanktop and a dark blue miniskirt.

" Beautiful huh? She is now called : Cyborina! "

" And our last contestant, who wasn't all that ugly to start with, " there was a ' hey ' in the background, " is now unrecognizable! "

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" AAAAH! Starfire, let me go! " Robin struggled to escape her grip.

" But this is the best part! It was Faith's favorite! "

" Okay, okay, I give up. " he went limp in Starfires arms, but watched the movie.

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" Meet the one and only, the Boy Wonder, ROBIN! " she announced.

The camera now pointed at Robin, who didn't look like Robin. Mysteriously, he had Starfire's clothes on. He had green eyeshadow, very red blush, fake eyelashes, penciled in eyebrows over his mask, and eyes. Eyes that Faith probably drew in with black eyeliner.

" Ain't he adorable! " she pinched his cheeks.

" Okay, we won't do it again. "

" Promise? "

" Yeah yeah yeah. "

And it ended.

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" HAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO YOU!? " Nina was dying of laughter.

" Oh just shut it. " Cyborg grumbled as he was released from the wall.

Unlike Faith, Nina did shut it, and it surprised them all.

" Sorry. " she apologized.

" Man, it's okay! " Cyborg assured.

" He was just being grumpy, something that TOFU can solve! " Beast Boy held out a plate of tofu to Cyborg.

" Ew! No way! I'll go make my own food! " Cybord dodged the meatless meat and dived into the fridge.

" Did you guys ever realized you can just each make your own food? "

Once again, everyone went silent.

" What'd I say? " Nina asked in a panicked voice.

" Nothing, it's just that Faith pointed that out to us too. "

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