Dottie: Wow has it's been long since I have updated this story, just to tell you all this story was on once but they deleted it. I was so mad I just putted it back up again, regardless of what will happen. This story was such a hit I had over 30 reviews for it!!!
Chapter 5: Clash of the silver haired characters!!!!
Yami: Man that was a big wedding, them two couldn't wait to get in a room to fuck eachother, sheesh what a mess. Today I am doing the show while Dottie, Yami-Bakura, and Y-Marik get a break I finally get to run this show knowing it got my title all over it. Todays show is about a couple of guys who are fighting over eachothers hair color what type of dumb shit is that!!
Ansem: Well this will be interesting, knowing I got silver hair too.
Yami: My first guest is a person who was known as one of the most feared person where he came from, everyone give a hand to lord of the Western Lands Sesshomaru!
(Audience claps)
Sesshomaru comes on to the stage looking as if he was about to kill someone, but he knew to keep his cool. He went and sat down by Yami.
Yami: So what seems to be your problem today?
Sesshomaru: Well I seem to have people out there trying to have silver hair like me and it's pissing me off, only my brother is allowed with that.
Yami: Well who are the people trying to copy you?
Sesshomaru: Some guy named Sephiroth which who I hate the most because he looks like me the most, Epalazo from Excel saga, that guy from Pokemon Sapphire and Ruby, Ansem, Riku, Makenshi from Final fantasy Unlimited with those black looking horns on his head, that wolf Tsume, Amidamaru from Shaman King, Kagato from Tenchi Muyo, Kurama, Pegasus, damn theres too many to count, but those are the main ones! I'm not even going to bother with Bakura since I know him. I already know I have the best silver hair in the world. A/N: So you won't get confused Epalazo is from the anime Excel Saga, If you played Pokemon Sapphire and Ruby there is a guy with white hair you can play as or battle with.
Ansem: Hey I'm offended by that you stupid mutt!
: you wish you the better one you dog!
Yami: Who the hell was that?
Sephiroth: It was I, once again I'm on this show, for what because of this sissy complaining over something stupid.
M- Jackson: I think he had too much weed for his life heheheheheheheheeh, and too much masturbating, I think he needs a big old bear hug.
Sesshomaru: Stay away from me you rapist!!!!
Sesshomaru had a vein pop out on the side of his head, he blows him away with his whip.
M-Jackson: Owies….
Sephiroth: You know you look more like a bitch than just a dog, you almost look like a woman with all those weird clothes on you.
Sesshomaru: Come say that to my face you low life horse fucker!!!!
Sephiroth: I'll be glad to.
They both took their swords out, going at eachother with speed that are matched. The stage guards didn't bother trying to stop them, knowing they are too strong and could kill them in a blink.
Ansem: I'm not going to try to stop them.
Sora: Man this is going to kick ass, let me catch this on tape!! He said bringing his camcorder out.
(Audience: ………
Dottie: Stop this fighting at once, you guys are my two most favorite people of all, sit down and get with the show.
Sephiroth: hmm maybe she's right
Sesshomaru: yeah
They both sit down, putting their sword back in their sheaths.
Yami: So why are you getting mad about something like this Sesshomaru, you and Sephiroth are so alike you and him could be related.
Sephiroth: Please don't say that ever again, he is a insult to all silver hairs.
Sesshomaru: If you don't want to die Sephiroth then I would keep my mouth shut for a little while.
Yami: I think the others would rather come out too.
The rest of the guys came on to the stage, sitting in the extra chairs by Yami.
Makenshi: Why am I even out here, this is the most stupidest show on earth.
Pegasus: You look kinda sexy in that kimono Fluffy.
He blows a kiss at Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru gives him a death glare.
Tsume: Everyone knows that I am more sexy than any of you bastards hehe.
Kagato: You wish you stupid wolf, I am the better looking!
Dude from Pokemon: Um what is the point of this fight I got more training to do for my Pokemon, not be here fighting over hair color.
Riku: Well girls like younger guys so it's me they want.
Amidamaru: Nah I think I am, knowing the girls love me the most because I am a Samurai.
Elpalazo: Sesshomaru looks more like me, just look at us.
Kurama: I love my demon form a lot better, It makes me more charming.
Girls in the audience: HEEE"S SOO CUTEE!!!
They have hearts in their eyes
Sesshomaru: Wanna bet fox boy well here this will make you all look good!!
He picks up a jug full of blue paint and run to them all and throw it all over them making their hair all blue.
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: You all look better already seeing that I'm the only one with the silver head here now hehe.
Guys: "OO"…
Makenshi: You will pay for that you dumbass!
Dottie: You all look good, blue is my favorite color!!!
Kurama: Damn you, now it's all over my fur.
Tsume: I'm licking this off of me right now!!!!!
He turns into his wolf form licking himself all over making a big scene.
Tsume: damn it's permanent how could paint be permanent!!!!
Sephiroth: Damn do that somewhere else, we don't need to see that!!!
He said pointing to Tsume's lower part. Tsume blushes when he noticed this.
Tsume: Why are you looking are you gay or something?
Sesshomaru: Now what are guys going to do, its permanent hahahahahahah!!!
Girls in the audience: We will show you!!
They jump on the stage jumping Sesshomaru one by one causing a big cloud of smoke. Most of them were pulling on his tail while the others pulled on his hair.
Sesshomaru: Lets me go you bitches!!!!
Tifa: How could you so such a thing, Tsume is the hottest guy on earth!!!
Tea: You go over there this instant and get that stuff off of Sephiroth!!
Dottie: I'm not getting into this.
Excel: I love Lord Epalazo, hail Epalazo!!!!
Hyatt: Yay!!!!
Yami: Ok this show is getting no where, and a guy is having problems with people having the same color hair as him, what next, I mean come on this is the worst show I ever hosted.
Bakura and Ryou, and Y-Marik comes onto the stage.
Bakura: What the hells all the racket I can't concentrate in this building!!
Ryou: We heard the noise coming from in here, shut up already.
Y-Marik: If ya don't stop this bullshit right now I will control all of your minds!!.
Everyone stops staring at him with wide looks. Sesshomaru's hair was messed up in tangles.
Sesshomaru: Now look what you done, my hair is ruined, it will take hours to get it back straight again!!!
Dude form Pokemon: Ok now this is not coming off of me, now I am mad Blaziken go!!!
He throws his Pok'eball revealing his Poke'mon Blaziken.
Blaziken: Blazzzziken!!!
Dude from Pokemon: Blaziken use flamethrower on Sesshomaru now!!
Blaziken: Blazzzz!!
A flamethrower came to Sesshomaru, but he dodged it easily burning the hell out of Bakura, Ryou and Y-Marik.
Bakura, Ryou, and Y-Marik: ………..ow!
Sesshomaru: What a weak rooster.
All the guys on stage: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah what a bunch of dickheads!!!
Dude from Pokemon: uh-oh oops!
Ryou: Ok that's it, your going to bloody hell you maggot go Lugia!!!
Lugia appeared on the stage breaking everything in it's path.
Lugia: Rawww!!!
Dottie: Hey that's my signature Pokemon give him to me.
Amsem: Ryou your not from Pokemon how did you get that thing?
Ryou: Easy my Yami stole it.
Audience: Ahhhhhhhhahhh!!
Yami: Enough already this show is has gotten out of line too much everyone sit down and SHUT THE HELLL UP!!!!!!
Everyone calls their Pokemon back and sits down.
Yami: That's better, now theres only one thing, how is that stuff going to get out of your hair?
Epalazo: I don't know but when this show is over I am going to knock the living hell out of Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha comes on the stage
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru what is going on here, hahahahahhahhahahahah!!! He falls on the floor laughing at all the guys.
Inuyasha: What happened to you guys!!???!
Sephiroth: Your stupid brother did this to us!
Inuyasha: Well he did a good job and Sesshomaru why in the hell did you let a bunch of girls stop you?
Sesshomaru: There were too many of them brother.
Kurama: Lets kill them both!!
All of them run to Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. Inuyasha brings out his Tetsaiga while Sesshomaru brings out his Tenseiga.
Inuyasha: Blacklash Wave!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Time to die!!
A big explosion is heard, the whole building blows up into smithereens. Everyone except for Yami, Dottie and the two brothers were knocked out cold.
Dottie: What the hell, how did we not get hurt?
Yami: Why did you guys do that it will take months to fix this mess !!
Inuyasha: Well that ends the show ha.
Sesshomaru: This proves that I am the best looking person in this world.
Inuyasha: Whatever lets just go.
Yami: This will go on your bill you two!!!
Dottie: Its ok at least we survived.
Everyone: XX
Yami: Well there no questions so I will end this, I am Yami and we will be back in a couple months so stay tuned to our next show of Yugioh Springer.
Dottie: This is the longest chapter I have ever made in my life. How was it, I know it was OOC for everyone but I was bored so I putted anything that caught u in my mind into it. I have an upsession with silvered hair anime and video game characters. PLEASE REVIEW AND PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!!