Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil
Chapter 4: Random-ness and Cheetos
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
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Chapter 4: Random-ness and Cheetos
"Oh we all know that the chapter four title was repeated just to add more words so the story will look like it is big--I'm on to you author!" Malik pointed in front of him viciously.
"Hey, get away from me you freak!" Malik screamed at a figure holding an axe in front of him.
Because of the overwhelming amount of blood coming out of Malik's head, and because our camera's aren't working properly, we are unable to inform and describe to you about Malik's gory death so we will have to skip over this scene.
Wait a second! If Malik died then this story would be nothing. Er, uh, that part about him getting chopped up…It never happened.
"I'm home!" Malik chirped like a bird as he entered in his home--literally!
"Yeah, so what? I'm home too. In fact, so are Lishido and Isis." Yami Malik replied rudely.
"What an ass."
"Malik, where is that evil plan you promised us this morning?" Isis entered in the room the two Malik's currently stood in.
"Oh I changed my mind. I don't feel like plotting anymore today." He responded to his sister as if he was in a casual conversation.
"Okay..." She blinked.
"...I'm hungry." Yami Malik said after there was a small awkward silence.
"I'm gonna go to Kaiba's mansion because I feel like it and I'm gonna somehow get Yuugi and his friends to come with me...Except that one guy with the brown pointy hair. I don't wanna invite him." Malik finished.
"Excluding people now, aren't we?" Yami Malik raised a brow.
"What about dinner?" Isis asked.
"Screw it." He then walked off.
Meanwhile at the Kaiba mansion...
"Why do I have to do this again?" A long black haired boy in a dress asked. It was...MOKUBA! (insert dramatic music)
"Mokuba, Kaiba's Corp.'s stocks have some how mystically gone down by one percent and I somehow mystically have gone insane from it, just like in a bunch of other fics...Very cliché, isn't it? Anyway, in order to make sure this cliché is used, you will be entering in the Miss Pretty, get this, Junior division, contest." Seto laughed like a maniac.
"God I hate fics and their cliché's." Mokuba mumbled angrily.
"Do you know why I chose you to enter?" He asked his brother.
"Because I'm not a back-stabber and I will give you the prize money if I win?" He replied.
"Of course! I always knew you have some of my intelligence!" Seto clenched his fist with joy.
Mokuba sighed with disgust. "Yeah...One question; are you sure everyone will think I'm a girl?"
"Uhh yeah. A very masculine looking girl that is..."
Suddenly in a distant galaxy that was far far away, which was right over there (points to the exit door for the room the Kaiba brothers were in). People were talking and walking in the hallway!
"Tell me again, why are we gonna go see Kaiba?" Jounouchi asked in an annoyed tone.
"Because Malik wants us to go with him and we have agreed to come with him because we have to. Plus, I came because Kaiba owes me a bag of Cheetos." Yuugi stated.
"Since when does Kaiba eat Cheetos? And take stuff from you?" The blonde friend of Yuugi blinked with a bamboozled look on his face.
"Since when do you have a hot pink gel pen?" Yuugi retorted.
"Yuugi, that's yours." He glared at him.
"Oh." Yuugi looked at the floor.
And then there was another awkward silence in this chapter. They were all silent.
Malik coughed.
Jounouchi scratched his head.
Yuugi played with his hair.
"...But still, why Cheetos?" Anzu asked.
In the puzzle of Yuugi's, Yami Yuugi was there!
"Why are you hanging out with Malik, Yuugi?! Are you that gullible enough for him to convince you that you are both friends?!" Yami Yuugi hollered as he banged his fists on the soul room door that lead to the exit to reality.
"At least don't lock me in my soul room! I wanna come out! I promise I won't take control of you when dinner is about to start so I can eat dinner instead of you anymore! Yuugi!" He continued to bang non-stop on the door.
He then stopped for a second. Everything was quiet. He wanted to see if Yuugi would respond to his pleas. But he didn't.
"Dammit." Yami Yuugi snapped his fingers.
Back to reality!
"I will fulfill my legacy! Bwa ha ha ha!!" Malik laughed.
"How random." Jounouchi pointed out.
"Why did you randomly laugh, Malik?" The spiky short high school-er asked Malik.
"Because I haven't said that in this chapter yet. I must keep up with traditions." The Egyptian replied.
"He's got a point there." Anzu added.
So then Jounouchi and Anzu walked in the room the Kaiba brothers were in.
"Hey you guy-wow!" Jounouchi stared at Mokuba. Seeing Mokuba in a dress caused him to not be able to finish his sentence.
"I knew this was a bad idea!" Mokuba ran off crying.
"Mokuba, come back! You play a key role to let me win!" Seto called after his brother as he held out his hand.
Yuugi then was taken control of his dark counter part. It looks like Yami Yuugi was able to find a way to get out of his soul room after all!
"I somehow know that you are trying to enter Mokuba in a contest to win money. But this contest is only for girls since it is the Miss Pretty contest. Anyway, you want the prize money so you are trying to have him dress up as a girl and you are hoping no one will know his true gender. Am I right?" He conceded.
"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" Seto yelled out with frustration.
Yami Yuugi then went back to Yuugi. The joys of having a dead pharaoh from 3000 years ago live in you...
"Since it looks like Mokuba doesn't wanna do it, you should enter Anzu instead!" Yuugi brightly suggested.
"What are you, crazy?! No one likes old girls. In order to win I need a girl that is young and cute, which you friend could never fit into those categories." Seto stated intelligently with his eyes closed and his index finger pointing up.
"Are you saying I'm old?!" Anzu asked in a pissed off tone.
"Maybe."
"Shut up both of you!" Malik spat.
"Why do you care if they are fighting?" Jounouchi asked.
"I don't care if they are, it's just I haven't said anything in a while so I said that."
"I'm gonna go look for Mokuba." Seto spoke to himself as he walked to the exit.
"I want my bag of Cheetos you owe me, Kaiba. NOW!" Yuugi stood in a dramatic pose with his finger pointed at Kaiba.
Seto sighed. "If you want your damn Cheetos then come with me and I'll look for some while looking for Mokuba."
"Yay!" Yuugi cheered.
So the search for Mokuba and a bag of Cheetos (which we know Kaiba will never give one to Yuugi-or will he?) begins....
Oh and the protesting hippies are somewhere hiding in the, uh, hallway. Since laziness is in the air they are not added in this chapter. Can you find them? (It is just like Where's Waldo?)
To be continued.
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