A Not So Innocent Joke
Author: Freewater
Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi
Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Rating: R for swearing and mature themes
Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first
Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.
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Chapter Four: School Time, Play Time
It was Tuesday morning, the dawn of a new day, a glorious day in Jou's opinion, even though it was a school day, and his alarm clock was blaring in his ears, nagging at him to wake up and embrace the new day.
Slamming his hand on the sleep button, he hopped out of bed and on his two feet before racing to the bathroom to have his morning shower. Wide awake for the first time ever. There was no need to hurry since he, for once, wasn't late, but it was more of the force of habit from rushing in so many mornings that caused him to hurry.
Besides, Seto normally made it to school earlier than most teachers did, just to have the empty classroom to himself while he read one of his books. And Jou wanted to be there with him. If only for the enjoyment of his company.
Jou grinned under the hot spray of his shower, steam rising to cloud up his sight, but his thoughts were completely clear and un-fogged to him as he thought back to the night before. To his date with Seto, as if he was seeing it again as clear as if it had just happened mere seconds ago.
It had gone great, he and Seto watched a movie, or part of it at least, made out, had dinner and then made out again in front of a different movie. Which he hadn't payed any attention to due to the things he was doing.
For a minute, he'd been worried that Seto would throw him out of his house or something when he refused him sex, but instead all he did was pout in the cutest manner that demanded he give him the best blowjob he could give him. Which he did, and didn't mind either.
Usually any boyfriend he ever had needed to wait at least a week or two before he went down on them, but Seto was different, he couldn't quite place his finger on it just yet, but the reason for his attraction to him was by far different than any of the others.
By the time he was finished making the CEO writhe and scream, he was so out of it in his orgasmic state, that he didn't seem to mind when Jou crawled onto his lap and cuddled him affectionately. He even loosely held him back while he caught his breath. An act that made the blonde glow appreciatively.
Seto loved him, he just knew it.
Unfortunately, the date came to an early close when just as Jou suggested that he return the favor, Seto checked his watch and informed him that he was late for a company meeting, and reluctantly as well as disappointedly, Jou dropped his head before letting him go.
He must have been a pitiful sight when Seto said he needed to leave right after what had just happened, because seconds later, he felt his chin being gently lifted before a pair of soft lips caressed his own apologetically.
His eyes went to close as he leaned into the kiss, but just as they did, Seto pulled away. "Sorry puppy, how about I give you a rain check?" He asked.
And Jou's honey eyes brightly lit up, happy again as he threw his arms around his neck and hugged him goodbye.
Seto then called up the limo to take him home while the CEO drove his beloved convertible to his meeting. And that was the end of the date.
After rinsing out his hair, Jou turned the water to his shower off before opening the curtain and stepping out into the steamed up, yet still chillier air, grabbing a towel to dry off with before heading into his room to get changed.
He couldn't hear the sounds of his father's snores, or running about, shouting at him to hurry his ass up or be late, so he guessed that he was out looking for another job.
After changing into his usual school uniform and grabbing his backpack, he raced downstairs and into the kitchen, hoping to make himself some lunch to take with him to school. He was rarely up early enough to make his lunch, and that usually meant having to borrow money off of Yugi or Honda, but since he was up early enough today, he figured he'd give them a break and make his lunch for a change.
Just as he reached the fridge, however, he was stopped by the envelope on the fridge door, addressed to him.
Curiously, and blinking a little, he reached out and picked the magnet from it before taking it into his hands, opening it up and unfolding the paper inside, more than a little surprised to find ten dollars inside with it.
– Jonouchi
You got in late last night, and you know how I don't like that so I took five dollars out of your allowance enclosed...
Jou openly groaned at the punishment. He didn't mean to come home an hour late, and was seriously hoping that his old man wouldn't notice when he, as silently as possible, opened up the front door before creeping up into his room for the night. But he figured that he must have been waiting for him to get back before heading to bed once the curfew had passed. And now he was out five bucks.
Jou blinked, suddenly remembering how the allowance deal went. He only got one on three conditions. The first was that he had to have passing grades, the second was that he had to pick up after himself, and the third was that his father at least had to have a job to pay it. So that meant that he must have found a job!
Grinning broadly, he read on.
...I got the call last night when you were away with your friend, from the guys down at Avondale, and they offered me the job! It's not as much as the last job, but it's better than nothing. So you might want to expect your allowance going down that five dollars permanently...
Jou groaned again, but he kept on reading.
..But anyway, I start today as you may have guessed by the fact that I'm not there, and won't be back until at least five-thirty or six, so you should stay with that friend of yours until I come home to unlock the door for you...
'That makes sense.' Jou thought with a simple shrug. They didn't live in such a great neighborhood, so the doors were always locked when they were both gone. And with only one house key between them, that meant that Jou would be spending the remaining hours of the day at the arcade.
...So I'll see you later tonight then.
Love, Otousan–
Jou grinned again, shoving his lunch money into his pocket before placing the letter on the table. Not wanting to throw it out, before walking out the door and locking it before he shut it.
He figured that he would be spending four dollars, five at the most on his lunch, and that left five dollars left for the arcade.
It wasn't much, but with the tokens he had saved up from the last time it should get him through the hours.
And hell, he could even bring Seto!
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Kaiba tried not to groan, his breathing hitched as he fought to keep his libido under control as Otogi mercilessly tortured him.
'The prick.' He thought sourly, suppressing another moan with a bite of his tongue as his hands clenched onto the desk to the point where his knuckles were turning an unhealthy looking white color. His book just passed his fingertips, but long forgotten.
The dice master was leaning over the desk behind him, one hand over his chest and keeping him in place while the other rubbed him teasingly through his pants. Sometimes speeding up to the point where he thought he would explode before slowing to an agonizing crawl.
The classroom they currently occupied, was completely void of any other living person or thing, which was exactly what Otogi wanted. School wouldn't officially start for another hour and a half, and due to the habits of the first period teacher, he also knew that they had the classroom to themselves for at least another hour before she showed up to get her pathetic lessons ready.
And even if she were to show up early, from where they were sitting, in the far back corner of the classroom, he had the faint idea that he'd be able to get away with what he was doing anyway. The teacher was by no means old, but she had the sight of an aging ninety year old woman, and with the thick glasses to go along with it, that hardly helped her sight out anyway, he knew that her presence didn't really matter.
So that left Otogi with plenty of time to ensure that his blue eyed lover would never forget the lesson he was teaching.
"I... I was trying to... read... you fucking... dumbass!" Kaiba panted, suddenly realizing that he failed that battle and desperately wanted the raven haired teen to get him off, but in the back of his mind, he knew that it wasn't going to happen.
Otogi was trying to punish him, for insulting him before walking out the night before, and while he knew that he should just throw his hand off of him with the knowledge that the dice master was only teasing him, the hope that he was actually going to get him off floated around his head and prevented him from moving.
It just felt so fucking good!
Otogi's warm breath tickled his ear. "You and your stupid fucking books." He teased, adding a little more pressure to his hand and making the brunet groan. "You're like a fucking woman sometimes, do you even know that?"
Kaiba's eye twitched dangerously, but that did nothing to lessen the pleasure he was feeling. "F-fuck you, Otogi!" He panted.
And it was then that his worst nightmare was confirmed. Otogi took his hand away. "Oh no, Kaiba," He mimicked from the night before, sliding off the desk and heading for the front door of the classroom. "Fuck you." He smirked, turning away and leaving a wide eyed and very turned on Seto Kaiba alone to deal with his painful erection by himself.
The perfect payback.
Kaiba could do nothing but simply sit there, too stunned to moved and too turned on to want to run after him and beat the living shit out of him for what he'd just done.
He did a mixture of a scowl and a childish pout, his aching erection not getting any better nor was it showing any signs of going away. And there was nothing he could do about it!
"Fuck!" He cursed, slamming his hands down on the desk and making his book jump, before running shaky hands through his chestnut hair. He was so close. So fucking close! That damned bastard!
For a flicker of a second, he considered finishing the job off himself, but then quickly, yet disappointedly, decided against it. With the way his luck has been running, someone with a camera would be outside in the bushes, watching him through the classroom window. And the last thing he needed was a picture of himself all over the local newspapers getting himself off.
He shuddered at the very thought, but the mental image of Otogi's hands on him forced its way back into his head, springing his erection back into life.
Like it wasn't painful enough to begin with.
Kaiba forced himself to take three deep breaths, closing his eyes and concentrating on something, anything that could get his problem to go away and fast. It was so humiliating!
'Dead kittens, Otogi smiling, Mokuba in a dress, the mutt in a dress...' He suddenly stopped his little mantra. The last one having actually sounded half good, and he even started to picture what Jonouchi would look like in a dress.
'No wait,' He thought, smirking lustfully at the ideas entering his head with his eyes still closed. 'A maids dress, and a frilly one too, one that rides really high up the legs.' His evil smirk never wavered. 'And now he's bending over to pick up a feather duster...'
"Hey Kaiba!"
"JESUS CHRIST!!" Seto screamed, his body slamming against the wall as he was startled out of his erotic thoughts about Jonouchi, by the very puppy himself.
And the worst part wasn't even the fact that he'd just freaked out in front of him, it was that he still had his erection in firm place. Demanding that he give it the attention it deserved.
Jou blinked at him, in confusion before a look of amusement took over his face. "Did I scare you?" He asked, smiling at him brightly with the idea that he caught the big bad CEO off guard. He honestly didn't think that was possible though, especially since it looked like he was meditating or something, and usually when people did that they were in complete control of their thoughts and emotions.
"No puppy, I just jumped five feet in the air for my own fucking amusement." He snapped irritably, folding his arms over his chest to show just how annoyed he really was. He didn't know why Jou was at school so early in the morning, and at the moment, he really didn't care. He was far too pissed off and horny to care.
Jou simply smiled at him, despite being snapped at, before his eyes traveled down to the large bulge in his pants, eyes widening slightly at the sight of. "Well, at least I know you're happy to see me." He snickered.
Seto wanted to die, crawl into a hole and just die, closing his eyes and letting out a soft sigh of pure embarrassment. Knowing that he'd been caught and hating himself for it. And if the puppy had an actual tail then he knew that it would be wagging in amusement at that very moment.
But then, an idea crossed his mind. He could get the mutt to help him!
Smirking broadly, he turned his head to face the puppy before giving his most seductive look, the blonde practically melting at the sight of him. "Would you like to help me with this?" He asked.
Jou instantly hopped onto his desk, leaning his face in for a soft kiss before positioning himself to sit with one leg on either side of his brunet dragon, but also nudging him with his leg to let him know that there wasn't enough room for him. Seto took the hint and pushed his chair out a bit, not breaking off the kiss and giving the puppy enough room to sit on his lap, one leg still on either side of him.
Suddenly, Seto didn't care about the possibilities of someone watching them as Jou's hand found its way to his painful and needy erection, sliding his palm under his pants to get a firm grip at it. Finishing off what Otogi started.
Seto didn't know what it was, but having his mouth connected to Jou's while the blonde got him off felt... Well he couldn't exactly explain how it felt, but it was definitely something different. Not unpleasant, just different.
He and Otogi had never even kissed when having sex before. Seto's mouth would usually find his shoulder or neck or whatever else was available to him at the time, but never his lips. And he liked the change, he liked having a mouth to pant and moan into.
He liked it so much, that he wasn't even fully aware of his own hand as it slid down and grabbed Jou's hard erection as well, and pumped it in time with what the puppy was doing to him. Making him moan and whimper as well...
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Otogi was fuming, nearly shaking in a rage at what he was seeing. 'Fucking dumb dog!' He thought in a fury as he watched the two jerk each other off through the window from his spot in the bushes outside.
He stopped his attack on Kaiba and came outside, just because he was hoping to see a show. And his idea of a good show was watching the brunet getting himself off. But instead he was getting something else, something he didn't like at all.
Oh, he really didn't care who Kaiba fucked and when, it wasn't like they were faithful to each other or anything, but the fact that the fucking mutt just had to walk into school, early for the first time ever, and ruin his carefully planned out fun was just a serious piss off.
Did Kaiba really have to look like he was enjoying it so much?
Folding his arms tightly over his chest, and deciding that if he were to watch anymore then he would throw up, Otogi scowled as he stormed away. Deciding to get his revenge on Kaiba later.
To Be Continued...........................
A.N: Okay, sorry that these chapters are taking so long, but once again I will still try to keep regular updates. And also, when Seto is in the preseince of Otogi, I'll be calling him Kaiba, and when he's with Jou, I'll be calling him Seto : )
Once again, I'm going to be annoying and request five reviews please! Thank you!
And my many thanks go to:
Siura: Sorry that this isn't a long chapter like you asked for, but it was already finished when you reviewed me, I just had to do the proofreading
SnakeMistress
Black Scarab: Wow thank you, I really love Jou torture fics too!
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Xiaolang's Ying Fa: Heh, for some reason I can't seem to write him as any but a blushing school girl! I don't know why, but I guess that's just how it is, and as for the actual torture parts that you aren't looking foreward to, I'll try to put them in throughout the fic, but they mainly won't be until near the end
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Bi Panda: Aw cool, you have doujinshi's? kick ass! I don't have any ;; but oh well, and Seto says he can't resist a horny blonde eh? Hmmm... I need to try and work that in somewhere XD
Fluffy137: Heh, wow thank you : ) I'm hoping that it'll be as good as "Innocent Joke?" too
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Coley Carissa: Ya, I made Jou a virgin again. For some reason or another people seem to like those stories better, but when you realistically think about it, almost no one makes it out of highschool as a virgin, so I just wanted to make Jou a little experienced in bed XD Or at least enough to make Kaiba want him, and yes, there will eventually be a lemon, but that's going on Adult
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Chibified Raven: Heh, not too many others. I so far have only written stories about three pairings, Trunks/Ami (DBZ,SM), Trunks/Gohan (DBZ), and Seto/Jou
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Shin Mao: I love a Possesive Seto! And while I have nothing against Otogi, he just makes a cool villain!
ChibiSmiles: Hey Jackie! Glad you liked the chapter! I'll try to keep regular updates, but with four other fics its been kinda hard. : ) And I was kind of hoping that Otogi not caring who Seto slept with would get this kind of reaction out of someone XD It makes it all the better XD
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