A Not So Innocent Joke
Author: Freewater
Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi
Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Rating: R for swearing and mature themes
Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first
Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.
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Chapter Three: The Aftermath
Otogi hated waiting. Absolutely despised it. It was time not well wasted and that annoyed him. He was by far the most impatient person on the planet, and being the CEO of your own company, where most things you wanted were delivered to you at the drop of a hat did nothing to help his patience to grow.
Kaiba was making him wait, and he vowed to give the brunet a real earful when he finally got back from his date with the dog. He was running late, and he didn't like that, especially since the taller of the two never ran late. It was something that the other CEO stressed about constantly. Tardiness.
So he knew that for Kaiba to be late, he must at least have a valid excuse for it, which was probably that he was fucking the blonde senseless. But it was still pissing him off, sitting there, waiting in his own fucking livingroom for that arrogant asshole to get back with nothing to do but watch as the seconds ticked by on his grandfather clock across the room.
He wanted to hear how it went.
And then, finally, the front door swung open as Kaiba walked in without an invitation, smirking when he found his lover stretched out lazily on the couch, and angry sneer on his face.
The only time he ever found Otogi to be good looking was when he was pissed off, and he loved pissing him off.
"Well?" The dice master demanded, as impatient as ever as Kaiba walked into the livingroom. "How did it go?" He asked, sitting up and leaning forward, as if that would help him to hear the explanation any better.
Kaiba said nothing, he just kept his smirk in place as he lazily took a seat on a chair across from him, pulled out a cigarette and lit it up. Sucking in a deep breath of the dry smoke as it filled and warmed his lungs before leaning back and blowing it out. A look of contentment in his eyes through the evil smile on his face.
There was a look of awe on the other CEO's face. "No way. Was he really that good?"
"Better." Was all Kaiba said for a reply, his sinful smirk still in place. "And we didn't even fuck each other."
Otogi raised an eyebrow at him in question, a look that Kaiba couldn't help but chuckle at. "As it turns out, the big, bad, street punk is nothing more than an innocent little virgin. He wouldn't let me fuck him." He explained, lifting his cigarette for another puff as Otogi laughed out loud.
"Y-you've got to be kidding me!!" He roared out, falling on his back on the couch as his body shook with laughter.
It was just so hard to picture, the make inu, a blushing virgin. The guy who always bragged about getting laid and who he's fucked, a virgin. The smile on Otogi's face was probably the largest one he'd ever had. Something like that only made things all the better for him. What better way to embarrass Jonouchi than to throw his big secret right in his face in the middle of the school dance.
He was a virgin.
Otogi blinked, the thought suddenly striking him as odd. If the mutt was a virgin, then why did Kaiba appear so satisfied?
"Hey, Kaiba," He called, getting the taller teens attention. "If he's a virgin then how could he have gotten you off?" He asked, truly curious about it.
"You're pathetic," Was the cold hearted reply, his voice giving off the superior aura that spoke volumes about how much better than the rest of the world he thought he was. "There are other ways of doing it without actually fucking, you dumbass." He finished. Kaiba was perfectly aware that Otogi knew this. They have done plenty of things in bed that kept them entertained over the course of their odd relationship, but he still loved putting the other CEO in his place, and making him feel stupid was one of his favorites.
Otogi blushed, knowing that he'd been caught having a blonde moment, and in front of Kaiba of all people. God, he hated himself when that happened! "Oh, just shut the fuck up, already!" He snapped irritably before sitting up straight again and folding his arms in annoyance.
Kaiba knew what he was doing, and in truth, he didn't give a shit. It was the silent treatment. Otogi's way of saying that he wouldn't be getting talked to, or fucked until he managed to calm down enough to put them back on level grounds with each other.
Like he gave a shit. He just got some from the pretty little blonde back at his own place, and in his opinion a room without the sound of Otogi's voice in it was a blissful and serene place to be.
Kaiba closed his eyes and smiled to himself peacefully, thinking back to his date with the dog. And it actually wasn't as bad as he would have thought it to be.
::FLASHBACK::
Mokuba was away at a friends house, and the servants had all gone home for the rest of the day a mere few hours ago, leaving the vast Kaiba mansion empty for the two teens in the sitting room.
There was a movie on, but neither boy paid any attention to it as they were locked in a heated kiss in the middle of their frantic make out session. Seto had his back leaned against the couch while the blonde straddled him with one knee on either side of his waist, both hands on his cheeks and his shirt off.
He didn't even mind the position he was in. It was nice, having someone on top of him for a change.
Seto slid his hands down and around from their spot around his waist before finding the front of Jou's jeans, trying to open them without removing himself from the kiss.
Jou, however, jerked out of the lip lock when he realized what the CEO was doing. "Don't." He whispered, raspily since his air had been stolen away from the kiss.
Seto was a little taken back with this, and looked up at him with a hint of annoyance in both his eyes and voice. "What?"
Jou couldn't help but fidget a little, suddenly feeling stupid and embarrassed about the whole thing. "I'm just... not ready for that." He explained, and Seto quirked an eye at him.
"What do you mean? You've had sex before, you only brag about it at school every chance you get." He said, getting back to work on Jou's jeans.
But a pair of hands stopped him, and Seto rolled his eyes with an annoyed sigh. "What?" He asked again, irritably.
For this, Jou felt guilty. Of Course Seto would want sex from him now that they were dating. Being a rich CEO he was probably used to getting it from everyone he dated, and he couldn't help but feel a little bad that he wouldn't be giving it to him. "It's not like that." He said softly, and when it seemed as if he had the taller teen's attention, he continued. "I've done stuff with other people before, but I've never actually slept with any of 'em." He explained.
Seto's eyes widened. "You mean you're a virgin?" He asked, shock and awe clearly evident in his voice.
Jou nodded his head for a response.
Seto scowled. "Well that's just fucking perfect." He grumbled, folding his arms in front of his chest miserably. Not only did he have to put up with the make inu, but now he wouldn't be getting laid either! The Gods were probably looking down on him and laughing at that very moment for making him deal with such horrible situations.
"Want me ta suck ya?"
Seto blinked. "What?" He asked, not sure if he heard correctly since he was so deep in his thoughts of misery.
Jou didn't take his eyes off of him when he spoke. "I already told ya, I've done other things before, I've just never actually had sex. But I can suck you off if it'll make ya feel better." He explained.
"HELL YES!!" Was the instant and eager reply, glad that he was finally going to be getting somewhere with his new puppy. Plus, he was getting seriously stressed out with work and school all week, and he needed this badly.
Jou snickered in amusement at him, a bright smile on his face and a mischievous look in his eyes as he kissed the brunet again, only more softly this time before fumbling with the button and zipper to his pants as he turned his attention to his neck before working his way down...
::END FLASHBACK::
Kaiba's content little smile disappeared from his face when he noticed that Otogi was looking at him, his head resting in his hand with an innocent smile on his face. A sight that Kaiba didn't trust at all.
"Yes?" He asked irritably, brining his cigarette up for another puff.
"I was just thinking," The dice master answered, sitting up straight again before leaning back leisurely against the couch. "For you to be looking so great for the first time since... well, ever, he must have been pretty good at whatever the hell it is that he did to you." He said.
Kaiba raised an eyebrow at him, knowing there was more to it than that. Because it was true, so far Jonouchi had just given him the best head he'd ever had. "And?"
Otogi shrugged. "I was thinking maybe you could get him to have a threesome with us."
Kaiba's eyes flashed, a mixture of anger and possessiveness the deep blue depths, though at the moment, he was unaware of its existence. "I don't think so!" He snapped. Quickly catching himself when he noticed the confused look Otogi sent him and knowing where it came from. "How the hell am I supposed to seem like a caring lover if I'm dragging him into bed with us for a threesome?" He asked, a sneer working its way onto his face as the dice master thought about the logic of it.
"Besides," He continued. "I already told you, he wouldn't let me fuck him, so why would he want to have a threesome? And no offence or anything, Otogi," He said, sneering out his words so that the other boy knew how offensive he wanted his words to be. "But even if I'm there to make it better, I seriously doubt he'd be able to perform in bed correctly with someone as ugly as you there." He bit out venomously.
This was Otogi's idea to begin with, so there was no way in hell he was going to let him in on any of what the inu had to offer. Especially when it was so damn good! So he'd just have to deal with it.
Otogi bristled, the insult about his looks really hitting him since he took pride in his face, and Kaiba knew it. "Fuck you, Kaiba!" He roared out, enraged that his lover would say something like that about him.
Seto was quick to get to his feet, dropping the now smoked cigarette onto the carpeted floor before putting it out with his shoe. "Oh no, Otogi, Fuck you." He said back smugly, as if he were correcting him before walking out of the sitting room and towards the front door, shutting it behind him with his smirk still in place.
He was getting sick of being in there, and he needed to get home to Mokuba anyway. Plus, he really should be planning out his next date with the puppy.
To Be Continued.................
A.N: Thank you all for every kind review! Sorry this chapter took so long, but I don't have the time to write it like I had with the last story. I'll ask for another 5 reviews before I start writing the next chapter please! : )
Thank you's :)
Angel Cudles 16: Ya, Seto's mean, but I like him like that! XD
Shin Mao: He'll come around soon, Don't worry :)
Chibismiles: Deep down, I think he likes being with him too, and you were right about that mistake I made, thanks for pointing it out, I hate it when i do that, because now I was able to fix it. sort of. but anyway, if you see anything like that again then feel free to point them out
Rosepedal711: Thats actually a good idea
Bi panda: There's nothing wrong with offering, but if you do see any mistakes then feel free to point them out, and I'm glad that you like what I have going on here so far
Voidsenshi: Sorry that you weren't the first, and also that there wasn't much into the whole date scene, but I didn't want to get into too much detail with their relationship just yet since I can't make Seto actually love him for another few chapters, and that would have been hard to write if there was more to it
Tamachan444
ColeyCarissa: Sorry about that, I'm kind of bad at writing his character, but ya, I also like the idea where his dad isn't a prick either, I figured I would be torturing him enough with Seto and Otogi
The Little
Kumori Sakusha Formerly Saelbu
HikariChang: sorry this chapter took so long to get out, but I had to work on a few other fics
Draken-sama: Sorry that this chapter took so long to get out, hope you liked it
Rising Phoenix1: Eventually they do
Lone Ronin: I got you into Seto and Jou? That's so cool! And ya you're right, Jou torture is popular, but I like milking things like that for all they're worth :)
Nancy
Jhonny-Depp-Luv: Sorry that not much happened with this chapter, that and not updating right away like you wanted, but i was busy with other fics I have, but anyway, Hope you liked this chapter.
Digimagic
Kaira Hesoka
ChibifiedRaven: heh, well thanks I appreciate that, and yes other characters will be added soon, I'm just not too sure if I'll do a Honda/Jou jealousy thing yet
Volt: Wince's wowyou're cruel! ouch!
Lavenderinsanity: Thank you XD
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Arrow Sphere: Ya, I know, I suck at writing Jou's character, but I'm not planning on making him completely naive like that, he will suspect a few things, but not for another few chapters
