Your reviews were enough to make me post the next chapter to this funny little story, especially Lord Cynics review, I did not expect such an accomplished writer to review my story, quite the bit of an honor. Anyway here is the second chapter, from now on, more detail, story line, and ideas, and as I go on, the stories level will continue to increase in a lot of ways, sort of gives it that stair way to the best thing.
Disclaimer: Golden Sun belongs to Nintendo and Camelot companies.
Isaac lay in his bedroom sound asleep as the sun rose and reached his eyes, he stirred, but did not rise, for it was a weekend and he did not feel like getting up at all today. After another hour of sleep he decided to awaken, seeing that the sun was shining in his eyes and turning around only prolonged the inevitable, I. e. Jenna.
Isaac threw the covers from himself and stretched a bit, then stood up. Then he gotten dressed in his regular armor and underclothing, and reached for his scarf. As he reached for it h thought he smelt a faint strawberry aroma, but decided it was probably that soap Mia used on his scarf yesterday. After putting on his scarf he left his room and headed down stairs for breakfast.
"Good morning Mom." Isaac said cheerfully to his mother, Dora.
"Good morning Isaac, did you sleep well?" Dora said smiling back at him from the table with breakfast on it.
"Yes, if you would count out the troubling dream I had about Saturos and Menardi as evil squirrels." Isaac said while sitting at the table.
"Well, I guess you should lay off the peanuts then, hm?" Dora said a little worried.
"Guess so, so what do we have for breakfast today Mom?" Isaac asked changing the subject.
"We are having bacon and eggs!" Dora exclaimed mentioning to the food on the table.
"Awesome! Thanks mom!" Isaac commented.
"Your welcome, and if you are wondering where your father is, he went on a trip to bilbin, saying he would make us all rich with this weird animal he found called a parrot."
"A Parrot? You mean those birds with the weird beaks? Good luck to him I guess..."
"Likewise, now finish up Mia is outside waiting for you, she came this morning asking for you..." Dora told Isaac.
"Alright mom and thanks, that was some good breakfast." Isaac complimented, rubbing his stomach with satisfaction.
"That was fast...well anyway have a good day." Dora said to Isaac as he ran outside.
Mia sat under a tree reading a book on boyfriends Jenna lent her, she decided that if she was going to have Isaac, she would have to know the first thing about a man. "A great way to a man's heart is through his belly!" Mia read. And, "Don't ask him out, let him ask you!" and things like that. Mia did not think these tips and strategies were useful but it did give her Ideas, after all, her little truth potion on Isaacs scarf should make it easier.
Mia giggled a bit, she loved the Idea of having such a man like Isaac as her own, it made her giddy, and if anyone thought her actions unusual, then they haven't known the first thing about Mia.
"Hey Mia!" A mans voice called.
"Isaac?" Mia asked getting to her feet and shoving the book inside the hole of the tree.
"What's up Mia?" Isaac asked as he stopped just few meters in front of Mia.
"Isaac, do you like....the telletubies?!" Mia asked hoping the potion she sprayed worked.
"Oh Yhea, they are so cute and fluffy and they eat toast! ...wait a minute! I meant to say no! Why did I say that?" Isaac asked terrified he just told Mia the most reputation burning thing in the world.
Mia giggled insanely. She was happy that the potion was working and pretty soon she will ask him those few words, but even though Isaac had to be ready no matter what, she wasn't, just yet.
"Oh, I'll just pretend I didn't hear that, you're probably just going out of your mind." Mia said playfully.
"Thanks Mia...I have no idea where that came from..." Isaac said rubbing his head nervously.
"Care to see how Jenna and Garet are?" Mia asked.
"Oh sure, I bet Garet is eating duct tape again like last time." Isaac then covered his mouth. "That was supposed to be a secret, I promised him! Oh Mia, tell no one please?"
"Garet eats duct tape!? ... oh never mind, of course, sure Isaac." Mia said even more excited and freaked out.
"Thanks Mia, now let's go see Jenna and Garet." Isaac said flushing form the embarrassment.
Jenna didn't know what to do with Garet anymore, she thought she had seen everything, but once again Garet proves her wrong, very, very wrong. Why just this morning, when she came over to his house asking for him, his mother said he was trying to get his head out of the toilet! Who else in the world but Garet would get their head stuck in the toilet? Not me Jenna would point out, not Isaac, just Garet. Now she was stuck, pulling Garet by his feet in order to get his head out.
"Tell me again how he got in here?!" Jenna asked while pulling with most of her strength.
"Garets djinn said he wanted buttered toast, but Garet would not make him any, so when I am cleaning around the house I hear, "Yo momma!" and "Come get some, son!" then a crash and some sputtering noises from the toilet." Garets mom told her while helping to pull Garet out.
"How in the world did djinn get strong enough to do that?" Jenna asked.
"I bet it probably gotten to the sugar again." Garet's mom said sighing.
"That's it, its time for the wonders of pysnergy!" Jenna said letting go of Garet, letting his feet drop to the floor, just like Jenna of course, Garet's mom let go as well.
"Mrrph!!! Harg! Harg! Nuugh!" Garet yelled from the toilet seat his head was in.
"Don't worry Garet this won't hurt a bit." Jenna said closing her eyes and putting forth her hand. "I'd back up if I were you ma'am." Jenna told Garet's mother.
"Alright." Garet's mother said leaving the room.
Jenna concentrated hard and clenched her fist, then a hand just like hers appeared in the air, it was the pysnergy pound, and she was going to pound the toilet with it, hard.
"Here we go!" Jenna yelled, then there was a big bang, then a scream and some water splashing noises.
"Ewww!" Jenna complained. "Garet why didn't you flush?! I'm covered in...Oh god! It burns!!!!!" Jenna screamed.
"I can breath!" Garet yelled standing up and throwing his arms in the air as if to thank the gods for his head being free.
"You won't for long you dirty son of a gun!" Jenna yelled angrily getting up, her eyes filled with flames.
"Oh, god! No Jenna! NOOOOO!!!" Garet screamed as Jenna cast serpent fume on his defenseless body, sending him flying through the roof and in the sky and then the river.
"That will teach you!" Jenna responded to his yelling.
Isaac and Mia just stood up on the hill huddled together with horrified looks on their faces, they have never expected to see something like that, that was the first time Isaac and Mia have ever seen a body fly like that.
"Whoa...Mia...remind me never to aggravate Jenna." Isaac said with a little fear in his voice.
Mia nodded slowly and let go of Isaac a little despairingly, since she really didn't want to let go. Little did she know though, nether did Isaac.
"Let's go see if there are any survivors." Isaac said while running toward the house.
"Alright Isaac." Mia replied following him.
Jenna walked out of the house dusting herself off, it was a good thing Mia lent her the douse drop, otherwise she would have to take a bath in the river again, and she didn't want to be seen naked. She spotted Isaac and Mia running towards her and decided to greet them.
"Hiya guys!" Jenna said cheerfully waving at them.
"It must be her time of the month..." Mia mumbled.
"What was that Mia?" Jenna asked.
"Nothing!" Mia said waving her hands frantically, just so she wouldn't provoke anything.
"Hi Jenna." Isaac said smiling at Jenna.
"Oh, hi Isaac!" Jenna hugged Isaac as a greeting.
Mia didn't like that, so she interrupted with a short douse.
"Ack! Not again!" Jenna whined. "Why did you do that Mia?"
"Sorry! It was a pysnergical reflex!" Mia lied.
"Oh...Yhea...Garet has those lots." Jenna said understanding.
"Crap....my scarf is wet. Again." Isaac said examining his scarf sadly.
"Oh, I can fix that for you!" Jenna, after drying herself with fire pysnergy, went up to Isaac and dried his scarf. "There you go."
"Thanks a lot." Isaac thanked while rubbing the scarf to make sure it was dry.
"You're welcome." Jenna then walked up to Mia and looked at her strangely, then smiled. "What's up?"
"Oh, well we just came to see you, you know, hang out for today, I guess Garet won't join us for awhile..." Mia chuckled.
"Nope, he won't, that little pig." Jenna remarked smirking.
"Well, what do you want to do?" Isaac asked the two ladies.
"Well, I was thinking about visiting Sheba in Felix's house, she said she has something to show us that we might find interesting." Jenna said remembering Sheba telling her this yesterday.
"Sure, just as long as she isn't going to try and shove another turtle down my throat..." Isaac agreed rubbing his neck.
"That was hilarious; your mouth wouldn't even close for a month." Jenna said laughing.
"I was lucky that it was cooked..."
"Well, let's get a move on then, shall we?" Mia asked interrupting the two friends.
"Sure." They both said.
Sheba loved to experiment with things; it brought her joys of unimaginable heights. She especially loved to use those experiments on her friends. Just last week she tricked Isaac into sniffing the most disgusting smell imaginable, it consisted of all the smells in the world, or rather, the disgusting ones, all in one little pouch, she said it was chocolate and wasn't sure if it was good, then she asked him to sniff it for any rotten "smells".
"This time, I'm going to trick anyone I see....into eating dirt!" Sheba laughed manically.
"Something up Sheba?" Felix's sounded from the living room.
No! Nothing Felix!" Sheba answered back, and then resumed laughing.
"Yes you are." Felix answered back, now in Sheba's room.
"Felix!" Sheba squeaked, and then tried to cover up her weird colored potions.
"Alright, what are you plotting now?"
"I don't know what you are talking about."
"Oh really..."
Felix then proceeded over to Sheba and grabbed her shirt, then picked her up.
"Hey! Put me down! Come on!" Sheba thrashed, but realized it was useless.
"Not until you tell me what you are doing here." Felix then put her down.
"Alright fine!" Sheba pouted, then walked over to her potions and picked up a vile full of pink fluid.
"What's that?" Felix asked.
"My latest creation, it makes people tell the truth when asked a question."
"Impressive."
"You aren't even going to pounce me? Or strangle me? Or tie me to a tree and try it on people?" Sheba asked surprised.
"No, that's just brutal..." Felix replied laughing.
"Oh...ok."
"I hope no one gotten any of that, it would cause complete chaos."
"Well..."
"Sheba!" Felix yelled surprised. "You didn't!"
"I did! I did I, did I, did! Sheba whined.
"To who?"
"Mia."
"The heck would Mia do with it? Felix asked.
"I really had no choice...I could have sworn she was insane though, she grabbed me by the shirt when I told her of the truth potion and said she would give me 1000 gold coins if I let her have some!" Sheba said bracing for any kind of scolding, but it did not come.
"Oh boy..." Felix sighed.
"I invited them over today to show them my newest creation, maybe you could interrogate her?" Sheba suggested.
"I should say so!" Felix exclaimed.
"Well, you do that..." Sheba then proceeded to run, but was caught.
"Oh no you don't! You're going to aid me!" Felix told her.
"Oh crud." Sheba whined.
Isaac, Jenna and Mia had arrived at Sheba's house and were invited in, to them it looked more like somewhere a mad scientist would live, with all of the potions and knickknacks lying about, somebody could get hurt, the bigger thing in question was how Felix withstood the torture. Not just anybody could deal with Sheba they guessed, although it was just a matter of due time before he cracked.
"Hi guys, how are you today?" Sheba asked with he hands behind her back.
"Fine." They said simultaneously
"Good, because you won't be for long, for I have secrets!" Sheba said.
"What kind of secrets?" Mia asked.
"Yes, I would like to see these secrets of yours." Jenna added.
"As long as it doesn't involve turtles again." Isaac said.
"Oh, not this time Isaac, follow me!" Sheba then led them into her room.
Her room was dark and full of glowing potions on the shelves and walls; the biggest terror of all in this room was how long those things would take before falling off.
The most attracting thing in her room was a big object under a blue sheet.
"This is my creation!" Sheba said excitedly taking off the cover.
"Ah!
"Holy crap!"
"The heck?!"
"What is that Sheba?!"
End Chapter
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