"Well, it all started one day. I was told by one of my worshippers that a band of warriors will fight for all existence against the Wendigo crime lord, Anne Maneater." Anubis explained. "So I thought, why should I wait for Zeus, Ra or Odin to make that team, when I could easily make it myself, it turned out that I picked some weird choices, but who am I to complain."
We cut to a castle colored red and white with a stained glass window, where a group of misfits crashed on top of each other, in the yard, surrounded by rabbit creatures, the Rabbids.
"Welp, we're not dead." The green duck man, Robin, stated, shimmying out from underneath the purple robot named Dr. Nefarious. "But this is definitely not the house."
"Oh Lance! You ate my entire family! Now how are we supposed to get married?!" Nefarious said in a female voice, not moving his mouth.
"Um, is someone gonna help him?" The red haired man, Harry, said.
"I've got this." The black haired girl, Celestia Ludenberg, said before she whacks Nefarious on the head with a comically large hammer, returning him to reality.
"Thanks for that." Nefarious said, dusting himself off.
"Okay, one, who are all y'all, and two, someone get me some candy sticks." The boy with dragon features dressed in casual regal clothes, Prince Drakus Hydrax of Drakonia, said.
"I don't know anyone here!" The water dragon, Zap, said
"Okay, all of you look pretty strange, but cool at the same time." The green haired girl, Julie, said.
The pink, brown and white haired girl, Neo Politan, started flailing and kicking.
"It's okay Neo, I'm here. Wait, where is here?" The orange haired man, Roman Torchwick, wondered.
"I haven't the foggiest clue, sir." A man wearing a red top hat, Archibald Snatcher, said.
"Mario! Rabbid Peach! Beep-0! I'm SO relieved to see you!" A mysterious voice said.
"Wait, who said that?!" A white haired girl, Asami Uehara, said.
A girl with brown hair and a blue jacket, Muty, pointed at a young woman wearing a pink dress, Princess Peach Toadstool, conversing with a man wearing red clothes and blue overalls, Mario, a Rabbid version of herself, Rabbid Peach and some sort of robot with rabbit ears, Beep-0.
"The Rabbids are especially... exuberant today! Someone has "misplaced" Rabbid Mario's overalls." Peach said, pointing towards a bush with some sort of rabbit thing inside of it. "They're missing, and he's too embarrassed to come out from that bush he's hiding in!"
"Oooh! If I catch the thief who took my overalls! Where are they?!" The rabbid said in a machismo voice.
"Can you please look and find Rabbid Mario's overalls? Try checking the trees or the bushes!" Peach suggested.
"Consider it done, my beloved Princess! We are happy to serve!" Beep-0 stated.
"Hey, maybe we should find those overalls, might get us used to these, things." A girl with short pink and red hair, Hibiki Otonokoji, said.
"Well, we can try. Or maybe we should wait and see where we are." Her more 'endowed' twin sister, Kanade Otonokoji, suggested.
"Don't get too close to these rabbit things. They look feral." Robin suggested, looking at the Rabbids trimming the hedges.
The misfits then bumped into Mario, Rabbid Peach and Beep-0.
"Oof! Watch where you're going next time!" Hibiki said.
"Oh, my apologies. My name's Beep-0, my associates are Mario and Rabbid Peach, I'm not from this universe." "Wait, are you from another universe?" Drakus asked. "Yep… wait, how do you know about it?"
"We're from other universes too!" Drakus said. "Name's Drakus Hydrax, Prince of Drakonia."
"I'm Julie Hinikawa, former keyboard player of Puffy AmiYumi." Julie said.
"Zap, member of the Skylanders and a big prankster." Zap said.
"This is Neo Politan, I'm Roman Torchwick, we're friends." Roman added.
"My name is Archibald Snatcher, former exterminator." Archibald added.
"I do not think we have been introduced. I am Celestia Ludenberg, you can also call me Taeko Yasuhiro." Celestia added.
"Dr. Nefarious at your service, squishies." Nefarious added.
"My name's Harry, the yellow one's David and the bird's Robin" Harry added.
Muty got out a whiteboard and drew her name.
"So, you're named Muty." Beep-0 said.
Muty nodded.
"Just call me Asami Uehara." Asami added.
"Name's Zinnia Ramirez, Drakus's cousin." The pink and teal haired girl said.
"I am Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Vallière." the pink haired girl said.
"Designation: Metal Gear Rex." The bipedal tank said.
"Name's Will Vandom." The pinkette in a gray jacket said.
"Ghostface." The spirit in a dark shroud said.
"Sora Akashi, Ultimate Snowboarder." The albino girl said. "That's the only thing you should know."
"Kokoro Mitsume, Ultimate Psychologist... I believe." The brunette wearing glasses said.
"I'm Hajime Makunouchi, Ultimate Boxer. Nice to meet ya." The blonde wearing dark sunglasses said.
"I'm the Ultimate Firefighter, Shinji Kasai." The large redhead said.
"Your Big Sis here is named Setsuka Chiebukuro. Hope we get along!" The blueette wearing a billiards outfit said.
"I'm Hibiki Otonokoji, Ultimate Vocalist! And she's Kanade! My twin sister and Ultimate Guitarist and Murderous Fiend." Hibiki said.
"H-Hello. Please don't press into why I'm known as the Ultimate Murderous Fiend, let's just say, you don't wanna know." Kanade said.
"Wherever there's a scoop, my pen is never far behind! Ultimate Journalist, Nikei Yomiuri, at your service!" The blackette wearing a fedora said.
"I'm the Ultimate Actress, Emma Magorobi." The blonde wearing a fur coat said.
"I'm the Ultimate Painter, Iroha Nijiue! I hope we can get along!" The brunette wearing a beret said.
"I'm Yoruko Kabuya, Ultimate Hostess, unfortunately. I hope we can get along." The pinkette wearing a sweater said.
"I'm the Ultimate Spaceman, Yuri Kagarin. Please remember that." The young man with floof hair said.
"My name is Mikado Sannoji. I'm the Ultimate Wizard." The man wearing half a mask doing all of his expressions said.
"There's no way you've heard of me, but I'm a broker who works in the black market: Syobai Hashimoto." The gray headed young man said.
"I'm a proud and mighty member of ASIC's front-line infantry, Linda. Don't forget it!" The grey skinned greenette wearing a mouse jacket said.
"So, an Underling then?" Yoruko asked.
"What!? Where the hell do you get off calling me an underling, huh!?" Linda said, cheeks reddening.
"Well you said you're infantry, right? Definitely an Underling." Drakus explained.
"Well, I guess, but please just keep this between us." Underling said.
"Well, I'm J." The first drone wearing a suit and pigtails, named J, replied.
"I'm V." The second one, wearing a fur jacket with short sleeves, introduced herself.
"And I'm N." The male finished as he gave a salute, wearing a hat and coat.
"Well now you know our names, what are the other ones named?" Beep-0 asked curiously.
"My designation is Shockwave." The purple robot with a cannon arm said.
"I'm Mine." The pig tail pink haired girl said.
"Lark Cyclonis, that's all you need to know." The purple short haired girl said.
"Name's Sapphire Ink." The blue skinned short haired girl said.
"Montgomery Gator, at your service." The gator animatronic said.
"Aria Grundel, nice to meet you." The blonde girl in a blue dress said.
"My name's Jasmine Queenston, and this is my inner demon, Giff." The purple haired girl wearing a visor said, pointing towards a skull themed demon.
"Well, her father, Ikki, was my previous foe, but since I was revived, I became her demon." Giff explained.
"I am Megabeast Hunter Bangray, that's all you need to know." The manta ray monster said.
"I am Jeeves Weevil, a proud gentleman." The weevil monster said.
"Hello there, I'm Doctor Livesey!" The man dressed like a Victorian era man said.
"I'm Mimi, this is Sheshe. We're the Black Beauty Sisters." The blue haired fish girl said.
"Name's Lila Rossi." The brunette wearing an orange jacket said.
"I'm Namue, son of King Shark." The shark monster said.
"And I'm Uzi Doorman." The purple haired drone said. "And I'm an edgy rebel."
"Don't mind her, she's just dealing with a lot of emotional baggage on part of the countless members of her race that were slaughtered by me, V and J and the fact that her father was too much of a coward to save her from mortal danger." N explained.
"N!" Uzi shouted at N.
"SORRY!" N said, ducking behind a bush.
"Um, it sounds like you need to see a therapist." Beep-0 said.
"I know! But I'm too stubborn and emotionally unstable to see one! GAH! Why did I just admit that?!" Uzi explained.
Then N went out of the bush, carrying some overalls. "Don't know how these got here, but they seem important."
"Oh wait, those are Rabbid Mario's overalls!" Beep-0 exclaimed, carrying them to the bush Rabbid Mario was hiding in.
Then Rabbid Mario came out. He had the same hat and moustache as Mario, but carried more swagger.
"TA-DAAAA! Back in business!" Rabbid Mario cheered. Then a young man wearing a moustache and a green ensemble with blue overalls, Luigi, and his Rabbid counterpart with no moustache, Rabbid Luigi walked up to the misfit gang.
"Oh, you found your overalls, Rabbid Mario! I should've hid them somewhere else!" Rabbid Luigi said in a rustic voice.
"Ah, yes! You want to be just like Rabbid Mario! But only ONE of us can look THIS good in casual alternatives to pants!" Rabbid Mario said, jokingly.
"All's well that ends well! Now we can enjoy this beautiful day in peace and harmony!" Peach cheered.
"With our latest adventure complete, we can now kickback and relax - safe in the knowledge that EVERYTHING is under control." Beep-0 stated, not knowing the shenanigans about to ensue.
"Honestly, I'm like 80% sure that this is a kidnapping." Yuri said.
"A kidnapping?!" Mario said, in an Italian accent.
"My kidnapping sense is tingling. As a veteran of being kidnapped, I've got a feeling that this must be a kidnapping on a grand scale!" Yuri explained.
"What do you mean, "kidnapping sense"?!" Rabbid Mario asked.
"Hmm... If this IS a kidnapping, the culprit must be quite daring if they chose to target all of Hope's Peak's freshmen." Emma guessed.
"Wait a sec! If we HAVE been kidnapped, shouldn't we be tied up or have somebody guarding us or something?" Hibiki asked
"To be fair, no one's ever heard of a kidnapping where the kidnapper just let their victims run around willy-nilly. Let alone use a portal to kidnap their victims." Luigi suggested, also in an Italian accent.
"Well, I guess that it is very different from your average kidnapping." Yuri guessed.
Just then, a rabbit/star hybrid crashed into Drakus' gut, Drakus raising the creature up.
"Well, little guy, you should stay with me, I'll try to keep you safe."
Just then, 3 more show up and flock towards Cyclonis, Kanade, and Shockwave.
"Well, they're kinda cute." Cyclonis said, smiling.
"Plus, they're kinda shy." Kanade added.
"Logical, as we are strangers to them." Shockwave stated, as if it was a matter of fact.
Just then, a manta ray colored cosmic with black swirls was heading towards the castle. Besides the manta was a figure in a fur coat carrying an arrogant air about her.
"Aaaaaaahhh!!! A flying manta ray?!" Yoruko screamed.
"Is it a m-monster?! A monster!" Iroha screamed, clinging to Kanade.
"Holy cow, what a scoop! Flying Sea Animal, Or Marketing Stunt?" Nikei said.
"So, like... besides the fact that this fish thing can fly, this is a normal school event, right?" Hibiki wondered.
Rabbid Peach was laughing and looking at her phone when Kanade tried to warn her of the Manta, Rabbid Peach yelling at her all the while, then getting absorbed into it.
"You'll thank me when I save your ass." Kanade stated.
"I might become traumatized for life but it's worth it for the shits and giggles. And we'll save you, madam." Robin said.
"Um, we think we can save you. I hope." Asami said, sweating.
"Are you crazy? This scoop's gone off the rails and is getting too big, even for me!" Nikei exclaimed. "So of course, we're going after it."
Mario sweatdropped. "Uh… let's-a go… to wherever we need to go, I guess?"
Then Mario and Peach stared at each other, nodding then Mario jumped up (assisted by Peach lifting him) and into one of the swirls, being carried there by Beep-0.
"Okay, hey princess, you think you can get us a lift?" Hibiki asked.
"I know I can." Peach said, lifting them all up as they jumped, Beep-0 carrying them all into the swirl.
The misfits all landed, along with Mario, Beep-0 and the star Rabbid. Rabbid Peach clinging onto one of the flakes for dear life.
"DON'T panic, Rabbid Peach! We'll just stroll casually along the back of this flying creature and reach your location in no time!" Beep-0 said.
"Are you sure about that, because some lizard freaks dressed like street thugs, seagull ninjas and barracuda pirates are here along with shadow freaks and silver freaks and some bunny people with masks, we might call them Fanglars, Feargulls, Clurkrahnnas, Heartless and Nobodies. The rabbits we'll call Stooges." Robin explained, pointing at those same monsters.
"Uh-oh! Strike the words "casual", "stroll", and "don't panic" - we've got hostiles incoming!" Beep-0 freaked out. "Everyone, take cover - and don't get caught out in the open! Move from cover to cover - and remember to attack!"
"What do you take this for, a tactical game?" Drakus asked rhetorically before running towards a Fanglar, slicing its head clean off with his cobalt blue and black serrated sword, BlueBlaze, before running towards a Feargull and slicing him in half.
"Why are you not taking cover!" He said as everyone laughed…and then Kanade brought out a boombox, of all things, and started to play a song to accompany Drakus, who was dancing as he killed the monsters.
BGM: Rules of Nature (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
"Oh, ha ha!" Beep-0 exclaimed in frustration as the misfits were clapping to the beat and laughing, while Hibiki decided to dance to it while Mario and Aria stood there, wondering what the hell was going on.
"I have no idea what's going on…" Mario said.
"No kidding." Aria agreed.
Beep-0 finally got around to taking cover. "Ugh… nice job, you bozos!" He said.
"Hey, say what you will, that guy has an idea!" Monty argued.
"Well, we should follow his lead." Aria agreed.
"Now wait a second, we should plan first." Beep-0 attempted to argue for strategy.
"No, he's got a point." Kanade agreed with Monty.
The misfits then charged forward, using whatever new weapons they had on them to fight off the monsters.
Kanade quickly stroked the strings of her new guitar, and a laser beam shot out of the tip towards a Clurkrahnna, which hit him square in the gut.
Hibiki hit a high note on her new microphone, blasting a Soldier Heartless into nothing.
Monty used his upgraded claws to slice a Dusk Nobody apart like bologna.
Dr. Nefarious used his new blaster to blast away some Fanglars.
Several Stooges rushed Roman and Neo, who were more than prepared for them. Roman parried a blow from a blast of shadow, sidestepped another, then blasted one of the Stooges into unconsciousness with his upgraded Melodic Cudgel. Then it was on to the next. As Neo knocked the third Stooge away and gored it on her upgraded Hush, she became aware of a presence behind him; one of the Clurkrahnnas had gotten behind her and was raising a cleaver high above Neo's head, ready to cleave her in two.
This unfortunate Clurkrahnna then suffered a blow to the head from Snatcher's new mallet, dazing him. After kicking that Clurkrahnna to the ground, Snatcher threw the mallet so that it wrapped the chain around another potential threat, yanking the chain to draw the Fanglar close before sending a burst of lightning from the pistol chained to the mallet in the lizard's face, jolting him out cold.
Robin used a shovel to fend off Feargulls and Dusk Nobodies like nobody's business (see what I did there?) before Harry made use of a barstool to whack away a Fanglar, using his own weight as leverage.
Manny used a baseball bat to swat away Feargulls and Soldier Heartless left and right while Asami made use of a monkey wrench, goring it through a Clurkrahnna's skull.
Julie used her new keytar to slice and dice her way through a group of Soldier Heartless, while Zap just zapped and made them slip and slide on his sea slime.
Uzi made good use of her railgun, blasting Fanglars left and right, while N, V and J started doing what Disassembly Drones did best (that is murdering things).
Aria made use of her new sais and started slashing through Feargulls like they were fine meat.
Shockwave made due with his arm cannon, blasting through Fanglars while Mine started blasting through some Feargulls.
Mimi and Sheshe sang their signature song, "Voice in the Dark", making the Fanglars scream in pain from the song.
Cyclonis used her staff to swat and blast away any Fanglars and Stooges that got close to her while Sapphire made use of her new katana, slicing away at any Clurkrahnnas and Nobodies that got the drop on her.
Only Sora, Yoruko, Shinji, Kokoro, Hajime, Yuri, Nikei, Iroha, Emma, Shobai and Mikado got behind cover and were shooting at the enemies with duel blaster guns.
Underling started whacking Stooges with her upgraded lead pipe.
Dr. Livesey sliced and diced his way through with a smile and shot some Stooges down, also with a smile.
Bangray ripped through the Fanglars and Stooges like they were fresh vegetables and Jeeves sucked some Stooges dry, dissipating as they did so.
Muty got out some crocodile claws and started ripping and tearing through the Fanglars, meanwhile Celestia made use of her hammer and started whacking Stooges on the head like a twisted game of whack a mole.
"You know, I honestly did not expect the deer girl to be able to control a rabbit army," Giff commented as he casually punted some Stooges away. "Does this count as animal abuse?"
"Well Beep-0, say what you will, they're doing good out there." Mario said as he ran by, blasting away at Fanglars.
"Giff, that's not a nice way to refer to these things," Jasmine chided, blasting some Stooges away with a burst of light energy.
Giff laughed and high-fived his partner.
Then, Rabbid Peach let go of the flake and landed in a karate pose. Then got out her missile launcher, the TripleTroll. Unfortunately, it short circuited along with Mario's Duel Blasters.
"Come on, ya dumb thing, work! Were you cheaply made or not?!" Rabbid Peach ranted and raved in a valley girl voice.
"Rabbid Peach! You're safe - despite the mysterious, malevolent energy sabotaging our weapons!" Beep-0 cheered. "Neutralizing our weapons? Ha! We'll simply rely on our powerful Dash move that has saved the day for us during many a battle! Using Dash, we can jar those egg-like things loose. Once they're in your possession, you can throw them at the creature's orb-shaped eyeball protuberances - its weak spots!"
"Or we do the simpler solution, we can just blast those eyes until they disintegrate." Dr. Livesey suggested, dashing an egg, tossing it towards a Stooge, blowing it up and then shooting the eyes down with his two pistols.
The manta screamed and fell towards a floating island. Then our heroes jumped and landed. (With some of them crashing head first before getting back up.) Then they were surrounded by Stooges, Soldier Heartless, Dusk Nobodies, Fanglars, Feargulls and Clurkrahnnas.
"Er, Starburst, if you can do something, do it now!" Drakus yelled at the yellow star/Rabbid hybrid.
"I can do this." Starburst said, tapping on Rabbid Peach's TripleTroll, reactivating it along with Mario's Duel Slingers.
"Our weapons have been reactivated! Time to take cover, take aim and fire at those baddies!" Beep-0 cheered.
"Oh ho ho! Now you're speaking my language!" Monty said, taking up a bazooka and blasting it at some Fanglars.
"Yeehaw! Blast 'em cowboy!" Kanade cheered, blasting away at Stooges.
Then, countless minutes were spent shooting at Fanglars, Feargulls, Clurkrahnnas, Soldier Heartless, Dusk Nobodies and Stooges.
"Okay, I'm bored. Let's go somewhere else." Drakus stated, jumping off the rock, before landing on a manta, everyone following him.
Just then, the same figure from Peach's castle, now shown to be a girl with sharp teeth wielding a bloodied antler, Anne Maneater, along with an astral being in a hood with one eye appeared in front of them, Cursa, along with a man with a cage helmet and tattered straightjacket, Jackal, a grey haired girl in a hood, Covielle, a black and white dragon-like creature, Saimin, and a girl with cyan hair and a red spiral on her cheek, Sam Zelnick.
"I see you are new to heroics," Anne said. "Hello, my colorful friends! I'm Anne Maneater, villain extraordinaire! And yes. I know exactly who you are... And exactly why you're here."
"Enough of your chit chat!" Drakus interrupted. "What do you want with this world?!"
A confident smirk grew on Saimin's face. "Merely tying up a few loose ends. This world served its purpose in our mutual designs, and now that purpose is long passed. You are naught but a liability at this stage, and SIREN can scarcely afford to allow it to continue. It is not as if they bear any true opposition to us." Saimin said.
"I'm no idiot, you know. I have been expecting your arrival ever since I saw that portal." Anne stated.
Then, Cursa stared at the Goombas in the area, making their eyes turn orange and go towards the heroes at a rapid rate.
"See, I think it's time for you to fork the little star thing over... either of your own fruition, or with a bit of... persuasion." Anne said.
"That vicious, HORRIBLE girl is ANNE MANEATER! The monster with her is CURSA! We barely escaped her - now she won't stop chasing us!" Starburst explained.
"I'm gonna guess that the rest are Sam Zelnick, Saimin, Jackal and Covielle." Drakus said nonchalantly, punting three Goombas as he did so.
"This "Cursa" is well out of range, as are these "Anne Maneater", "Sam Zelnick", "Jackal", "Covielle" and "Saimin", yet their energy readings are beyond my ability to measure!" Beep-0 said.
"Since you lot have ignored my warnings. Oh! S-Sorry, I-I don't mean "warnings," I mean my BLATANT THREATS! I can only assume that the one way to truly get those star things is to mercilessly beat all of you into a fine paste." Anne snarled.
"I-I can help! I can give Drakus and Mario the ability to power up their attacks! It'll even have the same effect on friends!" Starburst explained.
"I could use a few more hits. Besides, this might be in our favor." Kanade said.
"We'll take all the help we can get! Drakus, Mario, be sure to see what this new ability of yours can do. Speaking of abilities, remember that you have Techniques at your disposal. I have a feeling you're going to need them!" Beep-0 explained.
"Welp, time to get away with murder." Kanade said, before plucking a few strings, buffing up the team.
Then some time was spent kicking Fanglar, Feargull, Clurkrahnna, Heartless, Nobody and Goomba ass.
"You wanna take the star bunnies, Annie?" Drakus asked. "Then you shall experience all the powers of-"
The sound of an electric crackle interrupted his boast.
"All right, Starry! If you're still determined to keep away from me...I'll have to take you...with a pair of cold...dead...HANDS!!" Anne said, her antler crackling with thunder.
Drakus clenched his teeth and glared at Anne.
"Do not mourn your loss," Cursa said in an eloquent female voice. "You were never going to win, thus there is nothing to mourn. Find comfort in the fact that you shall perish at the hands of those who will change all the worlds into something new and glorious. For we-"
Drakus was surprised to see Anne, Cursa and Saimin blasted backwards by a disc. Before Sam, Covielle and Jackal could react, they were hit by a missile and found themselves hurled into a portal. Then a spaceship flew by, rocketing towards the misfits, Mario, Rabbid Peach and Beep-0. And out popped Rabbid Mario, being held by Luigi.
"C'mon, we gotta go!" Rabbid Mario said, holding out his hand.
Then, the group leapt up, holding each other's hands before getting pulled into the ship. By the time Cursa, Saimin and Anne got up and Covielle, Jackal and Sam teleported back to their side, the heroes were long gone.
The heroes were wandering onto the ship, and then an octahedron with bunny ears appeared in front of them.
"Welcome, everyone. It is fortunate that you are unharmed your safety is critical to our mission." The octahedron said.
"Hey! Hello! Remember me? The entity who created you? I'm alive too!" Beep-0 said.
"Also fortuitous, but with a critical success factor that is lower in comparison by 31.732193%." The octahedron snarked.
"Hehe - forgive JEANIE here for her arrogance, everyone. As the ship's new Artificial Intelligence she just became self-aware yesterday." Beep-0 explained. "OBVIOUSLY, I have a lot more testing to do, but seeing as how we're in an emergency situation here, I-"
Just then, the star/rabbid came into the room, Rabbid Luigi smiling.
"Hi, little fella! Aren't you sparkly?! Did you come on board with Mario?" Rabbid Luigi asked.
"Interesting. It appears that this creature is equal parts Rabbid and Luma. It contains a massive amount of harnessable energy as a result." JEANIE realized. The pictures of a Rabbid, a star creature, a Luma, and the Rabbid/Luma hybrid.
"How could this have happened? Rosalina would never have allowed this!" Peach exclaimed.
"Mama! S-she's in trouble because of Anne! Please help her! PLEASE!" Starburst exclaimed.
"Oh, no... Rosalina... Something terrible must have happened!" Peach realized.
"So, this thing is a fusion between Luma and Rabbid, we'll call them Sparks." Nikei stated.
"I like it, let's go with that." Rabbid Mario said.
"Anyways, Anne and Cursa are conquering the galaxy using a corruptive energy called Darkmess." JEANIE explained. "I can pinpoint the epicenter of this activity - Cursa's stronghold. It would take our ship an eternity to travel the distance between our current location and this stronghold. However, using a PURIFIED form of Darkmess energy could create a series of Warp Tunnels that would make such travel almost instantaneous."
"JUST what I was about to suggest to our friend here. Hmm. what do we call your kind? Aha! How about, "Rabbid Lumas"?" Beep-0 suggested.
"Nah, we are on the Spark train now." Kanade stated.
"Really? Because objectively speaking I think "Rabbid Lumas" is kind of perfect - no?" Beep-0 asked.
"Nope, it ain't." Hibiki stated.
"The closest planet within range is Beacon Beach. The Darkmess has already spread there. Not enough data to define the level of danger." JEANIE showed.
"Please, JEANIE, adventure may be new to you, but not to US. expect the level of difficulty of THIS mission to be..."
"We'll worry about difficulty later." Mikado stated.
"Regardless, with the Rabbid Lumas behind us, the rocky road ahead will be made just a little smoother." Beep-0 said.
"I believe the consensus was "Sparks"." JEANIE said.
"WHATEVER. What matters is we have their help. Listen, now that Flip knows they're with us, I bet he will never bother us again!" Beep-0 said.
Meanwhile, in an astral plane, Anne was at a table, staring at a horde of villains and monsters and 3 mutated Rabbids.
"I NEED the energy of those creatures! Bring them to ME!" Cursa stated.
"Calm down, Cursa, we'll get those things later. In the meantime, our new associates are gonna arrive." Anne said, hushing Cursa. Then, she flipped a switch, electricity pumping into a pile of comics, lighting up the room with a blood red hue.
Just then, a tall, menacing looking alien appeared from the comics that looked like a mix between an Iguanodon, a crocodile, and a wolverine with red eyes. He was wearing black and gold armor with a matching helmet, and there were seven different colored gemstones on the collar piece of his armor (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet). He stood before the villains with an imposing presence, it was Darkanos. And with him was a big muscular bear with glowing red eyes and a goatee, wearing red armor and a horned grey helmet on his head, who happens to be Darkanos' top military leader, Rosozon. On Rozoson's left was the commander of the Paraxis, the foot soldiers of Darkanos' army, Grunemitt, a green, insectoid dog with big, green insect eyes, yellow antennae, and a dark green carapace covered in jewels. On Rozoson's right was Darkanos' chief enforcer, Orvomon, a large, orange boar wearing a chest strap with a skull on it, spiked bracelets, and a furry loincloth, and was very gluttonous. Next to Grunemitt was Blaludon, a sexy-looking cow with blue hair and blue make-up wearing a dark blue dress with a black neckpiece on it, who wants to make Darkanos her own. Next to Orvomon was the jailer for Darkanos' dungeon, Infafre, a ram with a hunched-over posture wearing a light blue cloak, who is the most loyal minion to him. Next to Blaludon was another of Darkanos' most trusted warriors, Vistosam, a horse with a fancy-looking mustache and goatee, wearing a purple lacey outfit similar to what was worn in William Shakespeare's time, complete with a frilly neckpiece. Finally, next to Infafre, was another of Darkanos' most trusted warriors, Gelgieden, a female frog wearing yellow armor encrusted with jewels, and has a hankering for valuable gemstones as well.
"I can't believe it! We're finally free from the comics again!" Blaludon said.
"Why did you take so long to free us?" Grunemitt said.
"I found a good place for you to work with us." Anne said, showing them the astral stronghold.
"Whoa. It seems very nice." Orvomon said.
"Such a lovely sight. Although, it could use the extravagant presence of my beauty." Vistosam said, holding up a mirror to admire his good looks.
Rozoson then grabbed the mirror, and smashed it on the floor. "KNOCK IT OFF WITH YOUR PRIDEFUL NATURE, VISTOSAM! This girl has freed us from the comics for a reason! And, it would be best to hear what she wants us to do!"
"Sheesh. Take a chill pill." Vistosam said, rolling his eyes.
"Enough admiration. Let's talk business. I've always thought ruling the 2-D world was starting to get stale. Now that we're free again from my hand-drawn prison, it's time to retry conquering the 3-D world, and make the people of this world bow before us." Darkanos said.
"So, it's basically doing the same stuff we did in the comics, but in the real world again?" Gelgieden reiterated.
"Pretty much." Darkanos said, flustered. "So, I believe the best way to start would be to give the people of this world a taste of what we can do."
"That sounds brilliant, darling." Blaludon said, approaching Cursa in a sexy manner. "Then, later we can have a little... quality time together."
Cursa then pushed her aside. "Whatever. Rozoson, I'd like for you, Orvomon, Gelgieden, and Vistosam to accompany me as we storm the beaches. Grunemitt, you will bring the Paraxis along to assist us." Darkanos stated.
"As you command, my lord!" Rosozon stated, bowing.
"Sure thing, sir." Grunemitt stated, bowing slightly
"Infafre, since you have no combat experience what-so-ever, you will stay behind, and resume your duties as jailer to all the monsters in my dungeon. Oh, and keep an eye on Blaludon, as well. We don't want Cursa giving her STDs." Darkanos stated.
"Of course, master." Infafre said, bowing to him as well. "I'll make sure the monsters don't try to escape."
"Good. Now, let's show everyone what we're capable of!" Darkanos cheered, as he started walking out with the villain army, the 3 mutated Rabbids, Rozoson, Orvomon, Gelgieden, Grunemitt, and Vistosam.
AN: OH DAMN! Things are getting intense, and it's the first chapter proper. Expect more shenanigans to come in the future.