They arrived at the entrance of Goron Village around 12:00 pm. To Link's and Zack's discomfort it was snowing. Neither of them was properly dressed and they both knew that if they didn't get the right clothes they'll freeze. So they counted on Navi and Tatl to see if they could find a tailor some where in the village. While the two were doing that, Link and Zack stood at the entrance of the black smith's shop rubbing their arms.
"I hope Tatl and Navi find a tailor soon." Zack shivered.
Link sighed and he saw his breath. "C-cool! I can see my-my breath!"
Zack smiled. 'He's so childish at times.'
"So-so when do you th-think they'll be here?" Link stuttered.
"It depends on if this place has a tailor on not. If it doesn't then we'll either freeze or have to go back in town. Which ever comes first." Zack replied.
Then the ground started to shake. Link and Zack looked to the path of Goron Village and saw what looked like a rock rolling toward them at an incredible speed and spikes all over his body. Both of them gave a cry of terror and got out of the Goron's way. The Goron stopped rolling and stood up. He looked like a regular Goron to Zack, but to Link, he looked a lot like Darmani. The Goron seemed to smile the pair.
"Well, well, if it isn't the boy who helped my people. I think we owe you a great debt." Darmani told Link.
"D-do you know where a tailor is?" Zack asked knowing if neither of them got out of the freezing cold they'll both freeze.
"Why do you think I'm out here in the cold?" Darmani asked back.
"Just give us the damn clothes!" Link demanded.
"Okay! Okay! Jeeze! You guys must be freezing!" Darmani handed them both a heavy jacket and pair of leather gloves.
Link's jacket was pure green and Zack's was pure blue. (What a surprise) They both quickly put on the jacket and gloves. Both of them swore without them they would be frozen within minutes. When they were all buttoned up they felt the warmth of the jacket's heating their frozen bodies. Link smiled and Zack had a calm look on his face.
"Well Tatl and that other fairy are waiting in the throne room." Darmani gestured them to follow him.
The two shrugged and followed the warrior Goron. He led them to the entrance and told them to stay there. They waited for about five minutes before the earth shook and the entrance opened. Link and Zack ran in there as fast as they could, once they were inside the warmth filled their bodies. Link and Zack looked around hoping to find their fairy friends. Unfortunately they found Tatl talking to a Goron guard, but Navi wasn't anywhere in sight.
"Tatl, do you know where Navi is?" Link asked her.
"No, last time I saw her she was talking to the elder. She said something about Darunia and the sages." Tatl answered confused.
"King Darunia, the King of Gorons! She knows him?!" Darmani asked eagerly.
"How the hell should I know?!" Tatl answered.
Link sighed. "Yeah, Navi knows him. We met him about seven years ago."
"You know King Darunia?! How did you meet such an important person?!" The Goron Tatl was talking too asked.
"I saved his people from starvation and then seven years later I saved them from being eaten by Volvagia." Link answered casually.
"Are you telling me that the same boy who saved our brotherin saved us as well?!" Darmani asked.
Link shrugged. "I guess so."
Navi then came out of the throne room looking depress. "Navi, what's wrong?" Zack asked.
"The next victim is the elder's son. He was taken by Ganondorf a few minutes before we arrived." Navi said grimily.
"What! I thought we were looking for maidens not little boys!" Tatl yelled.
"Yeah, what's with that?!" Link asked.
"Regardless, we need to save him. He's only seven years old!" Navi said sternly.
"Oh my goddesses! You mean Link was kidnapped!" Link asked.
"What are you talking about?! You're right here, you idiot!" Tatl asked.
"Link is the name of Darunia's son. He was named after Link in honor for saving his people from starvation. And to answer your question Link, no, Link wasn't kidnapped." Navi informed them.
"So we need to go to Snow Ahead and save the Elder's son?" Zack asked.
"What is the elder's son's name anyway?" Link asked Navi. (I don't think he was given a name. If I'm wrong could you please give it to me)
"His name is Serge." Navi answered. (I thought of a random name)
"Serge, that's his name?" Tatl asked, Navi nod. "That's a strange name!"
"Well let's go save Serge!" Link threw his fist in the air.
"Yeah!" Zack mimicked Link.
"One problem, we can't reach Snow Ahead without jumping the ramps." Tatl said.
Link thought for a minute and then snapped his fingers. "I got…" Everyone drew closer. "Nothing."
Everyone did anime style fall. (You know when someone does something stupid and everyone falls down) "Why did you lead us on, like that?! Tatl asked him angrily.
Link shrugged. "I thought I had something."
"You're an idiot." Tatl insulted him.
The elder came out of the throne room and walked to Link and company. "There is a way to get to Snow Ahead." He told them.
"Don't tell me we have to hitch a ride with a witch!!!" Zack screamed.
"No, my dear boy, nothing of the sort." The elderly Goron assured him.
Zack gave a sigh of relieve. "That's good to hear."
"So what do we have to do?" Link asked the elderly Goron.
Link waited for a reply, but there wasn't one. He and the others looked closely at the old man, and saw a snot bubble coming from his nose and heard snoring. Everyone did another anime style fall. "GET UP YOU, OLD MAN!!!" Tatl yelled.
The old man's head jolted up. "What? What was I doing before I fell asleep?"
"You were about to tell us how to get into Snow Ahead." Zack told him, politely.
"Oh, was I now! Well, in order to get into Snow Ahead you need to go through the ramps." The old man smiled brightly.
Everyone did an anime sweat drop. (You know when someone does something unexpected and sweat drops from their face) "Do we look like Gorons to you?!" Tatl asked angrily.
The old man looked at them. "No, you sure don't."
Everyone did another anime fall. "Tell us how a Non-Goron can get into Snow Ahead Temple!" Tatl demanded.
"It's simple; all you have to do is hitch a ride with a witch." The old Goron walked away.
Everyone did an anime sweat drop. "Man… now the old witch is going to hit on me!" Zack complained.
"How are we going to find the witch?" Navi asked.
"We can hop on Epona and go back to the swamp." Link suggested.
Zack shuddered. "Do we have too?"
"If you want to go into the temple." Link replied.
Zack's eye began to twitch. "I guess we have no choice."
They walked out of the throne room and out of the snowing area. Once they were near the swamp area Link and Zack took off their gloves and jackets and put them on Epona's back. Then they rode off to the Potion Shop. This time nothing really happened, no one nearly ate anyone and there weren't any battles. They arrived at the Potion Shop and everyone except Zack entered.
The witch looked up from the counter and smiled. "Well, well, looks like you need me again." She looked along the trio and frowned. "Where's that cute and mysterious boy?"
"He's waiting outside. He said something about hearing voices or something." Tatl answered.
"You make him sound like he's insane!" Link defended Zack.
"Well what boy kind of boy thinks a necklace with an angel is cute?!" Tatl asked him.
"I do! And it's not because Zelda gave it to me!" Link countered.
While the two were fighting Navi went outside and found Zack on the ledge in deep thought. "Zelda, is something wrong?" Navi asked her.
Zack looked behind her with a scared look, but felt relaxed once she realized that it was Navi. "You figured out who I am?" She asked her.
"Well I'm as oblivious as Link is!"
Zack smiled. "I was just thinking. If Link and I ever get married he'll become a prince. And you know how he hates being considered a celebratory, so I'm afraid that he'll leave me."
"Zelda, don't think like that! Link would never leave you all because of that, and you know it!" Navi told her.
"Thanks Navi, that helped a lot." Zack got up and he and Navi walked into the shop.
"He was just looking at it!" Link yelled at the ball of light.
"He wasn't looking at the necklace, he was looking at you!" Tatl countered.
Zack looked at them confused. "What's going on?"
They looked toward Zack and jumped so high they nearly hit the ceiling. "What are you doing here?!" Tatl asked.
"I'm here to see if we can get into Snow Ahead Temple." Zack replied like it was obvious.
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" Link gave a small laugh.
Everyone turned to the counter and saw the old lady…sleeping. Everyone did an anime sweat drop. "What is with old people and taking naps?!" Tatl asked no one. She flew up to the old lady's ear. "WAKE UP!"
The old lady jolted up and looked at the group. "Oh! I guess I doze off!" She gave a small laugh. "So ready to leave?"
Everyone nod and she grabbed her broomstick. She motioned for everyone to climb on. Link got on first and then Zack. The old witch flew into the air and headed toward Snow Ahead Temple.
To be continued…
Kikyo's Killer's note: The second temple is next. Plus, like I always say, please review!
To FFlove190: Do I even want to know why Zack hates the computer?
To Nysoku-loves-Sesshomaru: I drawing a blank on how to respond to you. #bows# Please forgive me!
To RuRu: That's what I am, depress. I'm just really good at writing comedies. I just got through writing an angst poem that I posted a couple of days ago. #sighs# I really am depressing… Oh well!
To xaio23: Yeah, Link really is thick isn't he?! That makes things really fun!