Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil
Chapter 3: I shall Torture my classmates! MuHaHaHaHaHa!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Fox.
"Hey were like on a role here! Shelling out two chapters…In one day!" Malik stood proudly.
"Yeah, the chapters were pretty short and easy to write though." Yami Malik pointed out.
"Shut up!" Malik glared at his dark side.
In the cozy little classroom Malik sat in, it was break time. As odd as it may sound it was true. Malik was writing ideas for his 'master torture plan' in his notebook. Suddenly, the papers in the notebook were falling apart. That was a problem to Malik.
"Dammit! How evil it is!" He glared at the notebook. "I shall destroy it...Or just tape it back together."
A random female classmate of Malik's then walked up to his desk, which is where he was sitting if you didn't catch on and started to talk to him; "Hi Malik!"
"Get away from me you wench!" Malik shrieked then used his millennium rod to force her to jump out one of the windows.
"Hi Malik, how ya doing?" A random male classmate approached the weird Ishtar from behind and poked him on his back.
As fast as you could say 'the' Malik jumped behind the male classmate who was bothering him and yelled; "Judo chop!" Then hit the guy in the back of his neck, knocking him out.
"Hey Malik!" Another male classmate popped out of nowhere. They were like ants, you kill one and more would just come to harass you. It was like an infinite loop. "Did you do your homework last night?"
"Be gone!" Was all Malik said then he stabbed him to death with a knife continuously.
Everything and everyone went silent.
"Whoops..."
Then, in a far distant area in the world, which was right over there (points to the other side of the class room Malik was currently in) Yami Yuugi sat with Anzu.
"Damn him! He is trying to fulfill his legacy by torturing people! I can't let it happen! Why you ask? Because I am the star in Yu-Gi-Oh! And I always win!"
"Someone is full of it." Anzu responded then made a sour mad face at her friend, Yami Yuugi.
"I have tortured some of my classmates! I am one step closer to fulfilling my legacy! MuHaHaHaHaHa!!" Malik cackled.
"Why does he always have to do an evil laugh after he talks about his legacy?" Anzu whispered to Yami Yuugi.
Yami Yuugi then transformed....Into a bird! Alright, he just went back to being Yuugi. "He's just weird, Anzu. That's all I can say."
From making an executive decision, it was decided that the scene then went to after school.
"We want new ideas in old chapters! And new chapters!" The group of hippies persisted to protesting in whatever random place they wanted to stand.
"We want new ideas in—" They were cut off by a random man due to the fact he was spraying them with his hose…Full of pineapple juice!
(Insert dramatic music)
"You may have defeated us this time but we hippies won't lose this war of terror! We won't allow these old chapters to bore us and the rest of the world to death!" The leader yelled out bravely like. His speech was like one of those inspirational ones you heard on Fox TV—Really crappy.
"Why do I get the feeling these damn hippies are gonna stalk me until the later chapters show up?" Malik closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "And why do I get the feeling this chapter is gonna be short?" He opened his eyes and looked sad for a bit.
"…Oh well!"
Yuugi tapped into the puzzle he wore everyday and became the dead pharaoh we all like to call dumbass.
"Hey!" Yami Yuugi yelled out. He then decided to ignore that comment and continue on to what he was gonna say.
"I challenge you to a duel Kaiba! Err, Malik!" He quickly fixed his error.
"In order to fulfill my legacy, pharaoh, I must murder you! And your friends...That are right next to you! Bwa ha ha ha!!" Malik acted all villain like as everyone stood their speechless.
Yami Yuugi glared at Malik. Malik glared at Yami Yuugi. It was one of the best duels ever—it was a glaring contest! But after a couple of minutes, the battle was no longer between both of them; it then included all of Yami Yuugi's friends. Malik glared at Anzu. She then replied to his glare by glaring at him. Then Yami Yuugi glared at Malik again. Next Malik glared at Jounouchi—and, gasp! He did the same in return! And then Honda glared at Malik. Malik then glared back at him. And then Honda glared at Jounouchi!
"Hey man! I didn't do anything to you!" Jounouchi glared at Honda.
"Whoops, sorry." Honda said.
"Somebody went a little too far in the glaring contest." Malik said wittily.
"I think that is something we can all agree on." Yami Yuugi nodded his head in agreement.
"Indeed." Anzu nodded as well.
"Indeed!" Jounouchi added in as well.
They then all looked at each other, then at the floor. And then gave the impression of being occupied by looking at the surroundings outside. While doing this they were trying to avoid eye contact with each other. They didn't know what to do or say next so they said and did nothing but look like they were doing something.
"Well, isn't this an awkward moment." Jounouchi spoke and then coughed.
Just then, from far away, all the way from Malik's house, a voice called out his name. And somehow mystically the group could hear while they were still on the school grounds.
"Malik! Time for dinner!!" Isis screamed as loud as she could at the front door outside.
Malik heard her. Then for some unknown reason, he gave Yami Yuugi a mean glare. And when I mean mean, it was mean. Mean as an old man beating on a little boy for just spitting on the floor.
"Well, the lord of Hell has called for me. I must bid you all farewell." Malik said then walked in the dark then faded away.
"Lord of Hell? But wasn't that his sister who called him?" Jounouchi asked with a confused look on his face.
"You really are thick headed, aren't you, Jounouchi?" Anzu shook her head in disgust from the stupidity coming from her blonde friend.
"From this moment on...I vow that I will try by all means to stop Malik from fulfilling his legacy because I am Yami Yuugi!!"
To be continued
Malik has finally tortured some of his classmates...And killed one of them but anyway...Will Yami Yuugi carry out his vow for the rest of the story? Or will he decide to sit on his ass and watch reruns of old sitcoms? And what exactly is Malik's legacy??
"I dunno, but you'll have to read the rest of the story to find out! MuHaHaHaHaHa!!" Malik laughed like an idiot. He still does that laugh....Some things never change.
R&r!