A Not So Innocent Joke

Author: Freewater

Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi

Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Rating: R for swearing and mature themes

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first

Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.

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Chapter Eight: Hidden Agenda's

Kaiba was working peacefully in the library of his mansion when it happened. The damn phone rang. But since he didn't want to be interrupted from his work, he decided to simply scowl at it before going back to what he was doing, pausing for only a split second to sign some papers on his desk.

He had been waiting for Jou to get over to his house since school had ended. And eventually decided that while he waited he should be getting some work done.

All those dates with the puppy were really making him fall behind, and that was simply unacceptable.

The phone let out another loud and annoying ring, and once again, Kaiba tried his best to ignore it. He was busy, and he didn't want to be disturbed, it was that simple.

But then, his fingers suddenly stopped their little dance across the keyboard as a thought struck him.

What if it was something important? What if his stocks were down, or there was another attempted take over of Kaiba Corp?

Scowling again, only this time it was more to himself, Kaiba yanked the loud phone, which was still screaming for his attention, off of the cradle before putting it to his ear. "This had better be good." He snarled.

"Nice hearing your voice too." Otogi droned on the other end.

Kaiba leaned back in his chair. "Oh, it's you." He said without any particular interest. Pinning the phone to his shoulder with his head so he could get back to his typing. "What do you want?"

"I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place tonight to fuck?" He replied.

Kaiba blinked. "You sure got right to the point."

"I'm horny."

"I can tell." The brunet said. "Use your hand or something, I'm busy tonight."

He could practically hear Otogi scowling at him on the other end of the line. "Doing what?" He demanded.

Kaiba rolled his eyes, frowning in annoyance. "I have a date tonight with Jou." He said, trying to keep most of his focus on the screen.

"So then cancel it."

"I can't."

"Why not?!" The dice mast snapped. "And since when do you call that welfare victim by his real name?"

Kaiba scowled, realizing he'd been caught, but still trying not to let his anger into his voice. "First of all," He started, stopping his work to get a better hold of the phone as he snarled into it. "I already cancelled our last date so that I could fuck your brains out, and if I were to do that again then he might get suspicious!" He snapped, failing in his mission to keep from yelling into the receiver. "And secondly, you're the one who came up with this stupid idea to begin with, so don't go bitching just because I can't be there to lay you all the time anymore! You have money! Go out and buy yourself a prostitute!" He roared, slamming the phone back onto the cradle and making it jump a few inches off the desk.

Kaiba simply sat there for a moment, fuming in his rage. The phone rang again, but he simply picked it up before throwing it across the room where it smashed into the wall. He was far too pissed off to want to talk to Otogi at the moment, and with the way he was acting lately over the puppy dog was just getting ridiculous.

It was almost as if he was jealous!

Kaiba quickly shook the thought from his mind. Neither of them cared who the other slept with in his spare time, so why would the dice boy be jealous? He was only spending all that time with Jou until the end of their prank, and he knew that. So it just didn't make any sense.

"BIG BROTHER!!"

Seto sighed at the sound of his little brother calling, not having heard him even get back from school so not expecting it. And so he got to his feet and left the room, walking over to the foot of the stairs.

From the sound of Mokuba's calls. He was in his room upstairs, and since they were both still so young, neither had gotten out of the habit of yelling up and down the stairs whenever they needed anything.

"WHAT IS IT?!" He called, leaning against the rail before pinching at the bridge between his eyes tiredly.

"CAN I SLEEP OVER AT HOSHI'S THIS WEEKEND?!"

"SURE!" He called back. "JUST DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH THIS TIME!" He yelled before deciding to wait for Jou to show up in the livingroom. Hearing his little brother yelling his thanks to him as he went.

Becuase of what happened over the phone, he didn't want to risk that Otogi showed up at his door. Pissed off and demanding to see him. And so that meant that he would have to take his date with Jou out on the town, and he didn't want Mokuba at home by himself anyway.

Just as he sat down on the couch, he heard the distinct sound of his brother, running like he was a bullet train down the stairs before running outside and slamming the door in his rush.

Seto blinked at the sound. 'Weird.' He thought. Normally Mokuba at least stopped to see him and say bye before leaving. Seto shrugged. But then, he was probably in just a hurry to go and see his little girlfriend.

The brunet couldn't help but smirk at the thought. Mokuba would deny it to his death, but he could tell that his little brother was completely infatuated with the red headed girl. And in all honesty, he was glad for him.

The kid needed a friend around his age, and she was both intelligent and kind, just like him, so Seto had no real problem with her.

That and the background check he did told him that she was clean. So he had nothing to worry about as of yet.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang, snapping the CEO out of his quiet thoughts and making him get back to his feet with a grumble so he could go and answer the door.

He wasn't surprised to see a smiling Jou at the door. Wearing his Battle City T-shirt and jeans.

"Hey baby!" He chirped, instantly moving forward for a kiss meant to be quick, but Seto grabbed a hold of his head and held him in place. Smirking through their joined lips as he deepened it and slid his tongue inside the blonde's mouth.

Naturally, Jou made no complaints as he melted into it.

Seto was actually glad to see the blonde, and could honestly say that he was looking forward to their time together as well. Which was probably why he insisted on kissing him so fully like he was.

His little puppy always had something fun in mind, or new to try, and that was a hell of a lot nicer than listening to Otogi bitching over the phone about how he wouldn't be getting fucked that day.

It was really starting to get on his nerves in fact.

Seto slowly slid one of his hands down Jou's back before stopping just before his ass, delighted with his work when he felt the blonde shiver in pleasure and anticipation.

They both mutually pulled away for some air at that point, both a little breathless from the kiss.

"Sorry I'm late," Jou said beneath his pink cheeks. "Had to wait for my dad to get home to unlock the front door."

Seto raised an eyebrow. "You couldn't get out of the house?" He asked disbelievingly.

Jou rolled his eyes. "No!" He half shouted, insulted that Seto would think him to be that stupid. "I couldn't get in the house! I had ta change my clothes!"

Seto chuckled at him, amused with the outburst. "Whatever, puppy. Ready to go?" He asked, moving passed him.

"Go? I thought we were staying in today." The blonde said in confusion. But still, he followed.

Seto tried not to choke on that. He couldn't tell him that the only reason why he was taking him out that night was because of Otogi. How would he explain something like that?!

"I, uh... thought we'd go see a movie first or something." He quickly covered. "And then I'll take you to a good restaurant I know." He explained, pulling out his black cell phone before calling for his limo.

Jou grinned, please with Seto's new change of plans. Because dinner and a movie sounded a helluva lot better than getting blown off like he was yesterday.

Seto quickly said his sorry's before explaining that he had several late meetings he was stuck in and couldn't get out of, so Jou sadly had to let him go. But now that they were going out together today, he figured that he could fully forgive the CEO for blowing him off.

Grinning at the many perverted thoughts of just how he was going to forgive him that entered his mind, Jou already found himself getting impatient for the night to end so that he could take him back home for some fun.

Still grinning like an idiot when Seto got off the phone and the limo pulled up, he sauntered passed the CEO seductively before smirking wickedly at him. "Just don't forget that later tonight, you still owe me a blow job!" He smirked.

Seto felt his jaw drop. Having completely forgotten about that and then being caught off guard with it was a real shock.

Jou reached his hand out before pushing up in his chin to close his mouth, snickering in amusement at the face he was making. "Don't worry about it though, 'cause I intend on returning the favor." He smirked again before leaving him to go to the limo.

Seto had to quickly shake the shock he felt away from his head, rapidly following along closely before getting inside the limo after the blonde and quickly pinning him down to the seat. Furiously starting to kiss him.

He could hear the blonde chuckling at him through the kiss. Which told him that the puppy really had no idea how turned on he'd become with his simple teases.

It was going to be a long night if Jou kept on doing that to him.

To Be Continued..................................................................

A.N: Ok, Just because the last chapter didn't have much to do with Seto/Jou (or, nothing actually --;) I made it my top priority to get this chapter out as quickly as possible. So I hope you all liked it!

Thank You's To:

Johnny Depp luv: I moved my ass as fast as I could, hope you liked the chapter

citcat-chan: It always sucks when no updates come in (nods) hope you enjoyed this one

Kaira Hesoka: Glad you liked it

Kumori Sakusha Formerly Sealbu: Heh, sorry, but I got more Mokuba torture on the way!

Hikari Chang: Ya, sorry about that

Shin Mao: Well, there's some Seto/Jou here, and I like it when Jou's innocent too. Hope you liked the chapter

SetoKaibaWheeler: Ya, I was going for that. I didn't want the whole story to be all Seto/Jou like the last one was, but they still are my main concern

swtdreams07: Thank you!

Masaka1: Glad you liked that, And I'm glad you like Hoshi too :) but I just have one question, You said I made Mokuba just like Bikky from Fake, but if I did that then it wasn't intentional because I have no idea what that is. Could you tell me please?

ChibiSmiles: Heh, you won't want to do that, you may miss them lol, but sorry that this chapter wasn't as hot as you were hoping, so I'll try to do better next time, and I hope that my updating twice in two days doesn't push you too hard lol

Rosepedal711 (7): I forgot to post this little message the last time, so here it is. "Brunette" can also be spelled "Brunet" Both are correct, or at least where I live. Just like "blonde" and "blond" So, sorry that it bugs you, but it's what I'm used to, so I'll just have to use it

I know that there are two or three more people who did review, but I didn't get their names just yet, but still, thank you, you know who you are