Don't expect new chapters ever day now, these things take some thought you know. Anyway, here is chapter number 4! Improvements are....more content, more ideas, better grammar, much longer, talking 5000, 10,000 here....
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"Go!" Mia yelled, starting the stopwatch.
"Yes! Finally! Something to eat at last!" Isaac ran for the food on the table without the spoons or forks he had in his hands.
Normally anyone would take a few monstrous bites in an eating contest, but not Isaac, he was the different one, and when I say different, I mean it! Isaac grabbed each corner of the table, ducked a bit until his mouth was just above the edge of the table then let the entire food feast slide into his mouth!
"Holy crap! Look at that! It's only been 16 seconds and he is almost done!" Mia yelled cheering with a cheer leader costume on all of a sudden.
"No! NOOO!!!!" Garet yelled ripping out his hair. "He is beating me! BEATING ME!" Garet yelled at everyone pointing at himself.
"That is a surprise!" Jenna said smiling at Isaac finishing up the food and burping really loudly.
"Whoa!" Sheba exclaimed clapping.
"Outstanding!" Ivan whooped.
"Good lord, he's going to get indigestion." Felix said frowning.
"I wouldn't count on that Felix." Said Piers.
"Why not?" Felix asked Piers.
"Because..." Piers answered.
"Because?"
"Yes."
"But that doesn't even make any sense!"
"Exactly!"
"You're strange." Felix said
"Thank you." Piers said patting his chest.
"Hey, what's the matter Mia? You haven't told us Isaacs time!" Ivan asked after Felix and Piers conversation and looking at Isaac lying down patting his stomach, a dumb grin on his face.
"That's because she was telling Dora his time." Sheba answered him.
"Why would Dora want to know that? Wouldn't she disapprove?" Ivan asked.
"Dora? Are you crazy of course she would'nt!"
"Maybe..."
"..."
"Isaac did that!?" Dora screamed from the kitchen. "That's awesome!"
"I told you!" Sheba said sticking her tongue at Ivan.
"I told you." Ivan said mockingly.
"Humph!" Sheba turned around and waited for Mia.
Mia came back with an insane look on her face, this scared everyone because Mia looked really creepy when she was insane....the face she had would make Hitler go away crying himself.
"Isaac...ate all of that food..." Mia said in an eerie voice.
"Yes?" Jenna asked biting her nails out of nervousness.
"In..." Mia said again.
"Yes, Yes?" Jenna said now grabbing the carpet in frustration and anticipation.
"26 seconds!" Mia exclaimed!
"Wow! That's cool!" Isaac exclaimed from the ground.
"It sure is Isaac!" Mia said congratulating him.
The room filled with whoops and cries of joy as everyone threw what ever they were holding in their hands into the air, and not catching them, thus breaking a lot of plates and cups.
"I paid 500 coins for all that ware! You son's of a-!" Dora was tackled by the suddenly mobile Isaac.
"No mother! This isn't the place for language like that!" Isaac said covering a struggling Dora's mouth.
Dora smacked him away and sat up breathing heavily. "You didn't have to tackle me like a madman!"
"Yes...yes I did." Isaac answered.
"..."
"Oh, he just owned his mother..." Ivan said.
"Owned his mother? What are you?" Jenna asked turning to him.
"A lot of things dear Jenna...a lot of things..." Ivan said with a creepy tone of voice.
"..."
Mia walked up to Isaac after he just tackled his mother and smiled, still in her cheer leader suit and hugged him. "That was great Isaac!" Mia said.
"Uh...heh, thanks Mia, a lot." Isaac said returning the embrace.
"You're welcome!" Mia answered back.
"Hey! We have a game here!" Jenna yelled, suddenly remembering that they were, in fact still playing truth or dare, it was Ivan's turn. "So, Ivan, it's your turn now!" Jenna said gesturing towards him.
"Alright!" Ivan exclaimed.
"This should be good." Felix remarked.
"Let me change first!" Mia said grabbing her cheer leader suit and ripping it off.
"Whoa!" Isaac yelled covering his eyes.
"Mia! Are you crazy?! Oh...wait." Jenna said.
"What's the matter?" Mia asked, dressed in her blue robes again.
"We thought you just stripped in front of us..." Jenna answered a little shaken.
"No, I dress in layers." Mia said.
"Well...that was surprising." Felix said laughing.
"Heh, heh..." Piers chuckled along with Felix.
"You guys are such perverts!" Mia exclaimed while sitting down next to Isaac on the sofa.
"Alright, now it's my turn to cause chaos!" Ivan exclaimed, rubbing his hands together.
"Just pick someone!" Jenna yelled to him.
"Alright! Sheesh, I pick you Jenna." Ivan pointed at her.
"Alright, I pick Dare." Jenna said standing up smiling.
"Oh, you will regret that, because I know your worst fears!" Ivan said evilly.
Jenna paled; she knew this wasn't going to be good for her at all. "S-so! I can take it!" Jenna tried to speak bravely, but failed miserably.
"Jenna, I dare you to go outside...and eat..."
Jenna's eyes widened. "Eat what? Eat what!?"
"An earth worm!" Ivan exclaimed.
"AH! NEVER!!!!! NEVER I TOLD YOU!" Jenna squatted for power and tackled him.
"Ah! The pain!" Ivan screamed while being tackled.
"Whoa..." Garet said, as everyone knows, skirts down stick to your body, and Garet gotten an eyeful.
"Jenna, please! Mercy!!" Ivan yelled while she slammed his head on the floor repeatedly.
"Never! You Ba-!" Isaac suddenly tackled her.
"Ack!" Jenna screamed as she and Isaac flew across the house.
"Gasp!" Ivan sat up and held his neck. "Sheesh! I didn't know she was THAT terrified of worms!"
"Well, it would seem so." Felix said looking over to Isaac and Jenna's heavily breathing figures.
"Get off me Isaac!" Jenna yelled, as she threw him off, giving her time to breath as Isaac stood up.
"You were about to call Ivan a bad word!" Isaac pointed a finger at her.
"So?"
"That's not aloud." Isaac said.
"..."
"Now shall you complete Ivan's dare?" Isaac asked.
"Never!" Jenna yelled standing up and getting in his face.
"Then I will have to put you in the closet of shame!" Isaac grabbed her by the shirt and walked over to the closet.
"Oh, come now Isaac! No one deserves that!" Felix said, his eyes widening.
"Sorry Felix, it has to be done to all people who refuse to do a dare." Isaac replied.
"How come Ivan wasn't threatened with that when Sheba asked him a question?" Mia asked Isaac interested.
"Because he wasn't doing a dare!" Isaac exclaimed evilly.
"Oh." Mia said silently.
"The closet of shame holds the most terrible torture anybody can think off!" Isaac said still carrying Jenna.
"Isaac put me down! Right now! I'm warning you!" Jenna warned, thrashing about.
"Sorry Jenna, but..." Isaac opened the door to reveal a hall with nothing but a small table and two chairs, one was occupied by Kraden!
"No! No!!!!! Not that! Anything but that! I'll do it! I really will!" Jenna escaped Isaacs grasp and gotten down on her knees in a begging position.
"Alright, go ahead and do the dare then." Isaac said smirking.
Jenna sighed sadly and nervously walked outside into the rain with an Umbrella, after five minutes of looking, Jenna found an earth worm and came back inside, holding it with a terrified look on her face in front of the others.
"D-do I really have too?" Jenna asked Ivan.
"Yhea! You do!" Ivan stated flatly.
Jenna eyed it once more with nothing but fear, and brought it into her mouth for the kill....but the worm slipped! And guess where it landed? In her shirt! And you can guess where from there.
"Oh GOD! It's cold! It's cold! Get it out! Get it out!!!!!!" Jenna ran around flailing her arms about screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Don't worry Jenna! I'll save you!" Garet got up and tackled her, bringing her down to the floor, Jenna stood quiet.
"Uh...Jenna I have to...uh...yhea." Garet said to her nervously.
"I DON'T CARE! GET IT OUT!!!" Jenna screamed even louder (If that's possible.)
"Alright!" Garet proceeded to do what he needed to and pulled out the worm for her, not soon after Jenna slapped him, hard.
"Ouch! What was that for Jenna?" Garet yelled, blushing.
"I can't just let you reach down there without slapping you! I would look like...a...you know." Jenna said blushing as well.
"Then I guess I deserve it." Garet said standing up and walking back to his seat on the floor.
"Heh, alright Jenna, your excused from my dare, that little scene was enough!" Ivan chuckled.
"Yhea...really." Piers said astounded.
"Sheesh...such a fuss over a little worm." Sheba said.
"You should have seen her when the worm went down her dress this one time!" Felix said laughing.
Slap!
"Augh!" Felix screamed, Jenna had stricken him blushing madly.
"Felix! I told you not to tell anyone! You are so in for it when we get home!" Jenna yelled.
"Oh...crap..." Felix stated sighing.
"Alright everyone calm down! I believe that it's Felix's turn now." Mia said.
"Oh yes! My turn now baby!" Felix exclaimed now standing up and doing some kind of dance only a football player would.
"Ok Felix calm down!" Jenna yelled from next to Garet.
"Alright..." Felix said hanging his head. "Ok Who should I pick..." Felix examined the room hoping for pleading faces, but only seen impatience.
"Alright, I pick....Garet!" Felix pointed at him after Garet just finished cuddling with Jenna.
"Aw! Come on Felix!" Garet whined.
"Nope, I'm picking you, truth or Dare?" Felix questioned.
"I'll be a man and say dare!" Garet said puffing out his chest.
"Way to go Garet!" Jenna cheered waving a little flag with a chibi version of Garet on it.
"Thanks Jen, Jen!" Garet said.
"Oh...please.." Felix sighed. "Can we get moving now?
"Sure, dare me!" Garet said.
"I will! I dare you to...eat your boots!" Felix said gesturing to his dirty boots.
Garet looked down and smiled. "Yummy!" Then he took them off and began eating them while sitting on the floor, everyone watched in disgust as he ate it as if it were nothing more than a breakfast meal!
"Whoa! Look at him go!" Isaac cheered looking at the spectacle.
"Dang! I've never seen anything such as this!" Piers said.
"This is something for the record books!" Jenna exclaimed, jotting down the information.
"Go Garet! Go!" Sheba giggled.
After Garet finished his horrid, yet slightly amusing spectacle, he resumed his seat next to Jenna again, and without any boots on.
"Well, guess it's my turn." Isaac said.
Mia crossed her fingers and hoped she would be picked by him, there was no one else available besides....Piers...and she knew the chances hand to be high!
"Mia! Truth or dare?" Isaac asked.
"Yes!" Mia jumped up and danced around.
Everyone gave her scared looks and started to back up a bit, this was very unusual for someone like her to do, they wondered if she was sane anymore.
"Heh, heh...sorry again..." Mia said calming down. "Alright Isaac...I pick...Dare."
"Well, well, that was very brave of you!"
"Thanks!" Mia said blushing.
"Only because I have a very sinister dare for you!" Isaac said evilly.
"Oh...crap!" Mia sighed; she didn't count on him doing something like this.
"Mia, I dare you to...hmmm..."
"Yes?"
"I dare you to...roll around on the rug and bark like a dog!" Isaac exclaimed.
Mia's eyes widened, as did everyone else's. Who knew Isaac could be so comically cruel? It was the perfect dare for humiliation and Isaac had chosen Mia as his victim!
"Ooooo..." Everyone sounded.
"That's...That's...That's just evil!" Mia told him hopelessly, hanging her arms by her side while slouching a bit, giving that look of giving up hope.
"I told you I had a sinister idea...and if you chose not, you will be lectured about grass with Kraden!"
"No! Not that!" Mia pleaded.
"Then do my bidding!" Isaac smirked.
"Alight..." Mia knew this was a game, but this was harsh! Now Mia wished it was Piers he chosen, now she had to do this...
Mia got down on the rug with all fours and rolled around, causing dust to come up from all of the movement, then she gotten back up on all fours and started barking like a dog. Then she repeated.
"wOOt!" Ivan howled.
"Oh Yhea! Work it Mia!" Jenna yelled laughing holding her sides.
Felix and Piers had turned from Mia and were slouching over snickering very hard. While Isaac stared smiling at his handiwork, Garet was doing something similar to what Piers and Felix were doing. And Sheba and Ivan were pounding the ground with one hand and holding their sides with the other, in a some what crawling position.
"Isaac! This is humiliating! Can I stop now? Mia asked him pleadingly.
"Sure Mia, you can-!" Isaac started off in a fit of laughter before continuing. "-Stop now!"
Mia growled a bit, even though she loved him dearly, she would get revenge, oh she would get sweet, sweet revenge upon his head!
"Guys! I finished Dinner!" Dora exclaimed from the kitchen.
"Oh boy!" Isaac said rubbing his stomach.
"Wow! That was fast!" Garet said to Jenna.
"Well, I guess we can discontinue the game, you gotten lucky Piers." Sheba said.
"Guess I did." Piers said rubbing the back of his head laughing.
"Lucky stiff." Felix said walking by him and into the kitchen.
Piers and Sheba just looked at each other and smiled, and then they went to the kitchen after Felix, as did everyone else, except Mia.
"Isaac, I will get you for doing that to me...now I need to clean myself..." Mia sighed and went up the stairs to wash up in the water room.
Dinner was going to be delicious in everyone's opinion; it consisted of a turkey roast, some peas, and corn on a cob, fresh baked bread, salad, side dishes like Mashed potatoes, and gravy and much, much more than that! The table was huge, it was very long and was filled with colorful foods and beverages, all to everyone's suiting. On the left side sat Jenna, Garet, Felix and Piers, getting ready for the feast, while on the left, Sat Sheba, Ivan, Isaac and one empty chair for Mia, she was still washing up in the washing room, they to were readying themselves for the feast. Dora at the end of the table, sort of like those kinds of things kings have in their rooms, called round tables. The host would sit in the middle while the guest sat on the sides.
"Wow..." Isaac said looking at all of the food in front of him. "What is the occasion?" Isaac asked his mom.
"Oh none really, doesn't anyone who saved all of weyward deserve such a thing?" Dora replied.
"Well! This is the best thank you we have gotten yet! Thanks Mom!" Isaac smiled.
"I have never seen so much food!" Ivan said astounded.
"Yhea...I don't think my stomach has the capacity to hold even just a little!" Sheba exclaimed.
"Wow...your mom is a great chef Isaac." Felix complimented.
"Hey, speak to her, I didn't teach her anything she knew!" Isaac said smiling.
"Heh, Yhea." Felix replied.
Mia came in looking angry as lighting flashed in the background. Enough anger to even send the wise one to a crumbling little pile of dirt and grime. When Isaac looked up he was terrified. He knew what this was about and he knew he would die.
"Save me!" Isaac hid under the table.
Mia then returned to a sweet smile and sat down in her chair, the one next to Isaac.
"Isaac, you don't have to hide, I won't hurt you!" Mia said sweetly.
"Y-you won't?" Isaac asked.
"Nope." Mia said happily.
"Alright..." Isaac gotten up and sat back down nervously, he still was a little afraid, secretly he loved her dearly, but when she was angry...well...lets just say that Mia had something to do with that crater next to Contigo, it was smaller before...much smaller.
Mia grinned at Isaacs's innocence, he was so cute, but she had to get revenge! She smirked and stood up. "Whoops! I dropped something, I'll get it." Mia pretended to reach down looking for something behind Isaac and seen the opportunity to give Isaac the worst wedgie in history!
Mia quickly grabbed his under wear and hoisted it up high and fast! "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!" Mia laughed manically.
"ARGH! IT BURNS!!!!" Isaac screamed.
Everyone spat their food and started to choke/laugh their bottoms off. That was the funniest thing they've seen!
"That's for that evil dare Isaac!" Mia exclaimed to him letting go, his under wear was sticking out, and Mia did not notice until after she was sipping water from the screaming and looked, then she spat the water out and began laughing with the rest of the adepts, harder.
"Oh god! It is lodged up-! Oh god!" Isaac exclaimed.
This made everyone laugh even harder, some of them were turning purple from the lack of air and some of them were pounding the table and making some food fall off, the others were just gasping and laughing. This lasted for 20 minutes straight! It was just that funny! People just kept rehearsing the event over and over in their heads and it was just even funnier and funnier! Soon after Isaac had run out or rather...ran in a very strange way out to change, everyone had stopped laughing and began to breathe normally.
"Whew! That was the best!" Sheba exclaimed wiping a tear from all of the laughing.
"Yhea..." Piers said out of breath.
"Oh man...just...oh man..." Felix said sighing and wiping tears as well.
"That's...was too much for my heart." Dora said.
"That's was just hilarious." Jenna said holding Garet, who was snickering.
"Well, we should get to eating now, shouldn't we?" Ivan asked smiling.
"Ok, let's get back to dinner everyone!" Dora said while eating some turkey.
Mia snickered, that was only the start of her revenge, and next she would ask him embarrassing questions that he couldn't deny! Then she would be satisfied, he picked the wrong day to mess with Mia!
End Chapter
What kind of questions will Mia ask Isaac? Will Isaac seek revenge back? How will the dinner go? Will the rain ever stop? And what was Kraden doing in the closet? These questions can only be answered if you review so I can put up the next chapter! So get them a flowing!