A Not So Innocent Joke

Author: Freewater

Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi

Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Rating: R for swearing and mature themes, possible lemons will be posted on

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first

Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.

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Chapter Twelve: Love or Lust?

Despite how awful the accident was, along with his time spent in the hospital, Mokuba's spirits were highly lifted when the doctors gave him the good news and said he could go home.

He'd done enough healing during his three day nap to be alright enough, and after one last day in the hospital to keep an eye on him, he was told he could leave. Plus, he rather enjoyed the attention being bestowed upon him by his big brother, Jou, and Hoshi.

Especially Hoshi!

He couldn't help but grin at the thought as he was wheeled into his room in his wheelchair. He couldn't do any real walking around for the next little while, and so that left him confined to the thing unless there was an extreme emergency of some kind. But it wasn't like it mattered, Seto promised him one of those electric wheelchairs so he could drive himself around town if he wanted. Only his would have rockets and go ten times faster!

He knew that his brother was only babbling promises to him because he was so happy to see him alright again, but still, it was a cool thing to fantasize about.

"Alright Mokuba, here we are." Seto said, coming to a slow stop before his little brother's bed, only just now realizing how bad the mansion was for Wheelchairs. And if it wasn't for Jou's help, he wouldn't have been able to get him inside.

Taking a quick glance at how messy his brother's room was, he couldn't help but notice all the toys and pieces of clothing lying scattered about on the floor, and he snorted disapprovingly at the sight. Deciding to just let the mess slide for now and then confront him about it when he was feeling well again.

Jou pulled out the covers to Mokuba's bed as Seto picked him up and gently laid him inside, tucking him in tightly when he was done and being carful to avoid the staples on his stomach along with the cast. Which strangely enough, Mokuba seemed to love.

Jou had given him a set of cheap markers, and they both had a great time coloring it. Even Yugi and the rest of his imbecilic friends signed their names on it, but what got to him the most was the crude drawing of two Blue Eyes White Dragons that Jou had done. One larger one protecting a smaller one.

When he asked what it was, Jou told him that the larger one was him, protecting his baby brother Mokuba.

Two brother Blue Eyes.

Needless to say he was touched, and it wasn't even his cast!

"When can I walk around again, Seto?" Mokuba asked sleepily.

It was getting late, and with all the excitement and visitors he'd been getting, not to mention all the attention being lavished upon him by Hoshi, he was tired.

Seto ruffled his hair affectionately. "In a week or so. The doctor said you were doing unusually well so it might be a little sooner than what they expected." He explained.

Satisfied with the answer, Mokuba nodded his head before letting out a rather large yawn.

"Try and get some sleep now." Seto said softly, seeing Jou put the wheelchair on the other side of the bed. Within his reach in case of emergency.

Once again, Mokuba nodded his head without complaint. Wanting his sleep anyway with how tired he was. And when he turned his head and closed his eyes, he was asleep almost instantly.

Seto turned his head to where Jou was still watching. "C'mon puppy," He called quietly, motioning with his hand that they leave the room, and Jou followed. Trying to pad around the bed and out of the room as quietly as possible. The door shutting with a light click behind them.

Jou looked up at his boyfriend, smiling brightly now that everything appeared to be alright again.

They were both happy that Mokuba was alright and back home in bed, so now things could at least start getting back to normal. "I guess I should be headin' home now." The blonde said, realizing how late it was and not looking forward to the long walk to his end of town. But at the same time feeling that maybe Kaiba would want to be left alone for the moment.

Seto's driver, along with everyone else who worked at the manor had all gone home for the night, and he knew better than to think that Seto would leave his little brother alone to give him the ride himself.

He would of asked him to drop him off at his house on their way back from the hospital, but he knew that the brunet would be needing a little help with Mokuba's wheelchair, but would be too proud to actually ask for it, so he went with him instead.

Kaiba blinked at him. His mind having gone down the same trail as the blonde's, and there was no way he was going to let him walk all that way back home!

"Just call your father, puppy, you can stay here for the night." He explained softly, feeling that it was the least he could do to reward him for helping him out so much.

For just being there when he needed him.

Jou blinked. "You sure about that?" He asked.

Seto sighed. "Would you rather I changed my mind?" He replied.

The blonde was quick to shake his head no, and Seto smirked. "Good, now follow me, I can give you something to sleep in." He practically orderd, turning around to walk away without any further explanation.

Jou followed closely behind, a little stunned that he would actually get to spend the night with Seto, but not wanting to say anything else for fear of being called a dimwit or something over being awed by something so simple.

Seto's own room was only down the hall from Mokuba's, so they got their quick enough, and when the brunet opened the door to allow them entrance, he immediately pointed out the large oak desk at the far end of the room. "The phone is right there, puppy. Go call your father."

Jou grinned at him. "Thanks, Kaiba!" He chirped, trotting on over and picking the black phone up off the cradle before dialing the number. Mentally praying that his old man would understand and not be too upset with him for being out past curfew again.

At least he had a good excuse.

While he was busying himself with that, Seto walked with a tired over to his dresser. Opening it up and pulling out a set of pajama pants for the mutt to use when he had the chance.

They were a pair that had gotten a little small on the brunet, but he'd been so wrapped up in work that he would continually forget to get rid of them or throw them away. So, for once he found himself actually happy that he forgot to do something, and he knew that they would fit the puppy dog perfectly.

But then a thought struck him. As though lightning flashed before his very eyes with the brilliance of the idea.

Jou was in his house... and was going to be spending the night!

'I am SO stupid!' The CEO thought, an evil smirk snaking its way onto his lips. 'This is the perfect opportunity to put that idiot in his place! I have the puppy dog here, and if I can just get him to put aside the 'innocent virgin' act for just ten minutes then I'll practically own that fucker Otogi for the rest of his miserable fucking life!' He thought in sheer bliss. The very mental image of all the squirming he could make that dice idiot do making him shiver.

There was nothing he hated more than being embarrassed like that, and if he had something like a simple bet hanging over his head then he knew he could have a helluva lot of fun with him!

"Kaiba? Hey! Seto!"

Kaiba blinked, not having seen Jou during his musings until he was right in front of him. Looking at him worriedly for not answering him and actually wondering if he was alright or not.

"Oh, what is it, puppy?" He asked.

"I said, my dad is okay with me staying here, and where am I going to sleep?" He repeated himself, still looking at him and expectantly awaiting an answer.

Seto smirked, throwing away the pajama pants in his hands and deciding that they were no longer needed for what he had in mind. "I figured you would sleep with me." He said huskily, snaking his arms around the blonde's slim waist, holding him close.

Jou almost blushed, but he was quick to try and hide it with a happy grin, not yet realizing what the CEO was implying at. "Really?" He asked, delighted with the idea of getting to sleep in the same bed as him considering he thought he was going to be getting a guest room or something.

"Really." Seto whispered, putting a gentle hand behind his blonde head of hair, bringing his face forward for a soft kiss.

A kiss that Jou happily melted into, wrapping his arms around Seto's neck as he opened his mouth and gave him entrance. Loving the feeling of having his tongue massaged. But it was only when he felt a delicate set of hands working on unbuttoning his school jacket before trailing down to the zipper of his jeans did he jerk away. A look of worry on his face.

"What're ya doing?" He asked, now breathless from the kiss.

Seto brought one hand up to run his fingers through the blonde mop of hair before resting it behind his head, kissing him gently before answering simply. "I want you." He breathed, kissing him again.

But once again, Jou was quick to break it off. "I don't know about this, Kaiba." He stated. "I don't think I'm ready for that yet."

Now, Seto wasn't the type who would make puppy dog eyes, much less was very good at it, but he gave it a shot. Still holding the blonde close, resting his forehead on top of his. "Please, puppy? I need you. Please?" He asked, running a hand up Jou's shirt while trying to keep it from sounding as if he was begging.

Which he wasn't!

He just wanted to get laid. And with thoughts of sex now running around in his head along with the feel of Katsuya's lean body up against his... well, he'd just gotten a little turned on.

Jou bit his bottom lip, the heated kisses and touches haven gotten to him just as much as they had gotten to Seto, and he took a quick glance over at the bed. Knowing that would be where the act would take place and still running any possible consequences through his mind.

With how turned on he was getting, he couldn't find any.

Except for one.

"Do you love me?"

Seto instantly stopped his hand from moving around beneath Jou's shirt, frozen in shock at the question. "What?" He asked, wondering if he heard correctly.

So Jou repeated himself. "Do you love me?" He asked again, a little disappointed when all he got was a stunned stare.

Katsuya then sighed, resting his head against Seto's chest. "I want to, but I can't if it's just for sex, y'know?" He asked. "If we do this then I need ta know that you love me first." He explained softly, hoping that he hadn't made a terrible mistake in doing that and nervous that he would be thrown out.

Or worse yet, Seto might think him to be too clingy, and now want to get out of the relationship now that he knew Jou actually wanted some kind of future with him.

Even if he only expected small term, he still wanted it to go somewhere, and was now a little afraid that Seto would dump him for it.

After two or three minutes without an answer, Katsuya sighed once again, untangling himself from the CEO's no-longer-tight grip, prepared himself to leave.

"I'll go now." He said sadly.

A hand with a strong grip on his arm stopped him. "Stay."

Jou looked up at Seto in slight confusion, but then he spoke. Softly, as if afraid he would scare him off. "Of course I love you. You just caught me off guard with the question, pup." He explained.

Jou's face softened. "Really?"

Seto nodded his head without hesitation. "Really."

And a bright smile lit up the blonde's face. "Well then, I love you too." He replied softly, thinking it was now safe to admit it since Kaiba had done so first.

A look of astonishment flashed across the brunet's face. "Really?" He asked, a little stunned at the revelation.

Jou nodded his head, a gentle blush now on his cheeks. "Really." Was the soft reply.

A Seto kissed him.

Hard.

(A.N:For those of you who want to read the lemon, go to my file on adult ff,net under freewater and you should find it there just fine)

He stayed where he was on top of the panting and sweaty blonde for a moment, even when he pulled himself out of him and threw away the condom, because aside from that, he just felt too damn weak to move.

Not that Jou was complaining mind you, because he was rather comfortable having Seto on top of him like that, and he planted a few kisses on his neck to show him that.

At first, he had to admit that he almost regretted giving his first time to the CEO with how painful it felt, but now, he was glad that he did. Because even though it was painful at first, Seto still managed to make it the best for him. And for that he was grateful.

Well, more than grateful really. Because it was... it was...

It was by far the best orgasm he'd ever had! And if he wasn't so damn tired then he'd want to do it again!

Unfortunately, Seto eventually rolled off of him and onto his back next to him, still breathing rather hard as he stared up at the ceiling. Wondering if what they did was really real.

It was just too good to be real! How could a virgin give him one of the best orgasms he'd ever had? Not even Otogi with all of his tricks had been able to make him scream like he had. And he found it rather strange.

Jou, realizing how cold it was without having Kaiba on him, looked around before noticing that the blanket had been kicked off of the bed during their lovemaking, and was now lying next to them on the floor, though he had no idea how it got there, he didn't really waste any brain cells on it as he reached down to get it, covering both his own and Seto's body before snuggling up to him for the warmth he provided.

Kaiba practically flinched away at his touch. Not having expected it. "What are you doing?" He asked, looking down at him in wonder and genuinely wondering what he was doing.

Jou now had his eyes closed, but there was still a smile of contentment on his face. "You're supposed ta cuddle after sex." Was all he said before drifting off.

What was it about coming that made you want to sleep?

Seto ran the answer over in his head. 'You're supposed to cuddle after sex?' He thought, finding it a bit strange that the virgin... or rather, former virgin could know something about sex that he wouldn't.

Deciding that it was nothing, and that it felt warmer having a body so close to him anyway, the blue eyed CEO merely shrugged his shoulders before cuddling him back and drifting off as well. Content with the strange arrangement for the moment considering what the blonde was giving him at that very moment.

He may have been Jou's first with sex, but Jou would be the first to actually stick around after sex, and then sleep with him in his bed.

That night they both mentally decided that firsts were a pretty good thing.

To Be Continued.................................................

A.N: Okay, first of all I'd like to say thank you to everyone who reviewed, but unfortunately for me I can not name them today because it's getting late and I have to study for a test tomorrow. But you know who you are, and thank you, if there were any questions asked then I will try to answer them in the next chapter.... unless I forget --;

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