Day 2:
I woke up, wondering how well Voldie had slept last night. I could still hear the bewitched book that I had put under his bed. I had done a really good job with it if I might say so myself. It most of the time just snored, but it could do some other things as well. It bit anyone and anything stupid enough to go near it.
At breakfast Voldie stalked in looking very annoyed. "My sir your looking very menacing today." I said with a grin. He glared at me and sat down and started to eat. "Nice snake isn't it?" I asked.
Later on I got an idea of what had happened in Voldie's room. Apparently there had been extremely loud snoring from 9: till 1, a five minute break had come next. Then something under the bed had started to sing 'Henry the 8th I am.' This lasted until morning. Then the snores started again. The culprit turned out to be a book.
I grinned to myself. That had worked well.
After lunch I walked into another meeting. Something big must be happening. "My father was a muggle, and he beat me every day to try to stop me from becoming a wizard…" I listened in the background for a while before going up and hugging him. "It's ok milord." I said while crying. "My muggle father used to beat me to, with a metal pole. I hugged him a little longer before letting him go and walking away crying.
Later on Voldie got very angry because people kept kicking him. I had stuck a piece of paper to his back saying 'Kick me.' I had put a charm on it so that everyone who read it automatically kicked him. I grinned to myself as I watched him get kicked yet again. Then I ran up and hugged him again. He kept walking. I hugged him again. Still nothing. I hugged him again. "Stop That!" I hugged him again. "What Did I Say?" I hugged him again. "Stop!!!!" I hugged him again.
"You know you could ask nicely." I hugged him again.
"Stop it!" I hugged him yet again.
"No." I hugged him again.
"Fine." Another hug. "Can." Hug. "You." Hug. "Please." Hug. "Stop?" I hugged him once more for good measure then stoped.
"See what you get when you ask nicely, Milord?" I asked. Then I walked quickly away.
Once again I'm getting ready for my nightly annoyance being. This one will be fun.