A Not So Innocent Joke
Author: Freewater
Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi
Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Rating: R for swearing and mature themes, possible lemons will be posted on
Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first
Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.
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Chapter Eleven: Planning and Plotting
Seto sat there in near horrified shock at the sight of the blonde, standing there, watching, shaking. Honey eyes looking at him and begging for a reasonable explanation to his acts.
Being caught in this type of moment with Otogi was the last thing he needed. And then there another feeling he was having, the very sight of his puppy standing there with eyes that bored into his soul only making it worse.
Guilt.
He felt guilty for what he was doing, and he had to find a way out of it. There was no way he was going to give the blonde up so soon into the game. He just had to keep him, if only for a little longer.
Doing the first and only thing that came to mind, Seto jumped up and out of his chair before throwing the dice mast off of him, causing him to lose his footing before he roughly landed on the floor with a cry of surprise and just a little pain in his tail bone. Being unprepared for it and all.
"Don't fucking touch me!" The brunet roared, putting on his most fiercest of sneers and directing it straight at the dice master. Who only blinked at him in confusion before seeing through his little charade and deciding to play along with it.
At least for the moment.
"Aw, c'mon Kaiba! I was just copping a feel." He purred, and Jou couldn't help but blink at the two of them in complete confusion. Wondering what in the blue hell was going on.
"Wh-what's going on, Seto?" He asked, hoping to get some kind of explanation.
The brunet turned his angry blue eyes to face him. "Nothing that should concern you, I'm just sick of this asshole trying to put his hands on me." He explained, and no sooner did the words leave his mouth was Otogi on his feet again. Brushing up against him.
"C'mon Kaiba, admit it, you liked it." He purred as seductively as he could, bring a hand up to cup at his chin, But Seto turned away from the touch as if it burned at his very skin.
"I said. Leave. Me. Alone." He hissed threateningly, not seeing Jou approach him until he was right beside him.
"So then... he's been bothering you?" He asked, still feeling a little unsure about everything, but at the same time knowing that he could trust whatever Seto said.
Seto gave a curt nod of his head, deciding that now would be the perfect time to hit it to Otogi for annoying him so much earlier, and effectively ruining his chances with his puppy dog at the same time. "Yes, he likes to chase after me like some pathetic fan girl begging for dates," He explained to the blonde, watching in amusement out of the corner of his eye as Otogi bristled at the comment. "Sorry puppy, I didn't think he'd follow me here."
Jou nodded his head calmly, a sight that shocked both CEO's. "Okay." He said in understanding, putting his coke can down on a nearby chair before turning his attention back to the black haired teen. An innocent smile on his face.
Otogi blinked. "What do you want?" He demanded with a raised eyebrow. And before he could do so much as blink, a hard fist pounded against his left eye, making him see bright flashing stars as he was thrown to the ground once again with a cry of pain.
Seto was completely taken back with the act, whipping his head at the blonde as he snarled down at the dice master, wrapping his arms possessively around his arm.
"Stay the hell away from us or the other eye'll look tha same!" He sneered, obviously meaning the rather nasty looking bruise already forming over his eye.
Otogi swiftly got to his feet, not daring to allow himself to show them just how much it had hurt. "Fuck you, dog," He sneered back. "I'll do whatever the hell I want!" He then turned to proudly face Seto, not a thing on his face showing how much the throbbing over his eye pained him as he smirked as seductively as he could. "See you around, Kaiba." He purred, turning to walk away with one last sneer towards Jou before the blonde went insane on him again.
Once he was out of sight, Seto instantly turned to face him. "I can't believe you just did that." He breathed, complete awe filling his system.
Jou was grinning up at him before he heard the disbelief in his voice. "You're not mad are ya?" He asked, a look of worry on his face that he might be upset with him for embarrassing him in public like that.
Seto smirked, pulling him closer and capturing his lips for a full fledged and reassuring kiss, easily slipping his tongue into the blonde's mouth as he melted into him.
Jou was quick to kiss him back, moaning pleasurably as he brought his hands up to cup his neck and tickling the fine hairs that were there.
When they pulled away, Seto was still smirking. "Does that answer your question?" He breathed.
The blonde could do nothing but nod his head, his face flushed in contentment.
"Good." Seto said, wrapping an arm around his slender waist as he led him back to his seat, grabbing the coke can and handing it to his puppy before he sat down and placed him on his lap. "You know, I don't think you've ever looked sexier." He purred into his ear, sending a shiver down Jou's spine.
It was just too much! The memory of Otogi flying off his feet was so funny that he had to fight to keep from laughing as he tried to seduce the puppy! Not only did Otogi completely fuck his chances of ever getting to fuck the blonde, but he was sure that his own chances just skyrocket through the roof with that stunt.
'Getting him into bed should be cake now.' He thought with a smirk, still cuddling Jou while whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Rewarding him for sticking up for him.
But those were sweet nothings that he had to mentally tell himself meant nothing to him as well.
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Otogi winced, jerking his fingertips away from the bruised eye with a grumble of annoyance.
"Damn dog." He grouched, still out in the parking lot as he walked towards where he parked his car. Unlocking the door and letting himself in before looking at how bad the damage was in the mirror, not at all pleased with just how big the bruise was. With signs that it would only get bigger as well.
He grumbled a bit at the sight of it, reaching into his back pocket before ripping out the tape recorder. "Fucking thing had better of worked." He grumped, rewinding it a bit before pressing the play button.
It was his own voice that he heard first. "The first one to fuck the blonde wins. No catches."
The next voice he heard was Kaiba's, agreeing to the bet with complete ease. "Deal."
Otogi couldn't help but smirk at the sweet sounds he was hearing, rewinding the tape again just to hear it one more time.
Oh yes, his revenge certainly would be sweet. All he had to do was collect a few more words or phrases from Kaiba and his plan would be complete.
Kaiba might be acting stupid about it, but he was smart enough to see it. And he didn't like it one bit.
The rich CEO of Kaiba Corp was falling for the welfare victim from the wrong side of the tracks, and he no longer trusted him to go along with their game or their deal. And once he was done getting everything set up, he would make sure that it was not only the dog who was humiliated with their game, but Kaiba as well.
Smirking proudly to himself with his plan, Otogi started up his car before driving away, no longer caring about a simple bruise on his face. Knowing that the damage he was going to deal to Kaiba and the mutt would be a hundred times worse.
To Be Continued...................................
A.N: Okay, thank you to those who answered my question in the previous chapter, some thought it was getting a little boring, some people weren't, and I guess it really just comes down to what type of ficiton you're into or something, I don't know, but anyway, thanks for being honest : )
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Xiaolang's Ying Fa: /Sigh/ I think I'm going to have to work in the pity sex, it's the only thing i can think of for them to do it, and don't worry, Otogi won't try anything on Jou :) And I LIKE Cliffies! :-)
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Tyri Gragonite: I LIKE torturing my readers! Bwuahahahahahaha!!!
ChibiSmiles: (hold's out broken arm) Look what happened in my fall! /;; Sniff/ Ten pillows arent enough! And as for the whole, Mokuba hurting thing, that's going to serve a purpose later on in the story, so don't worry : ) And I'm so glad you don't think it's boring :-D
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