A Not So Innocent Joke
Author: Freewater
Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi
Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Rating: R for swearing and mature themes, possible lemons will be posted on
Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first
Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.
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Chapter Seventeen: More Than Enough Trouble
When Seto opened the door to his estate, stepping inside the vast space he called home before taking off his shoes and dawning a pair of light blue slippers, anyone close to him would have noticed how much lighter his step seemed as he headed for Mokuba's room. Wanting to check on his little brother before getting some work done for the day.
Of course, there weren't many people who were close to the CEO, so as he passed the odd servant or two caught in his path as he walked by, they were all quick to scramble out of his way. Regardless of the fact that he wasn't wearing his usual threatening sneer, but rather a face of contentment.
When he made it to the room marked "Mokuba" with blue letters over the oak door, he knocked softly to let him know he was there before entering without waiting for an answer.
He was not at all pleased to see his brother out of bed, but rather on the floor playing video games with Hoshi.
The regular scowl returned as he stared at where his brother lay on his stomach on front of the tv. Frozen at the sight of his older brother in slight fear of receiving a punishment for not being able to get back into bed fast enough.
Seto crossed his arms disapprovingly. "Mokuba..."
"Aw, c'mon Seto! I'm fine enough to be out of bed for a few minutes! We weren't doing anything but sitting here! Honest! I--"
"Mokuba!" Seto yelled halting his brother's rant before it could go on any further. "First of all, turn off the game, and secondly, get back into bed. You're grounded for a week." He said coldly, ignoring the miserable groan the black haired boy emitted before reaching over and pressing the off button on his game.
He didn't care what explanations his brother had to offer, he could have worsened his injury being up and about like he was.
Hoshi was quick to get to her feet, coming to the defense of her friend. "Please don't get him into trouble, Kaiba-san. It was all my fault!"
Seto quirked an eye at the little red head before him, wondering what she was talking about. "Explain." He demanded simply.
Hoshi swallowed hard. "W-well, I said that I thought he looked fine enough to play a few games, so I helped him out of bed." She explained timidly, rubbing her arm in slight shame once she thought over her actions. "But I didn't think it would be that big of a deal! Honest!"
Seto thought over her words for a moment, turning his blue eyes back to where his brother still lay. Looking at his little girlfriend like she'd just gone insane on him for taking the blame for him like that.
He let out a sigh of annoyance, turning his eyes up towards the ceiling before asking God why he had to deal with such children on a daily basis.
If Hoshi was partly responsible then it would be a lot harder to punish Mokuba. He couldn't separate the two of them, she was his only friend after all, and it wasn't like he could punish her. She wasn't his to punish!
So then, what to do?
Thinking it over for a few minutes, and still coming up with nothing, Seto scowled deep. Realizing that he had nothing to work with.
He then walked over to where Mokuba still lay on the floor, helping him to his feet and then into bed since the bulky cast over his leg complicated that for him. All traces of his previous anger forgotten.
"I'll let you off this time Mokuba," He started, throwing him a warning glare after watching a bright smile appear on his face. Just to keep him on his toes. "But if I ever catch you out of bed again, I don't care what your little girlfriend says, you will be grounded, and no visitors will be allowed over either." He threatened, watching the ebony haired boy put his head down.
"Have I made myself clear?" Seto asked, looking at the both of them this time to show them that he meant business.
"Yes sir." They replied in unison. Both heads down now to hide their sad eyes.
Nodding in approval, Seto grunted a "Good" before deciding to send Hoshi home for the day so his brother could help him pick out something to wear.
He would see to firing the woman in charge of Mokuba's care later.
Mokuba, still a bit saddened that his red headed friend had to leave a bit early, yet having seen the punishment coming a mile away, simply said a sad goodbye to her with little complaint as she packed up her things and left. Promising to visit him first thing after school the next day.
Rather than getting a stern talking to for being out of bed, like what Mokuba had been expecting, his brother instead got out his wheelchair for him before helping him inside and wheeling him out of the room.
"Uh, big brother?" He asked.
"Hm?"
"Where are we going?"
"I need your help with something." He answered simply, turning down the corner that led to his room.
Mokuba blinked, turning his head to look up at him. His brother very rarely needed help with anything, so what could it be? "Help with what, Seto?" He asked. Genuinely curious about it.
A part of Kaiba didn't want to tell his brother what the problem was, but he was the only person in the world, aside from Katsuya that is, whom he could genuinely trust to give him an honest opinion.
He'd been to plenty of company parties and special events in the past, but this was a school dance, and he would need a bit of help from someone who'd actually been to one of those before.
With a sigh, Seto explained himself. "I'm taking Jou to the highschool dance, and I need you to help me pick something out to wear."
The black haired boy was a bit taken back with the answer, but then his shock wore off, and he burst out laughing.
Kaiba glared down at him, but Mokuba knew better than to take any of his glares seriously, so the laughter continued.
"You-you're actually going to a school dance?!" He roared, so hard that he didn't even notice when they entered his brother's room as tears streaked down his cheeks.
Seto grunted. "Yes." He said simply, putting the breaks on the wheelchair before walking over to his closet and opening it up to look for something suitable inside.
Thankfully, after about a minute or so of throwing certain outfits onto his oversized bed, Mokuba's laughter had died down to light snickers.
The black haired boy simply couldn't help himself when he laughed. The very idea that his big, cold, hard as rock brother, would actually be attending an event meant to be fun, but also require him to jump around and make a fool of himself on the dance floor in public was just too funny!
Mentally picturing it inside his head, Mokuba started laughing again. Though this time, was able to hold back his tears.
"Are you going to help me out or not?" Seto snapped, examining an old, shining black leather trench coat that he'd found in the back of his closet.
During the dance there would be a lot of darkness and flashing lights, so it would do well if he were to wear it. The lights could reflect and shine off the coat, complimenting him rather nicely he was sure...
... But did he really want to draw that kind of attention to himself?
"What do you think of this one, Mokuba?" He asked the snickering boy, holding up the coat for him to see.
Mokuba, his snickers suddenly stopping, cocked his head at it. "I don't know. Are you just going to show up in it, or dance in it?" He asked. Thinking that if he were to be dancing in it then, gravity defying or not, it would get in his and everyone else's way.
Kaiba snorted. "I won't be dancing."
Mokuba's eyes widened slightly. "What? Why?" He asked, wondering why he would bother even going to a school dance if he wasn't going to be doing any dancing.
Wasn't that the whole point?
Kaiba sighed, not really wanting to explain himself, but with how persistent his brother could be, he knew that he had no choice. "You and I both know I can't dance to save your life. I'll only go out for the slow dances with him, and that will be it." He explained.
Mokuba blinked at him thoughtfully. "They don't have too many slow dances compared to the fast ones at schools, Seto. Are you sure Jou really wouldn't mind that?"
Kaiba chuckled dryly, pulling out another trench coat that matched the blue from his favorite duel monster card. "I doubt he'll mind it too much. You should see the way he dances!" He chuckled, finding that despite how much he despised dancing, he was actually looking forward to his little date with the puppy dog regardless.
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Otogi smirked victoriously at his desk. Pressing the button on the side of his laptop that would open it up and allow him to retrieve the final disk from inside. Happy that all the information from on it had been saved onto his computer, he snapped the piece of shining plastic in half before throwing it in the trash with the others.
That done, he got out his little tape recorder again and pressed the record button on it before playing the information on his computer.
Should the mutt not believe what he'd heard, he would simply keep the files safe on his laptop to show him later.
That should be enough to end his and Kaiba's little prank, as well as get back at the CEO for daring to humiliate and betray him halfway through it.
What Kaiba had been unaware of whenever they were together, was that all along his estate were a series of video cameras. Meant for the dice master's protection, but also to look at later should he get bored and want to watch any of the people he'd recently fucked.
... And that included Kaiba.
Every kiss, blowjob, fuck, you name it, was all now safely stored on his computer, and was now being transferred on the tape he was going to give to Jonouchi.
Hell, even all the times they simply sat around insulting the rotten little flea bag were on there, and some of the things Kaiba had said about him were atrocious. Even by his standards.
"Ugly fucking mutt."
"Disease ridden mongrel."
"Worthless, waist of air."
And hell, even "Poster child for abortion."
Kaiba really hated him back then, and he was going to make sure that Katsuya knew that.
It was enough to put a smile on Otogi's face as he finished splicing in everything he and Kaiba had said about him. Even when it appeared as if Kaiba was starting to like him he still said things that would ruin his relationship with the dog.
Hn. Together or not, no one really liked being told that your boyfriend was running around calling you "a good fuck" to your enemies.
This was going to be perfect.
He couldn't wait to get the blonde alone.
Otogi smiled to himself, more ideas of what sabotage he could cause running through his brain.
Wouldn't it just be delightful if he could somehow convince the blonde that he was a victim as well? Heh, make the dog his to teach Kaiba a lesson about fucking around with him, and it wasn't like he stopped being curious about his skills in bed since that day Kaiba told him about his blowjob.
Oh, this really would be a lot of fun!
To Be Continued...............................
A.N: Okay, I'm pretty sure that a while back I said that I wouldn't make it so that Otogi would go after Jou, but I guess I changed my mind because I'm running out of ways to keep this story at least mildly interesting, and it isn't often when I find myself with writers block, but alas, it was bound to happen sooner or later. That's why I'd be welcome to whatever suggestions you all may have to offer :-)
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