They arrived at the temple around 10:30. The old witch dropped them off at the entrance. She flew off saying how cute Zack was. Zack and Navi felt really uncomfortable, Link and Tatl thought that it was disturbing. An old lady falling in love with a young man! Gross! Tatl still doesn't realize that Zack is actually Zelda in disguise. All the hard work Navi put in to making her realize who Zack is was a wasted effort! Tatl was still clueless, and now she thought that both Zack and Zelda were cross dressers.

Link and Zack stared at the entrance pondering of what to do next. "Okay, this is the first temple. It may be hard for us to go through is since we're not Deku Shrubs and the water's poisoned." Link warned Zack.

"I bet you fifty rupees that when we get inside all we have to do is teleport to the boss's chambers!" Tatl bet.

"You're on!" Link ran inside. A minute later he came out with an annoyed look. "Here are your stupid rupees!" He handed Tatl fifty rupees.

Tatl smiled triumphantly, Zack shook his head, and Navi sighed before going inside with an annoyed Link. Once they were inside they walked to the teleporting device and were teleported at the top of the room. Zack and Link both grabbed onto each other as they fell to the ground screaming bloody murder. They closed their eyes waiting for their certain death. Of course death never came, there was light under their feet when they were only a few feet from the ground. The light slowed them down and they landed safely on the ground. Both Link and Zack gave a sigh of relieve.

Then the ground shook and they turned behind them. Odoruwa was standing right behind them, both of them gasped and readied for battle. Zack grabbed his dagger and Link unseathed the Master Sword. The evil warrior just smirked and started to dance like an idiot, which is his way of calling his minions. (Talk about a stupid way to call minions) The evil bugs fell from the ceiling and landed near the duo. Zack gave a shriek of terror and jumped into Link's arms.

'I hate bugs! They're so gross and disgusting!' Zack cried in his mind.

"Uh… Zack, how long are you going to be in my arms?" Link asked uncomfortably.

Zack looked at Link shock. 'I guess it isn't really manly to be afraid of bugs. Still, they're so gross and disgusting!'

"Don't tell me you have a phobia of bugs!" Link sighed. "I guess I'll have to fight this one on my own."

Link let go of Zack and he landed on the ground with a thump. To Link's surprise once Zack was on the ground he curled up into a ball and rocked back and forth sucking his thumb. Link stared at him for a couple of minutes before turning to the dude who was dancing around like an idiot. Link sighed and walked over to the creepy boss. He used the same method he used as a kid. He just slashed the idiot until he died. Since, both his sword and his strength are much stronger than when he was a kid it didn't take very long. The boss fell to the ground within minutes!

Link gave a sigh of relieve and looked for his fairy friends, who he hasn't seen since he stepped on the teleporting thing. He looked to the wall of the huge room and saw Zack still rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb. He continued looking along the wall and found a Deku Baba obviously having trouble with whatever is in his mouth. He looked a little to the right and saw Tatl flying into the monster's side.

Link sighed and walked over to the monster. He swung his sword and cut the monster in half. A saliva covered ball of light flew out of the monster's mouth looking disgusted. Tatl couldn't help but laugh at the older, wiser, and much kinder fairy, Link was also having difficulty holding in his laughter. Navi gave her a death glare and they both stopped immediately.

"Where's Zack?" Navi asked looking around.

"He's having a mental break down in a corner somewhere." Link replied.

Navi looked at him confused and looked toward a corner and saw Zack rocking back and forth. "That's not a mental break down, she's… I mean he's just has a sever phobia of bugs." Navi informed him.

"What's the difference between a mental break down and sever phobia?" Tatl really didn't ask it. It was more of an insult.

"Hey Zack! Are you done having a mental break down?!" Link yelled across the room to his friend.

'I'm not having a mental break down! I just have a sever phobia of bugs!' Zack glared at Link from across the room.

He got up and walked across the middle of the room. When he was right in a middle of the room a circle of blue light surround him and he flew into the air. Zack gave a cry of surprisement as he went through the ceiling and out of sight. Link and the others quickly followed him into the blue light. Zack was sent to the top of the room like before. He again screamed bloody murder as he fell from the ceiling and landed hard on the ground. Link sadly had the same fate, but lucky for him he had good old Zack to land on.

"This isn't your day, is it?" Link asked from the top of Zack.

Link got up and extended his hand to Zack. He took the hand and was helped up. "Thanks," He rubbed his bottom. "Ow! Man that fall really hurt!"

"Are you alright, Zack?!" Navi asked concerned.

"Yeah, I've been in worse pain though." Zack looked to past Link and found a hole covered with vines and moss. Through the vines he could see a small figure. "Hey, I think there's someone behind those moss and vines."

"This is just like before!" Link ran to the vines and cut through them with ease. He ran inside and found the Deku Princess lying on the floor. He knelt down next to her. "Collette, are you alright?!"

The Deku Princess opened her eyes. "Link, is that you?"

Link nod yes. "I came here to save you."

The Deku Princess smiled and hugged her friend. "I'm so glad that you're here! I was worried that you wouldn't come to rescue me!"

Link hugged her back. "What made you think that? You're my friend and I don't want anything bad ever happening to you!" Link asked.

Tatl flew up to Link's ear. "So if your girlfriend was kidnapped…" Tatl couldn't finish.

Link had a grim look on his face. "Zelda was kidnapped… She was kidnapped by Ganon. After seven years of being apart, we finally found each other. All I wanted to do was hold her in my arms… but I couldn't." Tears started to form in Link's eyes. "He kidnapped her. He took her away before I could even touch her." A single tear escaped his eyes. "All I want is to be with her! But as long as Ganon is alive I can't! He'll kidnap her and she'll be in more danger! She has to stay in Hyrule!"

'Link… Maybe I should tell him… No, I can't tell him yet.' Zack looked away not able to look at the scene.

"That's so romantic! You love her so much that you send her away so she'll be safe!" Collette said dreamily.

Link looked at her shock. "You think that's romantic?! She probably hates me and thinks that I'm sexist!"

"No, she doesn't!" Link turned to Zack confused. "Uh… I mean… why would she be? You only want to prevent her from getting hurt. I bet she's worried sick about you!"

Link stood up and walked to Zack. "Thanks, you're probably right."

Zack gave a sigh of relieve. 'I almost blew it!'

"So where is Collette going to stay?" Tatl asked out of nowhere.

"I'm sure the sages can figure something. Why don't you call Saria and see if she can think of something?" Navi suggested.

"You mean The Saria?! The sage of Forest! That Saria?!" Collette asked with disbelieve.

"Yeah, she's my oldest childhood friend. I'm sure she'll help you!" Link got out his Ocarina of Time and called Saria.

"Hello?" Saria's voice came out of nowhere.

"Saria, we have the first maiden with us, but we don't know where she can hide!" Link talked to the ceiling.

"We have been talking about that for since this whole thing started. We came up with the idea that the maidens staying here for the time being." Saria answered.

"That sounds like a great idea! But how do we get to the Chamber of Sages?!" Link asked the ceiling.

"When you've freed a maiden one of us will come over there and take her to the Chamber of Sages. I guess I'll be the first one."

Collette and Tatl looked at Link with disbelieve. "Is Saria really coming over to pick up Collette?!" Tatl asked still shock.

Link looked at her as if it was obvious. "Yeah… that's what she said."

A green light formed in front of Collette and a girl with green hair and clothes appeared. "Hello, I'm Saria the Sage of Forest." Saria introduced herself.

Collette and Tatl both grabbed a piece of paper and pen. "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" Both of them asked together.

Saria looked at them surprised. "Uh… sure… but why do you want my autograph?" She took the pieces of paper and signed her name.

"They consider you a celebrity." Link informed her. "Tatl is a real fan-girl. She asked for King Hyrule's autograph too."

Saria handed the two back the pieces of paper. "So let me guess," She pointed to Collette. "You're the first maiden." Collette nodded nervously. "Well I guess we better go off to the Chamber of Sages." A green light surrounded both of them disappeared.

"I can't believe I have Saria's autograph!" Tatl squealed.

"You asked for everyone's autograph except mine!" Link complained.

Tatl glared at him. "That's because I know you personally! I don't need your autograph."

"Well… let's go find the next maiden!" Zack threw his fist in the air.

"Yeah!" Link also threw his fist in the air.

Tatl and Navi looked at them. "You two are idiots." Tatl said. Navi sighed and shook her head.

To be continued…

To Nysoku-loves-Sesshomaru: Good luck running away from a mob of demons!

To FFlove190: I'm going to reply for both My Fallen Angel and this chapter. So you're going to have two replies. Reply #1: Dude! It's just a stupid name! Get over it, Zack! (Why am I talking to him anyway?)

To FFlove190: This is for My Fallen Angel. Reply #2: You laugh at Cloud's angst for Aeris's death… You must really hate him!

To Grunt Hunter Dark Croix: Dude! It said Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask crossover in the summary! Didn't you think it'll be a crossover between the two?

To RuRu: That's probably only going to be for that one chapter. It was probably just luck or something. (I have no self confidence)

To Devil Seifer: You also are going to get two replies! Reply #1: Dude! I'm not going to kill Tatl. So don't ask again because it's not going to happen. I'm probably going to have Tatl find out about her past or something. I haven't decided yet.

To Devil Seifer: Reply #2: Yay! You like my story! I'm so happy! Well I hope you like this chapter too!