Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil
Chapter 2: My Best friend was abducted by Evil Leprechauns
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
"You know, is there going to be anything new in these old chapters?" Isis asked Lishido.
"I don't think there will be any great amount of new things since this story is still in production. The newer chapters were better than these old ones…So I guess the viewers are going to have to wait until the revised new chapters are posted." Lishido replied.
"These old-new ones are going to be good anyway, just not as good as the later chapters. Who was that guy who was crying about those glass animals in the last chapter anyway?" Isis asked Lishido another question.
"Oh, that was me. Thanks for reminding me about that. I have to go beat Malik to death with this wiffle bat now." He then pulled out the bat and walked off.
"Enjoy!" Malik's sister, Isis, waved goodbye to him happily.
Meanwhile at Domino High…
"Now what shall my evil twisted plan be today?" Cackled Malik.
"Good morning Malik!" Bakura cheerfully said as he appeared out of no where. "Did you know Ohaiyou in Japanese means good morning?"
"Damn you Bakura! Don't you ever sneak up on me like that again! You ruined my train of deep thought!" Malik raised his voice angrily. Gr, looks like he's mad.
"Hurry or you will be late for class, Malik." Bakura stated as he walked into the classroom he had his first class in.
"That annoying bastard! He always...Wait, let me put that in caps...." Malik paused for a moment. "He ALWAYS tries to tell me what to do! If this keeps up, Christmas will never be saved!"
"That's right!" A pissed off looking reindeer suddenly appeared.
"Oh and there is a chance he will stand in my way of letting me complete my legacy." Malik added.
There was silence.
"...Well I won't allow it! My evil plot starts by getting rid of him! MuHaHaHaHaHa!!" He grinned evilly--And I mean evilly!
Malik then followed his other classmates into his classroom, which was the same classroom Bakura went in I might add.
"Did you know that Malik is still trying to fulfill his legacy?" A blonde haired boy whispered to his friend.
"He still is? How do you know that, Jounouchi?" Jounouchi's brown haired friend asked.
"Honda, I got resources. Anyway, no one thinks he will succeed anyway." Jounouchi finished.
"Stupid classmates. You will soon all--" Malik began his speech about that he will fulfill his legacy, something he always did, but, he tripped over a chair.
"Hi Malik! It's nice to see you again." Bakura waved to him cheerfully as his friend was on the floor. "You shouldn't yell in the classroom. The teacher will be coming soon. You better sit down in your seat." He added.
"God dammit!" Malik thought to himself, then continued; "Bakura thinks he can just boss me around. Malik do this, Malik do that, Malik you can't do that or Malik, you shouldn't wear that bunny costume." He gritted his teeth.
"Well I'm sick of it! I should be allowed to wear bunny costumes if I feel like it--All people should! So, to help all the people around the world who want to wear a bunny costume, I will take out Bakura!!"
Just then, a flash of light appeared. It revealed a dozen or so short evil leprechauns dressed in black. Me, using a lame plot device to get rid of Bakura? Never!
"What the hell?!" Malik gasped.
Just then, the phrase 'just then' was being used too much but anyway, the whole pack of leprechauns jumped on Bakura, causing him to fall off of his chair. They tied Bakura up with some rope that was found conveniently off to the side of Bakura's desk. The evil leprechauns grabbed the poor white haired teen and jumped in all together in a black hole to another dimension.
"Wow. I guess I didn't have to use my evil plot to get rid of him after all." Malik blinked.
The whole class didn't even know where Bakura left to. In fact, they didn't even care! Talk about assholes! Malik then pulled out a checklist from his back pocket. It read;
Who ever is reading this; this is not my evil plot
By Malik Ishtar
-Get rid of Bakura
-Do stuff
-Fulfill my legacy
Fin
"Oh well. One step closer to fulfilling my legacy! MuHaHaHaHaHa!!" He then proceeded to crossing out 'get rid of Bakura.'
Then before we all knew it, it was lunch time. Joy.
There stood a bunch of hippies. They were protesting at the pretend fourth wall. They were mad.
"We want these old chapters to be just as good as the newer chapters! And we want them to be long!" The ringleader shouted. He had long shaggy light brown hair to his shoulders and he was wearing sunglasses too. He wore a tie-dyed shirt with the peace sign in the middle along with ¾ long jeans and sandals.
Sure the other hippies could be described just as well as that, but that wasn't going to happen.
"Short chapters suck!" A girl hippie yelled as well.
A man wearing a spiffy looking suit and sunglasses came up to them. "I'm the producer of this story and I say you should calm down. The author is trying her best to bring the nine chapters that are currently made for this story back up revised so she can let everyone enjoy the newer stuff." He finished.
"We don't care if the newer stuff is going to be better—we want better stuff now!" A male hippie protested.
"…And you're not even the producer of this story!" He then spoke again.
"Aright, so I'm not the producer of the show." The man rolled his eyes. "But if I was the producer…I would be the greatest of all producers!" He laughed like a crazy mad man.
Leaving that problem there to deal with their own problems, we go to Malik…
"Should I care that Bakura was abducted? Nah. What I have to think about now is fulfilling my legacy." He paused, then shifted his eyes, looking to see if anyone was watching him.
"MuHaHaHaHaHa!!" The Egyptian then took a bite out of his sandwich.
"Baloney, yum."
"Aha! I found you, you porno magazine stealer!" Yami Malik pointed at Malik dramatically.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Malik asked in an annoyed tone.
"You dumbass! Don't you remember a thing?! You stole my porno this morning, remember?!" He questioned.
"Oh that. I put it on the counter before I left laughing evilly to school this morning." Malik responded.
"You put it on the counter?" Yami Malik asked in confusion.
"God, now a flashback is gonna come." Malik sighed.
FLASHBACK
"MuHaHaHaHaHa!! You all shall realize my legacy!!" Malik laughed as he put his dark side's magazine on the counter then left.
FLASHBACK ENDS
"Hey! The 'puts the magazine on the counter' thing wasn't even in the last chapter! You should have put it!" The co-owner of the millennium rod shouted.
"Shut up. I put it in the flashback. But, if you remember, that scene was erased...So we shouldn't even be having this scene because it shouldn't exist!" Malik was even shocked from what he was saying.
"...Meaning..." Malik continued; "Oh my God...Oh my God....My baloney sandwich doesn't exist!" He cried.
"What an idiot. I'm outta here." Yami Malik then disappeared.
"Yes..." The dumber Malik regained his senses. "...Escape for now, but soon you and everyone else will parish in the hands of me! Malik Ishtar the evil of evil! MuHaHaHaHaHa!" He laughed madly.
"I shall torture my classmates...In the next chapter!"
To be continued
Will Malik really torture his classmates in the next chapter? Or will he just stale again and not till the next chapter after the next?
"Hey! A lot of stuff happened in this chapter!" Malik protested.
Will Malik fulfill his legacy? Will he keep using words like 'fulfill' and 'realize'...Or use new vocab for once?
"Shut up!"
Okay, okay, I will stop. What random crap will I pull outta my ass and put in the next chapter? Well, for those who read this story before it was taken down would know....But anyway, the next chapter is full of old and new stuff so don't miss it!
R&r!