A Not So Innocent Joke

Author: Freewater

Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi

Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Rating: R for swearing and mature themes

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first

Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.

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Chapter Five: Lunch Hour Fun

'Boring!' Jonouchi thought to himself in a near daze, leaning back in his chair and fighting to keep his amber eyes open as the teacher droned on and on about history. Something about how it could repeat itself if not learned properly, but that couldn't be right since it didn't make much sense at all. So he blocked it out of his mind.

Leaning forward to a more comfortable position before resting his head in his hand, he knew he wasn't about to get any of the assignment done anytime today, especially with only fifteen minutes left into the class. So he turned to a blank sheet of paper before grabbing his sharpest pencil and began to doodle. Hoping that the teacher wouldn't notice as he did, while at the same time, not really caring.

After all, what was another detention to skip anyway?

Besides, it was especially hard trying to concentrate on his work when he'd had a hand job from Seto in the class before. And he just couldn't get it out of his mind.

It was second period, and since Seto had other classes to go to they'd been separated, leaving the blonde in an almost depressed state of mind as he drew on his paper. Nothing much, just a rough sketch of a Red Eyes Black Dragon.

He wasn't very talented when it came down to drawing, mainly average, but if he tried hard enough he could make quite a few cool looking things. Objects, scenery, cartoon characters. That sort of thing. But he still liked to draw whenever he was feeling down.

It seemed as if every time he and Seto did something, or had a moment alone, the CEO was always snatched away from him.

By meetings, school, the classes on the other side of the school. It just wasn't fair.

Such thoughts actually made him consider studying. Because if he were to get his grades up and get into the academic classes, then he and Seto could have every class together. The only reason why they had the last class together was because it was English. And that was the only thing he was good enough at to have an academic course in.

Granted, he was only passing with a C-, but he was still there, and that was all that mattered.

Just then, right when Jou thought that the period would never end, the bell for lunch rang. And there was never a sound that seemed so beautiful to him in his entire life as he let out a cry of joy before throwing all his things into his bag and running out the door as fast as his two feet could take him.

He was starving!

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Yugi was starving! He'd just gotten out of his Math class and couldn't wait to get to the cafeteria for some food! That and Yami would be there waiting for him. He had a Geography class while Yugi was stuck in Math, and while they could still speak to each other through their mental link, it just wasn't the same unless they could see each other.

And since it was lunch time, that meant they could actually hold each other as well.

The small duelist grinned at the thought. Between him and Yami, he was the cuddly one. It took a while for the former pharaoh to get used to it, but when he finally grew to enjoy having his other half attached to his arm all the time, he couldn't wait to have him around to kiss and hold all the time either.

After having only a little trouble with his lock, the tri-colored haired boy opened up his locker before fishing out the books he would need for later and putting the ones he didn't need anymore away for the day.

After shutting and locking up his locker again, he slung his bag over his shoulder and turned to leave. But just as he did, he bumped into something much larger than him.

Blinking a little before looking up at what blocked his way, he was just a little shocked and more afraid to find three large teens, all staring down at him with evil grins on their faces. And that made him nervous.

The one in the middle, whom he couldn't help but notice had the greasiest face and most pimples of the three, cracked his knuckles before pounding a fist into his palm, threateningly.

"You're getting it now, you little shrimp!" He barked, grabbing him by the color of his shirt before lifting him up and slamming him painfully into the locker. Making him yelp in pain.

"But I didn't do anything to you!" He cried out quickly as a fist was shoved into his face for him to see, scaring him further with the ideas of what that fist was about to do to him. He could feel Yami in the back of his head, trying to contact him and asking what was making him so fearful and nervous, but he was just far to frightened to answer and call for help.

The bully smirked, as did his lackeys. "Like I give a shit." He sneered, and the two teens behind him started chuckling. "You and your stupid hair just annoy the fuck out of me!" He screamed, pulling his fist back, getting it ready to slam into his face.

Yugi squeezed his eyes shut and turned his head to the side, getting ready for the blow, but instead, a strong force pulled the pimple faced bully off of him, and he dropped to the floor in complete shock, landing ungracefully on his side.

There was quick shuffling of feet and loud yelling sounds. It happened so fast that it all occurred before he even had a chance to open his eyes, so when he did, he was both stunned and relieved to see Jou, pinning his attacker to the floor as he furiously threw his punches at him. Each one making direct contact with his jaw, cheek or eyes.

The other two bullies, having run off scared the second he showed up, abandoned their friend without so much as giving it a second thought, none on them wanting to mess with the Jonouchi Katsuya. The former gangster and ruler of the school. With Honda Hiroto at his side of course. But that didn't mean he still couldn't handle his own in a fight without him.

Even though Jou wasn't done kicking the shit out of the ugly fucker who dared to mess with his friend, he was forced to hop off his victim and make a run for it at the sight of an approaching teacher shoving his way through the many students crowding around, who had noticed all the commotion and was simply itching to hand out detention slips.

He grabbed Yugi by the hand and darted off with him towards the cafeteria without so much as another word. Just a large smirk of victory on his face. His blood pumping through his veins after having his first real fight in such a long time.

He'd almost forgotten about the sheer thrill of it.

Yugi, while grateful for being saved, simply couldn't take anymore of being dragged around like that. He just had to get Jou's attention before he got sick. "J-Jou! S-slow down!" He cried out desperately.

And thankfully for him, Jou was quick to notice his squirming as he ran, and so he slowed down to a fast stop. Figuring that he was far enough away from ground zero at that point anyway.

The blonde grinned down at his dizzy looking friend, putting a hand behind his head. "Heh, sorry about that, Yug." He said nervously. He'd forgotten how easily the shorter duelist could get sick and dizzy, but he just wanted to get away from the teacher and Yugi away from any lingering bullies.

Considering he was once one himself, he knew that they never strayed too far away from their prey.

Once the world around him had stopped spinning, Yugi grinned up at him weakly, in thanks for what he had done for him. "No problem, Jou. And thanks for helping me back there." He said, still smiling up at him gratefully.

Jou grinned, roughly patting his back before they both started to walk rest of the way to the cafeteria. "I wonder what their problem was?" The blonde thought out loud to himself as they went.

Yugi sighed, his shoulders slumping. "They said my hair annoyed them." He said pitifully. Finding the idea that something as trivial as his hair style could cause something like that. "I didn't even know who they were either."

"Ah, well don' worry about it, Yug," Jou said with a wave of his hand. "If they try ta bother ya again then they'll have ta deal with me!" He said, jerking a thumb at himself confidently.

And it was then that they came upon the cafeteria, and a quick look through the door windows showed that the other two bullies who were ganging up on his friend were inside. Sitting at a table with their faces down to try and avoid any unwanted attention.

A mischievous smirk instantly snaked its way onto Jou's lips, and Yugi wasn't too sure if he liked the evil look he had in his eyes.

Jou put a hand on his smaller friend's shoulder, leaning down to whisper into his ear. "Go inside and get Yami and the others out of there as fast as you can." He whispered, heading two doors down to the food line up without so much as uttering another word.

He didn't need to. Because suddenly Yugi knew what he was planning, and he ran into the cafeteria as fast as he could while trying not to let the two bullies in on the fact that he was there.

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When Jou slipped out of the kitchen area of the cafeteria, where the students bought their food and drinks. He had with him a sandwich for later, and two pudding cups that he would be needing now.

After putting his lunch into his backpack, he scanned the room chock full of students, to make sure that none of his friends were around. And he was pleased to see that Yugi had indeed warned them all to leave, because he couldn't see them at their usual eating spot.

He caught a glimpse of Otogi in the far corner, quietly eating his food while reading the newspaper, most likely the stocks, but he still had yet to get him back for dressing him as a dog during his stupid dungeon dice tournament, so he wasn't too worried about him at the moment.

Trying to look as innocent as he could, he slunk over to the exit and patiently waited until none of the teachers were looking in his direction before opening both pudding cups and taking aim. Practically shaking in anticipation of the fun that was soon to come.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!" He screamed loudly, throwing the cups of chocolate goo at one of the bullies, hitting him right in the middle of his face, and another random student whom he got in the side of the head.

There was only five seconds of immediate silence filled with shock, but then all hell broke loose as the entire cafeteria became a battle field of flying foods of all colors and screams of laughter and outrage.

Jou laughed appreciatively at his work, not thinking that it would have become that bad so soon, before ducking gracefully out of the room before he could get noticed and hit.

He'd been in enough food fights before, he didn't need to see another. Besides, he was hungry, and wanted to eat his lunch.

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Seto sat quietly under his favorite tree, enjoying his small lunch while he worked on his laptop. It was easy enough stuff considering he didn't have to type anything, just read. They were a few new employee contracts that he simply had to go over and sign later on.

Even though he still hated it, he hated that kind of work the least, it gave more time for eating, and right now he was starving.

Taking another bite of his sandwich before clicking on the next page, he couldn't help but be disturbed out of his quiet reading by the sound of a door slamming open, and the laughter that came with the person who did it as it closed.

Feeling a little miffed about being disturbed, even though he was sitting in the student area, he plastered a scowl onto his face before sending it up at whoever it was who dared to break the peace and quiet of his spot.

He was more than a little shocked to see Jonouchi, and the look instantly melted from his face at the sight of the happy looking blonde. "Puppy?" He asked, wondering what he was doing there instead of eating his lunch indoors with his many stupid friends.

Jou whipped his head in the direction of the call, and was delighted to find that it was Seto who had done it. "Hey Seto!" He called back with a beaming smile, trotting on over to join him before plopping down beside him. "Whatcha doin?" He asked, a cheery glow in his eyes.

Seto sighed. "Looking over these contracts." He replied dully, little interest in his voice.

Jou blinked. "Oh ya? For Kaiba Corp?" He asked.

"No, for my own fucking amusement." Seto shot back sourly, crossing his arms as he went back to staring at the screen.

And Jou did something of a mix between a pout and a frown, not liking the tone he was given at all. "Sor-ry!" He shot out sarcastically, but still making no move to leave. He wanted to wait and see if Seto would apologize to him for being so moody for nothing.

He would wait forever if that was the case.

After about ten minutes of silence, Jou let out a disappointed sigh when Seto simply finished his own lunch and didn't take his eyes away from the computer. Still reading through his contracts and ignoring the awaiting blonde beside him.

He didn't have anything better to do, so he unzipped his bag and pulled out his own sandwich to eat, deciding to just wait until he would be done and have the time for him.

But quite frankly, Seto was getting annoyed with him. He thought that the blonde would have lost interest in what he was doing a long time ago and wanted to be left alone. But because he was now his "boyfriend", he couldn't just come right out and tell him to get lost.

And at the moment, that really sucked.

Once Jou finished off his sandwich, he checked his watch and found to his disappointment that there was only five minutes left into the lunch break, and he sighed.

There was no time to go out and find Honda or Yugi to spend the rest of the break with, and even if he did find them right away there wouldn't be anything worth doing with the time he had left. So there was no real point in leaving now.

And since it appeared as if the brunet wasn't going to do any speaking, he decided to do the talking and start up some conversation. "Hey Kaiba?" He asked, and Seto simply looked over at him without turning his head away from the computer screen. Making him look even meaner, if that was possible.

"What is it?" He demanded gruffly.

"My dad's gonna be away for a couple a hours tonight. Wanna go to the arcade with me?" He asked, and Seto only grunted.

"I have better things to be doing with my time than playing stupid video games." He almost sneered, thinking it ridiculous that the mutt even bothered trying to invite him. He should have known that the answer would be a no.

But Jou wasn't about to give up that easily. "Aw, C'mon Seto! Please??" He begged, turning on his best puppy dog eyes and using them for all they were worth.

Seto's brow twitch at the sight, finding them much too hard to resist. He knew he wouldn't last too long under a stare like that.

Quickly trying to think of something that could make the puppy forget about his little ideas of the arcade before he gave in, Seto spat out the first thing that entered his head.

"Shouldn't you be with your friends?" He asked, more than a little relieved to see the puppy dog eyes replaced with slight confusion.

"Oh, well ya, I guess so. But I can't find them." The blonde explained, wondering what was up with the sudden change of topic.

Seto blinked at him, finding it a little hard to believe that the stupid misfit club could have lost their ever wandering puppy. "Why can't you find them?" He asked, sincerely curious about it. They were never apart, ever, so were they trying to ditch him or something?

Jou grinned, putting a hand behind his neck. "Well, I sorta lost them after I started that food fight." He explained, loving the open mouthed shock Seto displayed at the information he just gave.

And it was right then that a furious looking Otogi stormed into the garden area of the school where they both sat, practically shaking in a rage beneath the many layers of potato and chocolate goop that covered his black hair and school clothes.

Seto could do nothing but stare at him in complete shock as he approached, looking murderously at Jonouchi before stopping where they sat.

Evidently the puppy wasn't kidding when he said he started a food fight.

"YOU STUPID FUCKING MONGREL!!" He screamed out in sheer hatred and anger. His fury only heightening when the blonde began to snicker in amusement, not at all taking him for a threat.

Otogi then leaned in a little closer to him, making Seto inch away to prevent any of the slimy foods from dripping onto his laptop. "Now you listen to me you fucking dirty little welfare freak." He hissed out menacingly, instantly getting both the blonde's attention and annoyance with the welfare comment. "I know you're the one that started that fight in the cafeteria, and I swear if you pull another stunt on me like that ever again, I'll make you fucking regret your worthless existence so much you'll want to crawl back over the wrong side of the tracks where you came from and never come back." He hissed, murder in his eyes as he glared daggers at the blonde.

Seto felt his brow twitch, also annoyed with what he was saying to the puppy next to him, but considering that it was Otogi who had said it, he wasn't too sure who's side he should take at the moment.

Jou was shaking furiously at that point, having to fight to keep from tackling the CEO in his blind rage and beating the fuck out of him. But there were three things stopping him at that point.

One: Trying to kick the shit out of a rich boy was a near instant suspension in this school.

Two: He didn't want to act that way in front of Seto.

And three: He didn't want to get any of whatever it was that was currently covering Otogi on his clothes. Especially since it was the only set of school clothes he had, and he couldn't get them too dirty before laundry day.

Suddenly, Seto knew how to calm down the situation, without taking any sides at all. Especially since it looked as if the dog was about to rip his lover's head right out.

He gently placed a hand on the blonde's shoulder, making the other teen relax almost instantly at his touch. "I'll go to that stupid arcade with you," He said. "But just don't expect me to pay your way, puppy." He warned.

"Wow really?!?" Jou cried out, instantly forgetting about Otogi's comments and the sudden excitement of being with Seto taking over.

The brunet gave a simple nod of his head, and that was all it took before he felt a pair of arms being thrown around his neck as he was glomped to the ground.

"Watch the laptop!" He yelled, trying to shield the computer from the blonde's weight, but Jou just ignored him as he went on and on about how happy he was that he would be attending the arcade with him.

Seto tried to keep his gaze on the honey eyes before him as Jou excitedly chatted away to him and continually thanked him, but even though he wasn't looking, that didn't mean that he couldn't feel Otogi's hot stare on him.

Needless to say, he was furious with him as well. And found that under the unfortunate circumstances of his little prank, he couldn't say anything to Kaiba about it just yet, or anytime at all for that matter if he was going to be spending his time with the mutt.

It would have to wait until later.

Otogi stormed off, more angered than he ever remembered himself being in his entire life, and when the bell rang, he didn't bother to head for class. He decided that rotting in hell would be a much better option than showing up to Calculus all covered in somebody else's lunch.

He didn't hear the laughter from the rich kid and the street punk chasing him out.

To Be Continued......................................

Okay, first of all I'd like to say thank you to everyone who reviewed me in the last chapter, and sorry that it took so long to write this one up, but like I said before I won't be getting updates out as fast due to other projects I'm working on as well as College coming up which requires me to move.

Also, I'm not going to do the whole "Request Reviews" anymore, I love the reviews I am getting, but if it's going to take me this long to update the story then it just wouldn't be fair or nice to my readers, So review if ya want to! Not 'cause I'm asking for em!

Thank you's :

tamachan444 : In "An Innocent Joke?" Yes, Jou was a virgin too, but this story is not a sequal to that, just something to go along with "Pranks" And "Jokes" that Seto is pulling on him. People wanted a sequal, but this was all I could think of. So, sorry if you wanted on, but there won't be an actual sequal to that story

Jade Fox Dragon

AnGeL CuDdles 16

citcat-chan

swtdreams07 :Sorry, but they don't end up having a date, just Seto because Otogi knows that Jou likes Seto, but he hates him.

Lone Ronin : Ya, yur right, But in my experiance, (or lack thereof) You actually have to have sex to lose your virginity. I just wanted Jou to be a little experienced, while at the same time "Innocent" as well. I don't know why, but for some reason readers like virgin romances better, So I'm trying to do a little of both.

Kaira Hesoka :Sorry! No lemon yet!

Darknessmiko

Bi Panda Oh that's so cool. thanks for the offer, but I'l have to think about it since I can't have too many things on this computer

ThunderBlood: Thank you!!!

Shadowy Fluffball :Really? Thanks! It's nice knowing that you like it that much, i find reading to be a bit of a stress relief too

Chibified Raven : Heh, nope, sorry. I actually didn't even think of putting them in here

ChibiSmiles The last update came fast, so sorry that this one was so slow, I went through a bit of a writers block, and while this chapter seems a little pointless, it'll show it's purpose later on down the road

Shin Mao Of course he does!! : )

Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu Hey no problemo!

SnakeMistress

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Thank you all!!