..:: The End…Sort Of ::..
HAPPY 2005 EVERYBODY!!!!! Bad news: I gotta go back to school tomorrow! Blech!
Thank you to Chica De Los Ojos Cafe, Readerrr Grrrl, todd fan, EE's Skysong, Sangofanatic, psychobunny410, heartsyhawk, and DragonMaster02 for reviewing!!!!
No one gets ice cream! No one found the PotC line…that makes me sad. Sorry, heartsyhawk, it wasn't the Captain Obvious line. Don't cry psychobunny410! You guys all have another chance, don't worry…NO DON'T GO LOOKING YET! I left a nice BIG FAT HINT at the end of this chappie. Hm, EE's Skysong, I'm thinking…I really am! Remy seems cool, but FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS CHEESY, don't use him!! He can pull off Sexy Archer, or Sexy Ranger Who Will Be King. I recommend Sexy Archer better, though. Especially since then he'd get to be a Sexy Elf! But back to Frodo…personally, I'd cast him second to last. Fellowship-wise, I'd worry about Aragorn (leader dude, has a girlfriend…very crucial), Legolas (you know my opinion about that already), Gimli (he and Legolas become buddies, so…), Boromir (he dies, BUT he becomes obsessed with gold jewelry, plus his lil bro becomes important later…OH THAT IS SO PIMP I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOR WHO THAT COULD BE!), Gandalf (wizard dude, former leader…need I say more?), Pippin (he and Merry are best buds, but Pippin is the funnier one), Merry (see Pippin's), THEN see who's left for Frodo. Cuz Frodo suffers BIG TIME, (sniff) I feel so bad for him! But Sam's easy, whoever's a good buddy of whoever's Frodo…wait! Sam! Sam can be Sam! LoLz…But then that'd make Bobby Frodo, probably…hey, it could work! I dunno…I'm rambling here…moving on!
DISCLAIMER: Does Evan like Shakespeare? Will Toad ever give up on Wanda? (poor dude) Will Scott ever get that pole out of his ass?
So, where did we leave off? Oh yeah. Rogue and Pyro and Jimmy and Charlie went riding down to the Imperial City, where we all know Lance, Pietro, Toad, Fred, and Mastermind were hiding somewhere…
But anyway, Rogue rode RIGHT into the parade (how come no one kicked her out of it?) and started arguing with Remy.
"The Huns are here," she said.
"Where?" Remy demanded, pulling out his sword. "Remy'll kill dem!"
"Okay, Remy, you're supposed to ARGUE with her and IGNORE her," Wanda said.
"Ouai, but dat's borin'!"
"Besides, the only one who really cares about her being a girl is Scott," Bobby pointed out, jerking his thumb at said Scott, who was looking very uncomfortable on his horse, considering the whole pole-up-his-ass thing.
Well, so Rogue got out of the parade cuz a REALLY RUDE DUDE kicked her out of it, and the soldiers got to The Spyke. Remy knelt. "Remy presents to y' the sword of…Lance," he said. Yeah, that really doesn't sound that impressive.
"I know what this means to you, Captain Remy," Evan said. "Well, actually, I don't."
"Just say your damn lines!" Wanda snapped.
"I'm sure your father would be very proud," Evan said.
Offstage, Forge was sniffling. "That's my groovy boy!" he said, dabbing at his eyes with his tie-dye bandanna. Everyone within a ten foot radius of him was backing away slowly.
"…Riiiiiiiiight," Evan said when he saw Forge. He went totake the sword when Ross came swooping down and grabbed it, soaring away. He flew up past the rooftops where some gargoyles were sitting, and dropped it. And guess what? Lance actually caught it. What are the odds of that? I mean, he wasn't even looking at the thing!
"I told you that last gargoyle looked too skinny!" An Unimportant Celebrating Dude said to his friend, Another Unimportant Celebrating Dude.
So anyway, Pietro, Fred, Toad, and Monkey Dude burst out of the dragon thingie (I seriously cannot remember the name for it right now. Pathetic, no?) with lots of "Rrrawrrr!"s, etc.
Remy tried to fight Fred, but, come on, the dude's huge, there's not much you can do. Needless to say, he got knocked over. So Fred picked up The Spyke and ran in, while Toad and Monkey Dude closed the doors and Pietro threatened people unnecessarily with his bow and arrow as he backed inside.
Remy got up, saw the doors closing, and ran after them. Behind the dragon, Bobby, Ray, Rob and the Unimportant Soldier Dudes started running up the stairs after them. Talk about slow reactions. Of course they all got there too late, although Remy did slam his fist into the door – not like that did anything except give Remy a sore fist, poor dude.
Well, anyway, Lance started cackling like an evil maniac…oh wait, he is one. "Ahahahahaha – (cough splutter hack) Muhahaha!"
"Totally pathetic," Mystique said, popping in for a brief cameo as Simon the judge from American Idol…complete with the Brit accent and crossed arms and I'm-better-than-you look.
Then Remy got a REALLY stupid idea. He and the other soldiers thought that if they could ram a giant stone P.O.'d lion against the doors, then they would open! That was a REALLY stupid idea.
Rogue came running up to them. "They'll nevah reach The Spahke in tahme," she said. "Unless…" She whistled. "Hey guys! Ah have an ahdea." Bobby, Ray, and Rob all looked at each other, dropped the statue, and followed Rogue immediately.
!WARNING! THE REST OF THE STORY WILL BE FEATURING BOBBY, RAY, AND ROB IN MIDDLE AGE CHINA DRAG. TRANSLATION: BOBBY, RAY, AND ROB WILL NOW BE DRESING UP AS KIMONO-CLAD, FACE-PAINTED CONCUBINES. DON'T LIKE…WELL, TOO BAD!
So Ray did this unnecessary flippy thing with his sword, and handed it to Rogue. Bobby and Rob took off their armor, and gave it to Rogue, who led them over to Some Place I Don't Know.
Then Rogue came out with something resembling a hand gun (bear with me, I honestly don't know what the thing's called) and cotton swabs…you'd think Bobby, Ray, and Rob would understand what was going on by now. Well, actually, Ray did, considering he's been through that before, but Bobby and Rob didn't have a clue. Ray cracked up insanely as Rogue tied Bobby to a chair, and he tied Rob to the other chair. Rogue wiped the wet cotton swab on their ears, and Ray just started laughing like a maniac. Maybe Bobby and Rob were super-thick in the head or something…or at least, Bobby was. At any rate, these were the exact words out of his mouth: "Hey! What's with the watery cotton ball?" Well, maybe Rob could smell the rubbing alcohol, because he at least started thrashing, which cued more insane laughter from Ray. Then Rogue picked up the gun. "Hold still, now," she said to Bobby, and put the gun to his ear.
Have you ever seen any of those horror movies where the killer moves in on his victim with his weapon in his hand, and the victim got a terrified look on her face? And then the screen goes dark, and you don't see anything, but there's this piercing scream that makes you jump and spill all your popcorn? (1)
Well, Bobby and Rob sure aren't girls, but the four super-shrill screams…followed by insane cackling that could rival Pyro's…that Evan, Lance, Pietro, Fred, Toad, and Monkey Dude heard definitely didn't come from Rogue.
"Sissies," Pietro said.
Moving on! To half an hour later, when Bobby, Rob, and Ray finally calmed down and got dressed.
Be a man!
So Bobby, Ray, and Roberto had their faces hidden behind fans. Then they all closed them at the exact same time and struck the same poses. Well, Ray was facing to the left, and Bobby was facing to the right, and Rob was facing center, but they were all sticking their chests out (since it would be the only time they would ever have anything TO stick out – unless they learned how to make their pecs dance or something, which I find repulsing) and had Tough Man glares on their faces.
Let's look at this from right to left, just to make things weird. First: Bobby. He was wearing a red kimono, with a pink dress underneath, plain round orange earrings, and an orange sash. He also had a brown wig that matched his regular hair color up in a bun and tied with a red scrunchie. Actually, they all had their hair up in buns, because I'm too lazy to do anything else to them. His face was entirely white, except for blush on his cheeks and red lipstick. And blue eye shadow. They actually all the same makeup, except the eye shadow was in different shades. Oh yeah, and he had oranges for boobs.
Now Roberto. He was wearing a blue kimono, with a baby blue dress underneath, big round blue earrings, and a baby blue sash. And he had nectarines for boobs. And Ray was wearing a tannish-yellowish kimono with a yellow dress underneath, and a pale yellow sash, and flat yellow oval-shaped disk earrings, and he had apples for boobs. Except he must've been wearing the wrong bra or something, cuz the apple actually came out of it, traveled around to closer to his left shoulder, and settled back in. (2) Weird, I tell ya.
We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man)
Rogue, Bobby, Rob, and Ray walked up to some conveniently located pillars and whipped out their sashes with a, well, whipping noise. Ray did this with a hand on his hip, however. Methinks he's enjoying this a wee bit too much. Well, anyway, they looped the sashes around their own pillars.
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Someone tapped Rogue on the shoulder, and she turned around with an "Oh, shit!" look on her face. But it was only Remy (NOT in Middle Age China drag, thankfully). He took off his fanciful cape and wrapped it around his own pillar. And they all started climbing. Don't ask me how sashes can hold their weight.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
On A Balcony Of The Palace…
Fred dragged Evan out to a balcony thingie where everyone could see him. Lance hung upside down on the roof so that he popped up in Evan's face. "Boo!" he yelled.
"AHHHHH! KILL IT!!" Evan yelled, jumping back and shooting out spikes at Lance's upside-down face.
Lance screamed like a little girl and fell off the roof, missed grabbing the railing, and plummeted to the ground to certain death.
Well, Jean actually did something nice for once and stopped him midair telekinetically, and put him back on the balcony.
"Guard the doors," Lance said to Pietro, Fred, Toad, and Monkey Dude, who went scurrying out. Well, they didn't scurry; Pietro zoomed, Toad hopped, Fred sorta waddled, and Monkey Dude stalked off in the best I'm-not-a-monkey walk he could do.
"Your walls and armies have fallen," Lance said. "And now it's your turn. Damn, thisguy sounds stupid," he said.
"Tell me about it," Evan said.
Outside The Balcony Thing, In The Hallway…
Fred closed the door and looked around, not like he really needed to. In an adjacent corridor, Rogue peeked out at them, then pulled her head back. Bobby was busy adjusting the oranges in his bra. "Okay, any questions?" Rogue said.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" Bobby asked. Rogue slapped him. "Ow! It was just a question…"
So then Rogue, Bobby, Ray, and Rob walked out giggling and such, with their faces half hidden behind fans. Bobby tripped over his kimono, but other than that they did pretty well. "Who's-there?" Pietro demanded, fitting an arrow in his bow.
"Concubines, yo," Toad said.
"Ugly concubines," Fred added.
Bobby, Ray, and Rob stopped in front of them, giggling and waving. "Oh, he's so cute!" Ray said. Let us all hope that he was at least talking about Pietro.
Toad waved back, and Fred elbowed him, accidentally sending him smashing into the wall. "Oops," Fred said.
An apple fell out of Ray's kimono (yup, he's definitely wearing the wrong bra) and rolled over to Toad. He covered up by turning to the side, smiling sweetly, and fanning himself some more. Ick.
Meanwhile, in yet another adjacent corridor, Remy peeked out in time to see Ross notice him. "Merde," he muttered.
Ross started to screech, just in time to get all his feathers flamed off by Pyro and his handy-dandy lighter. "Now that's what Oy call Mongolian barbecue," he said to Jimmy.
Toad got up and handed the apple back to Ray with a really dorky smile. Then Ray pulled out his other apple, while Bobby and Rob pulled out their oranges and nectarines.
Rob smashed his nectarines on Fred's head (effectively messing up his Mohawk), and then smashed his head against the wall, knocking him out. Ray shoved his apple into Toad's mouth, tripped him, and then knocked him out with the cement-breaking trick he had perfected oh so well at training camp. Bobby blacked two punches from Monkey Dude, then grabbed his arm and flipped him over his head.
Rogue kicked aside Pietro's bow and arrow, punched him in the chin, elbowed him in the solar plexus (3), tackled him, and held his head up with his bow. Wow, that's a lot. "Remy, go!" she yelled.
And Remy went, running past the fallen Brotherhood…plus Monkey Dude…and shoving the doors open.
"I tire of your arrogance, old man!" Lance yelled, pointing his sword at Spyke.
"Dude, you're older than me," Spyke pointed out.
"Well, then…respect your elders!" Lance yelled. "Bow to me!"
"No matter how the wind howls," Evan said sagely. "The mountain cannot bow to it."
Lance rolled his eyes. "Then you will kneel in pieces!" he yelled, bringing his sword up as if to cut Evan's head off. Of course, Remy intercepted with his own sword just in time. Evan just moved out of the way all sagely…again.
Remy knocked Lance's sword out of his grasp, then kicked him in the chin, sending him slamming against a conveniently located pillar. He lunged at him with his sword, but Lance grabbed his arm and flung him out, intending to fling him out where he would fall into the crowd with a splat. But Remy grabbed the conveniently located pillar, swung around, and kicked Lance in the face, knocking him to the floor.
Remy tackled him and punched him in the face, but Lance grabbed him by the throat and knocked him over so he was on top. But Remy punched him in the chin…again…and rolled over twice so that Lance was face down on the floor with his arm twisted behind him.
Rogue, Bobby, Ray, and Rob came running in. Took them forever, man. "Roberto, get The Spahke!" Rogue said.
"Sorry, Your Majesty," Rob said, looking like he was gonna crack up, then picked up Evan and went swinging down on the string with his sash.
Lance looked up in time to see Rob and Evan go sailing down, going…going…lost in the crowd. "No!" Lance yelled, now very P.O.'d.
!WARNING! THE FOLLOWING SCENE FEATURES REMY GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY LANCE. NOW, BEFORE YOU ALL DRAW YOUR POINTY OBJECTS AND CHARGE LANCE, LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THIS WAS IN THE SCRIPT, AND REMY WOULD TYPICALLY WIN IN A REAL-LIFE SCENARIO. FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO SEE REMY GETTING HIS ASS KICKED, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU SEE ANOTHER LINE ALL IN CAPITALS.
Lance elbowed Remy in the face, then headbutted him. (Ouch) Rogue, who was chilling hear the pole with her sash around the string, flinched. Lance then picked up Remy and threw him on the ground, where he bounced like a little dolly and lay motionless.
Meanwhile, Bobby and Ray had slid down the string. "Come on!" Bobby yelled at Rogue. She glanced down at Remy, who looked like a broken doll, then at Lance's sword, then at Lance who was walking towards her. She grabbed the sword and did a heroic/stupid thing: she cut the string. So the string fell to the ground and everyone cheered.
Lance scanned the crowd for The Spyke. He didn't find him, which is kinda odd. I mean, you'd think that three dudes dressed up in Middle Age China drag and a black dude with blonde hair would be pretty conspicuous, but whatever. Maybe it had something to do with Michael Jackson running around the crowd, giggling his fake nose off.
So anyway, Lance got REALLY P.O.'d, grabbed his sword from the pole, completely ignored Rogue, and went after Remy again. Remy pulled up a dagger from somewhere, but Lance kicked it aside. "You," he said, and punched him in the face with the hand holding the sword. How he did that without stabbing/slicing/cutting Remy in any way, I do not know. He grabbed Remy by his fanciful cape. "You took away my victory!" he pulled his sword back to stab Remy.
!WAZZUP! ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO SEE REMY BRIEFLY GET HIS ASS KICKED CAN LOOK NOW.
"No!" Rogue did another heroic/stupid thing: she threw her shoe at Lance. It bounced off the back of his head and conveniently landed near her. However, Lance went flying past Remy to land heavily on the ground, considering Rogue's footwear. "Ah did."
"Oh yeah," Lance said, remembering. He then completely ignored Remy and went after Rogue.
"Wait wait wait!" Rogue yelled as she put her shoe back on. Lance waited patiently. "Okay, go!" And Rogue took off. Lance rolled his eyes, but went charging after her.
Rogue ran out the doors, closing them and bolting them behind her. Lance pounded against the door, then sent his fist straight through it. Rogue went running down the hallway, Pyro and Jimmy following her on a now-featherless Ross. "So, sheila," Pyro said. "What's the plan?"
"Uh…" Rogue said.
"YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN???"
"Hey, Ah'm just making this up as Ah go…" Rogue stopped as they passed by a window. Through it, they could see the fireworks tower. "Pyro," she said.
"Way ahead of ya, sheila," Pyro said. "Jimmy, let's go!" And he grabbed Jimmy and jumped on a conveniently located kite, riding it towards the tower.
Lance finally punched his way through the door. (although why he didn't use his sword, I have no clue.)
"You mean I could've used my sword instead?" Lance demanded.
Duh.
Lance growled, but went running after Rogue. After trying and failing to climb two pillars, Rogue scrambled up one just as Lance slashed it with his sword, so that it crashed through the wall and landed pointing out right underneath a conveniently located roof. Lance started climbing out onto the fallen pillar, and Rogue jumped up on the roof.
Meanwhile, At The Fireworks Tower…
"Citizens, Oy need foyrepower!" Pyro said.
The two Unimportant Firework Dudes turned around. "Who're you?" One Unimportant Firework Dude asked.
"Your worst noyghtmare," Pyro said.
"Well, actually, my worst nightmare involves Care Bears," One Unimportant Firework Dude said. Mystique then popped up and turned into a Care Bear.
"AHHHHHHH!" And the Unimportant Firework Dudes, along with Mystique, jumped out of the tower.
Rogue climbed up onto the beam at the top of the roof, looked at the tower, and backed up a little…a little more…
And Lance popped out. Rogue turned around, gasped, and backed up the other way, searching in her skirt pocket (or SOMETHING like that), and pulled out a fan.
"It looks like you're out of ideas," Lance said. He lunged at her with the sword. It went through the fan. Talk about bad aim.
Rogue twisted the fan so the sword flew out of his grip and pointed it at him. "Not quahte," she said. "Ready, Pahro?"
"Oy am ready, sheila!" Pyro yelled from the other end of the roof. He had a huge firework rocket thingie strapped to his back. He used his lighter to light himself.
Lance tried one last attempt to kill Rogue, and failed miserably. Rogue tripped him so he landed on his back, then stuck his sword through his vest so he was stuck to the roof.
Pyro and the rocket went off. Lance got up and tried to jump, but his vest was stuck to the roof. So instead of doing the smart thing and taking the vest off, he just stared at the approaching rocket. "Aw, crap," he said.
The rocket blasted him over toward the fireworks tower. Mulan grabbed Pyro, who had held on to Lance sword as they zoomed by, and ran off the roof. "Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof…" We know!
Lance slammed into the fireworks tower. Poor dude. Well, anyway, Rogue jumped off the roof, grabbed a lantern (letting go of Pyro in the process), and went sailing down, letting go just in time to tackle Remy on the stairs. Awwwwwwww……
Remy gave her a look that said, "Did you HAVE to land on me?"
Rogue gave him a look that said, "I had to use SOMETHING as a cushion."
And then Lance's sword fell right in front of them.
Meanwhile, Pyro landed, did a backflip, and landed on his ass, laughing insanely the whole time. But if it was because of Lance's demise or because of the lovely fire, we may never know. He caught Jimmy and put out a flame on one of his antennae. "You are one lucky bug, mate," he said.
So then all the fireworks went off at once, and everyone cheered…YAY!
Well, not EVERYONE. "That was a deliberate attempt on my life!" Scott yelled. Although I can't understand why Scott thinks his life is important enough for anyone to try to end in the first place.
Remy, Bobby, Ray, and Rob all stood in front of Rogue. "Stand aside!" Scott yelled.
"She's a hero," Remy said.
"She's a woman," Scott said. "It's in the script!" he added at Jean, who looked ready to kill him.
"Listen," Remy said. "You pompous-" Here he typically would have gone off into a stream of French curses, but seeing as I only know a few (my new French 2 teacher won't teach us ANY other than zut, which was one of the first French words out of my French 1 teacher's mouth – which is a very good way to keep a class interested in learning a language) – zut, zut alors, merde, je ne veux pas, va t'en merde, chauffeuse, chienne, salope, casse-pieds, ta mere, enfer, baiseur, baiseur de mere – Evan is going to come out of the Palace, just like he did in the movie. Although I don't understand how he got through the crowd and up to his Palace again in that short amount of time, but WHATEVER.
"Enough!" Evan said.
"Your Majesty," Remy said. "Remy can explain-" Evan gestured for him to move aside, and they all did. Rogue walked forward and bowed.
"I've heard a great deal about you, Howlett Rogue," Evan said, still in sage mode. "Okay, that just sounds weird," he said. "You stole your father's armor ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer-" Remy, Bobby, Ray, and Rob flinched. "-dishonored the Chinese army, destroyed my palace, and-" Rogue flinched. "You have saved us all."
Rogue glanced up at him, shocked. Evan bowed. Scott looked at him, did a double take, and flopped to the ground. So did Remy, Bobby, Ray, and Rob, only more gracefully and reverently, and without the double take. Rogue looked around, and everyone was bowing. Look, they're doing the bow-wave! Cool!
Pyro, sitting on Charlie (who was also bowing), was sniffling. "Moy baby's all grown up and saving Choyna!" He sniffled some more. "Do you have a tissue, mate?"
"Scott," Evan said after he got back up.
Scott was back in kiss-ass mode. "Your Excellency?"
"See to it that Rogue is made a member of my council," Evan said.
"Wha-?" Scott stuttered. "But – there are no council positions open, You Majesty."
"Very well," Evan said, STILL in sage mode. "You can have his job," he said to Rogue, jerking his head at Scott.
Scott fainted.
"With all due respect, Your Excellency," Rogue said. "Ah think Ah've been away from home long enough."
"Then take this," Evan said, putting a necklace with his crest on it around her neck. "So your family will know what you have done for me. And this," he added, giving her Lance's sword. "So the world will know what you have done for China."
Rogue just stared…then gave Evan a big hug.
"…Is she allowed to do that?" Bobby asked. Remy, Ray, and Rob shrugged.
Rogue walked over to Bobby, Ray, and Rob, who also gave her a big hug. Bobby started crying, and Ray pulled a handkerchief out of his kimono (ew…did he stick that in his bra???) for him to use.
Rogue walked over to Remy, who looked REALLY nervous. "Um…" Remy said. "Y' – y' fight good," he said. Okay, Remy, we know your English is bad, but it's not THAT bad.
"Oh," Rogue said to Remy, clearly disappointed. "Thank you."
"Totally pathetic," Mystique said, as Simon…again.
Roguewalked pastRemy and got on Charlie. "Charlie," she said. "Let's go home."
And Charlie rode down the stairs, and everyone cheered again. YAY!
Evan walked up to where Remy was. "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all," he said sagely.
"Monsieur?" Remy said.
"You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty," Evan said, finally snapping out of sage mode. Then he grabbed his skateboard and boarded his way down the stairs, doing tricks and stuff as he jumped over them. Obviously, I don't know very much at all about skateboarding. So sue me.
Back At Rogue's House…
Logan was sitting on the stone bench in the garden, looking all sad, when Rogue finally got home. Logan didn't see her coming until she was two feet away from him. Yup, he's losing his touch. "Stripes!" he said.
Rogue knelt and bowed in front of him. "Father," she said. "Ah brought you the sword of…Lance." She handed it to him, then took off the necklace and gave it to him too. "And the crest of The Spahke. They're gifts to honor the Howlett family."
Logan dropped the gifts and gave Rogue a hug. "The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter," he said.
Ororo and Kitty stopped in the doorway of the garden. Ororo sighed happily, while Kitty put her hands on her hips. "She, like, brings home a sword," she said. "If you, like, ask me, she totally should've brought home a ma-"
"Excusez-moi." Remy interrupted her. "Does Howlett Rogue live here?" Ororo and Kitty pointed into the garden. "Merci."
"Wow!" Kitty said. "Like, sign me up for the next war!"
"But Lance's dead, Kurt's your ancestor, and Piotr's not even in this," Ororo said.
"Damn," Kitty said.
Meanwhile, Remy walked up to Logan, not even noticing that Rogue was there. "Honorable Howlett Logan," he said. "Remy – Rogue!" he said, interrupting himself as he finally noticed Rogue there. "Uh…y' forgot y' helmet," he said, holding it out to her. "W-Well, actually, it's y' helmet," he stuttered, holding it out to Logan instead.
Rogue walked up to him and took the helmet. "Would yah lahke to stay for dinner?" she asked.
"Would you like to stay for, like, ever?" Kitty called out.
"Forever would be great," Remy said. –SNIKT!- "Uh…Remy mean…dinner would be great." Logan growled at him, and they all walked inside.
Back In The Ancestors Temple…
Kurt sighed. "Ah," he said. "Liebe." (4)
Pyro popped up next to him. "Come on, who did a good job, mate?" he asked, tugging on Kurt's ear.
Kurt yanked his ear away. "Oh, alright," he said. "You can be a guardian again."
"YES!" Pyro yelled, jumping around with his lighter, cackling insanely, setting the ancestors temple on fire…
Wait a minute. What was that last one?
"PYRO!" Kurt bellowed.
And cue 98° and Stevie Wonder.
!THE END!
…Or is it?
(1) I've actually never seen a movie like that. I'm a big chicken! MOO! (Anyone ever seen the movie Goodburger?) But I did have a crazy dream exactly like that sort of scenario…except the serial killer was an evil version of Puss In Boots…and I was watching it on a T.V. and cracking up like crazy…weird dream, I tell ya.
(2) It does that in the movie, I am dead serious, go watch that scene if you don't believe me.
(3) A complex of nerves at the pit of your stomach. Everyone, SING with me! Solar plexus, Instep, Nose, Groin!
(4) That's German for love. Well, according to my online translator.
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Just kidding! I expect you all to review. I will respond to them in the next chappie.
I know what you're thinking: but the movie's over! Yes, it is, but I'm making another chappie that has NOTHING to do with Mulan. It will be a little chappie that will explain who's who in PotC. KURTTY!!! KURTTY KURTTY KURTTY!!!!!! You have been warned!
So, please review! Please, even if you're not a KURTTY fan, read my PotC ficcie when I make it. Or give it a chance. They don't even hook up until the VERY LAST CHAPPIE, anyway!! And I shall torture them both as much as possible! That's what you get when you're the main character! Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!
I was gonna say something else, but I forgot! Oh well! Please review!!!!!
Wait, I remembered what I was gonna say! If anyone wants to know the translation of those French curses, you have 2 choices: 1. You can copy and paste into an online translator, OR 2. You can ask me for the translations in your review. I don't recommend the first one, cuz I just tried it on mine, and it came out with some different stuff. So go ahead and ask me if you're curious!
Oh yes: No one's found my PotC bit in Chappie 7?? What is wrong with you people??? LoLz j/k. Here's a BIG FAT HINT: It's not said by a main character! The people I consider main characters are the following: Rogue, Remy, Lance, Bobby, Ray, Rob. Here's another BIG FAT HINT: Captain Jack Sparrow says it in the movie, it's a wonderful line, it's not when Jack's captured in any way, it's almost right before one of his ingenious ideas. So go ahead and try searching again if you want ice cream!!
That's all for now!! Please review!!!!