On the last Chapter of Jewjew's penny picking quest. The climactic scuffle with the president continues as, both Gyro and Jewnny struggle to get past the President. The secret behind the so called holy map really inhabited the holy corpse of Jesus fucking H Christ, which the president had merged with to obtain its ultimate power. All hope seems lost in the eyes of the Jew Crew now as Ned Flanders has access to [This Is America.] The ability to repel all misfortune that comes his way. Like what the fuck man, that shit is more overpowered than Goku and Naruto combined nigga. Well back to the chapter, to see how all this shit will play out.
Gyro's hand held firmly on his glock as he had no other choice. His had no copper balls on him that he could use, if he got too close to recover one back he would surely die trying. "What are you waiting for Gyro? Your Jewish brain can't pull that trigger you filthy Jew nigger!" The president taunted Gyro. Gyro pulled the trigger, shooting towards President Ned Flanders three times as a desperate maneuver to go against the presidents new found power. Jewnny watched his Jewish buddy straight up go gratatatat at the fucking president of the USA. Shit was wild and shit Cowboys vs President nigga. The bullets Gyro had shot phased into the bars of light around the president, Gyro's actions were in vain.
Gyro felt a sharp pain on his chest just as he placed his hand on his chest, his hands were painted with nothing but blood. Three bullet wounds appeared on Gyro's chest, as he had realizing what caused this. "Ey JewJew, I feel kind of cold nigga. My red jelly is spilling out man, I-I think it be the end of the line for this Jew." Gyro acknowledged that his fate was imminent, not wanting to make his Jewish nigga feel too bad for him. However he did wish he had stayed a little longer to see his journey to fix Jewnny's erectile dysfunction. Jewnny starting crying like a bitch baby as he realized his friend was going to die here. There was nothing he could do, but lay there and be a bitch baby.
"Quit your crying you bitch baby ass nigga, I'm dying and I can't get up. Before I go, remember the lesson I just taught you. Its my families recipe, mamas penny picking recipe. JewwwJew this is the last of my power, Take it!" With that, was Gyro's final words to Jewnny Jewstar before succumbing to his wounds and falling off his horse. The rest of Gyro's Jewish essence went into Jewnny, to give him enough of a boost to stand up once more to stand against the president. Gyro entrusted him his secret family technique to help him to take down the President. Ned Flanders stood still while all this shit transpired, he was cocky enough that nothing would change if he interfered or not. Like uhh nigga, the president got the power of Jesus fucking Christ on his side. Jewnny still had tears running down his face from the loss of his only and best friend Gyro. It was up to him to avenge Gyro's death, to reach the end of his penny picking quest.
"So what will it be Neighborino? The one who took the first penny determines everything! The rules of this world are determined by the same principle as right or left? In a society like that sidewalk, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era. . This world has been operating by this penny principle, Jewnny Jewstar!" The president lectured.
Jewnny had no fucking idea what the president was talking about, his jewwy brain could not comprehend shit. The only word he heard was penny and penny, as you fucking should as a Jew. The president activated his stand, as his D4C went outside of the bars of light to make the first move. However, Jewnny immediately used this change to activate his [Rust Act 3.] As D4C exited the range of [This is America,] Rust Act 3 quickly punched the shit outa the presidents stando as it went: "Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora nigga!" That nigga Ned Flanders got caught lackin as, he flew back about 2 meters away. Jewnny had quite the advantage here, while Jewnny got some distance from the President he can make a counter attack. However, the presidents [This is America] causes a huge problem when trying to fight this nigga. There was one thing that Jewnny did remember. When Gyro attempted to use the perfect penny picking spin, it went through the presidents defenses for a moment, and dealt some substantial damage.
The president nonchalantly got up, as he had a cut on his lip from Jewnny's assault. Even the president knew he slipped up for a moment there, allowing his [Diddily Deeds Done For Free] to exit the bars of light. For a moment Jewnny heard a familiar voice in the sky calling his name. It sounded like Gyro? It certainly fucking was, it was ghost Gyro! He appeared in the sky as a ghost like figure above his friend at his time of need. "Ey Jew. Remember that promise about my real name? You promised to not tell anybody buddy. Well you know use that penny picking power n shit. I haven't wiped my ass since the race started, now I'll die with a crusty ass." Those were Gyro's true final words before ascending to the afterlife where he will pick all the pennies he wants to.
Gyro's words touched his feeble little Jew heart. To President Ned Flanders, Jewnny looked like some schizo ass nigga jew looking at the sky like a bafoon. His words gave him to confidence to keep fighting, Jewnny didn't wanna go out like a bitch nigga anytime soon. No more Mr. Bitch baby nigga shit pants. The president looked quite committed to take down the remaining Jew, to truly use the power of the holy corpse for his every desire and wish to come into fruition.
-To be continued-